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nothing-lasts-forever27 ¡ 2 years ago
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Been seeing a bunch of people posting fake paradox pokés lately, which I adore btw, but I haven’t seen anything based on a saber-tooth/smilodon yet?? So here’s a rushed attempt at a paradox luxray :v calling it Phantom Fang and giving it electric/ghost typing because why not??
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mintenochian ¡ 4 years ago
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what other people want added to Minecraft: g u n s
what I want added to Minecraft
•Birds
-For multiple biomes, but mainly for the forests.
-Songbirds would add SO MUCH life to the otherwise quiet areas of the game
-Ravens and crows would be awesome and could use some of the parrot mimicking AI
-Cardinals in the snow biomes would bring a GORGEOUS pop of colour into the white atmosphere
-Seriously we need something to populate the sky, parrots do NOT fly like they should
-nests in trees, can find eggs in them
-doesn't really add a use but fun new feather types would be cool
•Owls
-technically still a bird but would go really well in covered rooftop forests and snow biomes
-we're already getting larger avians added in the form of vultures so why not more large birds?
•Mice and / or rats
-absolute precious babies
-sadly would go well with owls :(
-with cave update coming we need adorable rodents scurrying around
-lil bastards could make mouseholes inside of blocks
-will they be tameable? idk.
-adds the necessity for cheese
•Deer
-MOJANG this is a MUST, this is a NEED
-You literally have pigs, chickens, cows, and sheep spawning in forests what the fuck
-Deer with spotty baby fawns??? Yes
-Young bucks with different stages of antler growth? Yes
-Fawns frolicking in flower forests bc they feel safe
-Stripped wood appearing on trees where bucks scrape velvet off their antlers
-Being able to collect sets of antlers when they fall off periodically (would NOT be attainable by killing the deer, you have to wait for them to shed)
•Elk and Moose
-Same vein as deer
-Bigger, much bigger, neutral instead of passive, less shy
-Snowy biomes
-Better additions than fucking llamas tyvm
-Sidenote but savannahs could also really use some endangered deer-like species to help raise awareness for their status
•Squirrels
-Mojang plz
-Adds nuts to Minecraft ;)
-Black, grey, red, and mixed colour squirrels and breeding
-Brings life to forests like songbirds and deer
•Bears
-Mojang bby you literally already have a neutral bear in Minecraft why have you not reskinned it for grizzly/brown/black bears?
-Bear caves
-Hibernating mobs
-Brings more use to the beehives and bees, bears could be attracted to any area that has more than one bee hive with honey
•WOLVES AND DOGS
-They NEED the ocelots and cats update
-More wolf types (red, timber, snow, black, etc)
-Actual wolf packs (the AI would be difficult to program but the doges are worth it)
-Please let the howl at the moon, if foxes get to say ringdingding all night long wolves deserve to be allowed to howl
-More dog breeds (I know that there's no reason for domesticated dog breeds in Minecraft but ACTUALLY THERE IS)
-Hunting dogs like springers that can jump and run faster
-Foxhounds :D
-Most Important Goodest Boy: Herding dogs like collies and sheepdogs
-Herding dogs could be found in plains where cows and sheep spawn and create herds
-LET DOGS LAY DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE
���Herding
-Instead of having to pen up and enclose your livestock you could form herds of cows and sheep
-Your Goodest Boi herding dog would protect them and move around with them when they graze
-Just soft peaceful minecraft tingz
•Salt licks
-Something SO SMALL but would make SO MUCH HAPPINESS
-Drawing new cows into your herd by putting up a salt lick
-I'm soft
-I guess salt would be a new ore???
•Bird feeders
-idk I think it would be cool
-excess seeds used for SOMETHING
•Raccoons
-The coolness of wolves, the chaos of foxes, the cunning of cats
-thumbs
-be gay do crimes
-can open chests (trigger trap chests to catch them?)
-Fantastic little shits
-Not tameable but will trust players like foxes do
•Snakes
-I know it's a lot to ask and it would be hard to make them look good
-But??? Imagine a tiny lil garter snake in your garden
-unlikely but would be so fantastic
•Rope
-climeable
-please Mojang we need this so badly
-imagine the ships? The bridges? The bell towers and everything?
-super easy to add, just reskin vines and add a string crafting recipie
•Butterflies and Moths
-Bflies could be a unique mob to flower forests and friends with bees
-if moobloom is added they would all be BEST BUDS
-get it "buds" ahahaha
-help with flower polination but just gives a TON of life to flower forests
-We literally have lanterns in minecraft why do we NOT have moths? Such a cool aesthetic addition.
-helps fill both the daytime and nighttime sky
•Hummingbirds
-fourth member of BEST BUDS
-just soft baby
-i love birbs okay
-the only avian who does not work for the bourgeoisie
•Fireflies
-10 million of them please
-they give great hugs
-adds so much atmosphere to the night world
•Cheese
-We have milk
-We have, presumably, goat milk
-Quit being cowards and add butter and cheese
-Butter churn job block for villagers
-V funny bc they have no arms to churn with?? Oh well
•Seashells
-Something decorative and beautiful that could 1) liven up beaches and 2) have snails and crabs inside!
-Mojang plz do not add sand dollars to the game people already don't know how to tell if they're still alive before trying to take them home
•Whales
-WHALES.
-Imagine something as massive as the ender dragon but peaceful. Allows you to stand on them (idk how but make it happen Jeb)
-WHALE SONGS.
-Being so deep and far out into the ocean, and when the moon is high in the sky and you're sitting in your boat, you just hear the beautiful melancholy sounds of the whales in the distance
•Jellyfish
-Idk if y'all know this but the glow squid is a bad idea
-Dream buddy you fucked up, please use your influence to get in contact with Mojang and have them redo the vote. People would have so much regained respect for you if you tried to fix your mistake.
-Also why does a speedrunner get to tell millions of people what mob would bring more life to Minecraft? He's only playing the game for 5 minutes smh
-aNYWAYS
-Jellyfish could literally do everything the glow squid is going to and look better for it AND possibly be neutral instead of peaceful
•Orcas
-Not much to say but it would liven up the frozen water biomes a bit
•Penguins
-You already know why
-Imagine giving a new home to all the Club Penguin players? Legendary.
-Gender doesn't exist in Minecraft but we all know penguins would be hella gay
•Lobsters
-I think they would be cute
-You would NOT BE ABLE TO BOIL THEM ALIVE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
•Mermaids
-Never going to happen since passive mobs are generally real life animals but it would be so cool
•Otters
-they can hold hands
-brings life to the rivers
-super cute
•Frogs and possibly toads
-Swamp gods
-Absolute mad lads
-maybe grow from tadpoles
-wouldn't do much but needed
•Fairy Forests
-NOT Twilight Forests. Not a new dimension.
-Just gentle hidden groves in forests
-ADD FAIRY RING GENERATION TO MINECRAFT.
•Big cats
-Tigers, lions, bobcats, panthers
-Literally anything that could finally add a strong predator possibility to savannahs and jungles
•Zebras and Giraffes
-Shy and skittish
-cannot ride (their skeletal structure is NOT MADE FOR CARRYING HUMANS)
-Super cute tho, brings much needed life to savannahs
•Camels
-The better llama
-Can honestly just be a reskin
-brings much needed life to the desert
-spits and wears carpet and forms caravans like llamas
•Lemurs
-Easier to add to "jungles" than monkeys
-it would be really cool if we could just get a Rainforest biome
-King Julian stans awaken
•Red pandas
-we need them
-cuter than normal pandas and you can @ me
-better idea than sloths or koalas
•More Eldritch Horror Hostile Mobs
-Fun fact time
-The enchanting table language already has Lovecraftian references
-"phnglui mglwnafh cthulhu rlyeh wgahnagl fhtagn" is literally a quote from the enchanting table
-translates to "In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."
-Bet you didn't know that fun fact
-aNYWAYS add the Kraken to Minecraft instead of the shitty guardians. Thanks.
-imagine how cool it would be to see lights slowly extinguish as something terrifying and dangerous slowly moves in for the kill
-torches get extinguished and can get relit
-if not relit fast enough Something will be waiting
•Ice statues
-We have giant fossils and ship wrecks and cool stuff like that but please imagine finding a GIANT humanoid ice sculpture in an ice spikes biome
-maybe bones inside to show you that... That wasn't carved or naturally generated.
•Skeletons
-Not a mob but a decoration block
-Found in temples, mineshafts, and caves
-implied to be the remains of miners and explorers
-rare
-also implies that every skeleton you kill has some backstory since they look the same
•Constellations
-Not real world star maps but completely unique to Minecraft
-chance for LOTS of fun references
-The stars are your only companions in an apocalyptic world where you are the last of your kind
-Space is gay minecraft is gay thus minecraft space is gay
•Corn
-we have butter in this list
-we have salt in this list
-popcorn. That is all.
And finally
•Leeks
-mostly a joke but would be a cool crop
-100% a reference to Hatsune Miku the creator of Minecraft
DISCLAIMER: I recognize that mobs are added to Minecraft to serve a purpose within the game and that many of these mobs would be better in mods and such, but I also feel like many of these suggestions would really bring so much more life to parts of the game that really need it. Even if they don't serve a huge purpose, they would still be really amazing additions imo.
I would love to see the ideas and suggestions that other people have for what they want added to Minecraft, please TAG ME if you make a post like this, I wanna hear and read it!
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artificialqueens ¡ 5 years ago
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Character development 4 (branjie) -dexx-ss
a/n Hi, hello, how are ya? Sooooooo I pretty much suck and i’m so sorry but plz don’t hate me and enjoy whatever I mixed up while traveling :P Tw in tags Be kind -xx
BROOKE The thing between Brooke and Vanessa had been going on for a month. It was casual. They often met up. Ate out (never called it a date tho). Fucked… A Lot. But the only time they spent time at Vanessas was when her roommate was not home. And Brooke couldn’t help but notice that when they were in a public space V was making her every move very cautiously. Brooke usually wouldn’t care. Hell, Brooke would have loved it because it made things easy(not so public). But Brooke wouldn’t usually have more than that one night too. And, although she didn’t wanna admit it, she was truly falling for Vanessa. One day Brooke was walking Vanessa to work, holding hands. They often met up for coffee during lunch. Suddenly V let go of Brookes hand and took a few steps back to further herself from the blonde. Brooke just stood still and didn’t move “Okay,” she said kinda angrily “What is going on? Why are you acting like a teenager sneaking around?”. V was clearly surprised by Brookes tone and looked wide-eyed at the girl. Brookes first intention was to apologize but at the same time, she wanted to stay true to her ground. “Are you that embarrassed by me?” B said a little bit softer now. V shook her head “No. No! Not at all!”, “Well your behavior shows otherwise,”. Vanessa took Brookes hand and no matter what was the situation she still felt butterflies in her stomach with Vanessas every touch so she immediately softened up. “Well,” Vanessa took a pause and looked around them “remember when you sneaked out when my roommate got home?”. Brooke nodded. “After she was asking all these questions and so I told her that it was you. But she knows how I’m like and Silky is very protective of me and she knows all these stories about you and she doesn’t approve at all…” Vanessa kept on rambling and Brooke just raised an eyebrow “What kinda fucking stories?”. “It doesn’t matter” V let out a shaky sigh “But I lied to her and said I’m not seeing you anymore”. B looked away clearly hurt by Vanessas actions. “I will fix this, I promise,” V cupped Brookes face and placed a kiss on her lips “But give me time.”. Brooke nodded and kept walking. She could help but think what the hell Vanessas friend thought of her. B sent V to work and then kept walking on her own. She was lost in her thoughts. She shouldn’t be mad at Vanessa about it or maybe she should. Well, she definitely is right now. But she does have that fuckboy reputation so if Vs roommate doesn’t like Brooke because of her past well then she can’t be mad at Vanessa. Oh, but right now, she is mad at V for letting Silky say whatever she said about her. Brooke has never been the one to really gossip and talk-shit so whenever people did it about her she boiled up. Also not only did Vanessa lie to her roommate she lied to Brooke too. But is it really lying if she hadnät asked about it? Brooke wanted to- no, needed to- calm herself down. Nina could calm her down any minute so she called her and invited her out for drinks in the evening. They were sitting at the bar with their friend Plastique. They keep drinking and chatting away. Brooke isn’t sure how many drinks she had but Nina gave her a concerned look, placed a hand on Brookes hand and let out a soft “Heeey”(that usually means she has had too many). Nina started to ask something but Brooke cut her off “Let’s do shots, eh?”. Plastique was on board immediately so Brooke sent her to get some. “What happened?” Nina quickly asked when Plastique left. “Whadoumean” Brooke rolled the words off her tongue. “I don’t think you should take the shot B,”, “Am I shit person?” Brooke asked. “Wha…” Nina looked puzzled “What happened? Why would you ask that?”. Brooke let her head fall on the table. “Vanessas roommate hates me,” She turned her face to Nina “Cause you know I’m a fuckgirl”, “A what?” Nina asked but quickly continued “You know it doesn’t matter, you can’t please everybody, Brooke, you know that right?”. Brooke sat up again and just nodded. “You know I really fucking like her,” Brooke took Ninas hands and got really close to her “Like really fucking like her.” Nina just rolled her eyes and smiled but Brooke continued “I like her so much I would but a baby in her”. Nina let out a laugh cupping Brookes face “You know that’s impos…” before she could finish she was cut off by a loud “What the fuck” coming from the entrance.
VANESSA
When Vanessa got to work she was immediately greeted by Ariel “Hey Vanj! Who’s the hottie?”. Vanessa looked back to see Brooke leave and took a moment to think if she should lie to Ariel as well as she’s lying to Silky. If she is honest it’s dumb she shouldn’t hide Brooke. Vanessa wants to go out and introduce Brooke to everyone. She wants to show this hot Blonde bitch to every living soul saying she is hers and no one else’s. “Earth is calling,” Ariel said throwing a piece of paper at Vanessa who had been standing still for a minute, completely zoned out. Vanessa rolled her eyes “No one,” Vanessa took a moment “I mean… Brooke.”. Ariel let out an excited squeak “Oh my god, that’s Brooke? like THE Brooke?”. Vanessa nodded. “I don’t have time right now but we can grab a drink after work if you wanna know more.”, “Yes!” Ariel nodded. Vanessa really wasn’t that close friends with Ariel but she needed to rant to someone so why not make Ariel that person. And she couldn’t tell Silky yet cause she’d be embarrassed by her lying. So instead of making it all good with Silky and come clean Vanessa thought it’s better to dig herself a bigger hole. Ariel and Brook sat down at a nice restaurant close to their workplace. They had a two for one drink special so of course, in a little less than an hour, both girls were quite tipsy. Vanessa told Ariel everything about Brooke and her. “Aww this sounds like something out of a movie,” Ariel smiled. “I know and I can’t believe I fucked it all up by being a little bitch.”, “Well, hey now, you have not fucked anything up yet,” Ariel paused to wave at the waitress to get their pill “But I do think we should go do this bar firstly because they are closing, and secondly you can drink and rant more AND take your mind off miss Brooke.”. Vanessa wanted to refuse(firstly because she was tired and secondly cause she wasn’t exactly wearing going-out clothes) but she didn’t know if it was the drinks or something else she still agreed to go. They paid for their drinks and Vanessa stood up too quickly understanding that drinking too much wine and not eating anything the whole day isn’t doing her any favors right now. Ariel took Vanessa to one of her favorite bars. Vanessa had heard of it but had never been there. It was small and cute. As they walked in Ariel told Vanessa to go get some drinks from the bar but Vanessa let out a loud “What the hell ” as an answer. Vanessa was standing still staring at two girls sitting at one of the tables in front of the bar. One of them was Brooke but the other one she had never seen. They were really close to each other, the stranger cupping Brookes face. For a moment Vanessa thought that maybe she shouldn’t get angry with Brooke. Honestly, she was the one trying to hide the relationship in the first place but she still felt her blood boiling up with anger (jealousy). V was mad and luckily Ariel could tell and pull her back when she angrily started stomping towards the table. Blonde sitting at the table had now turned around “Vanessa?”. Vanessa pulled her hand from Ariel, turned around and walked out leaving Ariel behind. She was quickly walking hoping nor Ariel or Brooke would follow her. This is so stupid. She can’t be mad at Brooke flirting with someone. They are not officially girlfriends. Oh shit! What if Brooke doesn’t want to be her girlfriend. Vanessa felt herself spiraling. She needed to sit down so she did that. Sat down. Literally in the middle of the street. Covering her face with her hands. She could hear footsteps coming towards her from behind. They slowed down the closer they got to Vanessa. “Hey,” somebody said softly. Well not somebody, it was Brooke, but the ‘hey’ was so soft that Vanessa didn’t recognize it at first. V felt Brooke place a hand on her shoulder so she flinched away and got up. “No,” Vanessa said quietly getting herself up from the ground now facing Brooke wiping away the tears “I am sorry. I mean I’m the dummy here. Overreacting and all that bullshit. Like, of course, you can go and flirt with whoever you want, you know. It’s not like we are a couple or anything.”. Brook raised an eyebrow and giving Vanessa a very puzzled look. “I thought we were a couple,” Brooke said with a smirk “But you were the one hiding the relationship.”. All the emotions could have been in Vanessas face after Brookes sentence. Happy, that Brooke thought they were a couple or that she wanted to be a couple. Sad, that she had been that dumb bitch and had lied to her friend about Brooke. Angry, cause even though Brooke had said she thought they were a couple she still went and flirted with someone at the bar. Angry with herself about being angry about all this and angry cause she had lied to Silk. Confused, because Brooke was being so calm. In love. Well. She is officially fucked.
BROOKE
Brooke slowly walked after Vanessa. She wanted to run but if she had run she probably had thrown up. She figured that Nina was probably in a little shock after Brooke had run off after someone (because it was so out of her character). But right now she didn’t care. Was she still mad at V? Yes definitely but she wasn’t heartless. Seeing Vanessa in the middle of the street hands covering her face broke Brooke. Vanessa kept on rambling about them not being girlfriends. Girlfriends. Oh shit. Brooke has never had a girlfriend how is she supposed to act? So she just said that she thought they were a couple although Vanessa was trying to hide it. Brooke couldn’t get Vanessas reaction because she looked like she had just too many emotions flowing through her beautiful face. But then she felt Vanessas lips on hers and had the feeling that everything will be okay. When Vanessa pulled back she slapped Brookes shoulder. “Ow! What for?” she gave V a puzzled look. “You be saying you with me and then you going and flirting with others,” V said playfully but also angrily. Brooke just started laughing. “It ain’t funny, bitch,” Vanessa grossed her arms. “Jealousy isn’t a good look on you,” Brooke finally answered pulling Vanessa close into a hug. Honestly, it was a good look on Vanessa. It made Brooke wish she could rip all Vanessas clothes off and let V know right there on the street that she has nothing to worry about. Let V know she is hers. “I ain’t jealous,”, “Mhm” Brooke hummed back kissing Vanessa on her forehead. “That was Nina,” Brooke said. Vanessas eyes widened as she buried her face in Brookes chest from embarrassment. On their little not-dates Brooke often talked about her friend Nina and how she really wanted V to meet her. Brooke just giggled and stroke her fingers through the brunette’s hair. They stood there for a solid minute. And Brooke wished she could bottle up this moment forever. So whenever she feels like shit she could just go back to this moment. A moment where everything feels right. In place. “Vanessa,” Brooke whispered, “Will you be my girlfriend?”. Vanessa raised her face and took a few steps back.. “No,” Vanessa said with a taunting smile. “Oh, fuck you,” Brooke giggled. “Fuck me yourself you coward,” V said with a smirk. Seconds later Brookes lips were on Vanessas. The kiss was powerful. Full of emotions. Brooke picked Vanessa up letting the smaller girl gross her legs around the blond’s waist. For a moment Brooke forgot they were on the street. She broke up the kiss and looked around to see a dark ally next to them, she decided to walk in there while Vanessa was still placing small kisses all over her face. She moved into one dark corner butting Vanessa slowly on the ground, pushing her against the wall. It looked like Vanessa wanted to say something but was cut off by Brookes hand under her skirt and that action was immediately met with a moan. After few minutes Vanessa was screaming out Brookes name. “Brooke, holy shit,” Vanessa panted into Brookes ear. “So it’s still a no?” Brooke said with a smirk helping Vanessa get her clothes in order. “No,” Vanessa said with a soft smile. Brooke looked confused. “I mean, no it’s not a no, I wanna be your girlfriend!” Vanessa said with a smile. Brooke has a girlfriend. A girlfriend. She felt happy. Little did she know it wouldn’t last for long. “So have y’all finished?” came from the streets. Brooke and Vanessa shot their looks where the sound was coming from. It was Ariel with Nina and Plastique giggling behind her.
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safyresky ¡ 6 years ago
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alphabetti tag game!!! not actually what it’s called but i’m calling it that anywho, I was tagged by the lovely @mellomadness and the rules are simple: answer the questions and tag pals and such you wanna know more about!
a // age: 22
b // birthplace: Mississauga ON
c // current time: 6:19pm
d // drink you last had: diet coke
e // easiest person to talk to: my housemate n pal @thewayhistoryiswritten and my biffer @shittyelfwriter and also the fluff! (coincidentally, I’m tagging u two :*)
f // favourite songs: Helena by MCR (all their songs really), Nine in the Afternoon, Dancing’s Not a Crime, The Overpass, Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time, and There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of it Yet  by Panic! At The Disco, Different Colours and Portugal by WALK THE MOON, Uptown Funk and 24k Magic by Bruno Mars, Sober Up by AJR, and River by Bishop Briggs
g // grossest memory: definitely the night I had a real bad stomach ache when I was like 12 or 13 and just threw up a ton of spaghetti undigested from 3am to 4am, I didn’t even EAT that much spaghetti and haven’t been able to eat paskets with sauce since
h // horror yes or horror no: blood and gore horror movies? no. pshycological horrors? on thin fuckin ice bc the anxiety those give--yikes. aestehtic halloween horror? heck yeah
i // in love: with Richard, the fluff, my boyfriend of like. 6ish years! guys he’s so cute he’s real sweet and very silly and he could yeet me across the room if I asked and he’s CUDDLY and FUNNY and anyway I love one (1) man (lately i;ve been calling him my blover bc of a drunk dani mix up of two words, and i kinda like it)
j // jealous of people: jealousy is my downfall, it’s bad, sometimes a girl could look at Richard and act friendly with him and it’s like. heckles raised, ready to fight
k // there is no k for some reason so I’m making one up and it’s kodak moment so like, a very fun memory that would be, according to those old comemrcials, a kodak moment(tm), and I gotta tell you about this one funny thing ok so, one day my dad mopped the downstairs floor and then shot me with a water gun and I had one in my closet so I ran downstairs and got him back and then we started chasing each other around the house and shooting these dinky ass mcdonalds brand water pistols and we both slipped because dad had just mopped and he went sliding into the kitchen feet first and I went sliding into the living room feet first (so it looked like this:  | __ ) and the fireplace stopped my slide and my mom’s legs stopped Dad’s slide and she just looked at us like “you absolute fucking dumbasses”
l // love at first sight or should i walk by again?: Love takes time, and patience, and communication. It could take lots of time, or maybe a few days, but either way it takes time so maybe walk by again and introduce urself and go on a date and see where it goes and how u feel
m // middle name: I have 2 but bc internet safety lectures are yelling in me brain, have the one: Rosemarie
n // number of siblings: 2! one brother and one sister!
o // one wish: to make people happy and safe :)
p // person called last: my neighbour Sharon!! There’s a nasty chain of thunder storms hitting us so I wanted to make sure she was ok bc she’s like this 60ish year old lady who lives by herself with 5 cats and a dog so yeah. She’s also soo NICE to us??? fuckin EH I love Sharon
q // questions you’re always asked: are you spanish? did you write remnants? who does your eyebrows?
r // another letter without a prompt so!! I’m gonna make one and it’s gonna be rain or sun? and honestly i think currently sun bc the rain we’re getting rn is flooding the block. Nice rain shower? where the sound is soothing and there’s a rainbow somewhere? nice B) torrential downpour with hail and power outages and flash flooding and 100kmh winds? (120mph ish) No Thank You
s // song you last sang: Do You Know What I’m Seeing? by PatD (been stuck in my head ALL DAY, prolly bc of the weather)
t // time you woke up: 7am babs!
u // underwear colour: 3 shades of gray
v // vacation destination: okay tbh my fave vacation destination that is doable has to be a lovely cottage by a lake with shitty cell service so I dont have obligations to call the fam and can just relax with the fluff and swim and soak up that vitamin d lads! 
other ideal vacations: hawaii: meet Ana, chill by a body of water, see waterfalls, etc. etc. I would want to see the bolvano but uh, the bolvano kinda fuckin destroyed the view place 3 months ago and is STILL going so that may not be a thing any time soon, heh. I’d also wanan go to that greecian island town in Mamma Mia cause dang it’s gorgeous
Dream vacation tho? Definitely a Grand Tour a la the Renaissance folks, catch me reading EVERY SIGN as I walk through fucking POMPEII bitches
w // worst habit: pulling my hangnails D: it’s destroyed the sides of my fingers/nails and I WAS painting my nails to stop it but then my nails took a hit so I stopped and guess who IMMEDIATELY picked at the smollest hangnails again? me D:
x // x-rays: only my teeths so far!!!
y // your favourite food: mashed potatoes (heart eyes)
z // zodiac sign: Libra!
I’m going to tag @shittyelfwriter, @thewayhistoryiswritten, @dona-in-character, anddddd anyone else who would like to do this!! consider it a general tag!!!! And then tag me when you do do it!! (and if you can think of a better R plz holla @ me)
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cerealmonster15 ¡ 7 years ago
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ddadds kids....
i like thinking about them as one big extended cul-de-sac family... [headcanons and stuff!]
imagine all the families spending the holidays together! i’m sure some celebrate things that the rest dont but theyd probs have one big generic get together during The Holiday Season
all of the kids are crammed together on one big “kid’s table” even tho like half of them are teenagers and there are more offspring than parents
someone always ends up starting a food fight,, usually ernest and lucien, or the twins [either pair. both pairs?? christie and christian vs hazel and briar??]
this was referenced in game once so amanda probs ends up babysitting a lot when she’s home from college for breaks+ during that short time shes still around before she leaves! she’d be  a cool fun babysitter, but tough enough to keep some of the more rambunctious kids in check ;p
[ernest voice] dad i dont NEED a babysitter!!! [hugo voice] son i want to know that i can be away for the weekend and come home to a house that isn’t on fire
ernest is probs really snarky to amanda when she babysits like “youre not the boss of me” and going out of his way to cause trouble, but amanda is Cool and probs gives him a run for his money with snark and idk shenanigans ensue and he probs secretly admires her and thinks she’s awesome but would rather die than let anyone ever find out
lucien looks like he might be fairly close to amanda’s age? they probs dont have all that much in common, but damien’s date revealed that lucien listens to mcr, and amanda made her dad listen to black parade, so I bet they could bond over some music tastes here and there
LET LUCIEN GIVE AMANDA A COOL GOTH MAKEOVER
amanda: pleeeeeaaaaassseeeeeee ;D??? lucien: no way. the goth lifestyle isnt for posers i think with enough pestering she’d get him to cave. he’d take great time and care while painting her nails to make sure he does it Right
amanda probs comments on how careful and skilled he does it like “wow you really take this stuff seriously” “uh obviously??”
once he finishes, amanda takes a pic, and then all the other neighbors see her and are bothering lucien to make them look cool too. he pretends to hate it but actually has a lot of fun and is secretly really happy that they think he’s good at what he does
amanda convinces lucien to do like, cool goth makeup videos and put them on youtube/instagram. she helps him with filming and doing photography of final looks and together they get a lot of followers. sometimes she’ll guest star in his videos if he needs a face model other than his own
amanda’s kinda freaked out by christie and christian at first but over time gets used to and sees past their “creepy twin shtick” and, much like her dad [in the joseph brownie date] learns to use it to mess with them and possibly other people
at first chris probably doesnt talk to amanda a lot and keeps to himself when she’s over, but maybe over time she’d adapt to him and learn a few things hes interested in and express gentle interest in those things to kind of help him open up to her more
chris gets quietly attached to her like shes an older sister
everyone in the cul de sac does. they love amanda
AND EACH OTHER
i want daisy to be involved with the carmensita and amanda girl band thing mentioned briefly during one of mat’s dates. that’d be adorable
you know what else would be adorable? allllll the cul de sac kids coming to briar and hazel’s softball games to support them. 
the kids going to each others’ anything to support them!! when theyre in clubs and activities that put on shows or performances or other sports games, as many of the neighbors that can make it are there
when they get older, they try to be more and more obnoxious to embarrass their neighbors in front of everyone, like making huge support signs and banners with glitter with a stupid yet supportive pun that one of their dads helped come up with, or printing their neighbor’s face on a tshirt or a giant cutout on a popsicle stick, shouting as loud as possible 
they def went to amanda’s actual graduation and PROBABLY ALL CRIED
a lot of this has amanda centric bc i Love Her, but also,,
maybe hugo and craig start going to wrestling matches together [+dadsona] so ernest sees a lot of the cahn kids. if amanda’s in town, she’s with them and in charge. if not, ernest is technically in charge, but secretly [not so secretly probably] the dads are counting on briar and hazel [briar, mostly] to keep things from falling to disaster for the few hours theyre out
they all like to take turns riding on the Giant Dog that ernest got in damien’s route [duchess something i think?] [a good component that should be canon in all universes]
“lets put river on him” “no she’ll fall off” “wheres the duct tape” “n o”
if enough disaster happens leaving these kids alone together, they probably get dropped off at another dad’s house to be looked after for a while. joseph volunteers to look after them but since he and mary are already looking after 4 and KEEP LOSING CRISH, they tend to try and ask literally anyone else
[not that theyre bad parents lmao but it’d be easier for all the other parents that just have One Kid]
i bet christian and christie love robert’s wild spooky stories. he probably makes up so much bullshit to fuck with any kid that’s listening
they’d carpool if they could fit enough kids in one car. it’s probably a 2-3 car carpool depending on who’s driving what size car and who needs to go where at what time
there are probably so many inside jokes[CUL DE SAC MEMES......] that are born at every cul de sac gathering. 
when amanda’s home from college, all the kids wanna be the first to tell her all about the SHENANIGANS she’s missed out on
river and crish are bffs once theyre old enough for human interaction. they Have To Be.
pranking each other in the school hallways plz, or just all around chaos. god help the teachers that somehow end up with 2+ of the cul de sac kids in the same class
ernest definitely sends his dog to poop on damien’s lawn outside lucien’s bedroom window / probably does the flaming bag of dog poop ding dong ditch when he knows lucien’s home alone and will be the one to answer the door
christie and chris like when briar and hazel pretend to be each other, so they get their hands on a pair of scissors and chris gives christie a terrible haircut. possibly briar and hazel try and help with the scheme and things just get Worse and joseph has to take his daughter to a Professional [or maybe one of the dads is really good with hair/has had their child do the same thing and is good with fixing a bad haircut ;p]
carmensita goes through a goth phase after she goes over to lucien’s to be babysat one day. mat does not know how to Deal bc this isnt the type of music hes used to playing but he loves and supports his daughter regardless and likes to hear her singing all kinds of music to broaden her horizons and strengthen her talent
G R O U P  T E X T between all the kids old enough to have phones
there are lots of memes. lots. of memes.
they take candid shitty photos of each other all the time and send them in the chat, and particularly amusing ones end up reused as reaction photos
lucien: [sends photo of ernest having just spilled cereal on himself with duchess in the background making off with a piece of pizza] ernest: fuck u carmensita: mood daisy: why are you having pizza and cereal for breakfast? ernest: dont tell me how to live my life amanda: lol tag urself i’m duchess
this is just something i like to do w/ my friends but they’d probs also stealthily take pictures  of each other when theyre out and about and send them to each other in secret like amanda’s out with her dad at the grocery store and spots lucien and damien in the dairy isle and is like FUCK,, she hides behind a stand of donuts or w/e and takes a pic of them and sends it to lucien w/ no context or like “lol hey” 
it becomes a war of sending pics of each other to each other/the group without getting caught. lucien and ernest probably act like they think it’s stupid but get so competitive about it
they all keep score and it probably also would extend to taking stealthy pics of cul de sac dads too Just Because
the dads find out about the competition somehow and like,,, secretly are so into who’s winning. especially brian and dadsona. sometimes they’ll try and serve as a distraction for their child to get a sneaky pic so they can win, but usually the kids prefer the solo missions
val comes and visits sometimes with cool stories. sometimes she brings her girlfriend, and amanda especially looks up to them like two cool older sisters [i dont remember if it was jacket pins or photography that val said her gf is into, but whatever it is i’m sure amanda would geek out about it with her]
christie and christian eventually grow out of their “creepy twin” thing but still have a more unique brand of humor/personality. the cul de sac kids are used to them by then, and will THROW DOWN with anyone that bullies them/ calls them freaks or anything like that, or anyone that picks on chis [and eventually crish] by association or for any other reason
THESE KIDS MAY ARGUE AND FIGHT AND STUFF SOMETIMES BUT THEY’LL STICK UP FOR EACH OTHER IF ANYONE OUTSIDE THE CUL DE SAC TRIES TO START SOMETHING W/ ONE OF THEIR OWN
i could go on forever making up headcanons or scenarios for these kids bc i love them and constantly crave more content about them but imma stop here bc it’s been over an hour and this is Long but anyway plz talk to me about these kids + the cul de sac as a whole. share ur headcanons,,,,, i l o v e the m ,,
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fab912 ¡ 7 years ago
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Blue (because you know), Orange, Yellow, Green, Sapphire?
Color Asks (Mystic Messenger) (Me tag later blah that again hahahaha)
Blue:Would I play V’s route? I mean…yeah, cause it’s there. Tbh I have no feelings for V in a “romantic” sense. I just wanna know more about him.
Orange:OKAY THIS IS HARD?! Because I would LOVE to troll Zen, but…I honestly can’t mess with his allergies like that. Curse me and my heart, I would protect Zen. And then he would be like “i knew you liked me~” No, you fool. I don’t like you as any more than a friend. I just don’t want you to be hospitalized or have troubles breathing.
Yellow:SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT I CAN’T TRUST SEVEN. Honestly tho? I don’t really have anything on my phone but drawings and screenshots of stuff? No one really texts or calls me? I would kinda wanna see what Seven WOULD do? And people are so easy to trust Saeran but LETS BE REAL. I feel that boy can be just as mischievous as Seven. Like, theyre twins. They got that twin mojo. I KNOW he has it in him. Plus if he found anything on your phone you can bet he’s probably gonna tease you with it (like a light form of blackmail). But Seven would just flat out do something. Can’t I just get a new phone? Throw away this one and start fresh. Ok so proooooobably Saeran.
Green: Ah gosh who would I ship Jaehee with…that’s like so hard. Cause I would like to say Zen? (Plz dont throw anything at me if u disagree). But while I /would/ and see from her pov how they could be happy…it would all be on zen, no? Im terrible at “shipping”, thats why i barely do it haha
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
Sapphire:Ok so real talk here. I actually did cry on a part in Seven’s route. It was in the apartment but I cant remember what part it was exactly? And the reason was because what he was saying or the scene was alluding too hit a liiiiittle too close to home. And the fact that some of the things I feel was written and showed in the game hit HARD. Tbh it probably wasnt anything super impactful but that was like…wow.
Game story plot wise….this is spoiler? I guess? There were many moments where I reacted. Like that scream Rika does when V is shot and killed. That pained scream. And V’s words, gah. Like I couldnt believe it happened? Whut?
This last one was really hard cause most emotional i could see as sad or happy or angry. Lol im terrible at giving ONE answer
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calamari-chaos ¡ 8 years ago
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I got tagged by @thetygre! Thank goodness this got posted right as I was looking for an excuse to take a break from paper writing!
a - age: 22. b - birthplace: a small hospital in Canada that isn’t open anymore c - current time: 2:18 A.M. d - drink you last had: tap water e - easiest person to talk to: depends about what. Just in general’s probably my guyfriend, but emotional stuff gets kinda spread out among a bunch of people depending on who is available f - favourite song: Don’t really have one. Last listened to Trampoline by Kero Kero Bonito tho. because I need me some twee positive music sometimes g - grossest memory: shitting my pants on a guy’s couch. Don’t fart after butt sex kids, h - horror yes or horror no: Yes plz i - in love?: ... *blush* j - jealous of people?: Generally. I feel like I’m getting better about it. Though that might go out the window next time my life goe to shit k - killed someone?: Depends on how far you wanna take the butterfly effect l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: Moonwalk back and we’ll see m - middle name: Rachel n - number of siblings: a younger brother  o - one wish: let me pass all my classes with a good average please p - person you called last: the place I’m gonna be working this summer. q - question you’re always asked: Why do I only see fire and a sea of maggots when I close my eyes? Beats me, bud r - reason to smile: cute boys (and cute girls too) s - song you sang last: I’ll Make a Man Out of You from Mulan t - time you woke up: 8:30am u - underwear colour: baby blue v - vacation destination: I’m saving up to go to Greece on an archaeological dig next summer w - worst habit: doing something to destroy my life out of instinct because I genuinely don’t feel like I deserve opportunities or happiness and the presence of both just freaks me the fuck out x - x-rays: Haven’t gotten one in about 5 years y - your favourite food: authentic mexican food z - zodiac sign: Aries
Imma tag @ornistheavianfiend and @mysdrym. Plus the rest of you reading this
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caepaecaesurae ¡ 8 years ago
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> CC: Thank Meenah
Yesterday at 5:07 PM
caepaecaesurae WVe'vwe split, and the safe-house wvon't be needed anymore, on my end at least.  I'vwe left a small thank you present on the kitchen counter. I'd be in your debt if you could wvipe the coordinates used off of the pad's history list, if and wvhen convwenient. Thank you again, and havwe a nice night.
Yesterday at 9:38 PM
brackishbarracuda yeah i can do that isle head over in an hour oar so brackishbarracuda s good to sea u caepaecaesurae Good to see you too.  I appreciate the neutrality and the assistance. Havwing somewvhere empty to go helped more than once.
Today at 12:13 AM
brackishbarracuda ive been fused before an efin when its ppl u give a shit aboat its hard so i mean some place where u didnt have any extra ppl shoutin at u seemed pike a good idea to me caepaecaesurae It wvas. Did you separate from wvhomevwer it wvas peaceably?  Or vwia incompatibility? brackishbarracuda peaceably for both thankfully one was def a hell of a lot rockier than the other one tho aight the best puns are the ones u didnt mean to make i cannaut believe caepaecaesurae I do enjoy those ones. brackishbarracuda did u ever get hit w the gem thing caepaecaesurae As I am lost, it seems I did not. brackishbarracuda lemme find u a picture for full effect aight bc shit is stupid and mine was pike stupid times two brackishbarracuda http://imgur.com/sPQFO8t there we go rly tho how tf puts that shit on ur foot caepaecaesurae WVhat is that? brackishbarracuda aight so theres the weird sentient rock aliens who p much project around w/e rock they are an they do the fuse thing on purpose pike thats a thing they can do and a bunch a ppl got hit w it a while back usually shits pike on ur hand or ur forhead oar ur arm or somefin but no brackishbarracuda nah it was on my cod damn foot caepaecaesurae First I'vwe heard about them. ... You havwe my sympathies. WVhy the foot? brackishbarracuda idk i do naut fuckin no thats just where it was when i got got caepaecaesurae I imagine you sawv the tittastrophe wve had? brackishbarracuda yeah brackishbarracuda yeah that shore was somefin i saw w my own two eyes brackishbarracuda howd that whole thing go efin caepaecaesurae It looked rather like wve wvere split dowvn the middle vwertically in a lot of respects. The side wvith no breast had short hair like mine. WVe made a falsie so clothes wvould fit. brackishbarracuda now sea i woulda just said fuck it and done the whole half clothes shit pike jacket on one and dress on the other deal caepaecaesurae tsk.  I should'vwe talked to you more, that'd be a hell of a look. brackishbarracuda i mean u aint gotta b fused to pull it off right caepaecaesurae True.  It wvould complete the look though. caepaecaesurae I may try a half-and-half garment of some sort soon. brackishbarracuda plz take pictures i need this shit caepaecaesurae I do lovwe my selfie tag. brackishbarracuda s cause its good shit caepaecaesurae Howv do you feel about breasted, marginally nsfwv pictures of me? brackishbarracuda im down caepaecaesurae http://caepaecaesurae.tumblr.com/post/130431613390/speaking-of-anons-d brackishbarracuda v nice dam tho where tf did u get half those scars brackishbarracuda impressive caepaecaesurae I don't normally showv much skin. The large round ones on the legs are from an air battle invwolvwing laser cannons, during the game. brackishbarracuda uh first off fuckin ow caepaecaesurae Pff. Yes, but wve wvon. brackishbarracuda secondly i get it if u aint comfy w it oar w/e but u ought show more a it imo and that right theres why caepaecaesurae A good half of the scars you see there are from my first century on Alternia. ...at the end of wvhich, I began wvearing neck to wvrist to ankle bodyarmor, of the sort contained in that package.  Havwe you stopped by that hivwe yet, by the by? brackishbarracuda shit yeah i did i thought id said thank u btw caepaecaesurae You may havwe, I'm scattered lately. brackishbarracuda pike seariously i aint been in a searious scrape in a while but pike dam i cant get away from nofin w/o bleedin it feels like caepaecaesurae Armor that no one knowvs you're wvearing can be a wvonderful game changer. It turns a knife in the ribs into an invwitation to play. brackishbarracuda as much as i like it and the apron tbh shit is nice brackishbarracuda u probably made clams night more than mine w the armor caepaecaesurae I hope it servwes wvell, or entertains.  Or that the flavwor vwials do. brackishbarracuda hes the one whos gotta stitch me up half the tide caepaecaesurae A good role for a quadrant. If you elect to wvear the vwest, at least he'll only be stitching up limbs. brackishbarracuda lmao yeah fair also i should punch u in the nose for the fuckin shit u sent me pike it was so good that it legit made me mad how tf caepaecaesurae ... Hope player.  "Beyond belief" is my playground. brackishbarracuda throws my dam hands caepaecaesurae I can make things that I can imagine.  Cae*fora* made things that *She* could imagine. brackishbarracuda shit is fucked up caepaecaesurae A bit.  ... I usually try to make things that are slightly less... Intense... than that... I hope it wvasn't too much? brackishbarracuda isle survive but my tongue aint gonna b  happy w anyfin ever again this is me jokin mostly i aint upset at u oar anyfin caepaecaesurae ..Still, pardon. brackishbarracuda s aight cae ur good brackishbarracuda seariously tho why aint u show off ur scars more 38? caepaecaesurae Enough of them havwe unfortunate sources for it to be uncomfortable wvhen specific ones are indicated and remarked on, much of the time. caepaecaesurae ... Mostly, I don't like taking my armor off, evwer. I'vwe been getting better at removwing it long enough for selfies though. brackishbarracuda well dam the one u just showed me took some fuckin guts then didnt it caepaecaesurae Heh.  It wvas taken during a period of amnesia wvhere I didn't remember wvhere most of them wvere from. brackishbarracuda do u think u could do it again caepaecaesurae Possibly, though I think my selfie tag could use more less sexual things. brackishbarracuda u oughta take a pic w arlequin oar somefin then how tall efin are u btw pike are u taller than he is oar shorter or caepaecaesurae I'm a good foot and a half shorter than him, last I checked. brackishbarracuda well that makes me feel beta at least caepaecaesurae My adult height in sevweral centuries ought to be near wvhere he is nowv. brackishbarracuda yall are entirely too fuckin tall u kno that caepaecaesurae So I hear. If it makes you feel any better, all the humans top out somewvhere in the six or sevwen range I think.  They all look somewvhere betwveen fivwe and six nowv. The carapacians are a foot or twvo belowv that. brackishbarracuda pike im saury i realize u probably hear that alot but i am half a arlequins now hight an he was talkin pike sixteen feet an im overe here pike dude ur gonna b over three times my size how tf is that gonna efin work caepaecaesurae Carefully and wvith gusto. brackishbarracuda aight tru tho caepaecaesurae Havwe you evwer done the thing wvhere you rest hip to hip wvith a partner and pretend theirs is yours and marvwel at the difference? Some trolls enjoy that. I think that one wvill only improvwe as he ages, for you. caepaecaesurae "Look wvhat I'm packing nowv" brackishbarracuda i havent and now im kinda wonderin wtf ive been doin w my life caepaecaesurae You're wvelcome. .. Then again I'vwe used googly eyes in the bedroom before, so maybe my advwice isn't the best. brackishbarracuda bouy nah fuck that im gonna get a pack and use em on dirk that shit is perf caepaecaesurae My partner grewv annoyed and ripped them off, wvhich is honestly all I could hope for. brackishbarracuda tbh hell probably laugh till he cries which i count as a win brackishbarracuda but yeah tbh rippin em off sounds pike a good idea brackishbarracuda u kno me an u oughtta hang out sometide caepaecaesurae WVe should, I imagine wve'd get into heaps of trouble if any wvas avwailable. brackishbarracuda trouble is kinda my thing yeah brackishbarracuda i eel pike youd enjoy some trouble caepaecaesurae Once upon a time, maybe.  It's been a wvhile, and I might be a bit more boring nowv. Nice things, good stories, and good laughs?  Those are dear to heart. brackishbarracuda now sea mr suns out guns out tenta tattoo false boob ampora w the hella scars i aint believe you wouldnt enjoy a little trouble caepaecaesurae I'vwe had a vwery interesting life. I'm relearning howv to enjoy trouble. brackishbarracuda isle sea if i cant think of some baby trouble steps caepaecaesurae Sounds like a treat to me. caepaecaesurae Let me knowv sometime, alright? brackishbarracuda yeah def at the v least ur fun to talk to and anybody i can b a bad influence on is aight by me u feel caepaecaesurae Aye, I hear you It'd be nice to lean back in that direction somenight.  I'vwe been sitting around drinking tea a wvhile. brackishbarracuda s easy to get restless i aint efin alternian and sometides i just need to move and tear into somefin before that somefin becomes me caepaecaesurae Aye. ...I sail a ship around sometimes.  Transport pads to get back to hivwe often. Plenty of wvild lands out there to explore. brackishbarracuda theres plenty a world here to sea if u ever decide u wanna we aint managed a drone yet be in a week oar so probably caepaecaesurae The mile-high deer?  Aye I'vwe a curiosity. I'm relievwed that you're considering the drone. brackishbarracuda im uh considerin more than the drone tbh caepaecaesurae Aye? brackishbarracuda been thinkin a puttin my crown on and meanin it caepaecaesurae Lacking in context, I'm imagining you calling yourself queen of a single hivwe surrounded by largish deer. brackishbarracuda i mean in all technicality i earned the fuckin thing i blew up my planet i killed the empress so by right etc etc blah blah blah i just been runnin from it since brackishbarracuda no u aint wrong i gotta start somwhere fuckin ridiculous as it is if they aint anybody else on the planet isle take it theres a small frozen planet my ex red left me so thats two off the bat ig caepaecaesurae If there's no one else it seems a bit... abrupt. Then again, givwen a single wvorking mothergrub, one is nevwer far from an empire. I suspect Arlequin wvould havwe mixed feelings. brackishbarracuda ive convinced my spade to let me sit w em and do some political diplomatic shit and i aint lookin to be a bloody conquerer im just lookin to stop runnin from what i was hatched for mayb do some decent shit w whatever authority i got somefin betta than home was anyway caepaecaesurae I wvish you luck wvith it if you do. brackishbarracuda thanks 38/ caepaecaesurae It's hard to get in trouble wvhen you're in charge. brackishbarracuda why u gotta do me like this caepaecaesurae WVell... Ask Tyfora howv much fun her powver is. brackishbarracuda id rather naut caepaecaesurae Ask Arlequin howv much he wvants to strivwe for a newv flag -- at least, this early. brackishbarracuda i oughta talk to him aboat it tho yeah caepaecaesurae Powver is complicated.  That's all. caepaecaesurae More so than you might be preparing yourself for. brackishbarracuda i aint trynna rush into anyfin aight an isle talk to arlequin i kno shit aint easy it aint somefin im thinkin aboat lightly caepaecaesurae Then I wvish you luck.  I'm cautious about swvearing loyalties lightly, but you'll likely havwe me on call if emergencies strike. brackishbarracuda i dont take that lightly either cae thank u i afishiate it caepaecaesurae WVe'll see wvhat comes.  I'm afraid it's late though.  Another night? brackishbarracuda a course thanks for talkin at me caepaecaesurae Looking forwvard to it.  Rest wvell wvhen you go. brackishbarracuda yeah sleep good
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byunologist ¡ 8 years ago
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The Alphabet Tag
ive been tagged my girlie @babydontpcy bless u and ur hubbie baek-tomato-cheese
A - Age: 14 hey yall 
B - Biggest Fear: exo not resting let them fuckin chill
C- Current Time: 6:58pm (my lazy ass dont wanna convert into 24 hour oops)
D - Drink you last had: jugo de mora (thats some good shitmmmmhhhmmm)
E - Easiest person to talk to: my dog cause she listens and doesnt interrupt even tho her ass is spoiled ALIDJISDJWD
F - Favorite song: HA every exo sooong
G - Grossest Memory: BITCH ME WAKING UP TO SEE THI S BIG ASS COCK-A-ROACH RIGHT NEXT TO ME FACE HELL NNAHHHH
H - Horror yes or horror no: yes plz fuck me up 
I - In love: with exo,,,yes
J - Jealous of ppl: ppl that have seen exo irl ye
K - Killed someone: yes,,,exo antis
L - Love at first sight or should i walk by again: hhhMMMMMM for meeee when i saw exo i knew it was love at first sight so yES
M - Middle Name: its “laury” killme
N - Number of siblings: 1 i hat e that fucker QWDJEFEFIJF jk i lof him\
O - One wish: seeign eox (EOX SDIJWNF) irl plz jesus do me a favor
P - Person u called last: welp i called my friend i call her pimp daddy kay
Q - Question ur always asked: “why do u listen to kpop” SHUT THE FOCK UP GERALD ITS NONE OF UR BUSINESS
R - Reason to smile: when e)(o r happy it makes me emo elmo :((
S - Song u sang last: CURTAIN BY JUNMYEON PLZ SUPPORT HIM YALL DONT BE SNAKES
T - Time u woke up: around 10am maybe/? idk tbh im 90 yrs old
U - Underwear color??YALL IM UNDER AGE I AINT SAYIN SHIT
V - Vacation Destination: i wasna go to hawaii and jamaica it looks nice over there
W - Worst habit: biting my nails ik its nasty yall dont come for me 
X - X-rays: ankle and abdomen i got fucked up
Y - Your fav food: EVRYTHANG MY FAT ASS LOVES FODO 
Z - Zodiac sign: gemini fuck the haterz
this was kinda fun thxx bro imma tag @chenbootysoo @hanbingabong @kingbyunny annnnnnnnd @mellystrash u aint gotta do it tho live yalls lifes god bless exo
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midlandpansy ¡ 8 years ago
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Tagged by: my bro @auxanges Rules: Answer the questions on a new post and then tag some peeps you want to get to know better
Nickname: Ollie (only some people call me that tho plz dont just call me ollie if we’ve just met i dont get it it’s not my name my name is oliver plz call me oliver)  Star Sign: Leo  Height: 5′6″  Time Right Now: 4:09PM Last Thing Googled: River Phoenix Favorite Music Artist: Oh jesus, why must you do these things to me? Recently I’ve been listening to The Paper Kites a lot? But they’re definitely not my favourite. Probably A Great Big World?   Song Stuck in your Head: Work This Body - Walk the Moon Last Movie Watched: Stand by Me. The reason I googled River Phoenix. *Gunhands*  Last TV Show Watched: A Series of Unfortunate Events!  What are you Wearing?: Red sweatpants and a big ass grey sweater because I’m sick and no one has to see my face.  When did you create your blog blog: UH, I think I’ve had this one for four years, but I’ve been around since...2011...2010...something like that.  What kind of stuff do you post on your blog: A WHOLE LOT OF SHIT.  Do you have other blogs?: AHAHA the ones that aren’t RP blogs (of which I have...7 or something ridiculous like that.) I have a nsfw blog (@apollobuff) which is just fanart that’s not acceptable to reblog here, lmfao. And then I have my voice blog (@pocketoliver) which is just...badly edited covers and shit. 
Gender: i am such a boy  Hogwarts House: SLYTHERIN but sometimes I get v self conscious cus i border on gryffindor Pokemon Team: iNSTINCT *DABS*    Mbti: INTJ Moral Alignment: chaotic good Favorite Color: Prussian Bluuuue  Average Hours of Sleep: 8-9?  Lucky Number: 7 Favorite Characters: AHHHHHHHHHHH There are so many APH Characters, but I’ll LIMIT MYSELF to just Alfred (+Allan Jones, my disgusting 2p son), Mattie, Romeo, and...Ludwig. Karamatsu and Todomatsu from Osomatsu san. Stan Marsh, Butters Stotch (shout out to Professor Chaos), and Craig Tucker from South Park. James Potter, Cormac McLaggen, Draco Malfoy, and Harry Potter himself from exactly what you’d expect. Characters from musicals...Elder Price + Elder McKinley (BOM), Jack (Into the Woods), Enjolras (Les Mis), Hanschen (Spring Awakening), Nancy (Oliver!). And video game characters...Nathan Prescott + Warren Graham (Life is Strange), Clementine + Kenny (The Walking Dead), Chris (Until Dawn), Wilson (Don’t Starve), Dr. Neil Watts (To the Moon), Alistair + Fenris (Dragon Age). HONOURABLE MENTIONS go to Achilles and Patroclus. 
How Many Blankets do you Sleep with: 2! One big ol’ duvet and a super thick blanket that i need to replace.  Dream Job(s): *Quietly sighs* I wanna get paid to act Following: 594 Tagging but don’t feel obligated to do this: I’m taggin’ @casthur and @charliesundies and @pommegrantaire​ but idk if y’all have already been tagged in this shit so feel free to #IgnoreMe
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caepaecaesurae ¡ 8 years ago
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caepaecaesurae ... I apologize for the #tyrian/ tag, by the by.  My moirail has trouble wvith your alternates, that he is still wvorking through. brackishbarracuda so i noticed i didnt mean to start shit caepaecaesurae You havwen't, and he holds no animosity.  Only memories. brackishbarracuda i cant reely say shit tbh w u i used to have the same problem w certain cronus alts i aint gonna go into it but im betta than i was
caepaecaesurae .. There are so vwery many things wvrong wvith certain Cronus alternates. brackishbarracuda an nearly all a mine are fucked so caepaecaesurae I'm glad you're doing better ..and that the entire Ampora line is not currently completely poisoned for you. brackishbarracuda trust me theres a few i could stand to see w a head on a different end a the room than the rest a them but i got double diamonds and both are v much amporas caepaecaesurae There's some that -I- wvould be inclined to separate from themselvwes. brackishbarracuda aight if im bein honest its one in particular and its an erian so i still count that as improvement caepaecaesurae I'd agree.  WVas he perchance recently invwolvwed in the dashcourse? brackishbarracuda i dont think so i aint been payin attention i dont mind a name drop if ur currious just dont out me aboat it its complicate complicated efin caepaecaesurae Reasonable.  ...  I don't speak wvith many Eridans, I suspect it's not likely to come up, so I'll abstain. brackishbarracuda as in dont tell me or u wont out me caepaecaesurae Don't tell me -- I wvouldn't out you either wvay. brackishbarracuda s fair caepaecaesurae But this wvay, I'm not likely to read his page out of curiosity. Or ask a thousand questions that aren't my business.  I'm afraid I'm as gossipy as Arlequin can be. brackishbarracuda trust me tho if he shows up and starts shit youll kno who it is caepaecaesurae Do let me knowv if you evwer need a hand. brackishbarracuda pike i said its complicated 38/ and f reel tho i aint mind questions from u in particular caepaecaesurae If you're certain, then -- wvho, and dare I ask his specific failings? brackishbarracuda violaceousvanity too many to fuckin count brackishbarracuda most a which is fuckin w my rails pusher an holdin the fact said rail had feelins for him over my damn head when i was low caepaecaesurae .. Ugh. brackishbarracuda im really tryin naut to go on a tirade aboat every fuckin thing hes done wrong bc i wont stop if i get started its platonic af caepaecaesurae I knowv the feeling. Aye, interference in romantic affairs often can be. brackishbarracuda hes still a part a my rails past tho before i knew him and he swears hes his friend so im over here just shruggin violently brackishbarracuda ur ugh in response was afishiated tho its hard to properly disgusted w somebody existence when other ppl aint as pissed as u are
Last Wednesday at 2:44 PM
caepaecaesurae I sympathise.  Interpersonal conflicts of that nature are... Awvkwvard at best. caepaecaesurae Pardon for disappearing on you. brackishbarracuda nah shit happens u aight caepaecaesurae > Caesurae looked at that question, blankly, for over a minute before he could bring himself to quietly facepalm, sigh, and gather his words. Sleep came unexpectedly, that's all. brackishbarracuda count ur blessings i had to watch cats the musical before i could get my wrigs to fall the fuck asleep caepaecaesurae You havwe wvrigglers? I feel like I should havwe knowvn, sorry for the inobservwance. brackishbarracuda i dont talk aboat them much naut publicly anyway brackishbarracuda too much shit can go wrong but yeah i got five a them caepaecaesurae It's easier to protect something no one knowvs about. Gods, that seems daunting. brackishbarracuda i mean they aint mine i kinda inherited them but they mine u feel cept one ones actually mine caepaecaesurae I believwe Arlequin had a fewv sprung on him wvhen it turned out one of his flings came from a timeline wvith interesting biology. He adores havwing a massivwe family for church reasons though. brackishbarracuda yeah caepaecaesurae May I ask about the inheritance? brackishbarracuda bouy seems pike hed b happy just havin em drip off him while he fucks around in the kitchen caepaecaesurae That's fairly accurate, aye. brackishbarracuda dead red caepaecaesurae I'm sorry. brackishbarracuda they didnt really have anybody else me and the rails look after em caepaecaesurae Good that someone or something does. If you havwen't ended up lusus-bonding wvith them yet you might be able to get them lusii in a timeline somewvhere.  I suspect you havwe though, by the sound of it. brackishbarracuda loz would raise from his fuckin ashes and haunt my ass if i ever got rid a them especially now brackishbarracuda theyre mine caepaecaesurae I'm glad you care for them. I'm...familiar wvith the concept from Beforus, and from my moirail's family.  It's not something I'vwe personally evwer wvanted, but I'm glad it suits you. Are they young, still ? brackishbarracuda it aint someifn i ever personally wanted either tbpfh w u little shits grow on u yeah caepaecaesurae Has Arlequin met them yet? brackishbarracuda ach is the oldest and shes under five sweeps and ayas the youngest and shes in a coon rn i think we planned on it but it aint happened yet brackishbarracuda lotta shit goin on rn caepaecaesurae I suspect he'd enjoy it quite a bit.  He adores spoiling wvrigglers. brackishbarracuda yeah i can sea that lmao hes a big cod damn nerd brackishbarracuda hey i got a question caepaecaesurae Aye? Fire at wvill. brackishbarracuda do u no anybody youd trust w a needle pike tattoos do u think arlequin would kno anybody in the church oar caepaecaesurae I knowv Porrim has a studio here, though I'd havwe to gently feel out howv she feels about seadwvellers.  I'm sure Arlequin knowvs howv to apply tattoos in the old wvay, wvith hand-made tools and ointments rather than wvhat one wvould vwisualise in a modern tattoo parlor. I'm sure Nadaya wvould knowv someone, and could ask, if that wvould be of use. brackishbarracuda idk if i trust his evaluation of i trust u naut to kill me while u do this but yeah if u could ask around so i got options id afishiate it tbh isle still probubbly sea what arlequin can do seein as i already trust him caepaecaesurae Arlequin I wvould trust completely to do blackwvork.  If he specifically says he can do brilliant colors and gradients, I'd believwe him on those too. I trust Nadaya not to put other people into stupid situations.  He tries plenty of things himself he wvould not consider for others. brackishbarracuda thats fair caepaecaesurae I'll see if I can put together a list for you -- and I'll mention wvho each recommendation came from, as wvell. I'vwe been somewvhat tempted to look into it myself, I just havwen't been able to think of a design I wvanted. At least anything that wvasn't somewvhat trashy. brackishbarracuda hell let it be trashy caepaecaesurae References to the Kraken brackishbarracuda lMAO caepaecaesurae A tramp stamp, if I could bring myself to it brackishbarracuda PLZ I N-E-ED T)(IS caepaecaesurae Haha Gods.  Maybe. brackishbarracuda oh my shi t absofuckinlutely i am behind this and behind u so i can stare at it caepaecaesurae I appreciate the vwote of confidence. "This side up" brackishbarracuda im la ughign i swear to fuck man embrace that shit caepaecaesurae On the one hand, yes. On the other, if I don't, I can fake being a vwery dignified older man at wvill. And people wvho don't knowv me wvill believwe it. brackishbarracuda i mean thats fair but u can do that w some paint an sealer caepaecaesurae ..Oddly true.  Of course, I could put on a vwariety of different tramp stamps at wvill in the same wvay. brackishbarracuda embrace ur inner trash prince caepaecaesurae You are a terrible influence, but I'm almost intrigued enough to put together a selfie. brackishbarracuda i am tho caepaecaesurae This Side Up is the best one I can think of.  Maybe a reference to the Gunshowv WVhat are some other good ones, vwisible from the front? I am preparing something. brackishbarracuda suns out guns out has alwaves been a personal fav isle ahab ur crosshairs idfk visual pun put ahabs on ur bicep caepaecaesurae Oh, perfect brackishbarracuda i am all for this please dear cod also ur attractive just fyi caepaecaesurae Thank you, I appreciate that.  You as wvell, from the pictures I'vwe seen. brackishbarracuda the reactions ur getting are worth this shit alone caepaecaesurae Oh, aye, I need to do this more often. brackishbarracuda u reely do i almost wanna reblog the dam thing again caepaecaesurae One feature of tumblr that I personally appreciate is the ability to schedule posts to go off at pre-determined times years into the future. brackishbarracuda oh my shit ohhh my shit caepaecaesurae And you look at your dashboard, and you ask yourself "WVhen did I reblog that --  Oh.  Ohhhhhhhhh right." brackishbarracuda i am here for this brackishbarracuda plz at least keep the gun caepaecaesurae Hah.  I don't knowv.  The tiny one? brackishbarracuda yeah i mean its easily hidden w sleeves an its a good ice breaker caepaecaesurae It is at that. If I did, I'd probably ask Arlequin to apply it for real.  Things I imagine into place are easy to imagine awvay again. brackishbarracuda i nearly said id imagine so and stopped myself wtf me caepaecaesurae I can imagine it, and I wvouldn't havwe caught it. brackishbarracuda hes doin aight if ur currious thats my rails caepaecaesurae I'm glad he is. brackishbarracuda i get over excited about the bouys so i apologize in advance caepaecaesurae Hah.  Both vvic and his brother? Enthusiasm is a blessing, enjoy it. brackishbarracuda yeah f reel tho they aint get out much so im over here wavin a lil flag when they talk to ppl on their own caepaecaesurae I havwe a fewv friends like that. Thankfully theyvwe started getting along wvith one another, wvhich is nice. brackishbarracuda tru tf to that
Last Wednesday at 6:44 PM
brackishbarracuda are u sugestin arlequin is a wrong choice caepaecaesurae No, I just knowv Arlequin wvell and don't knowv if he knowvs him. Arlequin making more positivwe social contacts is good. brackishbarracuda (that was a joke ) tru af tho caepaecaesurae I'm not that great at jokes if the punchline is someone being offended, if I'm honest. brackishbarracuda aight fair caepaecaesurae Sorry, chief. brackishbarracuda nah u aint got anyfin to apologize for
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