#<- WHY MUST HE HAVE SO MANY TAGS /NM /RHE

[star-critter]

How Surge got her phone privileges taken away

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Starline : Text me to say you're home safely.

Surge : I'm home dangerously.

Starline : Stop it.

Surge : I'm home lethally.

Starline : Surge.

Kit, texting through Surge's phone : We are home in an extremely lackadaisical and downright reckless fashion.

Starline : Text me when you two are at home and not in a wheelie bin.

Surge : My journey home is violating so many health and safety regulations. I've killed three people.

Starline : ...

Surge : I actually got murdered as soon as I left your field of vision.

Starline : Surge, this is not funny.

Surge : And then I got up and was immediately murdered again by a different dude.

Starline : I have an experiment to conduct. So, I will be unable to respond to your witticisms.

Surge : Who knows how many more times I'll have been murdered by the time you're done with your nerd stuff.

Surge, finally getting off her phone and turning to Kit : Welp. I think I'm funny! And that's all that matters!