#<- HUH WAIT 2011 WAS 13 YEARS AGO??????????

[sheila--e]

Im a genius ive just gotten a (remembers this is only genius in my own echochamber ive created in my brain and for everyone else this seems completely nonsensical) a gun to my head.

[deus-ex-mona]

w a i t suki kirai is how old now????

[sceptilemasterr]

MW Act 2, Scene 5 - Runaway

Title: Most Wanted: The Hollywood Killer (A CIU Screenplay)

Main Pairings: Dave x Sam

Other Pairings: N/A

Genre: Full Rewrite

Rating: PG-13 for violence, blood, swearing, alcohol, and sexuality

Summary: The three investigators explore Tull’s trailer, where they find more than they expected...

Previous Scene: Knock Knock

Masterlist: Link

INT. TULL’S TRAILER - NIGHT

Sam kicks the door in, and she, Dave, and Rhea enter the trailer. It is filthy. Trash, moldy food, and dirty clothes are scattered haphazardly. There is no sign of John Tull.

SAM: Dammit! He’s not here!

DAVE (disgusted): Eugh. At least he left a garbage heap of evidence...

RHEA: Literally. Eww.

She looks away from the garbage, catching sight of a photo that has been pinned to the wall near the bed. The photo shows a younger Tull standing with a large group of people, all wearing similar clothing and haircuts. A young girl stands just in front of Tull, who is resting a hand on her shoulder.

RHEA: Huh. What’s this?

Dave pulls on a pair of evidence gloves and crosses over to look at the photo. He gingerly picks up the photo and examines it.

DAVE: A family? His file didn’t mention that... Sam?

SAM: He doesn’t have one... at least as far as I know. Though who knows, with how little we’ve found about him?

DAVE: Might be worth followin’ up on.

He places the photo in an evidence bag. Then he turns, picking up a notepad sitting on a table nearby. He flips through the notepad, frowning.

RHEA (excitedly): A notepad? Ooh! Maybe he wrote his secret plans on it, or--

DAVE: Don’t get your hopes up, Rhea. It’s completely blank.

RHEA: Aww, and here I thought we had something.

DAVE (shrugs): Real life isn’t like the movies. The bad guys don’t usually write all their plans on...

He trails off as he notices something about the notepad.

DAVE: Actually, this might still be useful. The front page was ripped off.

RHEA: And that’s helpful... how?

DAVE: To be honest, I have no idea. But I bet forensics can get something out of it.

He puts the notepad in another evidence bag, then grins at Rhea.

DAVE: We’ll make an investigator out of you yet! Hey, Sam, have you found...

Dave and Rhea turn to see Sam staring at a sawed-off shotgun hanging on the wall. Her hands are balled into fists, and she is quaking with barely-contained rage.

DAVE (hesitantly): ...Massey? You okay?

RHEA: Looks like we found Tull’s weapon, at least--

SAM (with tranquil fury): That is not Tull’s weapon.

RHEA: What? But what else could it be? I mean, it’s here, in his trailer, with--

SAM: It’s the gun Tull’s been using. But it’s not his gun.

She reaches out, running her fingers along the gun’s barrel.

SAM (quaking with rage): It belonged to my mentor, Bill. He loved this gun... called it Old Genevieve. Look at this. Tull sawed it off. Desecrated it.

Dave crosses over to her, and hesitantly places a reassuring hand on Sam’s shoulder. She holds his gaze for a moment, then relaxes.

DAVE: We’ll get this bastard. I promise you.

SAM: We’d better.

Sam takes a deep breath, calming herself before starting to look around the trailer once again. The three of them search for a few moments in silence.

SAM: Right. So, we’ve got a picture of Tull with... some group or another, a blank notepad, and the weapon he stole. That ain’t nearly enough to go on.

DAVE: That about sums it up, yeah...

SAM: There’s gotta be somethin’ else.

She surveys the surroundings carefully, until her gaze stops at a pile of clothes draped across the far end. She stomps over to the clothes and shoves them aside, revealing a closet door behind them.

DAVE (impressed): Well, what d’you know?

SAM: Jackpot.

She grasps the door handle firmly and throws it open, revealing the inside of the closet. The entire thing is filled with a “shrine” to Hayley Rose; numerous newspaper clippings, photos, and magazine covers featuring the pop star cover every inch of the closet’s walls. The collage has been surrounded in a huge red heart, and several of the newspaper clippings have passages highlighted. Sam, Dave, and Rhea stare open-mouthed at the sight.

SAM: Holy...

RHEA: Freakin’...

DAVE: ...Shit.

They spend several moments just taking in the sight.

DAVE: How many words are there for “stalker?” Mirasol’ll have a field day with this.

He raises his phone and begins taking photos of the shrine from various angles. Rhea and Sam step closer.

SAM: Look... this clipping’s from her debut album in 2011.

RHEA: And here’s one from even earlier! 2003--whoa, fifteen years ago--this says that Hayley was just an orphan when she came to Hollywood. Wow, can’t believe the media never picked up on that story!

SAM: With stuff this old, he must’ve been collecting this for years now. Just waiting for the chance to--

DAVE (with sudden realization): Wait. What did you say?

SAM: Just sayin’, with stuff this old, he must’ve been collecting it all for years...

DAVE: That’s it. That’s the missing puzzle piece. Massey, Sarkar, you realize what this means?!

Rhea and Sam exchange glances as the same realization dawns on them simultaneously.

RHEA: No one hired Tull.

SAM: The people he killed... it wasn’t for cash. Gavin Routh, Jessica Greene... they wronged Hayley when they leaked her pictures. Tull must’ve thought he was doin’ it for her. Sick bastard.

DAVE: This whole time, we were looking for the person who hired Tull... but it turns out they didn’t exist.

SAM: One thing still bugs me, though. Why Hayley Rose? Out of all the celebrities in the world... why her?

RHEA (thoughtfully): Hang on... I might know why.

DAVE AND SAM: You do?!

Rhea pulls out her phone and starts tapping through it. A moment later, a familiar song starts playing.

HAYLEY ROSE (ON PHONE) (singing): Sirens flickering in your tail lights, your long-lost love’s your only flaw... You kill, you steal, you burn the daylight... ‘Cuz you’re my broken, bad outlaw...

SAM: You’re kiddin’ me.

DAVE: It’s the song! “Outlaw!” This redneck moron actually thinks the song’s about him?!

Suddenly, the distinct sound of a shotgun being racked is heard from off-screen! Dave and Rhea whirl to see Tull, standing in the trailer, his gun pointed at the base of Sam’s skull. Rhea shrieks as Sam stands stiff, teeth clenched.

TULL: Call me ‘redneck’ again, piggie, and I’ll splatter Blondie here all over ya.

SAM (angrily): Ugh. Li must’ve set us up--

Tull jabs Sam in the back of the neck with the gun. Dave whips out his pistol in a blur and aims it at Tull, trying to get a clear shot without hitting Sam.

SAM (mouthing): Take. The. Shot.

Dave hesitates, and Tull grins.

TULL: Attaboy, piggie. Don’t do nothin’ stupid. Put the gun down on the floor. Nice an’ easy, now.

RHEA (terrified): He’s gonna kill her! Dave, do what he says!

Dave thinks for a moment, then smiles.

DAVE: I think there’s something you’re forgetting, Tull. I know your secret.

TULL: The hell you talkin’ about?

DAVE: Hayley Rose? Your sweetheart? I saw your super-creepy shrine to her. C’mon, don’t you think she’s a little young for you?

TULL: Shut yer mouth, cop!

DAVE: I mean, seriously, you think she’d go for you? She dates rock stars and heartthrobs, not hillbillies who look like they just crawled out of a swamp...

TULL (growing angrier): I said shut up!

Sirens howl in the distance. Tull adjusts his grip on the gun, jamming it into Sam’s neck once again, as Sam glares daggers at Dave.

DAVE: How about we take this outside, huh? Fight like men?

TULL: I’m gettin’ real tired of listenin’ to your whiny voice, cop! How ‘bout I get this over with, right here?

He adjusts his grip on his gun.

DAVE: You’d shoot her, huh? Just like that. Kill her in cold blood.

TULL: Damn right I will.

Rhea steps forward, clearly terrified but with a confidence in her voice.

RHEA: Gotta say, Tull, you’re a real outlaw.

TULL: What... what did ya just say?!

RHEA (mock-innocently): Oh, you know. An outlaw. (singing) Sirens flickering in your tail lights, your long-lost love’s your only flaw...

TULL: Shut yer mouth, girl!

RHEA (singing): You kill, you steal, you burn the daylight...

TULL (seething with rage): Don’t. You. Say it.

RHEA (singing): ‘Cuz you’re my broken, bad outlaw!

Tull roars with fury and shoves Sam forward! Dave lines up his shot, but then Sam elbows Tull in the face, causing Tull to stagger back with a bloody nose! He raises his shotgun right at Sam, and then...

RHEA: No! You bastard!

Rhea suddenly charges at Tull! Distracted, Tull’s shot goes wide, hitting a stack of plates and causing the lights to flicker!

DAVE: Too close!

Tull turns, kicks Rhea away, and rushes out of the trailer, slamming the door shut behind him. Immediately, Sam runs after him, only to stop short at the door, barred from the outside and now immovable.

SAM: Rrrrgh! No! Tull is not getting away again! What the hell is wrong with you, Reyes?

DAVE: Wha... me?!

SAM: Why’d you stand there blabbin’ for an hour instead of shooting?

DAVE: Because I use my words, like a goddamn adult, and--

Both he and Sam pause in their argument to sniff the air. They exchange glances, all animosity forgotten for the moment.

DAVE: Do... do you smell something burning?

RHEA: Yeah, something’s burning all right!

She staggers to her feet and points toward the far end of the trailer, where thick black smoke is seeping in. Flames begin licking the corners of the trailer.

RHEA: We gotta get out of here! NOW!

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Next: Conscience and Variables

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[selia707]

Spin-Offs / Continuations I would LOVE to actually happen (in TV)

Putting aside my complete and utter excitement for the unexpected turn of events in the upcoming season of Doctor Who (this is going to be AWESOME):

 A Rose Tyler & The Human Doctor in the other dimension spin-off.  I mean... this is one STRONG wish for a spin-off I had for forever now - basically since I watched Doctor Who for the first time a few years ago, was heart-broken about the whole thing with Rose, and then was heart-mended again when she got the best happily ever after any companion ever got, but still bittersweet we couldn’t see more of her and The Human Doctor bonding/romance/having fun/getting into trouble/fighting evil. Since it’s been years since that conclusion, these spin-off dreams are very much diminished. That being said, it could have been one FANTASTIC spin-off, huh? A girl can dream 😍

Clara Oswald & Ashildr adventures throughout time! I can already see it: The Impossible Girl & The Girl Who Never Dies running against the clock of death.  That could be a really good spin-off. Not AS anticipated by me as the Rose & The Doctor spin-off, but very much anticipated nonetheless! It was also kind of sort of said it could be a possibility in the future, so... :D

I’m definitely not over this show being canceled far-far-far-far-far-far before its time. 

This is such a unique show. You do not see shows like this often. You simply do not.

It seems like most shows these days centre around drama-comedy (that doesn’t make me laugh nor interested), detective-crime (which I love but how much can I take of this same old-same old stuff, honestly?) and superheroes (which is really great and all but might be getting just a tad... tad... tad... bit tiring). 

I want more unique shows like Dark Matter.  Shows that take place in a unique setting, unique plot, unique cast of characters.

I want shows that center more around a unique fantasy/sci-fi setting.  And unfortunately... I just don't feel like there are much of those at all.  Even those who come close or try to aspire to be like those, end up being the same-old-same-old with maybe a smudge of something new. 

Take for example the show Lucifer. SO MUCH potential. And while I do love it, I can’t help but feel... disappointed that a show with such a unique setting and such amazing characters is taking after an episodic crime show.  Like... WHY?

Dark Matter captured my heart, made me laugh, made me happy, and made me anticipate each and every new episode immensely.  I just really wish that at the very least we would have gotten a more conclusive ending to this wonderful show, instead of being left hanging. 

They say there’s still the possibility that this show will be picked up again in the future - which I really hope will happen. 

Also, I know that this show was canceled because of budget problems *sigh*.

Don’t worry, Sherlock - the awesome BBC television series - isn’t canceled or anything.  As far as I know, it’s somewhere between the state of “yes” and “no”.  They want to do a fifth season, the question is when and how. There has been no news of a continuation nor a cancellation. 

It’s not a secret that I absolutely LOVE Sherlock. Everything to do with this detective, really, but especially with this specific show. It really is, in my opinion, the best Sherlock Holmes representation that I’ve seen thus far. And I also love the movies (the ones from 2009 & 2011), but I still love the BBC show so much more. 

A huge part of the reason is the actors. The one who plays Sherlock is just... darn. He’s amazing.  I’ve seen him in Dr. Strange and I was convinced he can play anything and make it great.  He’s especially fit to play the genuis types.  The one who plays Watson is also amazing. As well as the one who plays Irene Adler and Molly. And, of course, the rest of the cast. 

The reasons I so desperately want *at least* one more season of Sherlock is: 

Because It’s amazing and I honestly just need more O_O More Sherlock, more Watson, more awesomeness, more humor, more of everything. 

The latest season was good but not AS amazing as the previous ones. Naturally, due to its concept, this season was extremely dark. It was fantastically done, but it was definitely missing the beloved rhythm of our characters. 

Irene Adler! No WAY we’re leaving them at that. We haven’t seen her in forever on the show. She was mentioned in the latest season and it gave me hope that she may finally make another appearance in the future. She and Sherlock are definitely not done. I need to see more of those two. 

And, well... I really just need more (:

Another GREAT, UNIQUE and AMAZING series canceled after two fantastic seasons.  Another show you don’t see often going away. *screaming internally*

I can’t even begin to describe how original and how fantastically done this show is. Just... watch it. You’ll see. 

LUCKILY, due to the fans, we are getting a two-hour series finale in 2018. So they don’t leave us with that crazy cliff-hanger and none-conclusion. 

I’m still so terribly sad we don’t get to have one more full season (or a few more, for that matter) but it’s not as bad as with what happened to Dark Matter. 

Can’t wait for the finale! 

One of the bests of the bests.  Darn, was it an AWESOME show. 

A show like that I have not seen since. Dark Matter would come close by.  It was unique, it was original, it was fantastic. The cast, the plot, the characters. Everything about it. 

I was 13 when I first saw it on television and I completely and utterly fell for it.  I mean, I was 13! And there were Dinosaurs! And time - more like dimension - travel! I mean... I mean... how could a teenager resist, right?  It was seriously amazing. 

I also think it was the first show I ever really loved the got canceled on me. Which made me pretty angry and depressed at the time ‘^^ . Every time I re-watch it or think about it, I smile. It gives me fond memories. 

It may have just one season, but I still HIGHLY-HIGHLY-HIGHLY-HIGHLY recommend for anyone out there who loves sci-fi and fantasy to watch this show. 

It came out in 2011, and there are still not shows like it. I’m still waiting for the one to surpass it. 

Imagnie: Arthur - the one and future king - rising from the sort-of dead in modern life time. Merlin, who is still around - because he’s immortal - along with Arthur, need to navigate the perilous world of... the 21st century! A world in much need of saving, but whom has rejected magic for so long it has forgotten all about it. 

Everyone Arthur and Merlin ever known are dead and gone - except, maybe, for one white dragon. But they still have each other. They’ll make new friends, new and old allies, as they fight a new battle they must win. 

WOULDN’T YOU WANT THAT?  I know, I know... this is never going to happen. But this is the dream, right?  I remember how much I cried at the ending of the show. This is the scenario I conjured in my head to deal with it. And based on the scene at the very end of the last episode.  I still wish it to be true, as much as I know it’s just a dream of mine. 

At the very least, I would love for there to be some kind of spin-off/continuation to the show. 

                                                               & 

True Calling & Dollhouse - two shows, featuring the same actress, that ended way before their time. 

Their concept itself was probably before its time,  too. 

It would have been totally awesome to see those shows reborn in TV of today.  I loved them both. They were truly fantastic, and I just wished they didn’t end so unexpectedly. 

I wonder if it’s possibly to bring them back - even as a reboot - someday. 

Oh, The Vampire Diaries.  This show will forever be in my heart (and on my re-watch list).  I’ve been following it for what seemed like... forever. I think it’s been 6 years? (for me, not the show).  I remember my friend recommending it to me and I was like “oh, well”.  This “oh well” quickly turned to “THIS IS SO AMAZING”.  Damon and Elena... <3__<3

I’m glad the show gave us a conclusion and didn’t leave us guessing.  The fans definitely deserved that.  I just wish... it was different. I don’t know... I was happy but also disappointed.  I remember how much I cried when seeing the farewell video of the cast and realizing this journey was really over. 

We still have The Originals - this show’s spin-off - but even that is ending with this coming season.  *so frustrated* 

I want - no, I demand - another spin-off.  Whether of characters we know or a new cast, this Vampire world is so vast and rich it’s not out of the question to make more of it. 

I really-really-really-really-really want another show in this wold! 

Two more shows worth mentioning: Heart of Dixie & Grimm (it would be lovely to see more of those in any form possibly).

Aaaaand, that’s my take on the shows I want more of (as of 2017).  What do you think? Do you agree with me? Do you have more to add? I’d love to hear your thoughts <__< 

[weekendwarriorblog]

WHAT TO WATCH THIS WEEKEND January 25, 2019  - The Kid Who Would Be King, Serenity

(Yes, I realize the weekend just ended for most, but hey, might as well get an early crack at NEXT weekend, huh? January is winding down with what’s going to be seem like a fairly boring weekend after last week’s M. Night Shyamalan sequel disappointing when compared to the sensation of Dragon Ball Super: Brolly, a movie that few movie writers knew about before Wednesday but grossed $21 million in six days. But hey, variety is the spice of life, and the two movies opening wide this week certainly add some spice with a duo of films from reputable British writer/directors.

THE KID WHO WOULD BE KING  (20thCentury Fox)

Written and directed by Joe Cornish (Attack the Block) Cast: Louis Ashbourne Serkis, Dean Chaumoo, Angus Imrie, Tom Taylor, Rebecca Ferguson, Patrick Stewart, Rhianna Doris, Denise Gough MPAA Rating: PG

On the one hand, this action-adventure film is an exciting one, because it’s the second feature from Joe Cornish following his astonishing 2011 debut Attack the Block, but also, because it’s Cornish’s first studio feature for a mainstream audience, geared towards family audiences in particular.

It’s a fairly standard take on the King Arthur mythos with a young British lad (played by Andy Serkis’ son) finding Excalibur, the legendary sword in the stone and having to team with his best friend (and a couple school bullies) to take on the return of Morgana le Fey (Rebecca Ferguson).

It seems like a good idea to get kids, especially young boys, interested in the tales of King Arthur even though the last few movies have bombed as neither Guy Ritchie’s 2017 film King Arthur: Legend of the Sword or the Jerry Bruckheimer-produced 2004 movie King Arthur found much of an audience. In fact, trying to bring any British legend to the screen and get American moviegoers interested might be a fool’s errand, as seen by last year’s Robin Hood bomb.

The thing is that other than Patrick Stewart – star of Fox’s ongoing X-Men franchise, which seems to be in limbo these days -- and Rebecca Ferguson from the last couple Mission: Impossible movies, there are no stars in the movie that could entice those on the fence about whether to see this movie.  On the other hand, reviews have generally been good which could help boost interest a little more going into the weekend.

At first, I thought maybe this would end up with around $10 million, but it’s basically going to be a family movie coming into a market where most other family films have been in theaters for three weeks or more. (Dragon Ball is an exception.) Fox was also able to get it into more than 3,4000 nationwide, because wisely, it waited until after Glass opened for this.  Because of this, I’m going to goose up my number to somewhere between $11 and 13 million with most of the family movies geared towards boys falling away and Joe Cornish’s older fans maybe giving this a look. Sadly, the movie is not being marketed as “from the director of Attack the Block” as it clearly should be.

Mini-Review: Granted that Attack the Block was always going to be a hard act to follow for Joe Cornish, and yet he has written and directed a follow-up that might appeal to younger moviegoers though maybe not so much Cornish’s older teen fans from his directorial debut.

Louis Ashbourne Serkis, who is indeed the son of Andy Serkis, plays Alex Elliot, a fairly normal 10-year-old, who stands up to a couple school bullies and while being chased by them finds a sword embedded in rock on a construction site. It is indeed the fabled “Sword in the Stone” Excalibur as used by King Arthur. Along with his best friend Bedders (Dean Chaumoo) and their two relentless bullies (Tom Taylor, Rhianna Doris), they all go on a quest to fight Arthur’s evil sister Morgana (Rebecca Ferguson) and save Britain.

The first major hurdle this otherwise fine kids’ action-adventure faces is the fairly weak cast, because without liking Alex or his colleagues, it’s hard to root for them even with the stakes never feeling too great. The one exception is Angus Imrie as the young Merlin who somehow manages to get more laughs than the older Merlin, played by Sir Patrick Stewart. Alex’s mother is played by Claire Foy lookalike Denise Gough, and she also doesn’t bring much to what should have been touching scenes with Serkis. Ferguson is decent as Morgana, although the role doesn’t give her much to do.

Using many of the same creative team used by buddy and sometime producer Edgar Wright on Baby Driver, including DP Tim Pope and editors Jonathan Amos and Paul Machliss, as well as production designer Marcus Rowland, it’s a safe bet that Cornish has made another movie that looks damn good.  As with Attack, Cornish’s FX team perfectly integrate the many CG beasties with the human characters.

The thing is that Cornish does a fine job with this material, so that the movie is better than the Percy Jackson movies or other similar family films, and he should be commended for making such a smooth transition to studio family films. Even so, by the third act, I was just getting very bored, especially when I thought it was ending, and it went on for another 15 minutes.

The Kid Who Would Be King is perfectly fine -- it has its moments -- but there’s something about it that left me wanting, because it seems like it should have been a lot better overall.

Rating: 6.5/10

SERENITY  (Aviron)

Written and directed by Steven Knight (Locke, Redemption, “Peaky Blinders,” “Taboo”) Cast: Matthew McConaughey, Anne Hathaway, Diane Lane, Jason Clarke, Djimon Hounsou  MPAA Rating: R

The other new release of the weekend is something that possibly could have done very well in the ‘90s or early ‘00s as an erotic thriller, a genre that has had its ups and downs but has mostly done decently at the box office. This is the third movie from Steven Knight, the director of Lockeand writer of Eastern Promises, “Peaky Blinders” and “Taboo,” though I’m not sure his previous hits will convince many to see this in theaters.

Matthew McConaughey plays fishing boat captain Baker Dill, who has been living in hiding on Plymouth Island after his divorce. His ex-wife Karen, played by Anne Hathaway, shows wanting her to kill her violent and abusive husband (Jason Clarke) in order to save her and Baker’s teen son.  

McConaughey’s career has been all over the place in recent years, but his recent crime-thriller White Boy Rick didn’t do very well, and it feels like Serenity is heading towards a similar fate. In fact, McConaughey has been in quite a string of bombs since winning an Oscar for 2013’s Dallas Buyers Club with his biggest hit being the animated Sing. His most high-profile movie The Dark Tower made $120 million worldwide based on $60 million budget which made it barely profitable but especially disappointing due to its studio’s franchise plans.

Having Anne Hathaway could help as she’s been a lot more careful about her choices since winning her own Oscar a year earlier with last year’s Ocean’s 8, in which she played herself,being a relative hit with almost $300 million worldwide. Her last movie with McConaughey was Christopher Nolan’s Interstellar in 2014, which grossed $188 million domestically, so that’s somewhat of a bonus. The cast is rounded out by the ever-present Jason Clarke, who has yet to really break-out despite being involved in many Oscar-caliber films, as well as Djimon Hounsou, who is becoming a superhero film regular, having just appeared in Aquaman and having roles in Captain Marveland Shazam.  (Some might remember that he also had a great scene with Chris Pratt early in the first Guardians of the Galaxy movie.)

While erotic thrillers have done well in the past, this movie was originally supposed to come out last September, and there was advertising trailers all summer – I know that because I saw the trailer for this in front of a ton of movies – but then it was moved to January, which is never a good sign of faith. This is a rare release from fledgling distributor Aviron Pictures, who released just two movies in 2018.  Aviron is releasing this one into just 2,500 theaters, which might already be too many screens considering how little marketing the film has

Reviews are still embargoed until Thursday (never a good sign), but I’m probably not going to review the movie, since I saw it quite some time ago, though I do have to say that that the big twist in this movie angered me more than anything in M. Night Shyamalan’s Glass.

This movie looks like the epitome of a late January bomb, one that probably won’t come close to $10 million for the weekend and might even end up closer to $5 million or a little more. Either way, it won’t have to make that much to end up in the top 5 this weekend since it’s going up against many movies that have been playing since before Christmas.

This week’s Top 10 should look something like this…

1. Glass   (Universal) - $19 million -53%

2. The Kid Who Would Be King  (20thCentury Fox) - $11.6 million N/A

3. The Upside (STX) – $10 million -33%

4. Serenity (Aviron) - $6.5 million N/A

5. Aquaman (Warner Bros.)  - $5.5 million -47%

6. Dragon Ball Super: Brolly (Funimation) – $5 million -49%

7. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse  (Sony) - $4.8 million -37%

8. A Dog’s Way Home  (Sony) – $4.2 million -42%

9. Mary Poppins Returns  (Disney) - $3.1 million -45%

10. Escape Room  (Sony) - $2.8 million -46%

LIMITED RELEASES

Many of my colleagues will be heading to the Sundance Film Festival this week, but I’m not going, so I don’t have much to say about it. Sorry!

On a more local level , we get  FIAF ANIMATION FIRST FEST over the weekend, focused on the booming French animation film industry with a 20thanniversary screening of Michel Ocelot’s Kirikou and the Sorceress and 17 US  and New York premieres, including the New York premiere of Funanand a number of shorts programs. Studio Ghibli’s Isao Takahata, who died last year, will be honored. You can read the full program and schedule of events Here.  I personally have never attended, but if I wasn’t busy I might check out some of the programs.

As far as the limited releases…

Following its November qualifying run as Germany’s Oscar entry and with two Oscar nominations under its belt, Oscar-winning filmmaker Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck’s (The Lives of Others) new movie NEVER LOOK AWAY (Sony Pictures Classics). The historic drama is loosely based on the life of visual artist Gerhard Richter with Tom Schilling (Woman in Gold) playing a young artist who has watched East Berlin go from Nazi occupation, watching his older sister be sentenced to death due to her mental illness by a ruthless Nazi doctor (Sebastian Koch), to falling in love with a young woman (Paula Beer) who happens to be that doctor’s daughter and escaping to West Berlin during the country’s contemporary art movement.  I found the movie to be overly long and a little confusing, because I wasn’t sure what the movie was supposed to be about until about 30 minutes into it.  

Just a few months after his last film The Mercy barely got a glance, The Theory of Everything director James Marsh’s new heist film  KING OF THIEVES (Saban Films) will open in theaters (including New York’s Cinema Village) and on VOD and Digital HD on Friday. The true crime tale about a group of retired crooks trying to stage an elaborate jewelry heist stars an ensemble of legendary British actors in Michael Caine, Jim Broadbent, Michael Gambon, Ray Winstone, Tom Courtenay along with Charlie Cox aka Daredevil. I had high hopes for this movie being better than the likes of Zach Braff’s Going in Style, something classier like last year’s The Old Man and the Gun, but sadly, it’s an obvious money grab for older British men and women reminiscing about all the better crime movies made by the cast.

Claus Räfle’s docudrama THE INVISIBLES (Greenwich) follows four German-Jewish youth who decide to stay behind in Berlin as World War II is beginning, living vicariously while dodging Nazi officials before eventually joining the resistance.  This story of survival opens at New York’s Quad Cinema and Landmark 57, as well as in L.A. at the Laemmle Royal on Friday.

The Brazilian animated film TITO AND THE BIRDS  (Shout! Studios) from filmmakers Gustavo Steinberg, Gabriel Bitar and André Catoto tells the story of a boy and his father who are looking for the cure for an illness inflicted on someone after being scared. After playing a number of film festivals, it also opens at the Quad Cinema in New York

It’s hard to believe that 88-year-old French New Wave filmmaker Jean Luc Goddard is still with us and making movies, but all the recent repertory series in New York and L.A. have been leading up to his latest film THE IMAGE BOOK (Kino Lorber). Don’t know much about this film which received a special Palme d’or at Cannes last year, but apparently it’s a “collage film essay,” which means that it probably doesn’t have a plot or narrative that’s easy to explain. It opens at the IFC Center and Lincoln Center in New York.

Tom Arnold and Sean Astin star in Ron Carlson’s Dead Ant (Cinedigm) as the members of an ‘80s hair metal band called Sonic Grave who had a power ballad hit 30 years earlier, and while they’re on a road trip to Coachella, they find themselves trying to be relevant again…. Until they’re attacked by giant killer ants. Okay, I think I need to see this movie, as it seems like my kind of movie.

Playing for one night only nationwide on Thursday as a Fathom Event is Timothy Woodward Jr.’s horror film The Final Wish (Cinedigm), starring the wonderful Lin Shaye (Insidious), Michael Welsh, Melissa Bolona and Tony Todd, and produced by Jeffrey Reddic (writer/producer of Final Destination).  Welsh plays Aaron Hammond who returns to his hometown after the death of his father to help his bereaved mother (Shaye) and deal with the demons from his past, finding a mysterious item while going through his father’s belongings.

Opening at New York’s Cinema Village on Friday and at L.A.’s Laemmle Music Hall on Feb. 1 is Francois Margolin’s controversial French drama Jihadists (Cinema Libre), co-directed by by Lemine Ould Salem, which was banned in France. It follows two filmmakers who were given access to fundamentalist clerics of Sunni Islam to show what it’s like to live your life under jihadi rule.

From Bollywood comes Vikas Bahl ‘s drama Super 30 (Reliance Entertainment), starring Hrithik Roshan as Patna-based mathematician Anand Kumar, who runs the famed and prestigious Super 30 program in Patna. Not sure of the theater count but it’s probably opening in a dozen or so theaters.

Opening on Wednesday following its premiere at Doc-NYC is Robert Townsend’s doc The 5 Browns: Digging through the Darkness, which looks at the 5 Browns, a group of Julliard-trained sibling pianists who rose to stardom only to be devastated when it’s revealed that the three sisters were sexually abused by their manager father Keith Brown. It opens at the IFC Center for a single-week run.

Also opening at the Cinema Village and in select cities is John Kauffman’s Heartlock (Dark Star Pictures), a love story about a female prison guard, played by Lesley-Ann Brandt,  who becomes the subject of affection from a charming male convict (Alexander Dreymo) who wants to use their relationship to help him escape.

STREAMING

The main film streaming on Netflix on Friday is Jonas Akerlund’s POLAR, his follow-up to Lords of Chaos, which premiered at Sundance last year and comes out a few weeks later. Based on the Dark Horse graphic novel, it stars Mads Mikkelson as assassin Duncan Vizla, known as the Black Kaiser, who is getting ready for retirement in a suburban town when he’s dragged back into one last job, but when it goes wrong, Duncan’s new love interest (Vanessa Hudgens) is dragged into it. I’ve never read the graphic novel, and I’ve generally been mixed on Akerlund’s films, but this one is definitely in the same absolute insanity realm of his earlier film Spun with a lot of crazy over-the-top performance from the likes of Matt Lucas (Little Britain) and Johnny Knoxville (Jackass), but in this case, it’s not a good thing. Mikkelson gives another stellar performance, and Hudgens is also quite good (didn’t even recognize her) but the craziness surrounding them from Lucas and the other assassins sent after Duncan made it hard to enjoy the film, especially compared to Mikkelson’s other upcoming film Arctic, but hey, it’s on Netflix so I’m sure people will watch it anyway.

Speaking of which, I also want to note that last week, I didn’t notice that a science fiction film called IO: Last on Earth, starring Margaret Qualley (Novitiate),was also streaming on Netflix. I haven’t watched it yet, but one of the writers also co-wrote Claire Carée’s Embers, which is one of my favorite festival discoveries from the past few years.

REPERTORY

METROGRAPH (NYC):

The Metrograph has a couple new series starting Friday, including Hou Hsiao-Hsien in the 21st Century, featuring 35mm prints of four of the Chinese filmmaker’s recent films: Millenium Mambo, Three Times, Flight of the Red Balloon and Café Lumieré. Then on Saturday, the Metrograph will show the classic Gone with the Windto kick off its Produced by David O. Selznick series, and there’s some great stuff to come, including Alfred Hitchcock’s Spellboundand Rebecca.  The theater will also be screening a 35mm of Ken Loach’s 1991 film Riff Raff, starring Robert Carlyle, who would breakout in Danny Boyle’s Trainspotting. On top of that, Kay Francis: Queen of Pleasure continues with William Dieterle’s Jewel Robbery (1932) and 1929’s The Cocoanuts this weekend, while this weekend’s Late Nites at Metrograph  option is Chantal Akerman’s News from Home  (1977) and Playtime: Family Matinees shows the 2015 animated film Shaun the Sheep.

THE NEW BEVERLY  (L.A.):

Weds. and Thurs. see double features of the 1977 film The Late Show and ‘78’s The Big Fix, starring Richard Dreyfuss. Friday sees a double feature of American Graffiti  (1973) and The Lords of Flatbush  (1974) with More American Graffiti (1979) added on Saturday… for just 10 bucks!The weekend family matinee is 1947’s The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, starring Danny Kaye.  The Sunday/Monday Franco Zeffirelli double feature is Romeo & Juliet (1968) with Brother Sun, Sister Moon  (1972). Tarantion’s Jackie Brownonce again plays at midnight Friday and the Tuesday Grindhouse triple feature is Katt Shea’s Poison Ivy  (1992), Streets (1990) and Stripped to Kill  (1987), which is already sold out online but may have more tickets at the door.

FILM FORUM (NYC):

Far Out in the 70s: A New Wave of Comedy, 1969 - 1979 continues with La Cage Aux Folles and The Seduction of Mimi on Wednesday, double features of Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe? and Theater of Blood on Thursday, Woody Allen’s Sleeper and Bananas on Friday, then Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Rock ‘n’ Roll High School, Monty Python and the Holy Grail on Saturday, and Papermoon, What’s Up, Doc? starring Barbara Streisand and Woody Allen’s Play It Again Sam on Sunday. As part of the series focusing on the great filmmaker and actor Elaine May, Film Forum will show A New Leaf (1971) and Mickey and Nicky (1976) next Tuesday. The weekend’s Film Forum Jr. is Gordon Parks’ 1969 film The Learning Tree.

EGYPTIAN THEATRE (LA):

Beginning another fun series of double features this weekend with Argento/De Palma with a double feature of Suspiria and Carrie on Thursday, Blow Out and Inferno on Friday, and Dressed to Kill and Tenebrae on Saturday. Saturday sees a special presentation of Craig Owen’s The Silent Film Era at the Alexandria Hotel, while the 1916 Douglas Fairbanks film His Picture in the Papers will also screen on Saturday with live music accompaniment.

AERO  (LA):

The AERO is offering an eclectic mixed bag of films this weekend including the 4k restoration of Wim Wenders’ Wings of Desire (1987; Janus Films) on Friday night, David Fincher’s Fight Club  on Saturday, and the WC Fields comedy My Little Chickadee (1940) on Sunday night.

QUAD CINEMA (NYC):

Continuing the theater’s attempt to keep up with ‘90s Cinemax with its X-rated fare, Just Jaekin’s erotic drama Emmanuelle (Kino Lorber; 1974) will screen in a special engagement, leading up to next week’s Beyond Emmanuelle Just Jaeckin retrospective and Erotic Journeys: The Many Faces of Em(m)anuelle. 

IFC CENTER (NYC):

On Friday and Saturday at midnight, the IFC Center will show the 4k restoration of Dario Argento’s Suspiria as part of its Late Night Favorites series. While The Image Book opens here on Friday, Weekend Classics: Early Godard  continues with a 35mm print of A Woman is a Woman  (1961) and Waverly Midnights: The Feds screens Michael Mann’s Manhunter(with Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal coming in the next two weekends!)

LANDMARK THEATRES NUART  (LA):

Friday night’s midnight screening is the Rocky Horror Picture Show follow-up Shock Treatment (1981).

MOMA (NYC):

This week’s Modern Matinees: Sir Sidney Poitier offerings are A Patch of Blue  (1965) on Weds, They Call Me Mr. Tibbs! (1970) Thurs, and No Way Out  (1950) on Friday. MOMA is also screening Ida Lupino’s Never Fear (The Young Lovers) (1950) to end its 16th annual To Save and Project series, although there’s a couple second screenings for those (like me) who only just found out about it now.

That’s it for this week… next week, it’s February! Already?? While many movie writers are still at Sundance and others are preparing for Super Bowl Sunday, Sony releases the crime-thriller remake Miss Bala.

[behindthespotlightfic]

chapter 13

(Behold, the longest -and longest to write- chapter of this fanfiction! Apologies for taking so much time to get this done, end of school year was hard but here we are, and hopefully I’ll have more time from now on. There are lots of references to Be my getaway, another RHCP fanfic I’m sure you know by now. Enjoy!)

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Tulsa, Oklahoma. January 14, 2017, 8pm.

I’m in the dressing room, putting on some jeans and a comfy tee. The sky of the city is getting darker, and the show begins in an hour and a half. To everyone waiting outside the arena, it may seem a lot of time, but inside, the ones who will be delivering the concert are already warming up and getting ready, because we all know time flies by and in the blink of an eye we’ll be onstage.

But someone seems to have forgotten that. Finn opens the door without a hint of shame, and smiles when he sees me.

“Perfect”, he starts, “I was fearing Jane would still be here, but it seems I was wrong.”

“Yes, she left about ten minutes ago.”

“Right.”

He doesn’t say anything else; he’s suddenly lost for words, not something usual. I try to help.

“So, why are you here?”

Finn lowers his gaze. He’s not in his usual playful mood, but he’s not sad or frustrated or angry, he’s moving and talking in a kind of… tender way. He caresses my cheek with the back of his hand, slowly holding me in his arms.

“I just wanted to see you. I know this isn’t the ideal moment to meet, not exactly, but I feel like haven’t been with you in a long time, besides spending our nights together.”

“That’s something”, I smile.

“Yeah, it’s something. But we spend so many time apart from each other during the day, because you’re with your friends and I’m with mine and I just…”

“Join us, Finn!” I say then. “Two days ago we were having lunch at a Japanese and I missed you, I really thought it would be great to have you there.”

“Yes, but…” He reaches out to kiss me. “I prefer being the two of us alone. It’s more intimate.”

“Uh… right.” He’s taken me by surprise, and he sees it.

“I… I just ask for a few more dates, Amy. I need more time with you.” He hasn’t lost his smile, but it’s soft and subtle. And there’s a hint of sadness.

I wrap him in a hug, and whisper in his ear.

“Hey.” I search for his eyes, those hazel eyes that melt me every single time. “Look at me.”

He looks up, and I join our lips in a kiss that, hopefully, says it all about both of us. It’s a kiss that says: “I will do anything for you. I don’t want you to feel any kind of distance between us.”

“How about tonight?” I suggest, when we break apart.

“And tomorrow morning” he adds.

“...And tomorrow morning.”

We smile, our faces almost touching, and, running my hand through his hair, we leave the dressing room.

And then we go live.

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It feels good, to have this routine. It feels good because it’s something I can always rely on; it’s a safe, special universe I return to again and again, and it never stops being as magical as the first day. In some kind of way, each and every concert is different. It doesn’t matter if they always play Californication, Give It Away, Go Robot… it’s always a new experience.

Tonight, it’s a classic setlist of this tour: Right now, the camera is focused on Josh, who’s playing a solo in Wet Sand. Such a great song, Wet Sand. Many people don’t really like Stadium Arcadium, but I think it’s one of their greatest albums… or maybe it’s just that I’m partial to it because it was the one that allowed me to meet them. Back in 2007, when the Chilis were about to start their last half of the Stadium Arcadium tour, with a few backing musicians (that’s when Josh started playing with them as well), I met their long-time drum tech, Chris, who went on to be the man behind their synths and keyboards as well. He worked for a few months in England with the band I was with, an up-and-coming indie formation named Florence + The Machine (who actually ended up being really successful, but I didn’t stay for long), and he invited me to attend one of the Red Hot Chili Peppers shows. I didn’t even go backstage or anything, he just gave me a ticket, and that was all. It remained a thing of the past until 2011, when I got to know he had told them about me, and the team offered me the job I’m in now. The rest is history, but that concert made me curious and I checked out a few of their albums. Stadium Arcadium, obviously, was the one that stuck up with me the most, as I remembered some of their songs, and it still is. They don’t play many songs from that album though, apart from Snow and Dani California, so when it’s time for one it makes me happy.

Two songs go by, and the climax of Californication gives me that rush I love again. When I’m working, I feel like both a part of the audience and a part of the band. That movement I know so well, those little gestures I’m so familiar with, it all reminds me of the time we spend together, far from the stage, but at the same time, the wave of energy they project into people strikes me as it strikes the people standing on the first lines. Everything synchronizes: Finn back there on the soundboard, Steve next to me, the band making magic with every single note they send into space, the images I’m filming dripping with color up there on the giant LED screen behind the musicians… and seeing so many things working out at the same time multiplies the feeling of joy.

The show comes to an end, and with the usual encores (Goodbye Angels, which is sometimes swapped for Dreams of a Samurai, and Give It Away), we finish our work for the night. I change clothes (I’d like to have my high-heel Doc Martens here, but let’s settle for some sneakers) and we go out for a drink with the guys.

While the two taxis we catched take us to a night bar in the area of Ranch Acres, I remember something. I get out my phone and save John Frusciante’s contact details.

“hey!” I text him.  “i wanted to thank you for not getting upset at flea and me the other day :)”

“You talking to someone?” Finn asks distracted, looking out the window.

“Uh… yes”, I answer, faltering a bit. “I was… asking Clara how was she doing.”

I don’t know why I just lied. Maybe because I prefer not to worry Anthony, who’s in the front seat, in our taxi as well, with things about John. I know he feels bad about the fact that he’s the most detached of the four Chilis, and to know that John talks to a camera operator before him would probably sadden him a bit. Maybe I’ll tell Finn when we’re in our room.

Suddenly, John texts back.

“oh, i got very upset. don’t you dare come near me ever again, understood?”

I can’t hide a nimble smirk. He’s the sarcastic type, then.

“hahahah” I answer. “and thank you for walking me back to the hotel as well!”

“no problem. was nice meeting you”

“so was meeting you!”

The conversation quickly comes to an end, with -fortunately- no trace of awkwardness, almost exactly when the taxis drop us all off. For a first conversation, it went pretty well. I’ll talk to him again, but in another moment, not right now. I breathe in the city breeze, and get inside The Colony, holding Finn’s hand.

The bar is pretty great, although not especially huge, but that’s kind of an advantage. There’s a tiny stage where what seems like a soul or funk band is warming up. They look promising, so we sit around a low coffee table, barely illuminated by a light bulb not covered by anything, and resume our chatting, scattered conversations between all of us.

“So”, I say to Josh’s girlfriend, Zara. “Tell me again how did you convince him to take that picture at the Guggenheim… not one but two times!”

She’s calm but joyful, and so lovely, she sometimes leaves me speechless. Not only in a physical way, although she’s definitely very pretty, but in an… emotional way, I guess? She’s not perfect, obviously, as I know from talking to her a few times, but she can’t help being strikingly genuine and open-hearted, and I really admire her for this. She’s by no means as close to me as Clara, for instance -I don’t know her as much-, but it looks like she’s a great woman, and the fact Josh loves her as much as he does (and especially knowing all the history they’ve been through) only proves it. That’s probably why we quickly got on when we met each other, even without talking much. It’s one of those cases of feeling we wouldn’t mind being friends with that person, but the occasion has never showed up. No bitterness, though: I enjoy talking to Zara as much as I did when we met.

“Yeah, well, I don’t really know how I did it myself… you know how he is”, she answers, chuckling, “right, Josh?”

She catches his eye, laughs when Josh tries to understand what we were talking about (he was in the middle of a complicated conversation about music gear and audio mixing devices with Chad’s son) and turns back to me.

“It was a matter of luck, I guess”, she continues.

“...or a matter of love, maybe?” I say, mischievously. Zara blushes a bit.

“Uh, yeah, whatever...” she snickers, “maybe you’re right.”

“Did he like the Guggenheim?”

“I think he liked it better the second time, when we went last year… Ten years ago neither of us was as into modern art as we are now, to be honest.”

“I feel you. Time goes by so fast, but sometimes it’s for the better, huh?” I smile. “You want something? I’ll go get a drink.”

“Um, I think I’ll have a gin & tonic, please”

I get up and start dodging tables to reach the bar, but halfway through, someone grabs me by the shoulder.

“I’ll come with you. Want to get myself something too.”

Anthony, who had been checking his phone for a while, not talking to anyone, joins me. I shrug my shoulders, smile and resume my way.

“You’re always the chatty one”, I ask, leaning on the counter and waiting for someone to take our orders. “What was all that silence about?”

“What do you mean?”

I try to be gentle.

“You know, there sitting with the others. You had your face glued to the screen.”

When he gets it, he dismisses it with a swift gesture of his hand. “Oh, it was nothing. Heather and I were discussing logistics and everything. Being divorced is fun… yay.”

He tries to laugh it off, and I let him. I’m not going to insist. Plus, the waiter has come. He asks for a margarita, and I order Zara’s gin & tonic and a martini for me. We’d usually have beers and that’s all, but today we’re going glam, I tell myself.

“What about you?”, he asks after the waiter goes away.

“What about me?”

“You were talking to Zara there on the table, but I noticed you didn’t say a word during the whole taxi journey”. His smirk is now visible, half of a grin painted on his face.

“You know, Clara and everything…” now it’s me who dismisses it.

“Okay, okay. Whatever you say.”

“It’s true, Anthony” I justify myself.

He doesn’t answer. He doesn’t say anything for a while, enough to make it all slightly uncomfortable… to both of us? He just looks at me, that grin still there.

“You know you look stunning tonight, right?”

I stutter for some moments: he’s caught me off-guard. I look back at him suspiciously, trying to decipher what does he want to get with this… or where does he want to get. But because it surprised me, I don’t verbalize my doubt.

“Um”, I try to return the compliment, “you don’t look too bad yourself”. With an added smile, because it didn’t seem too natural.

When I say it, I notice he does look good. I guess it’s the routine and seeing him every day, but yeah, he’s looking good. Dark hair growing, not so short anymore, a Parliament t-shirt and a matching burgundy blazer… and his eyes are shining as he almost-imperceptibly shortens the distance between us. What’s going on?

“Damn it, Amy, you know what he’s doing. He’s flirting all the time, so why did you think your time wouldn’t come?” I internally laugh at it, and try to take things lightly.

“Thank you”, he says, almost chuckling, “that was what I was aiming for when I got dressed up.”

“Oh, what a surprise” I smile, playing dumb. “By the way, where’s my Martini? I’m thirsty, come on”

“I paid the waiter so he would give us time to talk...” he jokes.

“Shut up, Anthony” I shake my head laughing.

“Nah, just kidding but I don’t mind waiting if it’s with you.”

“Come on! Not as funny as you think…” I protest, not sure if I’m serious or not.

The band onstage start playing an interesting arrangement of Sunny, originally by Boney M.: they’re good, very good, but Anthony looks disappointed.

“I thought they were going to play some Parliament to honor my tee”, he says, pulling a face and turning his back to the counter to have a better view. Then he sighs: “I’ll have to go pay them something too.”

I smile, uncapable of laughing. I’m too weirded out by this situation. I know my response is not really natural: knowing him for as long as I’ve known him, I shouldn’t worry about this, but although I’m trying, it’s hard for me to keep things light. He’s got a natural talent to socialise, and for that I admire him, but I myself feel like I were at a crossroads.

“Amy”, he begins, reaching my cheek to caress it, “are you okay?”

He runs his thumb across my jaw, close to my lips. His touch is soft and gentle, but my body freezes. I see three cocktails landing on the counter right next to me. I see his eyes, dark and meaningful, empty of second intentions, only wanting me to feel better. But it’s a bit too much for me. I can’t follow him.

I get a step away from him, visibly distressed. I take a deep breath and get my drink.

“I’m sorry” I say, avoiding his eyes. “I think I need a bit of fresh air.”

I manage to fake a smile. “Can you give this to Zara?” I ask, pointing at the gin & tonic, and without waiting for an answer, I get out.

Outside, the night is dark.

[theantisocialcritic]

This AntiSocial Life: 63 Posts About E3!

E3 2017 is in it’s final hours at this point and what remains are the game demos and developer interviews to get us some insights for the upcoming games just announced. As far as i’m concerned with the big announcements under the bridge it’s time to gather our collective thoughts and reflect on what’s been announced. 

This was not a great E3. I’ve been watching these conferences live since 2011 and i’m hard pressed to remember a conference where so much time was spent talking about so few major game releases. There were pretty much as many interesting major game announcements as there were conferences. 

Over the course of three days of the conference I imbibed in my normal yearly social media puking session in which I jumped onto social media at every opportunity available to wax opinion on every single announcement I found interesting. For the fun of it this year I started counting them and found myself staring down a total of 63 messages sent over the course of a few days of conference viewing. As I take my time to collect my thoughts on the conference I thought the best way to approach this would be to lay these out in chronological order to best consider my thoughts of the conference. Below the list you will find my basic summary thoughts on the conference so if sorting through social media bile doesn’t suite your fancy I welcome thee to scroll down to the bottom. 

Without further ado… (fair warning, spelling errors abound…)

June 11 at 3:42pm · Hey Everyone! It's that special time of the year! E3 2017! Please forgive the potential barrage of FB commentary about video games. This is like my yearly super bowl.. you know! For nerds!

MICROSOFT CONFERENCE

June 11 at 4:03pm · XBOX 2017 CONFERENCE STARTING

June 11 at 4:07pm · New XBONE! WITH 4K! New console to consider getting after I finished getting caught up with the last 3 generations of Nintendo Consoles I don't own yet!

June 11 at 4:08pm · WHY DIDN'T XBONE SHIP 3.5 YEARS AGO WITH 4K?

June 11 at 4:11pm · XBOX One X! More Power! Less Space! More resolution! MORE OF YOUR MONEY IN OUR WALLETS

June 11 at 4:13pm · Forza 7! Drive Cars Gud! IN 4K!!!!

June 11 at 4:17pm · *spaces out during Forza discussion* ….

June 11 at 4:19pm · 42 GAME ANNOUNCEMENTS?

June 11 at 4:21pm · Dostoyevsky quotes in a game announcement! A+ for literacy! Additional points for anyone in the audience who and point out which book it's from!

June 11 at 4:25pm · Personal Pet Peeve: I love visual fidelity in games but over designing your game only distracts visually from where the gamer will focus. Alternatively the gamer won't notice it in the heat of combat how pretty the water effects are while they're being beheaded.

June 11 at 4:26pm · E3 Post #11 Metro 3! CALLED IT! Metro Exodus looks interesting. It will NOT Look that good but it's cool!

June 11 at 4:26pm · E3 Post #12 Assassins…. *snore* Sorry I fell asleep halfway through my own typing…

June 11 at 4:33pm · E3 post #13 So yah, Egypt angle is unique but… boring game so whatever…

June 11 at 4:37pm · E3 Post #14 Lots of gameplay this year! MUCH NEEDED IMPROVEMENT from previous years

June 11 at 4:46pm · E3 Post #15 WHY IS MINECRAFT STILL A THING?

June 11 at 4:47pm · E3 Post #16 Don't get me wrong, I don't mind Minecraft, i've played it and it's a fine game and all. It's 6 YEARS OLD at this point though.

June 11 at 4:47pm · E3 Post #17 Minecraft in 4K…. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

June 11 at 4:48pm · E3 Post #18 *continued from previous post* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

June 11 at 4:52pm · E3 Post #19 DragonBall Fighter Z looks pretty awesome!

June 11 at 4:59pm · E3 Post #20 Sea of Thieves had the WORST showing at last year's show with that terrible "live stream" of it. It's so bizarre that RARE of all studios is making a game that infuses the old school charm of their N64 adventure games with modern multiplayer/online crap.

June 11 at 5:14pm · E3 Post #21 Super Lucky's Tale looks awesome! There's a huge drought in 3D platforming games in modern games. I wanna play this!

June 11 at 5:14pm · E3 Post #22 Cupboy will come out this year! THEY SWEAR!!

June 11 at 5:30pm · E3 post #23 Live piano on stage. CRAP IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

June 11 at 5:30pm · E3 post #24 Don't know what this Ori is but it looks nuts

June 11 at 5:31pm · E3 Post #25 WHAAT?? Original Xbox Compatability with the XBONE!

June 11 at 5:32pm · E3 Post #26 DJIOIOHTIOEHOIHDIOHIOHDIOHFIO CRIMSON SKYS ON XBONE ioro8thiorhtioahrtoihsiodfhgiofdhioa

June 11 at 5:35pm · E3 Post #27 If this conference doesn't end with ANY Halo content i'm chucking the Xbone remote out the window…

June 11 at 5:41pm · E3 Post #28 Bioware's Anthem looks ok. I didn't catch the EA conference so i'm probably missing some context. Honestly though are we all really forgetting that this is the same developer that gave us Dragon Age 2 and Mass Effect Andromeda?

June 11 at 5:46pm · E3 Post #29 *Prophetically chucks XBONE controller out window* (see post 27)

June 11 at 5:48pm · E3 Post #30 Main take aways from XBOX conference: -Metro Exodus -Dragonball Fighter Z -Super Lucky's Tale -Extended Backwards Compatibility See y'all again in 5 hours for Bethesda conference!

BETHESDA CONFERENCE 

June 11 at 10:55pm · E3 Post #31 Bethesda stream starts in 5 minutes :3 

June 11 at 11:03pm · E3 Post #32 Annoying intro is annoying

June 11 at 11:05pm · E3 Post #33 GET ON WITH IT!!

June 11 at 11:06pm · E3 Post #34 VR..... ALL OF MY HATE!!!

June 11 at 11:08pm · E3 Post #35 Doom/Fallout VR look terrible…

June 11 at 11:11pm · E3 Post #36 Elder Scrolls Online expansion, good gosh please get to SOMETHING

June 11 at 11:13pm · E3 Post #37 Who's bright idea was Bethesda land?

June 11 at 11:19pm · E3 Post #38 Skyrim on the Nintendo Switch has amibo support so you can get Link cloths/master sword in the game... Well I'm sold on that concept!

June 11 at 11:21pm · E3 Post #39 So is Dishonored an expansion or a spin off game?

June 11 at 11:24pm · E3 Post #40 Wait what? QUAKE BETA IS LIVE?!? Hold my Dew!!!

June 11 at 11:28pm · E3 post #41 Huh... Evil Within 2 coming out in October. Neat!

June 11 at 11:40pm · E3 Post #42 Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus is the only really interesting reveal of the conference other than the Quake Beta. No Elder Scrolls 6 news... This E3 is a wash so far. There have been maybe 3 major games announced between Battlefront 2, Metro and Wolfenstein II. Assuming Ubisoft is a wash the ball now falls into Sony's court for some sort of huge reveal.

THE FOLLOWING DAY

Yesterday at 9:57am · E3 Post #43 XBox One X as an acronym is just X.B.O.X. 

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Yesterday at 10:00am · E3 Post #44 The interesting takeaway from this E3 so far is that it seems that developers are shying away from announcing games more than a year out from release (usually the norm). This is probably why we didn't get big Elder Scrolls 6 or Halo updates. It's a smart move that prioritizes new games but the loss of long term excitement for upcoming games.

UBISOFT CONFERENCE

Yesterday at 3:03pm · E3 Post #45 Ubisoft conference time!

Yesterday at 3:04pm · E3 Post #46 MIYAMOTO!

Yesterday at 3:12pm · E3 Post #47 Mario/Rabids is literally just XCOM for kids.

Yesterday at 3:34pm · E3 Post #48 Real talk on The Crew 2 Physics/Game Design/Sound Design for racing games is seriously difficult work that takes top of the line talent to pull off. No disrespect to all the hard working people who do it. It's kind of lost on me though given that all these racing games look exactly the same.

Yesterday at 3:36pm · E3 Post #49 What in the heck is Transference? It looks like a rip off of a bad Johnny Depp movie... IN VR GUYS!!

Yesterday at 3:49pm · E3 Post #50 Between Sea of Thieves and Skull and Bones 2018 will have 2 huge pirate games.

Yesterday at 3:54pm · E3 Post #51 Star-Link looks interesting. Not entirely sold on an adult version of amibos but it's unique!

Yesterday at 4:09pm · E3 Post #52 Beyond Good and Evil 2 15 years after the original game.

SONY CONFERENCE

E3 Post #53 Sony has so much money they can afford an Indian band and a waterworks display on stage…

E3 Post #54 Sonys official switch stream doesn't have audio... NINTENDO SAVE US!!

E3 Post #55 My man! Shadow of the Colossal Remastered! One of the greatest games of all time on the PS4!

E3 Post #56 "Todd Howard must be killed... Skyrim must be stopped..." -Anonymous Friend

E3 Post #57 The audience in the Sony conference is so hilariously unenthusiastic

E3 Post #58 Detroit looks like an ok-ish spiritual successor to Heavy Rain. Unfortunately the game is based on the idea that Detroit will become a techno-wonderland. My suspension of disbelief doesn't extend so far.

E3 Post #59 Sony must be really comfiest in Insomniacs SpiderMan game to finish the conference on it. Suprised we didn't get a Last of Us 2 update…

NINTENDO CONFERENCE

E3 Post #60 Final Conference for E3 Nintendo Spotlight

E3 Post #61 METROID PRIME 4 ANNOUNCED!!

E3 Post #62 Mario Oddessey looks pretty awesome

E3 Post #63 That's all for this long series of Posts about E3! Hope y'all can forgive me in time for next June! X)

(*Author’s Note* Didn’t watch PC Gaming Show… who cares?)

SUMMARY 

Best Game in Show - Mario Oddessey

Best of Microsoft - Metro Exodus

Best of EA - Star Wars: Battlefront II (by default) 

Best of Bethesda - Wolfenstein II

Best of Ubisoft - Beyond Good and Evil (IF It actually happens) or Mario+Rabids

Best of Sony - Shadow of the Colossus Remastered

Best of Nintendo - Mario Oddessey 

Most Exciting Announcement - Metroid Prime 4

Best Conference - Ubisoft/Nintendo (loose tie) 

Worst Idea in Show - Bethesda’s Paid Mod Support

Worst Conference in Show - Sony

Best Cringe of E3 2017 -

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