#<- sapnap being gay

[bisapnap]

bun bisapnap now twice as obnoxious , semi-ia

bun / cujo • he • bi black trans guy • 24

previously @transnapsap

sapolo because the other two are hellbent on getting me to drive off a bridge <3 (/j)

twt

@sapnapgosolo for major discourse

[cheaze-the-third]

and when i started to think georgenap couldnt possibly get any gayer, they decided to prove me wrong

next stream theyre gonna kiss, i can feel it in my little gay bones

[transnapsap]

this is like a really good summary of what my blog is about

[goatcat55]

OwO

Dream posted on his music tiktok

[demonstars]

sapnap x mrbeast is two very straight dudes like there is 0 chemisty sorry, realistically only reason they would fuck would be for money

wait that kind of rules. sapnap/mr beast onlyfans...?

[felidaefighter]

I'm gonna explode

Sapnap asking chatGPT [the thing notorious for being wrong] "if Dream is gay" and reading that Dream has allegedly never came out

"We're gonna leave [the gay among us] in the video for no reason in particular" while George says "That's interesting 🤔"

Not related to the current theme but the sliding shower door debate reminded me of when Sapnap and George raced taking a shower back in 2020

Related to the previous one though Sapnap and George having the same types of sock drawers???

"Sapnap you've already made my bed wet" "That's what I do 😏 dap me up"

Dream setting George up to say "I was cooking"

George and Sapnap getting in Dream's bathtub together???

Dream's closet jokes

[tjodity]

dsmp lesbian analysis post

this was based on a misreading of a different post so now im rating how lesbian dsmp characters are. no real criteria just going off of vibes from a lesbian. based vaguely on how lesbian they are and how much they might identify as lesbian

C!Phil- (4/10)-he has a wife so thats something. he's kinda forgone most identities by this point he just does what he wants

C!Tubbo-(1/10)-im sorry thats just some binary gay transmasc guy. he may have briefly been a lesbian in his early teens so he had an extremely on the spot explanation for schlatt abt dressing masc but he likes men (a lot) so he never really had any attachment to the label

C!Ranboo-(3/10)-they arent really interested in women but he's got a lesbian gender thing goin on. guy with a weird relationship to femininity

C!Dream-(2/10)-she actually is a lesbian but no ones told her that yet and she's probably not gonna figure it out on her own. mamacita was an egg cracking experience

C!George-(0/10)-im sorry i dont see it

C!Niki-(10/10)- trans curious bisexual woman who wears a trench coat and has ratty dyed pink hair and knows how to tie a lot of different kinds of knots and not for boat reasons. she's having a full boar gender and sexuality crisis starting during the election. dyke as a gender identifier probably wouldn't occur to her but she'd like it a lot. she'd also like the old flag with the axe

C!Sam-(2/10)-not really a lesbian at all but if puffy squints hard enough while theyre making out sad style she can act like he's a cute butch

C!Fundy-(3/10)-he doesnt really call himself a lesbian but whenever he has a crush on a woman he in his head says he's being gay for her. accidentally postponed niki's sexuality crisis by transitioning to a guy

C!Punz-(10/10)-look at him. look at him. butch lesbian who kinda acts like a dog for the girl she's obsessed with. religious horror toxic devotion yuri buff lady general tragedy we got it all. also tommyinnit certified look

C!Hbomb-(3/10)-she's mostly straight but a lot of her admiration of other women and learning to do femininity in a way she likes kinda aligns her with lesbians. she believes in their beliefs

C!Sapnap-(??/10)-kinda in a quantum state of lesbianism for me. could go either way honestly. if her fiances want her to be a girl she can be

C!Karl-(9/10)-karl set off everyone's lesbian radar they didn't know they had which was really confusing cause it presented like a gay cis guy for a long while. tubbo just happens to ask her abt gender once on a whim n she's like oh no im a girl thing :3 and everyone else freaks out cause it was just not correcting them. it likes flamboyant masc fashion and being confusing

C!Quackity-(10/10)-watch the quackhalo date stream if you haven't yet i'm begging you. bigender transfem girlguy guygirl who wants to be someone's girlfriend and have a girlfriend or multiple or many. she's running the full gambit of presentation in a bunch of combos

C!Badboyhalo-(5/10)-Quackity brings out the lesbian in her (she's a closeted transfem lady and it makes her very flustered when she realizes q's calling her his girlfriend.) the bigboobies in bigboobyhalo are the result of lots and lots of estrogen

C!Wilbur-(0/10) he doesnt know lesbians are real

C!Puffy-(7/10)-the best way i can describe puffy's gender is that she is earnestly trying to be as confusing contradictory and horny as possible and it's working. she's a lesbian but only when she's a guy or just extremely down bad for some lady and if you called her a dyke she'd moan

C!Slimecicle-(7/10)-lesbian as a gender thing. he doesn't like using typical words to describe his gender but lesbian is the closest to standard it'll go

C!Hannah-(10/10)-she likes women. A LOT. and also worked hard to become one. just a lot about women going on in her life

C!Schlatt-(???/10)-he's got some shit to sort through n maybe that'll be a realization he makes down the road

C!Foolish-(2/10)-if you tried hard enough you could make him one

C!Tina-(10/10)-many of her actions are motivated by the need to kiss a girl with teeth

C!Eret-(8/10)-strong yuriful vibes

C!Tommyinnit-(9/10)-they are fucking ATTACHED to that label you can pry it from their cold dead hands. she also likes boys n is more platoniromantic than anything but. lesbian critter right there it's important to her

C!Aimsey-(-1000/10)-killed your wife idiot

[anonymous-dentist]

Sapnap stans on twt are pissed because everybody hopes that their streamer dies next, like yes! Nobody in the English community likes him!

He called a gay pride event “so AIDS” once because he lost! He willingly joined Kick, a website filled with literal nazis, just for the money! He’s best friends with known groomer and all around piece of shit Dream! He and Dream both covered up allegations of their new best friend manatreed being a domestic abuser by doing dsmp lore! His other bff is georgenotfound, who sexually assaulted a drunk girl! And he helped cover that up for over a year until the news came out this year! He and his friends were all super racist towards Quackity for YEARS while the dsmp was going on to the point of Quackity spending multiple qsmp streams talking about his trauma regarding racist behavior in the twitch community!

And that’s all just off the top of my head! The English community at large has abandoned this dude because he and his friends are all enormous pieces of shit who should have been deplatformed years ago. He’s a despicable, slimy mess of a “human being” with no personality and no morals. And if he wins Squidcraft again this year, nobody will ever take the event seriously again. Because not only will a gringo have won an originally-Hispanic event two years running, but a genuinely evil one will have won. Twice.

[dnfity]

the difference between dnf's gay jokes and sapnap's gay jokes is so telling. sapnap being a hashtag ally and saying shit like "whats wrong with skeepy coming in my mouth? is he homophobic?" vs dnf just straight up being homophobic

[negativepeanuthoarder]

always fun to remember that first 2 weeks of me being in the dsmp fandom where I got Punz Ponk and Purpled confused constantly, thought Antfrost was a girl DESPITE hearing his voice AND knowing he's gay, and also genuinely thought Sapnap was trans for a while hashtag never forget

[sappymix1]

it did happen and sapnap was very obvious 😭 believe it was during squidcraft but he told george he slept like shit because george was being loud. and george was like i went to bed early idk how i was loud, and sapnap was like “no you were LOUD”. then george got revenge by making sapnap describe gay sex in detail he really said if you going to expose that im loud during sex then you better describe how you think i like it

THE GAY SEX THING oh nobody has ever suffered more than sapnap,,,,

[sundewhasaudhd]

I'd love to hear your dsmp headcanons when you have the time!

YES

I have multiple notes on my Notes app for this moment

TW: mentions of suicide, mentions of starving oneself, mentions of self harm

Tommy: aroace, he/him, 17, 6’1”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD, prosthetic leg. No voice claim yet. Very skinny and scrawny, like he would struggle to lift a gallon of milk. But also insanely fast. Demi god (through Kristen).

Tubbo: queer, trans ftm, he/bee, 18, 5’7”, AuDHD, dyslexia, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: David from Hilda. Pretty buff, I’ve also been seeing I good amount of chubby c!Tubbo designs, so I might do that as well. Goat hybrid.

Ranboo: pan, enby, they/them+neos, 18, 8’5”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, body dysphoria. Voice claim: Freckle from Lackadaisy. The most twink to ever twink, y’know, on account of being half enderman. Half enderman, half love god.

Wilbur: bi, he/him, 23, 6’6”, AuDHD, anxiety, depression, PTSD. Voice claim: Red Guy from DHMIS. Another twink. Doesn’t help that he barely eats most days (most of the time it’s just because of the ADHD, but he has tried to starve himself as an [unsuccessful] suicide attempt). Demi god (through Kristen).

Techno: aroace, he/him, 23, 6’3”, AuDHD, social anxiety, depression. Voice claim: Sun Wukong from LMK. Buff. That’s all I have to say. Piglin.

Phil: bi, polyamorous, he/him, immortal, 5’11”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Bandit from Bluey. Again, same as c!Techno. Buff. Human that was gifted immortality, pointy ears, crow wings, and stick antler thingys.

Jack: bi-curious, probably not cis, he/him, 19, 5’9”, AuDHD, probably physically disabled as well, I need to think about my c!Jack design some more. Voice claim: Gyro from DuckTales 2016. Cyborg.

Niki: bi, demigirl, she/they, 29, 5’6”, AuDHD, anxiety. Voice claim: Bubblegum from Adventure Time. Fat and buff. Half demon, half human.

Fundy: gay, trans ftm, he/him, 16, 6’3”, AuDHD, anxiety, dyslexia. Voice claim: Steven from Steven Universe Future. Half fox hybrid, half siren.

Eret: bi, polyamorous, genderfluid, any pronouns, immortal, 6’3”, AuDHD, dyslexia dyspraxia, depression. Voice claim: Aaravos from Dragon Prince. Pretty curvy. Semi god (child of a demi god, that demi god being Herobrine).

Foolish: pan, agender, he/they+neos, immortal, 7’8”. Voice claim: Raine from The Owl House. Buff. Demi god.

Charlie: aroace, agender, he/it, immortal, 5’9” AuDHD. No voice claim yet. CHONKY :D. Plus sized c!Charlie my beloved. Walking piece of goo Normal human.

Quackity: gay, ambiamorous, trans ftm, he/him, 21, 5’8”, depression, PTSD, half blind. Voice claim: Whizzer from Falsettos 2016. Duck hybrid.

Purpled: ace, polysexual, enby, they/he/star, 18, 5’8”. Voice claim: Louie from DuckTales 2016. Alien.

Punz: bi, agender, he/they, 25, 6’0”, ADHD. Voice claim: Zane from Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts. Gold hybrid.

Ponk: gay, transfem, genderfluid, any pronouns, she/he preference, 34, 5’7”, ADHD, prosthetic arm. Voice claim: Mikey from ROTTMNT. Half lemon fairy, half human.

Sam: omni, male preference, bigender, he/they, 35, 7’4”. Voice claim: Raph from ROTTMNT. Creeper hybrid.

Dream: unlabeled, he/they+neos, 23, 6’2”, ADHD. Voice claim: Macaque from LMK. “Powerless” god.

George: gay, transmasc, any pronouns, they/he preference, 24, 5’8”, autism. Voice claim: Philip from The Owl House. Half mushroom fairy, half human.

Sapnap: pan, ambiamorous, he/him, 21, 5’10”. Voice claim: Finn from Adventure Time. Pretty buff. Half demon, half human.

Karl: ace, polysexual, ambiamorous, he/swirl/pop, 21, 5’11”, AuDHD. Voice claim: Bow from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (idk wtf to call it).

Bad: bi, demisexual and romantic, he/they/it, 36, 9’6”. Voice claim: Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Demon.

Skeppy: gay, transmasc, demiboy, he/it, 34, 5’7”. Voice claim: Percy from Lightning Thief the Musical. Diamond hybrid.

Puffy: bi, transfem, any pronouns, she/her preference, 31, 6’9”, OCD, prosthetic leg. Voice claim: Annapantsu. Goat hybrid.

Hannah: lesbian, trans mtf, she/her, 22, 5’4”, damaged wings. Voice claim: Katara from ATLA. Rose fairy.

Aimsey: lesbian, enby, any pronouns, 20, 4’11”, AuDHD, uses a walking stick. Voice claim: Hilda from Hilda. Bunny hybrid.

Boomer: bi, trigender, he/they/she, 23, 5’9”, ADHD. Voice claim: Ed from The Owl House. Frog hybrid.

Connor: ace, gay, he/zap/blast, 22, 5’7”, autism. Voice claim: Sea Hawk from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power reboot. Time noodle (still don’t know what to call it).

Schlatt: gay, he/him, 36, 6’3”. Voice claim: Haymitch from The Hunger Games. Goat hybrid.

Michaelmcchill: bi, he/him, 33, 6’2”, autism. Voice claim: Jake from Adventure Time. Panther hybrid.

Eryn: bi, demiboy, he/they/sharp/it, 16, 5’10”, ADHD. Voice claim: Leo from ROTTMNT. Half demon, half human.

CPK: pan, genderfluid, he/they/she/it/swish, immortal, 6’4”. Voice claim: Terry from Dragon Prince. Kitsune.

Callahan: gay, he/him, immortal, 5’7”, mute. Voice claim: no one. He’s mute. Demi god.

Alyssa: lesbian, she/it, 24, 5’5”. Voice claim: Sasha from Amphibia. Some sort of hybrid, I haven’t decided yet.

Tina: bi, trans mtf, she/her, 23, 5’3”. Voice claim: Candy from Gravity Falls. Half demon, half human.

Antfrost: gay, he/him, 29, 5’7”. Voice claim: Adrien from Miraculous Ladybug. Cat hybrid.

Hbomb: gay, he/she, 17, 5’8”. Voice claim: Launchpad from DuckTales 2016. Cat hybrid.

Vikk: bi, he/him, 38, 5’8”. Voice claim: Mr. Boonchuy from Amphibia. Parrot hybrid.

Lazar: probably queer in some way, he/him, 63, 5’10”. Voice claim: Fergus McDuck from DuckTales 2016. Gingerbread man.

Miscellaneous headcanons:

Cuddling with Quackity helps Wilbur sleep.

Whenever Tommy or Wilbur think about death, they play with the white streak in their hair 

When Dream was little, he used to draw his smile (TM) on stuff to “claim it”. Like, toys and shit like that.

The Syndicate gave each other hair styling tips.

The reason Quackity always wears a beanie is to cover his ears. For trauma reasons.

Tommy’s cardigan is made of Friend’s wool.

Sometimes Fundy, Foolish, and Sam spend the night at Las Nevadas, so they all have their own rooms there.

When Purpled winks, he winks both eyes on one side.

Karl has a bunch of those goofy ahh socks with like, fruit on them. You know want I’m talking about.

Dream’s birth name is Clay but he changed once more people started arriving in the SMP.

Techno plays violin and is teaching Ranboo.

Dream’s walking speed is the same as the speed walking of everyone else.

Bee duo wears their rings on their horns because Tubbo’s ring finger is busted and they wanted to match.

Fundy calls Eret dad, but not Wilbur. (Rip)

Ranboo’s a soprano.

Aimsey’s hair turns white in the winter.

Burger duo have to keep an eye on each other when they use knifes at the van. For… reasons.

Peer pressure duo practice controlled breathing together.

Techno’s bruh is a vocal stim.

Little Fundy used to jokingly bow at Eret.

Techno has reading glasses.

Techno’s hair gets really tangly if he doesn’t brush it after a day.

Callahan uses ASL to communicate and Alyssa’s his translator.

All of the fandom songs are written by the characters.

Ghostbur put stickers on his guitar.

Tubbo played softball/baseball growing up.

When Dream was in prison, he tallied the days he was there in the shape of a smile.

Wilbur sings and plays guitar to help Tommy fall asleep.

Charlie cries “human bits”.

Bad became really against swearing after he adopted Sapnap.

Wilbur taught Quackity how to play guitar.

Sam just saw George and Quackity all alone on the street and just adopted them.

Dream wears contacts.

Purpled’s UFO crashed on Earth when he was a little, so they don’t really remember anything about his home planet .

Tommy watches Bluey.

Tommy mainly listens to audiobooks.

Aimsey draws on their arm.

Kristen gave Phil immortality so they could always be together, but that caused him to only have one live.

Puffy and Schlatt are half siblings.

Quackity has a Medusa tattoo .

Before Quackity gave everyone in Las Nevadas rooms, Purpled slept in the van with Wilbur.

Boomer watches MHA.

Dream got a spider web tattoo on his elbow after prison break.

Hannah watches Miraculous.

Jack made Tommy and Wilbur matching chats.

It doesn’t matter how much sleep he actually got, Wilbur looks tired no matter what.

Fundy listens to the High School Musical soundtrack.

Karl was/is in the WoF and Warrior Cats fandoms.

Tommy sings Welcome Home and My L’Manburg to himself to help him fell asleep and/or destress.

Niki taught Tommy how to sew after Exile.

Every time Jack loses a life, he becomes more cyborg.

Phil started growing his hair out after Techno died.

Wilbur is that one annoying ass person that sings happy birthday well (everyone knows you’re not supposed to sing happy birthday well).

Wilbur masked for most of his time on the SMP (especially during the elections and Pogtopia) and only really unmasked after the people he was really close with.

Dream has retractable fingernail claws because of his limited shapeshifting abilities.

Sally and Milo are besties.

That’s it. I hope you like em :3

[cheaze-the-third]

sapnap keeps pointing at george throughout all these diff love songs and it's making me feel crazy JUST KISS GEORGE ALREADY MF

[the-final-sif]

It's very sweet to see streamers calling Sapnap and Dream brothers, but every time they do my brain keeps flashing back to dream and sapnap being left alone in a room with cameras for 2 seconds and instantly attempting to film a porno together. like. dreamnap are ALSO doing gay sex rituals it's just whenever they're left unattended.

[rat-community-library]

really good drunz fic!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55252138

Chapters: 8/10 Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Clay | Dream/Luke | Punz, Clay | Dream & Luke | Punz, Clay | Dream & Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream & Sam | Awesamdude, Alexis | Quackity & Clay | Dream, Clay | Dream & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream & Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF) Characters: Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), Luke | Punz, Sam | Awesamdude, Alexis | Quackity, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo Additional Tags: Aftermath of Torture, Torture, Implied/Referenced Torture, Recovery, Betrayal, Post-Betrayal, Loss of Trust, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, at least for awhile, Hurt/Comfort, Loss of Identity, Author is a Clay | Dream Apologist (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream & Luke | Punz Friendship, Luke | Punz Needs a Hug, Clay | Dream Needs a Break (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), They all need therapy, au where punz genuinely betrays Dream in the attachment hall, no beta we die like tommy, Canon-Typical Violence, reluctant alliance, Uneasy Allies, Paranoia, Fix-It, Unreliable Narrator, Slow Burn, Supposed to lowkey be queer platonic but they kinda coming off as gay ngl, Time Skips Summary:

“They’re not paying me anything.”

Punz almost never did anything without the promise of monetary rewards.

“Money is irrelevant right now. I’m not being rewarded or penalized regardless of what happens.” Punz’s voice was collected, and cold in the emotionless drawl Dream had long gotten used to. The mercenary wasn’t someone to wear his heart on his sleeves, and even at the height of their partnership, Dream had rarely known what the other was thinking.

The crease of his brow was wrinkled slightly, but there was almost nothing readable. An impenetrable wall that Dream himself could not crack. That he couldn’t read. Dream had never been able to hold the same emotionless resolve, he’d needed a physical mask for that.

Maybe Punz had always been colder than him.

Maybe the mercenary had achieved what Dream had long since failed to. No attachments, no cares. Nothing.

Or, the au where Punz genuinely betrayed Dream in the attachment room and they're both left to pick up the pieces of Pandora's Vault.

[rat-rosemary]

I wrote angst earlier so now I’m thinking about Phoenix Sapnap and his Phoenix boyfriend cuddle puddle 🥺

Augh. Aughhhhhhhhhh

I cannot help you because in my heart I want them all to have a happy ending and be gay and polyamorous together and for Serpias to show up one day with Quackity tied up under his arm asking if this is the dead guy Sapnap was so sad about

You cannot come to me with a ship if you don't want it expanded

(Also I somehow came up with 1- the weirdest au of your au where Dream is the black rabbit of death for some reason (don't ask, I think George was also a being of death so the dteam were all death creatures) and 2- a crossover with my god of the wild au simply because I think C!Tommy telling someone to fucking throw him at Emperor Tommy and turning into a squid mid-air so he can drag the gremlin underwater and drown him while the other winged watch in horror is funny)

But also Sapnap and Shadoune have a habit of reaching for each other in their sleep and squishing anyone in-between them (very comfy for other Phoenixies, might actually cook you alive if you're anything else) and some Phoenixies chirp in their sleep, specially if whoever they were cuddling moved away somehow