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woodsteingirl · 1 year ago

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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace

#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……#he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed #samael speaks

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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Everyone “hates” Mike in the FNAF movie..

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alexturntable · 2 months ago

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Franco is gonna get his social media rights revoked by the FIA

#he’s so funny #franco colapinto #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #singapore gp 2024 #mypost

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allysketches · 10 months ago

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gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻

(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)

#good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #anthony j crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #do you have any idea how hard it was to distinguish wtf he was wearing exactly #when this walking disaster idea of fashion is black on black on black on black??!?!!?#i had to up the lightness to the max #and i'm still not 100% on the details tbh #but oh well #I'm sure I made better choices than he did

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skopostheorie · 6 months ago

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Like actually in general my parents never just. bought me video games unprompted. I listen to Scott the Woz talk about his parents buying him games and Nintendo Power subscriptions just for no reason and I'm like. ?????? Families do that?

#I know mine was better for my development and growingn up to value money and shit I guess #But it meant I had like. Max 5 games. ever #When I first met Ken he asked me if I had played all these nintendo games ajd I just lied and said yes #I got like. Mario Kart for my birthday and stuff. Never got a home console or anything

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hunnam · 2 months ago

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Max Deeds via IG September 19th, 2024

#Max Deeds #usermichi #userdylan #usersam #userjimholden #holesrus #hairy #pecs #Mine #he's feeding me specifically #they're so fat and mesmerizing

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countingstars-17 · 3 months ago

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"k!ll a prey" followed by the cutest smile is the most max thing ever

#he went from 🩸🔪💀 to ☺️😝😘 in a second #max verstappen #f1 #formula 1 #gifs #dutch gp 2024

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theoldkyokodied · 1 year ago

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The Allegiance of the Ascended Vampire and the New God of Magic

#bloodweave #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gale x astarion #astarion x gale #gale dekarios #astarion ancunin #yes this is about astarion helping gale defeat mystra and take her place with the crown in exchange for gale helping him with the ritual #the ‘they can make each other worse’ part of their relationship turned to the max #I enjoy them being reluctantly soft for each other more but from time to time I just think about how powerful they could get together #toxic evil boyfriends. take love and twist it up until it’s unrecognisable #I like to think that astarion approached gale with that offer after realising no one else in camp is gonna help him #and that he can use gales own hunger for power which backfired when astarion actually became emotionally invested in gale #and after gale kept his word despite everyone’s concerns astarion changed his plan from not fullfilling his end of the bargain to actually #helping gale kill mystra (mostly so that gale could belong to him and him alone. and letting him take the place as a god bc having a god #at you beck and call is definitely appealing. especially one as eager to please as gale)#anyway what I want to say with this is please please please let me kill mystra i don’t even care if the weave gets destroyed again

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ruporas · 6 months ago

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trigunned the hades or hadesed the trigun (id in alt)

#trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d wolfwood #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #millions knives #ruporas art #type of shit ive been on lately bc ive been playing an obsessive amount of hades 2 lmfao… ofc imstead of drawing fansrt for hades #i channel that energy into trigun?😭 SEE.. the thing is. i am ALWAYS thinking about a trigun game… like an action story game #it is rotating in my brain 24/7 and now after 7billion years i finally pick up a video game #and the inspiration sparked. obviously this is just a mere mimic of an existing media... but im thinking about the plot of max now #executed differently between mediums… webbing a new retelling of the original story as game mechanics allows you - thinking of the #new roles the characters would take. like wolfwood here is not Constantly by vash’s side but he will show up once a run to clear out an #encounter. shows up seldomly at home base to make gifting difficult... an existing companion and still journeys on his own. for more #relations options merylmilly will also have occasions where they separate so vash can speak to them individually - the gungho are not bosse #most of them get the roles of giving “boons” i think.. BUT ANYWAY thats me reimagining trigun into hades. now imagining trigun into an #ORIGINAL video game.... ough... ohhh....guhh... I WANT IT SO BAD!!!!!!!!#this was just a fun exercise... im thinking about doing more but i think i shouldactually draw some hades 2 fanart first

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yeyinde · 5 months ago

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John deciding to blow off steam by subscribing to a cute camgirl's onlyfans account and quickly becoming the top contributor. a harmless way to relax, and spoil a pretty girl with gifts and money, the sort of thing he doesn't have time for in his personal life but craves. hungers for. pays for lingerie and toys, private shows and videos. eagerly devours any time she has to spare on him, but the more he gets to know her, the more obsessed he becomes. the more possessive. wanting. monopolizing all of her time so that she never has a minute to spare on others.

and then she sends him a birthday video. congrats on your fortieth, she whispers into the camera, wearing the ensemble he bought for her. a mould of his cock in her hands, a whim he decided to go for after she pouted at him for a few minutes about how she wanted to feel him inside of her. or a (not so) cheap imitation, anyway. it's good. so good. she's perfect. and all his for tonight.

but she makes a mistake. his kitten is so good at hiding her face, her features. keeping herself a mystery. but as she gives him the sexiest performance he's ever seen, she slips up. shows more of herself than she wants to.

wish i could say happy birthday in person, she winks at him through the cheap plastic of her mask. a fox. isn't she coy? but it's an invitation he won't turn down.

after all, it'd be rude not to give the cute little secretary that greets him every morning exactly what she asked for, wouldn't it?

#originally it was going to end with “his daughter's friend exactly what she asked for” lmao but im already doing a bff dad thing so #secretary it is if only so he can make her wear cute lingerie at work and then fuck her in his office #captain john price x reader #john price x reader #camgirl reader #toying w the idea of making her kinda inexperienced maybe a side hussle she started while she was in college #and having him exploit her to max

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f1-birb · 6 months ago

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THE HUGS

pics by Steven Tee and Sam Bloxham

#miami gp 2024 #lando norris #daniel ricciardo #george russell #fernando alonso #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #max verstappen #he is very much loved #your favourite driver's favourite driver #legit convinced not one other man on the grid would've gotten the same reactions

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souvenir116 · 2 months ago

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whats more disgusting is that he deliberately switched to english around other people so they would understand. to embrass Max in front of them even more.

#Max probably learned insults in english before everything n this makes me... he was just a baby. with chubby cheeks and bright eyes #max verstappen

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disasteraleks · 2 months ago

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