#<– def not a pun xp

[zu-is-here]

Hotline is a mute story about Sans serving clients by phone until he receives an unusual call.

[1/27] Underlust by nsfwshamecave

[stupid-for-simping]

YOUR DREAM CAR IS A NISSAN LEAF??

I’ve got a pretty old leaf(like ten years) that I got super cheap when a teacher moved. Legally it’s not mine but I named him Erickson so he’s basically mine. Is it exceptionally beat up? Yes. Can I only get to a 35 mile radius and back on a full battery? Also yes. Is it still something that makes me happy because I can drive and it isn’t hurting the environment too much?? Exceptionally so!!!

Anyways yes I agree they’re very neat cars even if mine doesn’t fit the ‘cute’ bit and has outlived the app that connects to it

How have you been??? I am sending hugs and coco

Sweet!! Well you named it, so it's yours now lol

That honestly sounds perfect for my needs, I'm glad you are a supporter of that kind of car! It's great to hear that it's decent and durable. Love the name X,D

OMG I JUST GOT THE PUN

Back and forth, up and down. (Thanks for asking!! You're literally too good to me) Today's good! I spent a few hours with my sib down at the creek by my house collecting glass for art projects. Now I'm *working* on my wip books, trying to feel accomplished XP

What about you? Doing alright? Watched any cool shows lately? (the new Matilda musical on Netflix is ***** five stars def recommend btw)

[sveasauvageon]

Svea's Snapchat || HSWW

☾♔; March 3, 2018 ☾♔; sotd: Aphrodisiac by Eleftheria Eleftheriou ☾♔; comedian otd: Sean Lock   ☾♔; Svea's Snapchat ☾♔; {G} https://goo.gl/PnjH23 ☾♔; Mod(s): @.miky94

inspired by @.themadmonarchist

TBH, I'm not very familiar with snapchat, my only understanding of it is from tv shows and such. I've never even had an account. Having said that, I'm super in love with this group and totally wanted to make one anyway. XP

Featured not-mine OC's (in order of first appearance) - Henry Clark | @.lady-stoneheart - Syn Lothbrok | @.ghostpastey - Minah Delacroix | @.maybones - Mason Thygeson | @.melophilia-c - Tyler Lee | @.maybones - Eloise Avery | @.themadmonarchist - Theo Nott | @.themadmonarchist - Tavvy Thygeson | @.melophilia-c

Posts (or snaps, or whatever) -going top to bottom, left to right-

1. Caption: I need it in my life!!!!   Context: A fashion show somewhere. Defs somewhere in Europe, I wanna say Milan, just because. (okay, tbh, I need it in my life. It's so perfect for like half of my oc's! someone who's good at editing please make an edit of it for me!)

2. Caption: Oh look, a pretty fountain! #howhipsterofme Context: Idk what I'm doing. the stupid hashtag is supposed to a stupid joke. I don't get it either.

3. Caption: He looks so serious, but he's crying inside. Context: he crying because his girlfriend cannot turn off eurovision. it too AWESOME!!!! That's around the 6th straight hour of an endless loop of Yodel it. Tag: @.lady-stoneheart (Henry Clark)

4. Caption: "Hufflepunk" more like huffleHOTAF. Context: I didn't really have one when I picked, I just thought she looked mega hot, but I'll say it Syn with Svea and some others at Allsång På Skansen (a swedish outdoor concert type thing that happens every tuesday during the summer, Eurovision artists always show to perform. Not all of them and not on every day, but at least once. Mooms-mooms hosted it a few times, performed in 2015 after he won.) Tag: @.ghostpastey (Syn Lothbrok)

5. Caption: When your aunt keeps playing the piano despite 12 reminders that she can't. #drunkAF Context: Aunt Brigitta getting drunk af at a christmas party and banging her fingers on the piano for some reason. Idk why.

6. Caption: Okay, Europe is drunk. There's like 3 hours left, but someone call us a cab after please. Context: The Eurovision Song Contest. That's all the context you need tbh.

7. Caption: A flower crown for a flower Queen Context: again, I got nothing. I should've left out these captions. I just saw it and it reminded me of Minah. Tag: @.maybones (Minah Delacroix)

8. Caption: yike, why so serious? Context: nope, nothing. Absolutely none. I just thought it was funny, which it's not 'cause Hannibal. But idk. Tag: @.melophilia-c (Mason Thygeson)

9. Caption: Just the absolute cutest! Context: sister-complex, she definitely has some kind of a sister-complex. Not as bad as Henry's (@.lady-stoneheart) brother-complex, but still.

10. Caption: Embrasse-moi dis-moi que tu m'aimes #JUSTKISSALREADY Context: actual aggressive shipper, Svea Sauvageon Tag: @.maybones (Minah Delacroix and Tyler Lee)

11. Caption: Got her in the dress, but the black lipstick stayed. She pulled it off, but still! Context: Idk, some fancy pants Scandi party with Syn. Tag: @.ghostpasty (Syn Lothbrok)

12. Caption: Black and white makes everyone look, and then there's you. how the fu.ck is anyone that beautiful? Context: I got nothing. My heart just skipped 60 beats when I saw the picture. Tag: @.themadmonarchist (Eloise Avery)

13. Caption: Always posing for google earth. Context: fck all. I dunno, maybe caught posing whilst they're all studying in the library or something? Idk. Tag: @.themadmonarchist (Theo Nott)

14. Caption: Goding. Context: I don't really have any. I just thought it'd be hilarious for Svea to send that snap to Syn with that caption (which the swedish "term of endearment", apparently, meaning "tasty") Tag: @.lady-stoneheart (also kind of @.ghostpastey)

15. Caption: What a cutie. Context: fck all. I got nothing, I just think she looks super cute there. Tag: @.melophilia-c (Tavvy Thygeson)

16. Caption: I can't tell if my room is actually that bright, or it's just my eyes readjusting. Context: Not as funny as some pun I had an hour ago, but I forgot it! Anyway, it's about the lack of light and sht in the slytherin common room and dorms, since they're in the dungeons and beneath the Black Lake.