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Disproportionate Retribution Poll Round 4 Side B:

Jason Todd's (Batman/DC comics) Disproportionate Retribution:

"Crime 1: (metatextually it was being a child/boring/annoying/not Dick Grayson/whatever) being suspected of murder, running away, naivety/disobedience (in an attempt to save his surprise mother)

Punishment: (metatextually: vote to kill) fired, sold out by his mother, tortured by the Joker, blown up, and eventual death via smoke inhalation

Out of proportion: it is sooooo likely that he didn't even kill that guy in the first place. He was also like. A 15 year old boy at the time. Also just out of proportion on account of being child death and torture. He comes back later, which later leads to.

Crime 2: non-fatally shooting a crime boss, but being suspected of murder about it AGAIN

Punishment: getting the brakes beat off of him by his dad

Out of proportion: A: he was following the rules. B: Batman should have verified what was going on BEFORE doing anything. C: That's his DAD

Crime 3: at least he actually killed people

Punishment: (basically a) lobotomy via fear toxin

Out of proportion: it's non-consensual body/function modification. Any spike in adrenaline lead to a panic attack (you know what also causes adrenaline spikes? Fear/panic.). Comic book science was the only thing saving him from a heart attack. Even outside of that, being unable to properly fight or flee nearly got him killed again anyway. Not to mention it was Bruce back at it (in an altered state, but still)

Yes he committed actual crimes/did bad shit but literally some of the worst stuff happens when he does the LEAST. Worse people also get less for more."

Jonathan Sims' (The Magnus Archives) Disproportionate Retribution:

"He took a job as an Archivist with absolutely no qualifications and was mean to his coworkers.

Then he got eaten by worms, stabbed by the incarnation of madness, chased by a monster that had replaced his friend, framed for murder, burnt to third degree, sent plummeting for a 20 minutes long fall, almost got his throat slit by a police officer who kidnapped him, was kidnapped again by mannequins for a month, was later kidnapped a third time by two serial killers, exploded, had two of his ribs removed, went into a coffin of endless terror, saw a sun that would have made blind and mad any other, was made evil and forced to kickstart the apocalypse against his will.

I think that speaks for itself.

Poor Jon."

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I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature

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All 13 full moons of 2023

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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020

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watching Seven Samurai

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Marbles aren't just a weapon -- they're also a love language

Clips from (in order): RQG 163, RQG 171, RQG 172, RQG 179, RQG 179 (again), and RQG 212

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what if!!!!!! what if you drew sasha and carter getting up to all sorts of no good together!!!!!

i just got to this part! ohhhh what could've been

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my (non festive) art for this months @normalartistsdoingsaneredraws

i realise the lighting is like super different from the og image but also ummmmmm it looks cool i guess ????? asgdhfjfklf

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Christmas Tree by Boris Groh

This artist on Instagram // Facebook // Behance

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do you think about vampires. have you thought about vampires. will you think about vampires. when will you think about vampires

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Ooh pfp change! Nice!

tyty!

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ok so here's the thing

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Honk Sameach

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Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

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blogging is great for me because i love archiving pointless things