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on the one hand my career is a terrible place to meet women. on the other hand it is highly likely that of the women you meet in my career significantly more than average are dykes (on the order of 30%) so there are ups and downs
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you#(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi)#(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)
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mmmm something something time rift blah blah yada yada ✨links meet au✨
#I said I would eventually make some kind of links meet content#I don’t know what to title this au#uhhmm#you guys are better at naming things than me#anyways I almost imploded from having the worst art block of my career#legit thought I’d never pick up a pen ever again but alas <3#forgive my absence it was a rough two months#the legend of zelda#legend of zelda#tloz#loz#zelda#zelda au#links meet au#rift au#ougg I gotta tag all that?#skyward sword#twilight princess#echoes of wisdom#oracle of seasons#wind waker#minish cap#ocarina of time#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#first hero#hyrule warriors#art#artists on tumblr#my art
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It seems there's a new lawyer in town!!!
#I think she's one of the most underutilized characters ever I will DIE on this hill#she can hear people's feelings that is the COOLEST concept ever#you get people who can hear thoughts a lot and that's cool but hearing FEELINGS is such a sick and unique concept#AND SHES A LAWYER#THATS THE COOLEST CAREER YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE WHO CAN HEAR FEELINGS THAT OPENS DOORS FOR SO MANY GOOD STORIES#I'D LOVE IN AA TO PLAY CASES AS HER WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK BACKWARDS FROM PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS TO FIGURE OUT MYSTERIES#IT'S A WHOLE NEW SIDE TO THE EVIDENCE#AND SUBTLE HIDDEN FEELINGS KEEP GUIDING HER AND PPL JUST CANT KEEP UP WITH HOW SHE WORKS... STUFF LIKE THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING#WHY ISN'T IT UTILIZED WHY DO WE JUST HAVE PSUEDOSCIENCE MINIGAME#ATHENA IS SO LIKEABLE AND CHARMING AND FULL OF LIFE TOO#PLEASE CAPCOM#I LOV E HER PLEASE#GIVE US A CRAZY MOMENT WHERE SHE TAKES PHOENIX ASIDE HALFWAY THROUGH A CASEAND TELLS HIM HIS CLIENT WAS JUST ELATED AT THE SIGHT OF A CORPS#OR DO IT IN THE GAMEPLAY WHERE THE PLAYER SPOTS IT IN THE MOOD MATRIX#omg yeah actually that'd make me shit my pants that'd be so cool#proper ghost trick moment#THERE'S SO MUCH COOL STUFF YOu can do fuck okay sorry there are so many tags now#can you tell I got feelings abt this character I LOVE HER so much Im in love w her tbh and she's also so me#ace attorney#athena cykes#my art#have a good day thanks for looking at my art haha
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diversity win! the cars from your childhood are bisexual
#pixar cars#cars#lightning mcqueen#sally carrera#francesco bernoulli#idk what the ship name is but i refer to them as#sally/monty/cesco#😭... lightning sandwich...#should i tag this as my f1 au... technically its for that but like. adds nothing cause theyre early career pre teammates here#anyway sally bags both of them then makes them kiss and fuck while she manspreads on the fujo throne#sorry. sorry i have many thoughts#i hope the person who tagged my other post as challengers for people w mental illness sees this 🙏#jsgdjs monty as having Relevations as we speak#my art
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circular narratives, passing the gauntlet, and boy kings // inspired by @mnyd 's tags on @drivestraight 's post
#ngl guys i lost the plot halfway through but cba to course correct its 3am#like that lewis quote at the end prob shouldn't be there but whatever!!!#anyways. learnt many insane things abt these three's careers#like for his first win max youngest driver fought kimi oldest driver#also didn't know lewis was was and prob still is the youngest driver to sign a developmental contract#uhhh tags okay lets see#web weaving#f1 web weaving#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#oscar piastri#mv33#lh44#op81#f1 web weave#f1#considered adding my sources. wanted to sleep. and therefore did not apologies#there is an odd obsession with youth running through this.#t#made by t#art#not my best but we live
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🌴⌛️🐚🌊
#the willpower it took not to write ‘they will shrimply krill you’#god they really do have hunger games careers vibes don’t they#limited life#mean gills#my art#inthelittlewood#smajor1995#scott smajor#what is the tag for him istg#you give ONE dude some sharp lookin teeth and suddenly your boyfriend’s like ‘both of them clearly eat people’ sure man#also listen. i told you guys i wasn’t going to make them actually kiss you can’t be mad#anyway everyone pls appreciate the hourglass fishing lure thanks
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does dev ever get annoyed by Peri? that twink seems annoying to hang around
Oh Dev loooves the attention!He even having a bit of fun watching his godparents little bickerings/attention competitions abt him... But please don`t call Jorgen or Cosmo&Wanda here, or else it WILL be hella stressfull for both annoying and overwhelmng to be here for ginger boy-
Peri just want to show Dev how much he learned during unemployment time! He dont need anyones help on that thank you very much-
#He chose the right career path!#He can show his parents how awesome he is!#Villain!Peri au#fop peri#peri fairly oddparents#art#peri fanart#my art#periwinkle#peri fairywinkle cosma#fairly oddparents a new wish#the fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#digital art#fanart#digital sketch#digital#artists on tumblr#digital drawing#art tag#fop fanart#fopanw#a new wish#the fairy oddparents#fairly odd parents fanart#fairly oddparents fanart#fairly oddparents
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as some of u know already i have a test tomorrow in my anatomy class. i’ve never studied this hard for anything in my life and i still know nothing. i have a bachelors degree in three separate fields, i graduated with college magna cum laude with separate honors in two of my majors, i took 7 ap exams, i took the sat, i have a certification that is incredibly hard to get. i have never been more stressed for an exam in my life. i know too much and also nothing at all. how do you stem people do this in like four classes at once.
#things that have made me realize my college degree is useless: this class#not a tag#from saph#ive given up and if i know it i know it if i don’t i don’t#it was something like 435 locafions of things plus other shit i had to memorize#aa#only got 3 Bs in my whole college career but i’ll be over the moon with a b on this
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do you have youtube channel?
technically yes, but I just use it to host unlisted videos for embedding, so there's nothing, like, public on it. :') sorry! I basically don't post anywhere except here and occasionally on pixiv (in case it's not obvious, I suck at social media).
#god help me if i ever have to rely on it as a career because i will immediately die#i like being in one place where people can follow or block as they choose and not have to keep blocking me everywhere#fediverse seems like it would be ideal for that but i haven't seen any that have the thing that i really like about tumblr#which is that tags can work both as a cloud (like if i tag something as 'art' it shows up in the tag feed for 'art)#and also isolated (if you come to my blog and click the 'art' tag you can see only my posts tagged 'art')#(if there's a term for that i do not know it)#i might just be missing if there are any like that though#the people who i tend to look to for this kinda thing are mostly interested in straight-up twitter clones#which is...let's say less than ideal for posting art or organizing anything#so at this point if tumblr goes down i'll probably just take it as a sign to quit social media entirely ( ᐛ )#(my apologies i did not mean for this to turn into a tag novella)
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a little comic about jena's life before she met varric and became rook
#dragon age#datv#jena#varric tethras#art tag#my art#my comics#i also want to make a second one about her warden career hehe#i hope you like this... she's so well adjusted
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Remember this 3d model? This is how it looks so far! I still need to add her armor and bandages but rn I just wanted to show off the textures because I'm really proud of them ✨👌
#my future as a character modeler is uncertain but I like to think my (hypothetical) career as a texture painter is as bright as the sun~ ✨#and yeah she also has her weird tongue but I hid it for the render#signalis#signalis oc#my ocs#stcr#storch signalis#the dreizehn tag#corrupted storch#my art#blender
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these days a lot of romance in books, TV, and film leave me a bit cold, which sucks as a lover of romance. there has to be something ~interesting there for me. I've been watching the day of the jackal and it's pretty entertaining so far. but the one thing I haven't quite been able to wrap my head around is jackal's love for his wife, nuria. the show clearly wants us to believe he truly loves her, even if he can't shed his assassin skin and lies like crazy to her. he spies on her. he dreams about her. he thinks about her constantly. even more so than the baby which I (and the show apparently) regularly forget exists.
the chemistry between eddie redmayne and ursula corbero isn't necessarily the issue even though it is middling. ursula certainly does the best with what she's got, which isn't much. but I always struggle when shows place us in an established marriage or relationship and tells the audience how much the two characters love each other, without really being convincing of why they go to the lengths they do because of this love. the jackal is a sociopath with a hundred different faces (though we spend quite a bit of time with him in his true face). he has no qualms whatsoever about killing innocent people to accomplish his objectives. that's established within 20 minutes of the very first episode. so what does it take for this murderer-for-hire to fall in love? why should we be so convinced of this cold-blooded killer's love for his wife? what is it about her that made him fall in love? and vice versa? the show doesn't even try to make us second guess this love. on some level, I'd be obsessed with a suave killer brought to his knees by a woman to the point where he starts a family with her. the deception, the two separate lives, the cat and mouse of it all. but everything about them is spectacularly bland.
throughout the series nuria is constantly questioning who she fell in love with. but who did she fall in love with? in episode 7 we get flashbacks of their first meeting, at a restaurant where jackal is a regular and where nuria works as a waitress. she's hot and vivacious and effortlessly charming. he's a mysterious loner who seems sweet. jackal takes a shine to her and later asks her on a date, to which she immediately says yes. and that's it. that's pretty much all of the flavorless context we have for their relationship. we're simply supposed to believe they fell in love with each other. she doesn't even make him work for the date. there's no push and pull there. she's not even a calculating golddigger or anything, just completely guileless. our favorite sociopath fell in love because she's just that charming? our charming waitress falls for this boring and rich-looking foreigner and that's it? and then we're told that she's completely trusting of him up until the ~turning point. ok. I don't believe the show is trying to pull wool over our eyes. they very much want us to believe there's love there. but there's just nothing convincing me of why these two characters love each other. this failmarriage is of no interest to me.
otoh, the connection jackal has with zina is compelling and sexy. this mysterious corporate shark archetype of a woman who dared to meet an assassin in person. who went to bat for this assassin even when her bosses were not convinced he was the man for their goals. who broke into this assassin's temporary lodgings and withstood his menacing energy. who wasn't afraid to yell and put pressure on this scary assassin. I'd be more obsessed if the actress was better at acting and there was actual chemistry between her and eddie. alas.
otooh, there is ALSO serious messy romantic potential with bianca. also a sociopathic liar. also a married woman (who we're also supposed to believe loves her husband. lol.) with a child. a woman who will do anything to catch jackal. a woman who has no qualms about using innocent people who get killed in the process (even if she does feel some degree of guilt about it). like the parallels are allll there. but she's black and we all know how that goes. in another series jackal would be intrigued and also as obsessed with this mi6 agent who somehow always finds him. sigh.
#the day of the jackal#day of the jackal#two women who've seen his true face in different ways#I don't expect the finale to surprise me on the romantic front#unless we find out the show and nuria have been duping us all which is doubtful#there's going to be a season 2 so maybeeee there's still hope#lashana lynch is so good too#rolling my eyes at the cop role but her character is simply too delicious of a wreck idk#and sorry to poor sweet ******#that was clearly never going to end well lmao#I want to read more meta about this show but the tag is so dead and everywhere else is so racist el o el the neverending dilemma#the politics in this show crack me tf up#came back to say i just imagined gugu mbatha-raw as zina and omg#she's def too far in her career for such small roles but wow what could have been
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#muncher#technically a licker but i don't think i ever made a tag for that#surprising amount of pokémon with modeled tongues is all i'm sayin. maybe i should#smeargle#this is just a cute animal. i got an evil shiny of this thing back when i was shiny hunting flygon but#that's when i got most of my evil shinies. in my entire career#that was my longest hunt to date#um. also i think this thing had an old competitive strat with darkrai that got nerfed or some shit
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SEOK MATTHEW ✧ SWEAT
#zb1#zerobaseone#seok matthew#boys planet#zb1work#zb1net#zerobaseonesource#ultkpop#iri.gifs#r any of these tags. still active? only time will tell#flashing tw#higabi#useroro#usermia#megtag#forpaulita#ninitag#useryeontan#userhops#jjanguri#userzb1s#tuserchrissy#dearestmillie#i have never .#NEVER. been more obsessed with an idol#i have almost 100 pcs of his. ive lost my mind and this hair made it OWRSE FOR ME#anyways. hello . i return from like months of nothing to post this an dreturn to my void#but . this man...............................................#all of my zb1 bias line have me in the realest chokehold of my kpoppie career. and zb1 in general to an extent#but matthew...............................
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I'm a firm believer that Fukunaga's grades are just as bad as Tora's, he's just better at hiding it
#he's hasn't listened to a single lecture in his entire school career#bros in a whole nother universe my adhd king#that's not even that much of a headcanon he's constantly staring off into space in dumpster battle#i'm spending a lot of time on portfolio stuff atm so sorry if the art here is more sketchy??#i have so many ideas but alas my future must come first#yamamoto taketora#fukunaga shouhei#fukutora#this isn't reallyy romantic but im tagging fukutora anyways for the funsies#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#haikyuu fanart#hq#hq fanart#my art
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