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[suncrayon]

WAIT WHAT.

[docholligay]

Schedule!

Hello and welcome to the last week of this month! Lots going on, below!

Sunday, July 28th: I'll start up Madoka around noon, and then tonight for all patrons, a stream of A Place Further Than The Universe!

Monday, July 29th: The Patreon Liveblog, it's looking like it will be The Bear!

Tuesday, July 30th: I have the baby all day!

Wednesday, July 31: The Midgie liveblog OH SHIT I THINK I FORGOT TO POST THE WINNER PLEASE HOLD and then that night, the patreon gamestream which will be Anatomy I AM SO EXCITED THIS IS THE FIRST GAME I PERSONALLY HAVE NOMINATED I REALLY WANT TO PLAY IT.

Hopefully in all this I will get the next edition of the choose your own adventure out, but it's not going well!

[ladyloveandjustice]

August 2023 Monthly Loveblogs

The winner of the bonus poll was Surviving Romance! I need to move the liveblogs up one day because of my schedule, so we'll do that tomorrow!

For the main poll, the winner was The Demon Girl Next Door!

So we'll do that on Saturday!

Do YOU want a say on what I liveblog? Well, you’re in luck, because on my Patreon, the deal is $1 patrons can vote on a one-hour monthly liveblog! And $5 (probably soon to be $3) patrons can vote for an ADDITIONAL 1-hour monthly liveblog!

[sailormoonsub]

I don't know how you do your schedule, if you have to fit in x amount of shows every month or something, but maybe in the future you could add like a rest week every month or every other month? I love your liveblogs, but I don't want you to be burned out. Your brain deserve to be at it's best so you can go on tangents about utena or philosophy to your hearts content

You're the smartest person in this whole ask box Anon! If I was starting this whole little project from scratch today, I wouldn't have started the monthly Patreon model and would only do one-by-one commissions on Ko-fi instead. At this point the Patron thing is baked in to the schedule and I don't know how to bake it OUT

I really like this idea and will certainly implement it when I know I won't get too far behind!

[loreweaver-universe]

And that’s the episode split.

Not as wildly weird as the last episode yet, but it’ll get there, I’m sure.  What is the robot’s deal?  What was it doing, floating off into the sky?  Is it gone now?  I doubt it is, but with this show I can’t be sure of anything.

More interesting to me, of course, is Haruko’s deal.  Did her scooter convert that model kit into actual metal parts?  Or was that just the show being weird?  What is her DEAL?  I still want to know what the shackle is about.

Interesting, interesting show.  I’m looking forward to more.

That’s where we’re ending the night, though.  Up next will be episode 2 of The Owl House!  I’m going to try to get back on my schedule, so hopefully we’ll be doing that Wednesday.

In the meantime, thank you all for tuning in, and thank you to my 55 patrons, who make it so I can do this for a living!  I’ll see you guys next time!

IN OTHER NEWS:

I recently completed my blind playthrough of Persona 5 Royal!  You can see the full playlist of those streams by clicking here!

I recently completed my blind playthrough of Metroid Dread!  You can see the full playlist of those streams by clicking here!

If you’d like to help me pay my rent, buy me some food, or help with my bills and medicine, please use my direct donation link!  If you’d like to support me per liveblog completed every month, please pledge to my Patreon! Becoming a patron not only allows you to vote on what shows I do whenever I choose a new one, but also grants access to the community Minecraft server to $5 patrons or higher!

You should also go pledge to Gio’s Patreon, or his Sponsus–our Discord server maintenance tech, creator of Rubybot, and community Minecraft server overlord deserves far more than I can afford to pledge to him by myself.

If you’d like more of me and my content:

My Episode Lists master page, where you can find every show and liveblog I’ve done!

My Discord server, where you can come hang out with me and other fans, check out member liveblogs, and join community gaming guilds!

My Twitch channel, where I stream variety games every so often!

My Youtube channel, where you can check out past streams!

My ask blog, where you can send me questions and comments!

My Twitter, where I make announcements about liveblogs and streams!

My merch store, where you can get shirts, mugs, stickers, and more!

It’s your kindness and support that lets me do this stuff, and I wouldn’t be where I am without all of you to do it for.  Thank you all so much for your support, and for tuning in every episode!

OTHER PEOPLE YOU MAY ENJOY:

I may have been one of the earlier Steven Universe liveblogs, but a whole community of livebloggers has sprung up over the last six years!   I linked to a bunch individually for a few wrap-ups, but honestly, this end-slate is already eight billion miles long, so I’m just gonna link to my links page.  Click here if you want recommendations of other livebloggers, or other neat people, or webcomics and podcasts that I recommend.

[keyofjetwolf]

I am easily bought.

With that, we conclude Episode 19! It only took, what? Three months? THREE DELECTABLE MONTHS. I had an amazing time, and hopefully you all did too. Now it’s time for my usual end-of-liveblog spiel, which I really need to rewrite as we approach the end of this particular chapter of my life, but I sure have not done that yet so here’s the usual copy/paste of ways to let me know you had a good time:

Tell me you love me! I’m needy and also not a fucking mindreader.  

Sponsor me at my Patreon! It’s that sponsorship that keeps my puppy fed and allows my job to be entertaining you. Not only does becoming my patron let the content flow here, but you can get some pretty fucking sweet bonus exclusive shit, too!  

Tip me at Ko-Fi! If you really enjoyed yourself today, this is a great way to let me know, and can help steer me toward future content.

Embrace that capitalism! Nothing says love and appreciation like material goods! I’ve set up some wishlists on Gift Hero if you’d rather not trust me to spend money, which is very fair.

Send me love/hate mail! I’ve got a shiny PO Box, after all, might as well use it. (Doc and I share it, by the way, so you can send her stuff there too!) If you’ve got a thing you’d like to send my way, I’d love to receive it!   Jet Wolf (and/or Doc Holligay)   PO Box 1621   Billings, MT  59103

Our November schedules are still in-progress, but I’m on Pidge Point tomorrow either way. Will we actually make it to the zoo? NOBODY KNOWS.

Until next time, my little macadamia nut clusters!

[suworkbook]

The next couple of days are going to be pretty chokka! The end of September is bringing many good things, so here’s our tentative schedule below:

Friday 27:  On Friday we have the first liveblog commissioned by a Patron! I will be reading the first Young Wizards book for two hours. Everyone please thank ssilverstreak for their amazing support in making this happen! 

Saturday 28: Steben Uniberse, as usually scheduled.

Sunday 29: Tier 2 patrons are currently voting on our monthly wildcard! If YOU are the Crystal Gems then head over there for the chance to have your say on which fine show we’ll be rounding off September with. 

[completeoveranalysis]

Liveblog End!

That was such a wild ride! Thank you to everyone who helped with and read this side experience that I’ve been looking forward to for YEARS. Horitsuba really is what dreams are made of. 

I won’t be home next Monday due to schedule clashes so the next liveblog will be on Monday 14 October (NZST). I’ll look forward to returning then with something new and exciting for us to dig into. 

In the meantime let me thank my wonderful patrons! 

My eternal gratitude goes to Riri, Chouris, Fer E, Stupid Kitsune, Calantian, Sapphire Swimming, noi,  TullyTree, and Katherine.

And as always extra thanks goes to: Cloverfield, supporter of KuroFai love tokens in any form; Rel, head of the support group to get Watanuki through his gay panic; Luke, local supplier for the initiative to support Himawari with As Many Friends As Possible; Evig-sang, Head of the Department of Misuse of Doppleganger Lore; Kristin, Outfit Equality Judge for the Horitsuba School Festival; Sky, Leading the creepy dramatic choir who walk around Horitsuba at all the right moments; Alskaichou, Guardian of Keeping Seishirou Out of Horitsuba (the most important job of all); and Fran, official spokesperson for Windows as Doorway Replacements for the Future! It’s the only stylish way to enter a room, guaranteed!

Thank you all for your support! You are all endlessly amazing souls and I appreciate you all greatly. 

See you all again soon!

[timemachineliveblogs]

My New Attempted Schedule (As It Pertains To All Of You)

All “schedules” are set to how frequently I’d like to accomplish a task, and not a day or time that that task will be accomplished. See here for more personal blathering. I hope for this to be a bare minimum, and to hopefully be able to do MORE sometimes, but to at least do this much. 

LIVEBLOGGING

Once a week.

I hope to do at least one liveblogging session a week. Ideally that would be a complete half-hour episode of something (probably HxH, but maybe also Haikyuu!!, which someone has requested), but if a session has to end early because I don’t have stamina then that’s what happens. Sorry to those waiting *checks watch* SIX DAMN MONTHS for me to get my shit together. 

STREAMING VIDEO GAMES

Once a week. 

This one is less strenuous than liveblogging, so it’s maybe sliiiiiggghtly more likely to get a bonus. This is the kind of thing that would be GREAT to have a set day and time, but I know I can’t do that right now. If you want to follow me on twitch, my handle there is taleasoldastimemachine. Right now I’m playing a lot of The Sims 4. Specifically a legacy challenge based on Sailor Moon. I imagine I’ll be playing a LOT of Animal Crossing when the new one comes out. 

MOVIE NIGHT

Once a month.

This is a patreon reward I promised 900 years ago and never fulfilled. This I want to defer to my patrons on. There are so few of us - it’s supposed to be an exclusive to a higher paying tier, but I feel like opening it up could make it more of a party? Regardless, I do want to try to do this. This might be a while before I’ve nailed exact details down, so if anyone has suggestions or thoughts, I welcome them. 

RECORDING PRETTY CURE PODCAST

Once a week, as usual.

For those who listened to the episodes available of Pretty Sure It’s Pretty Cure, what if I told you we never really stopped recording? We’ve had some unplanned recording breaks, but we’ve also had some good long runs of recording just as regularly as when we started. My co-hosts (hi @drasnianfrank and @theneptuneviolin!) have been really good at working with my BS, and so...um... I know we left off our releases at like.... not even the halfway mark of the first season? But we’ve finished watching Max Heart. >.> those episodes are just waiting in the vault for me to edit. 

Sorry to those waiting *checks watch* A ENTIRE FUCKING YEAR for another episode. 

(It is now a constant source of anxiety to me that I will get to those files and they will be broken in a way I have no way to fix now BUTTTTTTTT that probably shouldn’t happen and it’ll be fine hopefully probably oh god it’ll be fine.)

ACTUALLY EDITING THE GODDAMN PODCAST 

Weekly, but we’ll still be behind.

I’m not going to commit to editing an entire episode a week. I’ll shoot for it! But I’m not going to commit to it. Instead I’m setting myself up for One Simple Editing Session a week. Like a minimum of 70 minutes total time spend editing, split into one or two sessions. If I feel like I can do more I will! But if I don’t I won’t push it. This means new episodes SHOULD start to trickle out (and if they do, I think we’ll go for Mondays as usual). But they won’t be every week, as editing 3 hours of audio (which... we record sometimes) down can take five or more hours just by itself. 

[theorynexus]

Pseudo-Liveblogging: 2B

Your attempt to name John Egbert “Zoosmell Pooplord” has failed.  It was an interesting attempt, considering “Zoosmell” at least relates to the “Biologist” part of his present “ectoBiologist” chumhandle, but Pooplord doesn’t really work all that well with it.  On the other hand, at least you seem to have presciently related the joke name to his command to defecate upon his desk, and the name quite obviously relates well to that of Farmstink Buttlass, who is his (ecto-)biological sister.    On that note, I am sure you are quite aware that Dave Strider and his (ecto-)biological sister, Rose Lalonde, will both also receive failed naming attempts. These shall be much less silly and much more insulting names, Iin2ufferable Priick and Flighty Broad respectively, shall be offered to them by the trolls Sollux Captor (who I have admittedly been spoiled into knowing is actually named Solluxander [which fits quite well with his theme, due to the fact that it is not only bending the rules {DOOM}, but also an example of an integrated “11″ {beenary code/dualism}], though I still have no idea what Pesterquest [I think that’s what it’s called] even IS, and am vague and uncertain as to what the implications for this are, other than it maybe having something to do with gender identity and Shrek) and Kanaya Maryam (respectively).  The names are both rejected in spite of the fact that Rose Lalonde calls Dave an insufferable prick before Dave is given his name, and the additional fact that Dave calls Rose a flighty broad before her name is known.   This was obviously played off as a laughable result of the MSPA Reader trying to “remember” these characters names, when the opportunity to name them first comes up. That this gag is brought up again in Hivebent very briefly (in such a way as to create symbolic connections between Karkat and Dave), and that it is connected to the Honorary Placronym concept the Alpha Kids’ side of the scratch both barely need or deserve mentioning. Neither does the fact that the naming jokes/ectobiology tie-ins continue in later examples.

Your true identity is the Ghosty Trickster. You earn that identity later in life not only via your mastery of the Breeze, which allows you to potentially dissolve into pure spirit/wind and thereby avoid damage; you also earn this title by ushering in the concept of Trickster Mode into the comic, and more importantly evoking the power of the Ultimate Juju (which contains a version of yourself and each of your friends at the time, and is ambiguously related to the Trickster Sucker/Lollipop[s] [which will likely be explained/elaborated upon via the Candy epilogue]), allowing you to play cosmic pranks such as causing your arm to appear across numerous points in various timelines and continuities, as well as allowing a more adept user to teleport themself and their friends fully to any point in space/time (perhaps in any reality), and thereby to further play tricks such as antagonizing the young Caliborn such that you and said friends become trapped in said juju (powering it until it is used as a weapon against him).  ([{Caliborn DOES call him that, by the way, if anyone is forgetting--- or at least refers to his powers as “TRICKSY GHOST POWERS,” or something of the sort.}]) You are also the Heir of Breath, which is a mythological role which quite suits you, on account of the aforementioned identity. Breath is associated with the spiritual, by the way, which is likely your reason for the affinity for the paranormal. At the same time, however, it constantly feels like you are trapped-- stuck, if you will, in a manner which borders on the titular --not just in your home, and certainly not just in your room (which affords a nice view of the Breath Blue sky by means of its soon to be no-longer-confining window), but in a restrictive sort of life, filled with drudgery and inconvenient (yet friendly, in a coddling sort of way) ties with family, which contributes to the general feeling that you are bound to the earth, despite a destiny that clearly lies beyond it. Soon, that will change: you will become the first of your friend group to enter the Medium, though you will have paradoxically proven to have been there all along. You see, you have a Dream Self, which has been living on the moon of Prospit ever since you were born. In fact, paradoxically quite well before it, as well. This self is periodically exposed to the effects of the Eclipse, which allows you to dimly view visions of the future in Skaia’s clouds.  Since you are not awake, there is no chance that you could remember anything consciously, but your subconscious mind has been influenced by these cloud visions for years. As such, your interests have been somewhat tailored to your future, and foreshadow things:  particularly, the movies you are a fan of will both directly effect and reflect the events of your session in a foreshadowing and paradoxically interactive manner. Obviously, Con Air will directly lead into your skits wherein you hand a dirtied bunny to various children and pretend to unite with your beloved wife and daughter (yay, Candy timeline reflecting this with Roxy and Rose just a little bit, even if the relationship between John and Roxy supposedly doesn’t work out?).    However, others are more subtle:  Armageddon foreshadows the Reckoning, and its Deep Impact upon the Earth; Mac and Me and Little Monsters both suggest blossoming relationships (friendship or otherwise) between humans and monsters that look like Howie Mandel in weird monster makeup [with Karkat’s small horns possibly being a reference to the alien in Mac and Me, but I’m not sure]; Ghost Dad relates to Nannasprite, Ectobiological “fatherhood” over all of the Kids on John’s part, and of course Dad’s death (and post-death “haunting,” once John sees Jane’s father in the Alpha Kids’ session and/or before that, when the version that sacrificed himself for Davesprite’s sake met Vriska and then briefly saw a “Ghost Dad” in a Dream Bubble); Ghostbusters is just silly, though I guess it could maybe be a long-term reference to the eventual double deaths that start going around; otherwise, it is probably related to Slimer seeming like the ghost on John’s shirt, or just general paranormal silliness ([obviously, unleashing an evil god through a portal connecting two worlds has nothing to do with it]);  aaaannnd... I can’t remember any of the other posters for now, and won’t be skipping ahead to see them, yet, considering I am doing this in a linear and sane manner. For years and years, you have been demented by the horrific image of a Clown Missing an Arm and an Eye, an insidious result of Gamzee Makara’s manifestation of his dark ancestral chucklevoodoos, which directly contributed to the destined destruction of your universe by means of Jack Noir (Blackjack, Ace of Spades, the Joker gone wild), whose black affections were made to boil and Rage by his Bardic inspiration-- so exceeding his natural affinity for the Black Queen that he would usurp her and become the Sovereign Slayer.  By means of his Rage-inducing chucklevoodoos, you became mentally unstable, and would come to scrawl colorful images of harlequins upon your walls and posters in periodic fugues, much to your own later disappointment and shock. This would cause your Dad to embrace a hobby of collecting and gifting harlequins to his dear, sweet, adopted John in order to try to show he appreciated his twisted child and was attempting to relate to him. Throughout your childhood, you and your friends would attract the attention and ire of various other trolls, leading you to have a negative disposition toward the creators of your universe and to ironically lose much of your precious time early in the game disbelieving them or otherwise being unable to cooperate alongside the alien player group; whereas there would have been a good possibility that if they had contacted you after you had entered the game and declared they were another group of players, it would have been much more likely that you would have believed them. That might have smoothed things out significantly.  Oh well. Them’s the 8r8ks. Speaking of, you would be patronized by a spider-themed troll who was particularly excited to insert herself into your personal progression and rise to godhood.  That trolls name will remain a Sekret, at least for now.  She is a very divisive and inter8sting character. While all of these aforementioned facts have a very important influence on your life and the progression of your story, the fact that you are descendant (by way of adoption) from Colonel Sassacre and Betty Crocker will also greatly shape the environment you grow up in. As will your interest in Harry Anderson and his biography. The latter person is not very much elaborated upon in the story, though his hole punching tricks are used to inspire advances in punch card-based alchemy.  The former two, I shall address more when I reach pages relating more to them. In the meantime, I am thinking I might accelerate my schedule on reading the Candy epilogue. As I was attempting to look up the Wise Guy book so I could double check that Harry Anderson doesn’t come up as being, say, secretly the guy who, I may have slightly spoiled myself on it by seeing that there is a character named Harry Anderson Egbert, apparently, and I don’t want to expose myself to too much more potential spoiling. There are too many questions that fact generates by itself.   (My guess would have to be that, if Terezi was correct about John and Roxy not working out, either the kid is born before they break up and therefore one of them takes up the traditional Homestuck role of being single parent to the child, or alternatively, John ends up adopting them as an apparently unnamed baby, continuing the tradition of a guardian discovering a mysterious seemingly abandoned child, possibly in debris of some sort.   The former seems more likely, given the bitter taste that’s supposed to settle in after the sweet of the candy wears off.) Soooo... Yeah, I think I might do one more of these posts and then start up the other epilogue’s read.   Or just start after this. I don’t know.

[docholligay]

Schedule!

Hello my little bumbled bees! Here is what we’re doing this, our sacred Eurovision week.

Today: Tonight at 7 Mountain, on the Patreon, an all patron viewing of Eurovision: The Story of Fire Saga!

Sunday, May 7th: Private livestream!

Monday, May 8th: Mushishi liveblog, sponsored by @miscanthus-roots!

Tuesday, May 9th: Eurovision Semifinal one at 1 pm Mountain! I WILL have my discord up and I WILL be on mic if anyone wants to listen, you gotta watch it yourself though I’m not streaming it (I have a whole post about how Americans can do this I will reblog later)

Wednesday, May 10th: I have the baby all day!

Thursday, May 11th: Eurovision Semi Two! Pretty much everything I said about semi one goes here also.

Friday, May 12th: I am doing a writing day! I would really like to get back into a regular writing flow

Saturday, May 13th: The Eurovision Final! I actually do not do anything for the blog for this, I just have my party and enjoy myself, but I am SURE I will have opinions.

[docholligay]

Schedule!

It’s been a hell of a week already, but we keep on keeping on!

Wednesday, May 17th: I have the beeb during the day but at night we’re gonna watch some Pokemon episodes! (Please note I have no nostalgia for pokemon whatsoever and if that will bother you, please don’t attend)

Thursday, May 18th: Shounen Ragu liveblog!

Friday, May 19th: Writing! Also maybe cleaning up my desk.

Saturday, May 20th: LISTEN UP PATRONS. A special all patron event! I’m rewatching the black rose arc, because I’m liveblogging the musical, and I’m rewatching it with noted Utena Scholar Except When she Disagrees With Me @rosepetalrevolution ! It will be a HELL of an event, starting 2 pm Mountain on Saturday.

Sunday, May 21st: I have the Queen Bee 10k during the day--wish me luck in not embarrassing myself--and at night I have The Yellowjackets ep 2 livestream!

[docholligay]

Schedule:

Today: Going on right now, the patreon liveblog: The Second Utena Musical! Tonight is the Yellowjackets episode one livestream

MOnday, May 1st: Unforgotten liveblog!

Tuesday, May 2nd: Working on stuff for my seder!

Wednesday, May 3rd: Picnic at Hanging Rock liveblog!

Night: Flowers livestream!

Thursday, May 4th: BABYWATCH all day

Friday, May 5th: baby and seder stuff!

Saturday, May 6th: The all-patron movie, and for once you don’t get to vote! We’re doing the EUROVISION MOVIE, Fire Saga. specific time to be announced BECAUSE: If you are a european or australian who wants to come let me know and I wil attempt to schedule the time accordingly. But let me know ASAP

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Schedule!

Hello my little dumplings! We got a new year, and we’re gonna do even better, trying some new things on with the schedule this month, let’s see how we do!

Sunday, January 1: Blogcleaning/New year’s stuff!

MOnday, January 2: Blogcleaning/New Year’s stuff!

Tuesday, January 3: I have a dentist appointment in the morning and don’t really know how long it’ll take me, then I have the baby in the afternoon. But I may pop in.

Wednesday, January 4th: Spending a day with my baby and my @keyofjetwolf!

Thursday, January 5th: Shounen Ragu, brought to you by Xom! Who knows what these idiots are going to get up to! I see terrible things in their future!

Friday, January 6th: Princess Tutu, brought to you by @amberlilly ! We’re getting so close to the end of the show!

Saturday, January 7th: Private livestream

What you need to know this week:

Liveblog patrons! The nominations for the next three months of liveblogging are up!

Game patrons! The nominations for the next three months of visual novel type game will be up shortly after I post this schedule! Make sure To get those in.

Patrons in general! Vote on the all-patron movie stream, the poll of which I am about to post! Options this month are Knives Out (the first one), Pinocchio (del Toro), Top Gun

I didn’t earn enough for either my watch or my pole dance class, so I’m going to have to ask y’all that donated if you mind me picking one or the other, or something else?

Join me this week!

[ladyloveandjustice]

July 2023 Monthly Liveblogs

The winners of the main poll and bonus poll were Surviving Romance!

Because of my schedule, I'm going to move things around a bit and do an hour tomorrow, but take care of the other two hours on Friday/the 21st.

Do YOU want a say on what I liveblog? Well, you’re in luck, because on my Patreon, the deal is $1 patrons can vote on a one-hour monthly liveblog! And $5 patrons can vote for an ADDITIONAL 1-hour monthly liveblog!

See you tomorrow!

[docholligay]

Schedule!

Sunday: My Jew group meets and I yell about a movie.

Monday, March 27: By Day, UNFORGOTTEN, by night, we continue Paranoia Agent!

Tuesday, march 28: I have the baby!

Wednesday, march 29: During the day we have the liveblog that I need to draw for and trotally forgot to do!

At night, on patreon I am streaming making a bunch of stuff for my mom’s birthday party!

Thursday, march 30: BABIES

Friday March 31: ALSO BABIES

Also, don’t forget that for all patrons, I have a movie stream of Pinocchio tonight!