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huntershowl · 5 months
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@tewwor.
❛ the only one who gets to kill you, is me. ❜ ( landing in hot with jie <3 )
❝ HA. ❞ IT'S PARTLY A LAUGH, PARTLY A WHEEZE through battered lungs and a cracked ribcage. persephone grits her teeth against the searing pain in her chest, counts silently to three, and pulls herself to her feet, leaning heavily on her rifle for support as if it were a very dangerous walking stick.
god damn. with the state of the hunters around her, you'd think it was hellhound herself that killed them. but it wasn't, because they did their homework and brought paralytic darts to the party. she fought through it for longer than expected — longer than a two-hundred-pound man would, longer than an animal — but even hellhound's force of will can't beat a strong drug, and eventually their limbs gave out. all it took was a knife to the gut and several strong kicks to the ribs to knock them down. for my brother, the man leading the group kept saying. for jamie.
god. they all blur together. she couldn't even tell you which of her victims jamie was if she tried. but this wasn't a surprising nor uncommon outcome, as many a brother and father have come after her for what she did to their families. and under the rage, under the monster, even under the mission that burns behind her eyes, something in her wanted him to finish the job.
but he didn't.
hellhound did not hear jie coming. he descended on them like a rapture, and by the time the last man was pulled off of her, the drug was already leaving her system and she was able to breathe a desperate, shuddering gasp.
now they stand lopsided, bleeding, half-draped over their rifle, and throw jie a cautious look. ❝ you here to finish the job? ❞
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willgrahamscock · 8 months
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Hey are you offended by the word bitch? I'm going to send you a hate anon, but I saw that you go by she/her and I respect women
don't let anything stop u from being a hater king
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pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
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unforth · 3 months
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
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jackalspine · 3 months
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@schnuffel-danny hehehe
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regarding this post: from schnuffle
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ohnoitstbskyen · 2 months
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What’s your thoughts on Delicious in Dungeons Character Designs?
Ryoko Kui is the best to ever do it.
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hypothetical scenario for you all: the real king arthur returns. you meet him and you welcome him into your home. what is the first thing you do with him? keep in mind, this is a man from the 500s (he died in 542), and you are from the 21st century (2024).
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phayz · 2 months
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hold on hold on wait a minute
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theriverbeyond · 2 months
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packing for a trip is like ok i need 30 pairs of underwear. my entire medicine cabinet. T shirt?
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william-snekspeare · 1 year
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conversation I have with my ferret 1000x a day
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huntershowl · 3 months
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12, 18 (i need the world to know), 28
a peek at what's inside their ... | ACCEPTING.
12. frequently used emojis. 🖕 🙄 🔫 🔪 🗡️ 🤘🏻
18. "secret" hiding spot. HMM...... i feel like there's always some very high-up and secluded rooftop that makes persephone feel... as close to safe as they can possibly feel (so like 75% of the way there. maybe 65%.)
there is just something so meditative about sitting on a roof, with a bottle of good whiskey, staring out at the city lights without worry of being ambushed. despite the fact that seph rarely feels safe, there are certainly moments she feels peaceful.
28. five most recent sent text messages
To: Lionel Accardi what the fuck was that meme To: VECTOR fuck off To: Cody Shimura k To: Hector Dionísio fuck off bitch To: Zhong Jiegou, Raayan Iyer not hungry
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willgrahamscock · 5 months
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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?
this websites hate mail game is ruthless
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nymphoutofwater · 10 days
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And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?
Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?
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luthienne · 9 months
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i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine
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Holy. Shit. What are we to do now?!?
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NOOOOO!
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"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:
his wife hasn't been kidnapped
their marriage is not healthy or functional
this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down
his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath
the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers
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