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autistic-katara · 5 months
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what the fuck apparently smoking makes period pain worse this is so unfair
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wobubling · 1 year
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oh, how time flies
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mercyluvsyouuu · 5 months
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THIS FLESH IS TORTURE THIS FLESH IS TORTURE THIS FLESH IS TORTURE I WANT MY WIRES AND PLASTIC BACK I WANNA BE METAL PLATING AND NUTS AND BOLTS AND AND AND HAVE A SCREEN FACE THAT CAN MAKE EMOTICONS ON IT AND I WANNA BE ABLE TO BEEP IN SURPRISE AND LEARN ABOUT HUMANS BUT LIKE. IN A ROBOT WAY
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gotyouanyway · 3 months
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the "run and hide" response to the time war always gives me chills because it's such a primitive, physical response to something so massive and abstract. a cosmic scale war across all of creation vs. heart-in-your-throat, legs-like-lead terror. moralizing and strategizing can't save you anymore, it's down to pure animal self preservation. put as much space between your body and the threat as possible, do it NOW, and make sure it can never find you again.
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clockwork-freminet · 10 months
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"I'm so embarrassed... I'm never showing my face in Sumeru again..."
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nantegi · 1 year
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-> Favorite New Who companions.
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k0za--k · 7 months
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i thought elimination of gg ninjas was my roman empire, but no
this was
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THIS WAS MY ROMAN EMPIRE
IM STILL THINKING ABOUT YESTERDAY
FUCK UEUEUE
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epicfirestormer · 2 years
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hyenasheep · 2 years
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Ghostober
Day 28 - Ritual
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glittercleric · 9 months
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Anxiously awaiting the call of the therapist I found who is willing to write me an HRT indication letter after one session. I really hope this is going to work out because the therapist situation is dire in my region otherwise, you can't get anything with a waitlist less than a year and I'd rather jump off a bridge than wait that long tbh.
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jellysaidshit · 2 months
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All my friends make sweet fun of me
I guess it's funny, but the truth's I bruise easily
And sure I'm down to be the joke, metaphorically though
You can flip me inside out and they will show
Black, purple and green, yeah I bruise easily
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craykaycee · 6 months
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Me: *exhausted from work*
Also me: must... make art... neeee..e.d to... arttttttttttt
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skitskatdacat63 · 5 months
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War AU x Second Love
Lmao Sam this is literally the plot to the Nandopoleon AU this exists in my head 😭😭
So Fernando is Napoleon, right? And Napoleon had two wives, right? Mark is his first love(i.e. Josephine), older than him, and who he is deeply in love with but has to divorce because Mark can't really provide anything(i.e. no political advantages, infertile, etc.) So Fernando needs to make a political marriage. And who does he marry! The young son of one of the most prominent monarchies in Europe: Lance, Archduke of Austria.
Lance is very resistant to this at first of course. All grumpy like, "Dad, why do you want me to marry the guy who just defeated us in four separate wars. He's literally beaten us since practically my birth, and now I have to marry him? Yuck." Both him and Fernando come into the marriage with bad expectations, Lance despising Fernando for all he represents and Fernando viewing Lance as just a means to an end. But Lance fits in to the kingdom very well and Fernando comes to adore him and pamper him all the time. And suddenly Lance to his father is all like, "the Emperor is great actually 🥰 I was so wrong 🥰"
Meanwhile Mark is just forced to the side, and has to watch while Fernando's love for him diminishes, and his love for Lance grows. They still talk a lot and spend time together, but Mark is constantly sniping at Fernando about his new "wife."
I think Lance would stick by Fernando's side during his exile and subsequent return. He grows to be more loyal to Fernando than to his own family and original kingdom. And even though Fernando originally just views him as a means to an end, he eventually lets Lance fight alongside when they are eventually drawn back into war. Maybe in this AU, he actually wins 😔
#imagine lance on the battlefield 😭😭#hes been a pampered spoiled rich boy his whole life#but he really admires fernando and how different their upbringings were#i think he def recieved military training when he was younger just bcs thats what guys did back then no?#but obviously was never expected to ever fight in a war or be in battle#just his dad being like yeah ee have the best of the best military leaders so you should learn from them#and then eventually is drawn into battle himself bcs he doesnt want to leave fernando's side#<- irl the woman that Lance is based on cheated on Napoleon and they never interacted again post-Elba so 😬#lance would be like IM GOING TO ELBA WITH HIM#and lawrence is like huh what no??? you have land to inherit still!!!#and lance just sulks in vienna for those eleven months of nando's exile#and then gets alerted abt his return and they have a very dramatic romantic reunion#where Lance commissions his own uniform and such and goes to greet Fernando lkke 'I knew you wouldnt leave me 🥹'#also the age gaps of mark-fernando-lance is remarkably close to the historical age gaps i am stealing from#<- literally only 1 and 5 years off. so im glad it fits so well 🤭🤭#also yeah dw how pregnancy works ( ._.) it just does. mpreg :) we sweep it under the rug#also the thought of lawrence as francis i is funny to me just bcs i feel he should be cast as a driver or smth but its okay#also the 'third love' of this is just Seb as Alexander I whom Nando is weirdly obsessed with#catie.asks.#strollonso#webbonso#nandopoleon alonsoparte
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0809sysblings · 6 months
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gonna pull a John.
"why did you kill them?" they annoyed me. "who was it?" some random person just walking by
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sevikasenby · 9 months
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for every minor that im about to find that’s liked my fucking posts, it’s gonna count towards how many days till i fucking deactivate.
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aroace-poly-show · 7 months
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y’all i fucked up so bad i fucked up FUCK
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