#<- gonna use this one for 2d paula and murdoc now :)

[vanitasaurus]

uh uhm uh paula and 2d lesbianese 😳

including murdoc as the party crasher bc i like my poly

slight nsfw (BOBA) under the cut

they take turns on her ☺️

[captain-lessship]

Gorillaz With A Motherly SO (And Random Songs That Make Me Think Of Them)

Noodle-

She is a sort of care taker herself so when she met you, she felt understood. 

You two spend so much time together that falling in love was bound to happen. 

Old Married couple energy but Cool Old Married Couple

Loves your cooking and will not be shy about letting you know.

You and her are always clung to each other.

LOVES when you do her hair.

She loves you so much and feels like she’ll always be taken care of and in turn, will take care of you. Even when you are a actual old couple.

Russel-

Kind of man to take knitting lessons with you. (He did)

Loves being doted on and doting on you.

Dream couple.

He is the cook and you’re the cleaner.

The only time Russel sings is when it’s in the kitchen with you while you’re doing dishes and he’s finishing dinner

You kiss his cheek as a sort of thank you.

Ace (I struggled here)-

Is surprised when you and him started dating.

Legit was that “I don’t know, I never thought I’d get this far.” Plankton meme (Heheh cause he’s green too, get it?)

You take care of him after he runs from his vandalism scenes, scraped knees, scratches on his arms and such.

Will sometimes take you for granted but the second you leave, he starts calling for you. (Poor boy)

2D-

Thinks he is the luckiest man on earth (and he is. Know your worth)

You make him a peppermint tea before he wakes up.

You just sit beside him and fiddle with his hair til he wakes up

He is pretty much your shadow. Always directly behind or beside you.

Is your number one helper. 

Pretty much your husband (on all levels except legal)

Writes you little love songs and will melt if you sing them with him

You’re his muse and he’s your artist.

Murdoc-

Was avoidant about your disposition at the start but he warmed up to you after a many quiet car rides from when you came to pick his drunk self up.

He makes your coffee because he is not a morning person but by the time he gets done clanging around the Winnebagos kitchenette, you’re up.

You and him take the romance movie cliche tub bath while drinking wine. (He was down to bump uglies but he got distracted making bubble beards with you. His was the best, he doesn’t care what you say)

Will immediately think he’s fucked up if you use his actual name

You and him have the same vibe as that retiree couple on vacay 

Despite your differences, you and him are the best match for each other.

[old-man-yaol]

I may have a little theory as to what’s happening!

While Murdoc’s no stranger to getting into occult-like things, I think he was in a bit over his head with this one. Even if it was all made-up in the beginning, I have a theory that the activity of the cult had attracted something dark and sinister that’s trying to use the band and Murdoc’s vision to their benefit. As a matter of fact, I think it’s 2 dark and sinister entities.

I think that accident at the bottom of Hollywood’s sign was a host possession ceremony, where the entities would possess the living world bodies to be able to roam around freely. And who would the hosts be?

Murdoc and that Woman (I’ve seen a couple people say it’s Paula, too, but only time can tell!)

It was odd for Murdoc, you know, the one leading the ceremony to begin with, to just be wandering around free without having been caught by the police when they raided in. It’s highly likely that the ceremony was going exactly as planned just as soon as the police jumped in, Murdoc was gone and so was the woman.

Now, OBVIOUSLY Murdoc’s not gonna take that lightly, being ripped out of his own body for the sake of some random asshole who’s been taking in his ear this entire time, so he wants revenge. How else will he get that revenge than to possess another body and try to fight off these entities from going too far. With no spare bodies to possess, though, he’s left with possessing someone he knows he can manipulate easily, 2D.

Unfortunately for Murdoc, he didn’t realize just how much a mess 2D’s in at all times until it was too late. With 2D’s experiences with drugs and alcoholism, it could be speculated that he was back on everything around this time, possibly not by choice. With Murdoc possessing 2D and the two of them sharing a body in the meantime, Murdoc’s finding that he can’t handle the state that 2D’s body is in as well as 2D himself can, giving them that slurred speech and unable to hold themselves upright throughout the video.

TLDR; There’s 2 dark entities out in the world covering at Murdoc and (possibly) Paula while Murdoc and 2D are stuck sharing the same body.

But that’s just a little theory I have! I’m just going a little feral over Cracker Island, it’s FINE. :)

[peppermint2d]

F#$%ing uh Calm After the Storm cuz the Storm Thing

guys this is 10k words already ripppp

chapter 1, chapter 2

Chapter 3

The emergency lantern was still on, dimly illuminating the room. That's when you spotted the alcohol from last night or perhaps lack thereof. The bottle was completely empty. Luckily it was not that large or both of you would have died from alcohol poisoning. (Drink responsibly!) The terrible hangover symptoms make a lot more sense now, normally you barely suffer from a night out.

You snuggle into the bed as much as your constraints would allow, the warmth and comfort easing your headache. As you move, you feel something crumble on your neck. You use your burnt arm to lightly touch what it was, only to find it to be dried snot. Ew. You were going to need a shower later. 2D lightly snores his head by your shoulder like how it was last night, not that you remembered. A trail of dried snot fell from his nose, and the thought that he sobbed on you tore you up. At least he looked at peace while he slept. With the soft light from the lamp, his eyebags were barely visible. His worry lines disappeared completely. His big, lost eyes were closed. He looked innocent and untroubled, how you imagined him to be were it not for Murdoc. You appreciated the rest of his face too. His button nose twitched while he slept. The clean line of his jaw. His thick eyebrows, surprisingly, do not make him look angry but adorable. It was about time that you admitted, to yourself at least, that you found all of him adorable, not just his eyebrows. His smile, his clumsy movements, his accent, his habit of being so attentive, it was all adorable. You liked adorable. You liked drawing adorable, you liked watching movies with adorable, you liked holding hands with adorable, you liked getting drunk with adorable. Hell, you even liked having hangovers with adorable, so long as you got to wake up captured in adorable's embrace.

Adorable, adorable, adorable.

His whimpers and flinching snapped you out of your trance. He frowned, "No...no..." he whispered, sounding in pain. "Lemme out! I'm in 'ere!" He started to shout and thrash around, messing up the covers, and even hitting you a couple times (only slightly less adorable than normal). None of which helped your hangover.

"2D, wake up. You're having a nightmare." You gently pushed him. That did nothing to change his behaviour. "D!" you said more forcefully. He calms down and then opens his eyes.

He sits up and rubs his eyes. "What's, What's goin on?"

"You were having a nightmare. How are you doing?" It was awkward. You didn't know if he was aware of how you two were sleeping before his nightmare. Would touching him be inappropriate right now? You refrained from doing so.

"From one nightmare to anofer, this 'angover will be the deaf of me." he grumbled.

"At least only one is real." You stand and go over to where he took out the ibuprofen yesterday. You open the drawer and find it filled to the bring with drugs. Thankfully, most of the bottles were empty, but 2D had enough pills here to turn quite a profit. Most had unpronounceable names and were completely foreign to you. Why does he have so many painkillers?

"Bof were real for me. I was relivin me coma." He said nonchalantly. He saw you shuffling through his pills. "Jus bring the lot of 'em ofer, I take make me mornin mix."

You grabbed as many as you could and brought them over. You wanted to ask about his experience, but if it bad enough to give him nightmares, then perhaps it's best left alone. "I guess it was a good thing I woke you up then?"

"It's always good to wake up to yew." He dumped around six pills into his hand and dry swallowed them like a professional. You were concerned about his drug habits and confused by his forwardness.

"Yeah, thanks for letting me crash here."

2D's grin slightly fell as he looked at you. He reached out and touched your neck with his finger, brushing away some of the dried goop on there. "Sorry for cryin on yew last night."

You lightly chuckled and you could still feel his ghosting over your skin. "I thought that might have been you."

"Yew don remember what 'appened?" He pulled his hand away.

"Should I?" Did something important happen last night? You worried that you were forgetting a pivotal moment.

"No, it's fine. I'll take yew to the showers to wash up." He got up and stretched, the shirt rising to expose his stomach, causing you to flush and turn away. You hoped you would remember if you made any advancements in that department. He leaves his outfit from last night on the floor, adding to the piles of clothes already there, as he walks to his closet. "Do yew need somefin to wear after your shower?"

You flush even deeper. You had forgotten about that. "Yes, please. Sorry."

"Don apologize! I 'ave enough for the bof of us." He pulled out a white tee and some loose black shorts. "These are the cleanest clothes I 'ave. I'll throw yours in the wash."

You grab them from him. "Thanks, D."

He leads you to the showers. "I'll be waitin in the kitchen for yew. See if I can grab us some breakfast."

You thank him and step inside. You set the clothes down and lock the door, stripping down now that Murdoc won't accidentally enter. 2D insisted that Murdoc doesn't even shower in the first place, but you still felt apprehensive. You nearly screamed when you turned on the water and it was ice cold. You fiddle with the knobs a bit. Burning hot, freezing cold. You start to understand Murdoc's position better. You finally managed to get it slightly not cold and reached for the soaps, finding 2D's cedarwood and vanilla scent.

It was so intimate. You felt like you were violating his privacy like you were borrowing a piece of his identity, his scent, at least until it wears off. You were secretly thrilled by it, smelling like him. Would he care? Would he notice? Would others notice? And, as Russel had before, suggest something that you desperately wanted? The smell washed over you like it did the first night you were with him. Only two days ago, you wanted nothing more than the interview to be over, to be finished. But now, you had made a great friend, and, you selfishly hope, something more.

After you finished rubbing your neck raw, you step out and put on the clothes 2D gave you. You took off the bandage he wrapped, and the edges of the burn had started to scar. He forgot a towel, so you were soaking wet. You left a trail of droplets as you navigated the halls you have memorized by now.

You were shivering by the time you reached the kitchen, your soaked through clothes doing little to help with the heat. 2D saw you enter and turned slightly red at the sight of you in his clothes. He wouldn't tell you, but it was the first time since Paula that someone else was wearing his clothes. He then noticed that you were shivering. "Yew cold again? Russ managed to get the stove on wifout anyone burnin so I'll bring you a cuppa."

"When you and 2D disappeared halfway through yesterday, Noodle got worried and thought y'all were kidnapped. She'll be glad to see that I was right about what really happened to you." Russel said, sitting on the couch, smirking again.

You blush furiously, getting his implication, and join him on the couch. "Russel! We didn't do anything!" You say in hushed tones, hoping 2D in the other room doesn't pick up on anything.

"Who said I said about you to doing anything?" He raised his eyebrow and grinned. Checkmate. You groaned and shield your blushing face from Russel, causing him to chuckle. "You know, I haven't seen 2D this open since-" He stopped himself.

"Paula?"

He nodded. "I'm surprised he told you about that. Look, you two are very close, hell you're wearing one of his favourite shirts and you smell like him. You seem to bring out a new version of 2D, he isn't even that worried about Murdoc anymore. I like this 2D. But, I gotta warn ya, other people may not. A broken person is easier to control than a happy one." Russel looked at you knowingly. "That being said, if you make him broken again. I will break you. Understood?"

You nod vigorously. "Crystal clear!"

"What are yew talkin about?" 2D comes over with a tray of food and two steaming mugs.

"Weather!" You blurt out as Russel says "Politics!"

2D looked confused as he set the food down. "Right. I brought us some oatmeal and I 'ope yew like peppermint tea."

"What? Come on, why does she get some, but when I want to use just one teabag, you smack it outta my hands!" Russel complained, throwing his hands into the air.

"It was the last one in the box!"

"You and I both know that you keep three boxes in Kong" he grumbled.

"Some pretty special tea then?" You ask.

"I drink it whenefer I need a pick-me-up!"

"Explains why you drink it so much," Russel said.

"To fink I was gonna give yew a cup too!" 2D feigns hurt as Russel vehemently apologizes. 2D eventually concedes and leaves to make a cup.

"See," Russel turns back to you, "two weeks ago he slapped me. Now, I get the tea. Not much has changed here other than you."

You blush. "I really didn't think I was doing anything."

"You help remind him of the outside world. That is doesn't always have to be how it is in Kong. This place can really suck the life out of you. You should stay in contact, even after you leave."

"Are you doing okay, Russel?"

He avoided your gaze. "Not really. But it helps to have a new face here. Somethin to shake things up a little."

You saw 2D approaching again. "Well, then I hope his tea is as good as he promises."

"What are yew talkin about dis time?" 2D said again, as if on repeat.

"Politics." you say as Russel goes "Weather." You look at each other and start laughing.

"We really need to get that down." You insist. 2D sets down Russel's matching mug and sits by you. "Always loved tea. It reminds me of Austen's writing."

"Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love." 2D recites in a posh accent. You all chuckle at his poor imitation of it.

"I didn't know you could read!" Russel jests.

The conversation then shifts towards literature and you learned how well-read your companions are. It goes unspoken that 2D remembered the quote because of Paula's disappointed love.

The impromptu book club breaks up when Noodle and then Murdoc enter the kitchen. Noodle grabs a box of cereal and starts eating from it. "Ohayo!"

"Good morning!" You call back. Russel and 2D both look surprised. "You're telling me that you've been living with someone who exclusively speaks Japanese and you haven't tried to learn any?"

They both grumble. "We... make do." Russel finally manages.

"Hello, pet." Murdoc gently whispers, suddenly appearing by your ear, causing you to yelp. His presence scared off 2D who went to the kitchen to refill the tea. He breathes in. "You smell like the Face Ache." He growled. "I know what you're trying to do. You can't take my singer away from me."

He then stepped away from you and walked to the windows, saying loudly: "Would you look at that, the storm's slowing down."

You got his hint. "Right. Then I best pack my things."

2D looked crestfallen. "What? Yew's leavin already?"

"Yeah, sorry D, but I think I may have overstayed my welcome."

"I'll 'elp yew pack up then." He sighed and led you to where your clothes were.

It was a rather anticlimactic packing up. You kept trying to drop hints ("Your bed was so comfy, I'd love to sleep over again." "Your hair was so soft last night, I'm sure I dreamt it up") which he kept avoiding ("Yeah, it's a nice bed, innit." "Nah, it's normally pretty soft."), so you decided to stop altogether.

When you reached the front door, the rest of the band was waiting. Noodle acted first, giving you a hug "Sayonara!" You wished her farewell in return.

Russel was next and gave you a bear hug. "Don't forget our agreement." He whispered into your ear. "Wouldn't dream of it." You whisper back.

You hold out your hand for Murdoc to shake, but he just scoffs, so you move on to 2D.

"I'm going to miss you."

"I'll miss yew more, love!" He gave you a tight squeeze. You two were slow to pull away, but when you did, you caught sight of tears in his eyes that matched your own. He hands you something. "'ere's me number so yew can call."

"This won't be the last you hear from me, D." And with that, you got back into your rusty company car and left Kong Studios, but couldn't leave behind the thought of a blue-haired singer.

[blackvelvetmuffin]

Murdoc hcs

- Cannot remember the time he had his first taste of alcohol (Sebastian had been feeding Murdoc low doses of alcohol in his milk as a baby as his way of shutting him up longer and keeping him asleep...)

- Because of him being conditioned to see alcohol as a source of comfort and escape all his life, he has a lot of difficulty truly staying sober as he’s never learned how to cope with hard life situations without it.

- The times that he was the most sober was when he was incarcerated over a number of times in his life which makes long-term sobriety almost impossible to achieve as his brain associates sobriety with punishment.

- Has no qualms nor hesitation talking about his shitty and abusive home life back in Stoke but has the most trouble talking about or truly acknowledging his rape at 9 years old and denies about the true impact it had on all aspects of his life, especially concerning sex and love. 

- Hannibal and Murdoc never got along but had their brotherly moments sometimes when enduring their father’s wrath or throwing each other a bone on occassion. Even decades later, when Hannibal and Murdoc managed to not be incarcerated at the moment, they would give each other the rare check-up call. 

- Had his first gay experience at 18, while out of town, with a member of one of his many past bands that was short-lived and ended with the band disbanding. Swore off sex with band members from that point on. 

- Had all his male conquests in big cities such as London and Birmingham back in the 80s and 90s as he wasn’t stupid enough to let anyone from Stoke know his real sexual preferences, especially his abusive family.

- Real relationships were rare and never lasted longer than a month due to his lack of intimacy, volatile temper, and unstable personality and also the reason why none of his past bands ever lasted long until his epiphany after the Plastic Beach incident. 

- Has a secret love/hate relationship with Stoke as certain things he misses like the local oatcakes and his visits to Trentham Lake to escape his abusive home life but the thought of ever returning to Stoke for anything only fuels his rage.

- Has been on drugs his whole life, including physician-ordered anti-psychotics, anti-depressants and other prescription drugs. However, he’s never stayed on them for long and most of the time, used them to make a quick buck as he was always broke and he hated how he was when he was taking them.

- His complexion and stature is 5000% from childhood malnutrition and abuse, as well as a heavy potent cocktail of early age smoking and a lifetime of hard drug use and binge drinking.

- When D-Day happened, his whimsical antics and grandiose stories towards Stu about the incident years later were half-lies to protect his reputation as a heartless badass. He felt genuine guilt over the incident which was how he was able to be charged to be a caretaker to him and escape imprisonment. The second incident in the car park happened when he was drunk and unstable at the time and he forgotten that Stu was in the car when he decided to go joyriding.

- The interviews with Paula and Tony Chopper were forced by Murdoc. He blackmailed them (after a period of stalking and catching them in undesirable situations) to say his scripts or risk their lives being ruined further. One out of vengeance on his childhood bully and one to keep Paula further away from 2D and Gorillaz.

- During his dealings with the Black Cloud, he used half the tour money to get a shady Japanese robotics company to build Cyborg Noodle plus pay for an English instruction manual and recharge station as he knew by the time he was done, he was gonna need a bodyguard.

- Knows the damage he’s done to his band members, especially 2D, but no matter how hard he tries to change, he slips into his old ways now and again that makes it harder to keep the band together and constantly on the verge of disbanding, even now.

[askalt2d]

“A car?!”

“Yeh.” 2D giggles, though it isn’t funny. Murdoc always laughs when he tells the story, so shouldn’t he, too? “Smashed right into me, bam! That did my first eye. Put me in a coma. And then ‘e got custody of me in court, an’ when he was showin’ off for some girls, he hit the brakes too hard an’ I went through the windshield. Boom. Both eyes gone.”

“Jesus.” Stuart leans back, adding more whisky to his tea. “Can you still see?”

“Well, yeh.”

“How many– how many fingers am I holdin’ up?” He holds up three. 2D holds up two in response, flipping him off with a toothless grin. Stuart guffaws. “And this was when?”

“Last year. Last– last August.”

“Damn.” He tops off his new mate’s drink, and 2D sips thirstily. “I met my Murdoc just at a pub one night. He had a gig there. I told him his voice was rubbish, he punched me, I punched back, we ended up in prison for the night– come mornin’, we were mates.”

“And Gorillaz...”

“My band. Well– his band, Muds says.”

“Mine too.”

Stuart smiles. “Any good?”

“We’re gonna be great,” 2D says confidently. “Ain’t got a drummer, and Paula never shows up to re’earsals, but we’re gonna be fantastic.”

Stuart studies him, and finishes his half-tea, half-whisky. “You’ve got a Paula, then, too?”

“Yeh.” He looks away. “She’s...a ‘andful. We’re on a break right now.”

“Me an’ my Paula, too.” Stuart wets his lips, then throws back another gulp of whisky– this time straight from the bottle. 2D pretends not to watch his throat bob as he swallows. “She’s a tart.”

2D huffs out a laugh, cheeks reddening. “Bit mean.”

“She’s mean to me. We’re mean to each other.” He takes another drink. “Ain’t good for each other, y’know. But that’s jus’ us. What’s yours like?”

“...a bit mean to me, too. Teases me a lot. An’ not in a funny way.” 2D sighs. “I’ve got about three nice mates, an’ two of ‘em are my parents.”

“Who’s the third?”

2D looks at him, smiling a bit. “You, so far.”

“I’m glad.” Stuart returns the smile. “Even though we hardly know each other...”

“I’d like that to change.”

They stare at each other. 2D’s breath comes quicker as he realizes what he’d meant. He’s been looking at Stuart all evening– and not just looking. Devouring.

“My Paula’s a tart,” Stuart repeats. He pauses, his gaze running without subtlety over 2D’s frame. “But then...so am I.”

2D stands abruptly, his heart jumping. “I’m– I-I’m tired. I’m gonna go t-to bed.”

“You sure?” Stuart’s eyes are hungry. It gives 2D a funny little thrill. “We could– we could practice.”

“Practice...m-music?”

“Bein’ husbands.” Stuart runs his hands up 2D’s leg. “Let’s practice.” His eyes are big, and very blue. “Kiss me?”

“You’re...y-you’re drunk.” He doesn’t push him away. It feels right, this touch. Gentle.

“You’re gorgeous.”

Nobody’s said that to him before. “Ya d-don’t mean it.”

“I do.” And then Stuart’s hand moves up, up, up, cupping his bum, squeezing, not gentle–

2D backs away. “W-wait. I...”

“I’m sorry.” Stuart pulls his hands away, laying them flat on the table. He looks startled by himself, and more than a little ashamed. “I-I assumed– well. Doesn’t matter what I assumed. I’m sorry, 2D, I’m really sorry. I won’t do it again.”

He lets out a breath he didn’t know he’d been holding. “I’ll t-take the sofa,” 2D says after a moment, quietly.

“No, I will. You can take the bed.”

“Are you sure?”

“I’m so sorry.” There’s genuine regret in his eyes as he finally looks up at 2D. “I don’t wanna scare you. 2D, I think I like you– but I can like you just as a friend, if you want me to. Only as a friend.”

And maybe it’s the alcohol, but– “I wouldn’t mind more,” 2D whispers. He rests his hand on top of Stuart’s for a moment. “Jus’ not tonight.”

“Only if you want.” Stuart swallows. “It’s...new to me. This, I mean. Because– I think we’re supposed to be together. And I don’t know what that means.” He pauses. “I dunno what kind of person I become, that someone like you could fall in love with me.”

“St-Stu...”

“I’m going to bed.” He finishes the bottle; there’s only a little left. “I can’t think.”

“I’ll be here in the mornin’,” 2D says, and his voice cracks a little. Stuart doesn’t laugh at him. “If ya wanna...talk.”

Stuart smiles. It’s a tiny thing, but it makes him look a little older. “I’d like that.” He leans forward. “Can I kiss your cheek?”

“...yes.”

He does, gently, and 2D finds himself more than a little breathless. “G’night, then, 2D.”

2D could kiss him, right now. He could grab him and bring him to bed. He could feel that body on his. He could, he could, he could.

But they’re drunk. They hardly know each other. And if they become husbands, in the future...he doesn’t want to ruin that now, in one night, by going too fast.

“G’night, Stu,” he says instead, and commits Stuart’s smile to memory.

((M!A: 20 again))

[mahreemari]

mari’s collection of perfectly safe 2nu goodness

collection of safe 2nu fics i filtered through both ffn and ao3 to find. will be a total of four to five separate postings. first will be completed works on ffn, ao3, and then the incomplete works in the same posting order. 

if i made a mistake, please notify me asap so i can fix the list, i tried my best but i’m just one person and something might slip my eye by accident. at the same time, if there is a fic that i missed, please let me know so i can add it! as well as new publications. suggestions to improve the list are appreciated. 

noodle must be 19/20 minimal during the romance period in order for the fic to be included. any underage is prohibited. 

here are all the completed works from ffn:

Rated K/K+:

Behind the Mask – Rated K+ –  After a four-year absence, Noodle has finally returned but what is she hiding behind the mask she wears? 2DxNoodle

Black Eyes, Blue Hair – Rated K+ – Noodle's view on her blue haired bandmate. Rated K

Blue Haired, Green Eyed Freak – Rated K+ –  Murdoc may have gone too far. He has made a clone, named Natalie, using 2D and Noodle's DNA, and it's convinced it's their daughter. 2DxNoodle pairing. Be gentle, my first Gorillaz fic. Please read! COMPLETE.

Early Conversations – Rated K – Just a short story that came from I and Cooliochick5 RP. Noodle is six months pregnant and wakes up finding 2D talking to their unborn child. Pure fluffiness!

English Rose – Rated K – "You know very early on where you belong and who you're meant to be with, 'D. That's not something that can ever change. Those people and places will always come back." 2nu.

Far, Far Away – Rated K+ – For a while, both 2D and Noodle have been sad, have been in pain...but finally, after being reunited on Plastic Beach, Noodle confesses to 2D what she's been thinking about for a long, long time...

Nightmare – Rated K+ – Noodle's had another nightmare. And this time, she's made herself bleed. A bit of a 2DxNoodle, but more brother/sister. First 2Nu fic! Noodle's POV

The Steadfast Black-eyed Soldier – Rated K – Some sort of the re-telling of the 1976s cartoon "The Steadfast Tin Soldier", but with "Gorillaz" characters on the roles.

unconventional – Rated K+ – For a couple years and a half, they lived in Honeymoon Avenue until Noodle had to leave again. Almost five years later, she's close to accomplish her mission and more than ready to go home. / An "end of phase 4" family reunion.

You Are My Medicine – Rated K – 2D always needed his pills to take care of his migraines. But someone can also take the migraines away from him too.

Your the Best Present – Rated K – It's 2D's birthday! And of course 2D forgets that it is his birthday. But Noodle is also sad about something. Sorry, summary sucks.

Rated T:

A Midsummer's Wedding – Rated T – Noodle is getting married... but not to 2D. And he's not taking it very well, poor guy.

A Step Too Far – Rated T – Noodle catches the end of an argument between 2D and Murdoc. One that ends with 2D punching Murdoc and in trying to figure out what happened she learns of Paula. Confronting 2D about it seems like the only way to get answers even if they lead to an unexpected ending.

Bleeding Out – Rated T – "FACEACHE! Faceache, holy shit!" Murdoc yelled, pulling him from his bunker to the lift. "What? What's going on?" 2D squeaked, following the bassist. "It's- It's Noodle! Somethin' ain't right with her!" (2nu-centric, but not actually 2nu.)

Blimey, You're TwentyOne Already! – Rated T – It's Noodle's birthday and she has a special request. What on earth is 2D going to do?

En Route to the Vending Machine – Rated T – En Route to the Vending Machine that I'm Pretty Sure Doesn't Even Exist. Yep. That's all.

Fisticuffs And Frozen Peas – Rated T – Murdoc Niccals has the innate ability to get on the wrong side of everyone. Picking a fight is just the way he communicates. But picking a fight with Noodle? that's a different story. Contains some 2DxNoodle fluff, Oneshot. R&R xX

Gravity – Rated T – Oneshot. 6 years have passed since the release of Plastic Beach and the band reunited. Everything is going great and the Gorillaz are enjoying being together again as they prepare to release their new album. But what happens when 2D finds a letter to him inviting him to Paula's funeral? What will he find when he gets there? And more importantly, what had Paula been hiding from him?

I Promise – Rated T – It wasn't until 2D's head began to feel extremely light, and his eyes rolled back until he realized what he was doing, but there was no turning back now. Warning: Suicide Attempt and Aftermath

Just Say The Words – Rated T – 2D has a special surprise planned for his beloved Noodle and something to ask her. But it seems that he just can't find the time or place to tell her.

Louder Than Words – Rated T – '...They both felt safe and happy with each other...But now she was feeling an old worry tug at her mind's corners again…' The small trials and triumphs of a new relationship. 2DxNoodle. One shot, rated due to mild fluff.

May 23, 2011 – Rated T – Her presence in this stoic world he'd created sent him into an emotional spiral that brought about the worst of his migraines. The emotional detachment he'd grown fond of now mocked him, & he was forced to hold his tongue because it was too hard to speak.

May 23rd – Rated T – It's 2-D's birthday, but no one remembers, well, almost no one.

Melancholy Hill No More – Rated T – Noodle had always been good at finding 2D's secret spots... 2DxNoodle

Memories and Chocolate Pudding – Rated T – A short story I wrote as a request from a friend. She wanted a cute story that had to do with Phase 1 Noodle and 2D, something brother and sister like. Of course I added my own 2DxNoodle touch in the end. 10 years later of course. ; Enjoy.

No Rain – Rated T – If Noodle stays with him, then he's really gonna have it made! 2DxNoodle Song Fic.

Nursing a Flu – Rated T – 2D is sick, but he has a certain guitarist to take care of him.

Plastic Beach: Phase Three – Rated T – A 22 page story we had to type for my English class. It could be about anything we wanted so I chose this. 2DxNoodle.

Something's Up at the Spirit House – Rated T – Something is very wrong with the Gorillaz new home, and it's driving 2D mad. Will he and his bandmates be able to handle the mysterious forces at work at Saturnz Barz? A story to tie together the music videos and events of phase 4. Will be a little silly, a little eerie, and contain a dash of 2/nu.

The Meaning Of - Salt Skin Drafts – Rated T - A series of one-shots revolving around 2D and Noodle and the growth of their relationship between phases 2 and 3. Would-be continuations to my discontinued story Salt Skin. Friendship/Eventual Pairing.

Ups and Downs – Rated T – Noodle and 2-D both have strong feelings for eachother, but can there relationship take the challenges life throws at them? 2-DxNoodle COMPLETE!.

When You’re Close to Me – Rated T – Noodle has returned home to her boys, and is ready to face the feelings she'd had while away.

Rated M:

A Look I Used To Know – Rated M – He bit his lip as his eyes returned to her, studying her unsure movements while she tried to ignore his presence as he watched her. He felt his heart ache as she stood to her feet, the dejection in her body unclear to most was a scream in Stuart's ears...

A Simple Understanding – Rated M – Their grief was eating away at them, but all it took to save them was a simple understanding of feelings. 2DXN

Another Story – Rated M – This is not based in kong nor plastic beach. In fact this is just based between 2D and Noodle. Russel and Murdoc are mentioned but not by name. Please read and review!

Awake – Rated M – After a night out, 2-D awakes with a familiar face next to him, and very little memory of what happened the night before. A 2Nu fic. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

Confessions – Rated M – 2D wiggled his eyebrows, a smirk threatening to break out. "Yeh think yeh better than meh?" Noodle scoffed. "Of course I am, 2D, I could beat you at any game you throw at me." She tried to ignore the fact that he had edged much closer that he was previously sitting. "Well," 2D breathed. Noodle swore she could feel his breath tickling her face. "Wah 'bout this one?" STRONG LANGUAGE

Just Passing Through – Rated M – A reunion between two band members after four years apart. 2DxNoodle. Rated M

Plastic Beach Romancing – Rated M – 1st fanfic ever! Yay. Everyone from the Gorillaz. So Noodle makes it to Plastic Beach and finds 2D just before he overdoses. I'd love to get comments please. Noodlex2D! 3

Reuniting – Rated M – To make matters worse, somehow, some way without Noodle's consent or knowledge, the three men had thought it would be amazing to vacation in the middle of the woods, in the middle of nowhere, while staying in a log cabin of all things. This is a gift fic for WreckTangle. Rated M for sex...you've been warned. 2DxNoodle. O.o

She's My Collar – Rated M – Noodle and 2D have a secret that they feel has been kept long enough. They want to figure out a way to tell the others and come up with something rather creative. When Russel and Murdoc hear the lyrics to "She's my Collar" for the first time what will their reaction be? Can 2D and Noodle defend themselves or will their secret affair become just a memory? Rated M.

That One Day – Rated M – This fan fic has the song "Girl Gone Wild" in it by Madonna because it fits the plot lol. There is also an outside character by the name of Marcus that is mentioned. Rated M for lots of sexual scenes lol. Enjoy!

The Rube Goldberg Effect – Rated M – Poll winner! 2D has fallen asleep on Plastic Beach. His back now lobster red, he's in desperate need of relief. A hot summer day, a sunbite, a bottle of Aloe, and a bathing suit covered body. So what's Noodle have to do with this?... Aloe can be fun, too

[melancholythrill]

Once they break apart Murdoc looks at her and says, “what would your pretty boy boyfriend say if he found you in here?”

“It doesn’t matter because he’ll never find out”

Murdoc looks at her with a smirk, “I didn’t know you had it in you, Cracker. Don’t think I haven’t seen you stalking me”. He gives her a toothy grin, “You know all you had to do was ask”

Paula gives him a playful shove, unable to hide how red her cheeks were getting. “What are you gonna do to me, Niccals?”

“Well it wouldn’t be much fun if you knew, now would it?”

He was right, she loved being the trespasser. He could do whatever he wanted for all she cared. She had finally passed the threshold and had to find out what went on on the other side. 2D wasn’t able to itch this kinky scratch she had so this was what she had to do. At least that’s what she told herself. What ‘D doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

“Take your clothes off”. She stood there, bolted to the black wooden floor. “Did I stutter, slut?”

As soon as she heard her new name she couldn’t help but moan. Murdoc stood there, arms crossed, waiting for her to finish the task. Shirt, shorts, bralette, underwear.

“Now shut your eyes”. The thrill of everything was getting almost unbearable. She could feel her wetness dripping down her thigh, begging someone to touch her. She didn’t dare open her eyes to ruin whatever surprise he had in store. The sound of boots walking over the wooden floor filled her ears. The boots were getting closer. And closer. Until she could feel his breath on the back of her neck. A soft, velvet strip of fabric was placed over her eyes and secured around her head.

Murdoc took her by the arm and guided her to the same silk sheets she had been admiring when he caught her. “Get on and spread out”. She felt the back of her thighs hit the edge of the bed and inched herself back until she was laying on her back in the middle. Feeling more exposed than ever, she obeyed him and spread her limbs. More velvety strips of fabric. Instead this time they were being tied around her wrists. She heard him moving around the bed, securing both straps into place. In an instant she feels his finger trace her exposed flesh, making her shiver. Moving from her cheek, neck, in between her breasts, and down to her abdomen. Just as he’s about to reach that swollen nub, he stops.

“You’ve been waiting for this for song long, why not make it a little more fun?”. Suddenly she feels a small patch of leather running across her body. A crop. She had fantasized about someone using one of those on her and had even brought it up to Stu, but he shot the idea down immediately.

The image of herself being tied down, blind folded, and being run over by a crop makes her wild. She starts bucking her hips, fighting the restraints, begging to be touched.

“You’re a hungry little slut, Cracker. But impatience will not be tolerated”. He gives her a small wack on her swollen clit, causing her to moan. “Murdoc, please! Please, I’ve been waiting for this for so long! Just let me touch you! I’ll do whatever you want!”

“You might come to regret that”. He unties her wrist restraints and she immediately sits up to meet him at the edge of the bed. “Get on your knees on the floor. Quickly”. Scrambling to the floor, she hears him unbuckling his belt. Excited and hungry to have something in her mouth, she opens up and sticks her tongue out.

As he had promised, it was going to be rough. Murdoc wraps his hand in her jet black hair and with a sharp thrust he pushes his entire length down her throat. Her nose feels the roughness of his pubic hair as he holds her head and rams his thick cock into her. With one last thrust he pushes her head into his pelvis, running her nose on his course black pubic hair. Holding her head in place she starts to gasp for air, hitting his thigh, begging for release.

As soon as he lets her go she can imagine what she must look like. A slobbering, tearry mess. Exactly how she fantasized.

“Get up, slobbering slut. You want this cock to fuck you?”

“Yes, please please please fuck me Murdoc!”

“I can’t hear you”

“PLEASE IM BEGGING TO BE FILLED!” She was crying at how badly she wanted him now.

With one quick motion he picked her up and pushed her onto the bed with her legs dangling off the side. She spread her legs and stuck her ass out as far as she could. He ran his length up her slit, slicking it with the wetness. “I cant wait any longer plea-OH FUCK”, he jammed his cock in her to the hilt. He grabbed her hips with a death grip and started thrusting at an unbearable pace. “Oh my god oh my gooodddd!!!!”

She grabbed at the slick sheets and held on for dear life, cheek resting on the bed, and eyes rolled back. “That’s right, you slut, you fucking take this cock”

Licking her fingers, she reached down to her clit and started rubbing circles

The knot in her abdomen was growing bigger and bigger.

“You want this fucking seed to fill you up, slut?”

“Yeeessss fucckkk!”

She could feel his pace becoming erratic, he was close. “Murdoc I’m gonna cum!”

In an instant that sweet, warm rush ran down her body, engulfing her. “Ffffuuucccckkkkkk”

It only took a few seconds after for Murdoc to finish, flopping on top of her back.

They laid there for a few minutes in a sex haze before she moved to get up. “I have to go before 2D realizes I’m gone..”

“Right right, well that was lovely. Fancy trespassing on my property again?”

She gathered her clothes and headed out the door, “Keep the door unlocked, Niccals”

Explain what was going through Paula Cracker’s mind when she cheated on 2D for Murdoc -👾

Ever since she met Murdoc she knew there was something she was missing out on by being with 2D.

She basically lived at Kong now and started noticing whenever Murdoc brought a bird home he always took her to this room. She knew it wasn’t his bedroom because she knew where it was and had walked past it. This room was further down his hall. Every single time Murdoc brought a woman home, Paula would follow them, hiding in dark parts of the house.

At this point, it’s all Paula could think about when she was fucking 2D. She couldn’t help her curiosity.

One night after the 22nd try to sneak a peek, Murdoc had left the door open for a second longer than usual. Is that a red wall?? Was there something hanging from the ceiling???

Okay anon idk how to continue this but I’m invested. I JUST CANT THINK OF HOW TO CONTINUE.