#<== has paranoia up the ass at all times. btw.

[euclydya]

like even if it is an april fools thing it's Weird normal users r seeing it available days before (we can't find that at all on our app btw so. iOS only rn ig??) and also. oh good lird. this better apply to Just posts made on april fools bc if this Is this year's april fools thing and it applies to Any Post On The Site No Matter How Old . i will die lmao

[transfemlogan]

I have multiple self insert fics. Do u guys want 2 read me making out w/ logan sanders (yes u do)

"Write that sanders sides fic!" I literally forget every single fic idea ive ever had after i have them so . I unfortunately Will Not be able 2 do that

[ikamigami]

Was not expecting Moon and Monty to immediately get smashed-off-their-ass drunk together and Puppet is the sober one but oh well, Moon's gonna have a fun time with that hangover

Yeah, he'll have a fun time with that.. I hope though that he won't be too angry.. cause idk how Sun will take it :/ (that's why it's important to drink responsibly so you won't make others around you worry too much or be uncomfortable around you)

Though I'm not surprised that Moon got drunk so quickly lol he kinda seems like someone who gets drunk easily

But for Monty.. I didn't expect them to get drunk so quickly.. but I knew that they got drunk sometimes with Foxy..

And I think that it was kind of expected that Puppet wouldn't get drunk lol

Also.. I'd like to address something here if you don't mind it, dear anon..

Cause let me be clear.. this was a funny episode where friends are hanging out together, drinking alcohol and getting drunk.. and it was obviously made to be fun episode..

While on the other hand Sun's drinking was never presented in a funny way.. in most instances when Sun's drinking habits were brought up someone was worried - New Moon, Puppet, Foxy - so it was setting a completely different tone compared to whenever Monty and Foxy or now Monty and Moon got drunk..

And let me tell you something.. people were upset about me saying that Sun might have an alcohol problem.. mostly because of their personal experiences with alcoholism.. and while that's valid.. at the same time people don't have to get drunk - because this was most common argument against Sun having drinking problem because he wasn't drunk - to become addicted to alcohol because that's not how addiction works :)

If you drink daily to relax - ease anxiety or whatever - and you also lie about your drinking habits - how many drinks you have per day etc. - and you act reckless - you're breaking law or you're making bad decisions - it's a huge red flag and it means that even if you're not getting drunk from drinking alcohol, it's still affecting you - your decision making - which is one of the easiest ways to become an alcoholic..

And this is exactly what was with Sun.. and now he stopped drinking - from drinking every single day to not drinking at all - and he's in worse mental state.. like again it's understandable considering what happened with New Moon and that NM tried to kill Earth and Puppet tried to force Sun to agree on killing NM.. but at the same time they brought up a few times already that Sun is thinking about finding himself new drinks - and what's worth noting is that drinking alcohol worsen symptoms of psychotic disorders (and other mental disorders as well) but the same goes for when someone experience withdrawal..

And again we can clearly see that Sun is in worse mental state than he was before - even before his first (major) psychotic episode - he's more depressed, he's paranoid (recent example - his uneasiness around cutouts in Moon's lab and in case you didn't know it is caused by paranoia), he's most probably experiencing hallucinations and he's having suicidal thoughts and most probably he's having delusional thoughts - also Sun's hands are shaking a lot but because he has anxiety it can't be used as hard proof that Sun is experiencing a physical symptoms of withdrawal, same is with him being more tired and him lacking motivation or that he doesn't enjoy doing the usual activity or he's performance is worse than usual cause it's most definitely caused by his depression.. but than again all of these symptoms could get worse because of alcohol withdrawal..

I wouldn't be surprised if Sun started drinking in secret (secret drinking is a thing btw) just to cope with his symptoms but mostly with hallucinations, delusions and suicidal thoughts.. but it may not happen.. but if it did happen it'd make his mental state even worse..

Also I'm treating this very seriously.. just because I'm not including people's experiences regarding this topic it doesn't mean that I'm treating it as a joke.. because I'm not.. I'm talking about Sun and I compare his experiences with experiences of those people who match.. comparing Sun's experiences to everyone else's would be pointless and just straight up stupid..

Sorry if this come across as rude but I was accused of not treating mental disorders seriously and with respect just because people don't like that I relate to Sun - when surprise surprise they do exactly the same thing with their favourites - so you can imagine how much frustrating it is to me (especially if you know about my mental issues and what I went through in this fandom)

But again I'm sorry for ranting under your ask, dear anon cause most definitely it wasn't something you were expecting to see in the answer..

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ROSSSSS ok. yhesterday u asked for like details and habits and skills nhw virion would have picked up from the greats and theyre still living in my head Rent Fucking Free so im gonna throw some stuff in ur inbox bc i want 2 talk abt them SO BAD

ok so strider definitely contributed to virion’s paranoia. thats just. yeah. he didn’t really Mean To it just kind of Happened. bro did not realize that saying “keep your eye out for anything or anyone when you’re out alone on the streets because if someone Can hurt you, they Will” would scare a kid into being Perpetually Anxious!!!! virion definitely looks over his shoulder like every ten seconds whenever he’s out, even if he’s not in costume, bc strider drilled that into his head. Always Be Cautious Always Be On Your Toes!!!! strider also taught him basic street fighting. showed him how to fight dirty!! virion does tend to carry around a few concealed weapons and he started doing that because of strider

meanwhile chungus (i love u chungus ur name is so fucking stupid) taught virion how to fight fair!!! i���m still working on chungus’s backstory and trigger event but i like to think he was a wrestler and/or boxer in school, so he taught virion the Rules of fighting, how to take down an opponent without really hurting them, how to take down people who are heavier and bigger than him, etc. it’s not knowledge that virion uses a lot but in fights with no weapons he still automatically goes into Proper Boxer Fighting Stance. also he has totally accidentally put someone in a headlock because of instincts when they’ve snuck up on him

greyson!! greyson taught virion how to hold all manners of weapons. daggers swords shields you name it!! not really because greyson thought it would be particularly useful, just mostly for fun bc no way this kid is ever going to need to use these!! he got a lot more little habits from greyson tho, like stuff he doesn’t really notice but it is from greyson. he taps his fingers on his arm when he’s impatient, picks at the skin around his nails, stuff like that. he also knows a lot about medieval weaponry bc greyson liked to infodump and virion Absorbed that knowledge. will sometimes find himself going on tangents about how catapults were used in the 1500’s if the topic somehow comes up but he will shut the fuck up once he realizes what he’s doing and gets reminded of greyson and suddenly feels Bad and Horrible at the reminder. yeagh

min did try to teach him stuff but there wasn’t much she knew that she thought would be super useful. she was learning math and physics in college before leviathan hit her hometown, but virion was never really one for academics!!! but he did try to listen to her on the rare occasions she talked about it. he picked up more little habits from her, like he chews on things like his hoodie strings or even his hair when he’s thinking really hard, she taught him how to braid hair and he’ll find himself copying how she braided his sometimes when he’s messing with ashe’s hair, and whenever he’s holding a pen he clicks it really fast like a million times before he even does anything with it. keep his ass out of school he cannot pick up a math or physics textbook without thinking about min and he will think about her the entire class

RAMMM ILY RAM..... he taught virion how to hold guns. any gun he could think of ram was like okay i gotta teach this kid how to shoot and handle this thing correctly and safely. btw i decided ram’s trigger event was him and some friends being stupid in college and playing drunken russian roulette. u can imagine!!! how well that went!!! i wanted to make his sudden innate Knowledge about guns be horribly ironic and also painful for him <3 so now he’s fucking Insistent that virion learn how to handle guns and how to Know when they’re loaded and to ALWAYS KNOW WHERE THE BULLET IS. VERY IMPORTANT. whenever virion’s handling a gun he Always makes sure he knows how many bullets he has left, where his ammo is, never leave the safety off when he puts it down, etc etc. Very Persistent with gun safety. ram has also drilled it into his head to never drink when holding weapons. actually very insistent that virion Never Drink Ever actually. also his southern mannerisms rubbed off on virion juussssst a little bit. virion calls wibby “darlin” once and william has a heart attack over it. virion doesn’t even realize he’s doing it!!! he says ain’t and y’all sometimes and doesn’t even notice until one of the other wards points it out and asks why and virion has an internal breakdown about it

ALPHONZ..... MY LOVE...... i think. for the first little bit after joining the greats, alphonz was in his breaker state A Lot and was not able to get out of it half the time. so in virion’s early life, he just has memories of this bright glowing angel-lookin guy in the room whenever he was around the greats. out of his breaker state tho!! alphonz tried to teach virion religion for a bit, but virion’s parents managed to convince alphonz to leave it alone because if virion wanted to go down that path someday he’d find it on his own, etc etc yk and alphonz eventually conceded. he did read bible stories to virion as bedtime stories though!! virion thought they were fun little fiction stories, and also alphonz’s voice was just nice to fall asleep to, so his parents didn’t mind. to this day virion can probably still recite like half the bible from memory. he doesn’t believe in god but maybe he’s got like. an old cross necklace that alphonz gave him once and he wears it under his shirt sometimes like in memory of alphonz. he chews on the pendant sometimes—thanks min for the chewing stim!!!—and the metal has small scratches and teeth marks. if the chain ever breaks or he loses the pendant he will lose his mind

ANYWAY. YEAH. THIS TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO TYPE OUT IM SO SORRY FOR PUTTING A NOVEL IN YIOUR INBOX. THEY’RE JUST. LIVING IN MY HEAD RENT FREE RN. BRAIN IS SOUP. THINKING ABOUT NHW GREATS. U KNOW HOW IT IS

AUGH............................

[buff-muffin]

(I'm @beanghostprincess btw this is just my main acc) Please please, I need more ideas of yours for the headcanon of Sabo being deaf in one ear. Because the reblog you wrote was awesome and I desperately need more of it. Besides, I would love to make it a bit angstier and write about him struggling but I don't have any experience with this and I think your opinions would be great <3333

AAAAA IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE IT NJSDNIJSXN OK OK BUT IF YOU WANT ANGST YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW HALF DEAFNESS WORKS. I don’t mind explaining this shit so dw I’m giggling as I write this.

I will say as a like, heads up I was born deaf in one ear Sabo lost it later on so I’m not 100 right but shut up self projection whoop whoop. I can to what I want. You can at least be half right with this information.

So unlike regular deafness it’s important to note Sabo still has one perfectly working ear. An ear that works overtime.

You need two ears to be able to figure out where noises come from cause it will be slightly louder and softer in each ear ect (idk man). Sabo doesn’t have that hence why my thought of needing Koala to be a quick guide for him. Without her help, he’s just gotta look around till he figures out what made the noise. Obviously he doesn’t have to worry too much about sneak attacks n shit cause of Haki but like. A enemy transponder snail calling and Koala is gone? He’s spinning in a circle and moving his head around till the noise gets louder and he can figure out WHERE THE FUCK IT IS.

This plus a pinch of paranoia and left on his own? Delectable. Hearing noises like distant gunshots, explosions, footsteps but can’t sense anyone and can’t figure out where they are or even where to go to help? Horrifying. ESPECIALLY A YOUNGER SABO NEW TO THIS DISABILITY.

Also in social settings this can be super tiring as in loud spaces all that noise is going into one ear and can make hearing one person trying to talk to you directly nearly impossible and rather overwhelming, that’s why I find the Luffy being loud enough to hear in a crowd delightful. There’s no strain cause Luffy is just that loud. But like. Ya know, War zones are pretty loud. And when you’re reaching your stress and social battery limit and you suddenly can’t seem to hear your best friend over the sound of canonballs? I’d be pretty damn close to tears too Sabo.

Also for a short while kid Sabo was probably easily snuck up on at least till he adjusted cause he can’t tell what side people are coming from. And when you get jumpscared cause you didn’t hear someone multiple times in an hour? It makes you feel like ASS

OH!!! Another juicy thing you could use is stripping him of his sight (as in a blindfold or a dark room) and forcing him to rely on his poor hearing to navigate. He can’t hear what’s going on and when you’re stripped of your senses it’s very easy to panic since your body can’t readjust itself.

Dude there is SO MUCH ANGST TO PLAY WITH.

Anyways as a little fluff palette cleanser: The revs obviously learned to adjust to their chief of staff’s disability and Sabo’s personal transponder snail wiggles when it’s ringing so he can know it’s his snail ringing not someone else’s. Any snail given to Sabo must be trained for this.

Ok fr though I hopes this helps! Feel free to ask more about this or ask me more specific things when it comes to your writings if you’re unsure I am always happy to help!!

[malka-lisitsa]

Why is your Katherine so obsessed with Stefan? I know she was obsessed with him in the show but you take it up a notch and it comes across as Stefan being Katherine's main personality trait. I think it leaves a poor taste for a woman's life to revolve around a man so much that it takes a big chunk of her autonomy. Stefan has done so much to her and it's overall a poor choice to me. I don't think Katherine - being the bad bitch that she is - would pine after Stefan after he has treated her in the worst ways :/

I thought about this all day, and I decided to answer it anyway so here goes.

Katherine is extremely obsessed with Stefan in the show too? Like the second she saw him that was her entire goal in life was to be with him? She watched him for 145 years while she planned her big break for freedom from Klaus so she could be with him for REAL- She ONLY came out of the shadows because Stefan started fucking around with Elena. "I came back for you." She literally screwed herself over revealing herself to them because of Stefan. She continues to help Stefan for the entire 3 year he absolutely treats her like shit.

Which btw she DOES fuck him up several times in retaliation but never stops trying to win him back even though he's spat in her face several times. She gets turned human literally tries to off herself and Stefan just says "Suck it up" and shes right back on the obsessive wagon to win Stefan back. He fucked her, snubbed her, literally SHATTERED HER ENTIRE WORLD- and she STILL snatched Elena's body with the goal of getting Stefan back. Which was the dumbest choice on her part- but you know what she was terrified of death, out of her damn MIND with paranoia and clinging to the thing she KNOWS makes her happier than anything else- STEFAN.

LITERALLY GETS SENT TO HELL AND COMES BACK AFTER STEFAN- So yes absolutely she pines after him despite all the shitty things he did to her.

The only thing that changes in my writing? Is I give the emotional insight to why she acts like that. The internal drive. The bond that she feels to him in detail as opposed to us just seeing her on screen saying she loves Stefan.

Katherine got Silas levels of the Doppelganger draw and it fucked her up badly. She absolutely was obsessed with Stefan she loves him more than anything or anyone. Katherine's goal has been LOVE since she was a human. She was literally a shadow of an extremely tragic love story. AND YET- while being completely bound to him in ways not even she fucking understands she still found a way to be the baddest bitch of all. She didnt LOSE anything by loving Stefan so hard. She CHOSE to dedicate everything she had to being with him because SHE WANTED her happy ending. Katherine decided what she wanted and KATHERINE went after it.

It didn't take anything away from her character at all and neither do I.

Saying Katherine is less of a bad bitch because she wants to be with Stefan so bad she acts a little stupid sometimes is the same bullshit as saying house wives are less than career women. Katherine decided what she wanted and she went for it. Just because she decided she wanted a man and not world domination doesnt take ANYTHING away from her. She was NEVER extremely ambitious she ONLY wanted to be HAPPY and STEFAN MADE HER HAPPY.

Katherine's main personality trait is that she wants her happy ending, she wants to be loved the way she loves, she wants to be able to keep and enjoy that love, and she wants what she fucking wants when she wants it. Shes a driven highly capable woman and her choice of main focus being Stefan doesnt take any of that shit away from her. Shes a BAD ASS with or without Stefan, but SHE wants STEFAN.

It would be so out of character to just have her decide she doesn't care that much and fuck off to do... what? Shes not a world domination type. She only wants safety and love- so if she ditched Stefan she'd just go after another lover. Oh wait like Elijah. And when that didnt work out she went right back to Stefan. So really idk what your beef is here. Katherine has always been a character whos main trait was she wants love. Just turns out the love she wants is Stefan's.

She makes shitty choices sometimes that get her in hot water regarding Stefan but none of her autonomy is ever taken from her unless Klaus is involved because he literally compels her. Katherine does what Katherine wants at all times PERIOD. Idk what kind of new age feminism you're trying to force on Katherine as a character but her being all about love and just wanting her happy ending doesn't make her any less of a bad ass and personally I think it's kinda sad that you'd say that.

Katherine was the fox that out ran the hound for 500 years both WITH and WITHOUT Stefan. She continued to thwart his plans and be a general thorn in his side, she continued to be the badest bitch, and an absolute legend ALL WHILE pining after Stefan. Katherine wanted to be happy and she knew Stefan made her happy. It takes nothing from her to have her goal be a happy ending with a man. Sorry that leaves a bad taste in your mouth but I will continue to keep her true to character and her love for Stefan in every verse it's applicable in thank you.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

As many of my followers may be aware of at this point, I have ADHD. It's severe, and I began meds in December at the age of 40. Fucking life changing.

The medication, however, doesn't treat my "impressive" insomnia. Mine is bad enough that I stayed awake for seven days when I was a uni student. I don't remember anything after day three. My flatmates drugged me on day seven, then hauled my ass with benadryl (itthe active ingredient in OTC sleep meds btw) to the ER because sleep deprivation results in my seizures getting really fucking bad.

I have tried different prescription sleep aids. Thry each resulted in hallucinations, sleep paralysis, and exhaustion, and no actual sleep. One med caused me to basically roofie myself; the last thing I remember from that night was my husband glowing in the dark. He's rather saddened by this because apparently we had some seriously outstanding sex. Next night, seventh night on the med, I had what I thought was a dream. A fairy queen invited me to her kingdom if I could find a way through the bathroom mirror. I tried climbing through, but she kept blocking the way. When I woke and went into the bathroom, there were footprints all the way to the ceiling, and everything on the sink counter space was all over the floor. I could've fallen and broken my neck! Decided then and there I'm never using prescription sleep aids again.

Melatonin? I spoke to my neurologist and regular doctor about it. They both highly recommend never using that stuff. Your brain will stop making it naturally and demand higher and higher doses. It will get to the point of being completely ineffective, and you will have to stop using it in order to force your brain to make it naturally. Seeing as my brain is already plenty fucked up (epilepsy, brain damage from seizures and now black listed seizure meds, 10 years of klonipin because my previous doctors decided that was fine), I'm not touching the stuff.

For the last four or so years, I've been using a hemp-based edible made by Moonwlkr. It's 25mg CBD and 5mg THC in each dosage. No high for me because I'm asleep within about 10 minutes of it kicking in, followed by six wonderful hours of sleep. This stuff has been life changing! I wake up with less pain, not even remotely sleepy, and it's amazing!

Unfortunately, I have three doses left. It costs $40 for a month's worth of this. Not bad, really, unless you're broke. This stuff is vastly different from weed-based edibles. I don't quite know how to explain it other than weed-based makes me silly, my heart rate goes up, occasional paranoia, munchies, hard time physically relaxing enough to sleep, hard time waking up because I don't feel like I slept, dry af mouth and eyes. With my hemp-based sleep edible, I basically melt into slumber, no hunger or munchies, and wake up with mild dry mouth and dry eyes.

I'll have to use weed-based until I can afford my regular stuff, which has me very unhappy. Do not suggest using the OTC meds found at any pharmacy. The active ingredient is the same as benadryl, and it doesn't play well with two of my meds.

If you would like to help me get my medicine, I have my shop here. Prices start at $0 for digital downloads, and everything comes with the option to pay more. There are a few quilts there as well, and the lowest cost is just $85 for a miniquilt/mug rug. There are also several original paintings I'm selling.

Any funding beyond my medicine will be applied to bills and my ko-fi goal.

Before anyone suggests I try this or that to help me sleep, save your energy. I cannot do yoga due to being entirely unable to put weight on my hands, my knees dislocate, thighs dislocate, and I have a back injury that makes most poses extremely painful. Meditation has triggered some of my worst seizures, and three neurologists I've had all said thr same thing: my epilepsy doesn't play well with meditation. There's a reason people who provide guided meditation warn people who have epilepsy that meditation can result in seizures. Many herbal teas made for sleeping fuck with my meds, my brain, and my allergies. Chamomile is in the same family as ragweed, and if you're allergic to ragweed you should avoid chamomile due to a very real possibility of a bad and even deadly allergic reaction. Valerian root can be dangerous for those on seizure, mental illness, and antipsychotic meds as well. I've had insomnia for 41 years and have tried everything. This medication works for me, but I cannot afford right now.

I'm not making this rebloggable simply because last time this happened, I received a deluge of bullshit asks. It's exhausting, and I have better things I can be doing with my time.

[realasslesbian]

I think my paranoia really kicked off when, after having my bank account robbed for the half dozenth time, I wrote a code to identify the offending IP addresses, so I could wreak virtual havoc on any would-be offenders trying to access my bank account, and I got several pings over a year or so, always followed up very quickly by my bank letting me know I was being robbed. This changed in the summer of 2019. I got a ping about the unauthorised access to my bank account, but no follow up from my bank about it. I found this to be a little odd, but at the time I was in the middle of my final legal honours unit, and I figured since no money had been taken, I could just let it slide, I had more important things to attend to. Then I graduated (first class honours, 6.6 GPA btw) and shortly after I graduated I received a threatening letter from the Australian government demanding a sum of $17481. Which was precisely the amount of money in my savings account at the time of that aforementioned ‘ping’. Still, at that point, I had faith in the Australian government, and assumed that surely they wouldn’t access my bank account without my knowledge or permission, just to pull a figure out their ass for a fake debt, a figure they think I’ll pay since I have that money, that would all be just too dystopic, right? But I was curious, so I tracked the IP address. It led me to a building which contained my local Services Australia office. It didn’t take my first class legal honours degree much in the way of sleuthing to find out that actually, the four major banks all have agreements with the Australian government to provide government authorities with unauthorised, unwarranted, uninformed and unfettered access to the bank accounts of their Australian customers. Obviously I can’t prove anything, it’s all just ‘coincidence’, but it was certainly that point when I realised the Australian government has nothing but my misery in its interests and will go to any length to achieve that end.

[spacerockfloater]

Okay random person on the internet who accuses me of not having read the book despite the fact that you’re obviously the one who hasn’t!

If you had read the book, you’d know that Rhaenyra is literally styled ��Maegor with Teats” once she gets her hands on the throne for a short time. She taxes the people. She has daily feasts. She executes servants DAILY due to paranoia and it said that the walls of the Red Keep are full of heads. And ultimately the people would rather DIE than let her continue ruling them. They storm the dragon pits and launch themselves at her dragons and kick her ass out, not only out of the city, but out of fucking Westeros!!! She’s left with so little allies that she has to flee to fucking Essos. Do not come in here and spread misinformation. Rhaenyra was a fucking tyrant. I do not care that she was the realm’s delight at 12 when she was just a doll to entertain them, I care that the moment she finally acquired power over people she became a fucking MONSTER. Her trauma does not excuse all that shit because if you wanna rule over people, you cannot afford to be fucking mentally unstable. Imagine if your president or prime minister started killing you off because his child died and he’s sad. That’s batshit insane. Stop the dick riding. She’s not your saviour just because she’s a woman.

I’m gonna have to laugh at the coloured map you have attached because it is so fucking funny. YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT THE REASON HALF OF WESTEROS LOOKS LIKE IT’S SIDED WITH HER, IS BECAUSE THE NORTH IS THE SIZE OF ALL SIX KINGDOM COMBINED, YET IT IS MOSTLY EMPTY??? This is INSANE. Lmao, imagine how fearsome would it look if you marked down fucking Antarctica on the map as someone’s ally! As Robert tells Ned in “A Game Of Thrones” once he arrives North “I’ve been travelling for weeks North and I’ve never seen your people. Where are they? Are they hiding?” because the North is mostly UNPOPULATED. DAEMON HIMSELF TELLS HER IN THE BOOK: “OUR DRAGONS OUTNUMBER THEIRS BUT OUR ARMY LEAVES MUCH TO BE DESIRED”. Area size is COMPLETELY irrelevant when they are fucking outnumbered. This is such a pitiful attempt to support her. And saying that the houses that backed the Greens were bribed to join them as if war isn’t an investment shows you have no political knowledge. As if Rhaenyra didn’t have to promise House Arryn a dragon to guard them (and the brave and thoughtful Rhaenyra that keeps her promises sent the smallest dragon and her baby to hide them instead of helping them!) and as if Cregan Stark didn’t agree ONLY once Jace agreed to wed his sister. Of course they ALL needed to be bribed! Who the fuck goes to war if they have nothing to gain?? Oh and by the way, your glorious Cregan, who remembered his oath, marched south TWO YEARS AFTER THE WAR STARTED, WHEN THE DANCE HAD ALREADY FINISHED AND THE GREENS WERE SITTING THE THRONE. So helpful, lmfao!

And we’re ABSOLUTELY gonna play the game. Come back, don’t back off because you don’t know how to! I have a gazillion fucking reasons to hate Rhaenyra, mostly because she is an incompetent masochistic crazy murdering tyrant. Read everything I said above. And I support the fucking greens bc they ruled Westeros just FINE while Viserys was king. Let’s remember that Viserys had a peaceful reign because of Otto!!!!! IT WAS OTTO KEEPING THE REALM STABLE AS THE HAND, AND THEN IT WAS ALICENT DOING IT AS THE QUEEN. Why the fuck would I not support them???? Btw I find the fact that the show chose to go with the idea that Aegon is a rapist in order to force us to hate him, while presenting Rhaenyra as this perfect angel (or attempting to do so) COMPLETELY disgusting. And at least Aegon knows what’s up. He knows he’s not fit to rule ANYONE. Rhaenyra has the consequences of her own actions blow up in her face and then cries misogyny. No you idiot, you’re just a bad politician!!! And I’m anti EVERY Targaryen ultimately, get these fucking colonisers out of here. They started ruling aprox. 100 years ago whereas the Hightowers are one of if not THE most ancient house in Westeros.

There’s no such fucking thing as absolute monarchy unless we’re talking about theocracy, like in Ancient Egypt for example. Westeros has FEUDAL monarchy. Because their power rests completely on whether the other houses agree with them or not. Their dragons are an illusion. You can’t keep a kingdom by burning it. They tried that shit with Dorne and they failed. THE KING HAS POWER ONLY AS LONG AS THE PEOPLE BELIEVE HE DOES OR ALLOW HIM TO. HAVE YOU NOT READ ASOIAF? VARYS: POWER RESIDES WHERE PEOPLE BELIEVE IT DOES. It is the people who make the king a king, or the Targs wouldn’t be overthrown ever. And frankly, not even the Targs themselves believe that, because a couple of years later, they start another rebellion and civil war. They start FIVE. Insisting Rhaenyra has devine rights is just brain washing and boot licking. It screams lack of education whatsoever. If you wanna fangirl about her fine, but don’t come here and attempt to reinforce the idea that ANYBODY can be ordained by God to rule bc it’s making you look batshit crazy. Not even the Westerosi believe that or there wouldn’t be a fucking civil war.

And by the way, presenting Lady Matilda as evidence that Rhaenyra also has the right to rule is fucking sad, because yes, GRRM did draw inspiration from her, but ultimately the whole country didn’t want her to rule. The common people themselves stopped her from getting crowned at Westminster Abbey. If that doesn’t tell you everything you need to understand that you can’t FORCE the people to accept a ruler, then you just don’t know what’s up or you live in a country that enjoys the privilege of democracy and you’re too detached from reality. The dance was never just because she was a woman. The Dance happened bc people are power hungry and they are waiting for opportunities. That’s why so many rebellions happened. There were COUNTLESS queens before the Targs ever stepped on Westeros. Houses Arryn and Dorne had queens. Danny rules all of Essos. In the show, Sansa takes the North. Women can absolutely get power and respect in asoiaf if they are capable. Rhaenyra just sucked ass, didn’t inspire respect and lost the game herself with her decision making.

Cersei Lannister & Rhaenyra Targaryen:

Are forced to marry someone they don’t love, so they find solace in the arms of a family member and commit incest

Seduce members of the Royal Guard

Have three bastard kids

Commit atrocities to claim the Iron Throne

Betray their allies when they feel threatened

Rule with fire and blood

Live in constant paranoia so they murder innocent servants whom they believe will betray them, even if said betrayal would be a direct consequence of the way they treat their subjects

Are hated by the people

and lets us not forget the -

But no, please go ahead and tell me all about how Rhaenyra is this feminist icon who has the divine right to rule over hundreds of thousands of people because her daddy said so, therefore if I don’t support her I’m a misogynist.

[taylors-fourth-cat-meow]

"Abusers aren't owed shit"

Yeah...l agree...but with regards to Tamlin, his abuse, majorly exists because A- sjm is a lazy writer B- his fear of losing Feyre C- his PTSD.

I feel like people just love to throw terms like 'abuse' and 'abuse apologists' and 'abusers and their followers' over the internet without realising the actual meaning of it.

Tamlin did abuse feyre. There is no denying that. But him not holding back her hair while she throws up is not abuse. Him not wanting to talk about the horrors the both faced utm is not abuse. Him saying that feyre won't be called high lady when she said she didn't want to called that in not abuse. Him ignoring the letter his illiterate fiancee wrote, saying she was now leaving him cause she is in love with the guy who SA her for three months is not abuse. Him trying everything in his power to get her back from where he thinks she is being tortured is NOT abuse.

But him restricting her from training? Him making decisions about her body and powers? Him restricting her from going out of the manor? (Which btw he does allow her later, with enough protection, which is understandable. Like any member of the royal family of a court/ country requires constant protection. Especially if there are monsters who want them dead. This point is just dumb tbh.) Him locking her in manor? YES THAT IS ABUSE.

Like no one has a problem with you bringing up his actual faults and abuse but just howling and weeping about the smallest of things which are pretty reasonable, just shows how much sjm's ass hair cloud your judgement and critical thinking.

But even with Tamlin's abuse, it isn't born out of the need to gain power over her or to own her. It's born out of fear. Fear of losing someone he loves AGAIN. Fear of losing Feyre AGAIN. He lets his fear of losing her overpower his love for her. He is a protecter by nature. He is from an abusive family. With his father being worse than some one who killed his son's lover and made him watch. No one protected him from all that at a young age. And now he feels the need to do so for others. (Kinda why I think he loved feyre. She fought for him when no one in his childhood ever did.) It's mentioned multiple times how he feels like it's his responsibility to protect his people. And he has been helpless to do so for 50 years. Forced to sit and watch as his people are tortured in concentration camps. Then when he finds a way to free them, finds someone he loves, he is again forced to watch her be SA and tortured and die in front of him while he can do absolutely nothing. Add that to having your whole family massacred while you sleep under the same roof. Boom! You have got a person ruled by the fear losing someone he loves again.

But you know when your "Tamlin is a pathetic abuser who doesn't deserve shit" really falls apart? It's those first chps of acowar. When Feyre is trying her best to an insufferable girls boss and Tamlin is trying his best to make amends. To be better. For Feyre. He is trying to change for his love for Feyre. While in the second book he let his fear win over his love, in acowar, he putting that love over his fear and paranoia. Don't believe me? Quotes from the actual book:

But Tamlin said, “We’ll all try.” That was his new favorite word: try.

“Lucien and I can escort you,” I offered. Tamlin whipped his head to me. I waited for the refusal, the shutdown. But it seemed the High Lord had indeed learned his lesson, was indeed willing to try, as he merely gestured to Lucien. “My emissary knows the wall as well as any sentry.”

“I should apologize.” His eyes flashed. “What for? Perhaps it was a blessing. Magic still surprises me. If she’s angry, it’s her problem.”

But I said to Tamlin, soothing and gentle, “I’ll be fine out there.” I touched his hand, brushing my thumb over the back of his palm. Held his stare. “Let’s not start down this road again.” As I pulled away, Tamlin merely fixed Lucien with a look, any trace of that guilt gone. His claws slid free, embedding in the scar-flecked wood of his chair’s arm. “Be careful.”

He no longer restricts feyre from going out. From having any authority in the house. She sits in on all the meetings with Hybern. She takes them to survey the wall TWICE. Even when she escapes with Lucien, Tamlin isn't there. He trusts her. And he is being a better partner. And after all this. After seeing how much Tamlin has changed. How much he is willing to try for her, for them. Feyre, being her cold-hearted, self- centered self, riles him up, insults him, his intentions for his people and manipulates him and his people into thinking he is purposely hurting her. Which is just untrue.

When he finally realises the snake Feyre is, and the fact that she really is happy with Rhysand. That she is safe. He lets her go.

Hell, not only that, he fcking saves her life in hybern's camp at the risk of his. He gathers a whole ass army even after feyre destroyed his court, brought Autumn forces to the war, that really changed the tide. And lastly. The thing that was his redemption: Gifting Feyre an eternity with her mate by bringing back the same guy who killed his family and tortured and SA his lover to irk him, just so she could be happy. Like that's it. That was his fcking redemption. He realised his mistakes and he fcking did make amends in start of book 3. That's parts done and over. And the part where he has to do some selfless thing for feysand? Like Nesta had to do? That's done too!! So leave him the fck alone! Tamlin is already "redeemed".

[bigskydreaming]

Bruce Wayne upon Henry Cavill returning to the DCU as Superman: 

“Oh, I see somebody decided to go and STEAL MY ENTIRE CHARACTERIZATION on his summer vacation. Nice. Boy scout, my ass. Well, don’t forget where you are now. You’re not in Kansas anymore. OR Middle-Earth. Oh, I’m sorry, I meant “the Continent” (look, all fantasy lands are the same, everyone knows that. Its called the United States of Narnia? Read a map?) Whatever. Just don’t go around thinking you’ll be bringing any of THAT role into this one. Stay in your lane, Kent. I do the brooding around here, and I DON’T share well with others. Ask literally any of my children. I even compete with each of them for their siblings’ time and attention, lmao like why would I share my stuff with you? I’ve never even adopted you, like even a little bit, helloooooo. 

Oh, and btw, I still have my anti-Superman armored suit down in the Batcave. Its filed in the Aisle of All My Mistakes, Obsessively Archived For Posterity and Also Memorialized In A Super-Healthy And Not At All Concerning Way That Has Nothing to Do With Routine Self-Flagellation Because Reasons, no matter what Dick has told you. He’s a habitual liar, picked it up from me. I’m very proud. In addition to my anti-Superman suit I also have a lifetime membership to the Can and Will Repeat My Worst Mistakes Like Clockwork and Learn Nothing From Them Ever Club, so despite how disastrously everything went the last time I got my ass beat by you even WITH ‘prep time,’ no matter what the reddit Rumbles thread started by my sockpuppet account claims - y’know, back when I was manipulated into seeing you as Satan by a supervillain who looked at my ego and paranoia and said well this looks so easy even I almost feel bad about weaponizing it for Evil? - well, Poor Life Choices is the longest committed relationship I’ve ever had in my life and I’m WAY too invested to back down on that front now. I’d just look flaky. 

So in conclusion to this impromptu Powerpoint presentation that I just happened to have handy despite zero advance indicators I might need it and suggests either that I probably SHOULD be tested for the meta-gene or else that I really AM an extra-dimensional Batgod and everybody should be wildly concerned about that, the point is I’m ready to willfully disregard ALL of the aforementioned self-awareness and life lessons that didn’t stick, 100% prepared to throw down all over again if I see even a hint of that lip curling in a derisive half-smirk that suggests ‘I am cursed to share this planet with incompetent dumbasses.’ Just because my legal department still hasn’t figured out how to trademark a Mood even when its mine and I basically invented it, I’m pretty sure, well, that doesn’t mean I’m gonna just stand idly by and let you STEAL IT when plagiarism is a felony that carries a five year sentence. Minimum. Probably. Idk. Look, in this particular universe I mounted machine guns on my car instead of ridiculous physics-defying grappling hooks. I lost sight of Proportionate Responses literal decades ago. This is not new information. Let’s move on.

 Wait, what? No there’s nothing to read into the fact that I make a habit of watching your lips. You’re an alien. I’m a detective. I’m documenting how the topography of your face shifts in response to each and every emotion-incited twitch, all so I can plausibly pull off my ‘I can see into a man’s very soul by deciphering his micro-expressions’ bullshit with you too. Its literally for Science? I’ll write a book on it someday. Maybe. And if I do there will obviously be zero subtext about why I detail Kryptonian musculature in vastly more explicit detail than I do the mechanics of heat vision, duh, like lmao you sound so unhinged right now, literally what even is your deal.”

Bruce, walking away muttering: Who the fuck does this guy even think he is? And just going around adopting random orphans he trains to fight bad guys and save the world? That’s MY move. Everyone knows that! Respect my brand and go get your own, asshole. Jeez.

* this is a joke post that is not in any way meant to speak to OP’s actual interpretation of any Bruce Wayne that matters, just a random expansion on DCU movie Bruce Wayne who I disavow for being the Ultimate Bad Take of that universe on account of what the actual fuck am I supposed to do with a Batman who has his car gun down random henchmen in the name of literally nobody even knows at this point. Like, hello? Now what are he and Jason supposed to fight about and be forever tragically estranged because of? You guys gotta THINK about this stuff before you just go around throwing hundred million dollar budgets at the first pitch to go “here’s how a Superman and Batman fight to the death can still win, actually.” No, but seriously. For real. I just really hate Batfleck’s characterization. Like, with the fiery passion of a hundred thousand suns all competing in the official Universe’s Hottest Supernova competition. And as you can see, I am super reasonable and rational about this and am definitely probably likely to change my mind about it if exposed to just the right counter-argument that I have just never considered or been approached with before. And ‘tis not even an objection to his casting, the aesthetics, not the DC movie universe as a whole. Nay. Nay I say, with much over the top ridiculousness to blunt the edge of any inclination one might have to treat this post seriously because Somebody On The Internet Is Being Wrong persists as a problem that occasionally besets us all. No? That’s literally just me projecting and my experiences are not actually universal? Huh. Weird. Not sure I like that. ANYWAY, to return to the afore-mentioned NAY I SAY(s)....my grudge match is against Batfleck’s characterization and Batfleck’s characterization only. Consider this my love letter to how absurd I find it, rather than an invitation to The Discourse as even my substantial history of arguing molehills into Mount Everests isn’t up to the task of expanding on a thesis that is basically just “I just think it sucks and I hate it, bye.”

[retroellie]

(I love your work btw!!! 🥺💕) Can you make an imagine where the reader is cooking dinner for Ellie, but then Ellie starts feeling a bit needy for the reader while watching her cook, and ends up roughly fucking her on the kitchen counter, which leads to the food being burnt and they end up getting takeout instead? 😩

Summary: Cooking dinner until Ellie gets a nasty idea

A/N: I promised more farm!ellie so here ya go. Thank you for the request love <3 Thank you for enjoying and i know you said take out but like i started writing and was like oh shit they meant modern world, so i completely forgot im sorry AHSJA. Anyways mom!ellie

Warnings: NSFW, Strap-on, Fingering, Pregnant sex

Word count: 3.7K

"Shit." Ellie huffed, shutting the heavy door to the barn.

There was so much work still needed to do on the farm, the hen shed needed to be built still so for now they were spread out across the barn and the cows pen needed to be expanded. There was so much left to do and ellie was nervous y'all might not get it done by the time winter got here.

She had been out there all day working on getting all the animals comfortable in their new homes, the pigs being the hardest. As of right now though the sun was beginning to set and Ellie was starving. You had gone in not too long ago because you were becoming overheated, not well for the baby in your belly.

Ellie walked through the field, seeing how pretty the house looked in the sunset light. All the pretty oranges and reds spread across the wood of the house, she wished she had her sketchbook so she could get down the quick picture before it left her brain.

She reached the house, taking her shoes off so she didn't get mud on the floor. She could hear faint sounds of music, if she was real quiet she could hear you humming along with it. She smiled at the peacefulness she felt right now, suddenly all the stresses she had about the barn vanished. Suddenly she thought the barn was a great idea, if this was how it would be all the time then she could die a happy woman.

She set her shoes next to yours, taking one good look at the fields before going in. The sun buried itself behind the hills, casting a glow on the flowing laundry allowing her to see small peaks of the barn. She couldn't wait for the kid to be running through here, she could see it now. She could see herself running after the kid, small laughs coming from the both of them.... her kid. The thought made her smile.

She finally opened the screen door, the smell of dinner filling the air around her. That's when she saw in the dim light of the candle filled room, you in the middle of it all. You were dressed in a cute little cottage dress that you were given at the baby shower, and one of the women of the town made it for you.

You were making something on the stove, not noticing her presence until the screen door slammed behind her. You jumped slightly, the perks of living in a post-apocalyptic world. You gave a small smile when you realized it was her before averting your eyes to the pot in front of you.

Ellie placed her things down on the small table by your back door, her eyes glued to you. She made her way over to you, seeing a cookbook opened right next to you. There were so many types of vegetables out along with some bread and meat. You always did know how to surprise her with your old world cookbook.

"Long day at work Mrs. Williams?" You smiled, teasing her a bit.

"Long and hard, Mrs. Williams." She came up behind you, placing her large hands on your hips.

She swayed a bit to the music, watching you stir the food in the pot. You smiled at her sudden affection, the feeling of her hands gripping softly at your waist making you blush slightly. One of her hands made its way to your belly, noticing how much bigger it had gotten since y'all moved here.

"How are my girls doing?" She asked, caressing your stomach softly.

When you guys first found this place you were only a couple weeks along, not even 9 weeks along. Now you're almost 6 months old, you have gotten bigger and bigger. Your glow had only increased as well, you looked really good and really happy as well. Most nights were better than others obviously, the paranoia and depression of the outside world can be hard especially on a pregnant woman.

"We're doing okay, she's a little shit and won't settle down but hopefully food will calm her down." You replied, watching as the broth bubbled.

You could feel Ellie's grin on your neck, kisses halting for only a minute just to look down at the bubbles as well. It looked like chicken noodle soup but Ellie couldn't be sure. Her hands continued to caress your belly, feeling as the baby moved around. She will never get used to that, the feeling of a baby in your stomach.

She was dragged out of her thoughts when you turned your head to connect your lips together. She was caught off guard but happily moved her lips to yours, one hand still sitting on your hip and the other slightly pushing you back to rest yourself on her chest. You chuckled into the kiss, pushing her away slightly with your butt.

"Honey, I love you but you smell like a pig pen..." You joked, turning back to the oven. "Go get cleaned up for dinner, it has another 20 or 30 minutes left."

She laughed, stepping away from you for the first time since she came into the house. She gave your ass a soft smack before trailing herself up stairs. You let out a surprised yelp, giggling as you watched her walk to the doorway and stop in her tracks.

"behave yourself while i'm upstairs... You think you can do that?" She joked, giving you a small grin.

"Ugh that'll be impossible...how could I behave myself when I know you're washing pig shit off your hands just up the stairs." You joked back.

Ellie chuckled and made her way upstairs, jogging up the stairs and into your bedroom. It didn't take much to get cleaned up, she just changed into a plain white shirt and some random pair of jeans she found on the dresser.

While she was placing her dirty clothes into the hamper she caught a glimpse of one of your guys toys. It was a strap on, it was one you used often but it worked for the two of you. That's when the best idea came to her, she didn't hesitate in grabbing the strap on. She put it on tightly so it wouldn't fall off.

When she was comfortable with it, not too tight and not too loose she pulled up her jeans. It wasn't too noticeable, the strap was mostly folded in between her legs so it didn't show through her jeans. She smiled at her nasty idea before walking back down stairs, seeing you in the same position you were before. This time your eyebrows were knitted together in frustration, licking your lips which sent tingles through ellie.

She went back to the same position she was at only minutes before her nasty idea, but this time her hands roughly grabbed at you. There was a slight change in her presence than the last time, it was once innocent and peaceful but now it was like a lion staring down its prey.

Her lips were once again attached to your neck, hands bunching up your dress slightly. The roughness distracted you a bit, not expecting her mood to change within seconds. One of her hands was slowly making its way under your dress, giving you only a split second to realize what she was going.

You didn't know if it was you being pregnant or what but you were almost immediately putty in her hands, in between your legs already called for her. Her hand was slowly running up your thigh, no time was waiting.

"Ellie... I have to make dinner!" You stated, hand grabbing on to the counter for leverage.

"You said 20 minutes right??" She asked, watching as you gave her a small nod. "I can make you cum at least 3 times before...."

Those words made you weak, you could feel the wet spot on your underwear grow more and more. Ellie sucked and bit at your neck, leaving small bruises. Her hand made it all the way to your thigh, feeling the wet spot. She gave a cocky grin, knowing she was the one doing that.

"Besides, dinner can wait..." She paused, moving her hand that rested on your waist to your chest, grabbing at your flesh softly. " Well, you pussy seems to think so." She teased.

You let out a small groan, letting go of the spoon you had been holding too grab at her hand that was grabbing at your boobs. You usually would give her a hard time, tease her as much as she teases you but right now... your hormones were everywhere and your body was so different than it was, you just couldn't fight back your desire for her.

She took a few steps back, taking you back with her so you were safely away from the stove before moving your panties to the side. She started off small with her movements, placing two fingers on your clit, circling them around to send small moments of pleasure to your core.

You moaned into the air, the increased sensitivity of your body changing made the movements feel more intense than they once were. Your head moved back to capture her lips in a kiss, while her fingers worked on the little bud between your folds.

The kiss was passionate, no teeth clashing or sloppy tongue action but like two puzzle pieces being perfect for each other. Your head craned back, wanting more of her lips and you were honestly afraid of breaking your neck but it just felt so good.

Ellie's hand on your chest pulled down your dress, releasing our boobs into the cold air. She was just able to pull it down to your waist but that was enough access for her. She grabbed at one of your boobs, playing with the sensitive nipple.

She watched as you gasped into her mouth, eyes slightly rolling back into your head. She took that as a cue to shove two fingers inside of you, thumb still rubbing at your clit. You couldn't last too much longer and she knew it, everything felt so different from your not pregnant body so she had to treat it differently.

Your walls immediately clamped around her finger, the knot in your body ready to explode. You grabbed on to her, one hand on her arm and the other moving back to grab her thigh to balance yourself. It all happened so fast and you didn't even know it was happening until waves of pleasure were sent all over your body and your juice dripped onto ellies hand.

Some strangled moans left your mouth, as your body felt like it was on fire and your stomach did twist and turns. You tried to catch your breath, wincing as Ellie took her fingers out of you. Ellie allowed you to slowly come down from you high, knowing she was not done with you yet.

"Sorry I came so fast...." You breathed out, moving to fix your dress back before Ellie pulled you back to her.

"Who said I'm done with you.." She spoke, moving her hand down to her jeans before pulling out the strap.

You gasped at the feeling of it, feeling it hit your lower back. You couldn't help but feel pathetic at the fact you were still so fucking horny even though you already came once, you felt greedy but you ddin't care.

"I said 3 times right?" She spoke, not asking but telling you.

You bit your lip at the tone of her voice, feeling your cunt flutter and drip onto your now soaked underwear. Your cheeks were red along with the flush skin of your chest from Ellie grabbing at your tender boobs.

Ellie pulled you closer to her, standing you still while she pulled your dress all the way down to your ankles. The feeling of her being fully dressed and you being completely naked, the degradation of it making your legs shake more than they already were. You were in nothing but your underwear that were pushed to the side and ellies hands settling down on your hips.

Ellie spread your legs a tad, moving a finger to slide through your folds. You winced a tad, overstimulated slightly but so ready to be fucked once again. Ellie got you nice and wet, lining up the strap to your puffy folds.

"Do you need anything? Water? Or do you want to sit down? i co..." She started but wasn't able to finish her sentence

"Jesus Christ ellie just fuck me already." You interrupted, moving your hips back to try to fuck yourself on the strap.

Ellie chuckled but you didn't have to tell her twice, she slowly inserted the strap but that wasn't until you moved your hips back and forth. The action of you fucking yourself on the strap made her stumble back slightly, hitting the sink so her back was flush against it.

You didn't have a set speed, you sped up and then slowed down just whatever felt the best at the moment. Ellie watched as you sunk down onto it, watching it go in and out of you. She was getting a little antsy, wanting to thrust in and out of you while holding you down on the cabinet.

Oh how she wanted to fuck you so hard, but you were fragile at the moment so she let you take your time. Instead she placed her hands on your hips, helping you push your weight onto her. Your thighs were burning, the way you had to push yourself back onto her gave you a legit work out.

You held onto Ellie’s hands, forcing your body back down onto her. You could feel yourself inching closer and closer each thrust, each thrust also came more frustration on your part. The feeling of running after an orgasm but not being fit enough to reach it out made you wanna scream.

You hair was falling in front of your face as you leaned over to try to fuck yourself harder on the strap, trying to get at the best angle as well. You were just genuinely uncomfortable but so motivated to get off that you didn’t care that your body was hurting.

Ellie noticed the tension in your body, feeling your frustration as you desperately tried to get off. That’s when she stepped in, stopping you for a minute to lean you on the cabinet next to her. Only your chest on the cabinet, your elbows holding you up.

“Lemme take care of you hun...” she started, lining the strap back up. “Just sit back and look pretty for me okay.”

She took home on your hips once more and dove back into you, hitting an angle that you wanted to get too but couldn’t. She went at the same pace as before, rough and hard but taking small breaks in between to check if you were hurting.

You grabbed onto the counter with dear life, the cold counter against your flush skin making you shiver slightly. She was prominent and very skilled, feeling every single inch of the strap inside of you.

“Fuck... Ellie... I-“ you could feel yourself clamping around her, your walls fluttering and tensing up ready to release.

She knew you could last longer, your strangled groans and small cruises dropped hints to her. Her twisted a hand in your hair, something she knew you liked, pulling it slightly while you thrust your hips back to hers.

You lifted yourself off the counter now holding yourself up with your hands, holding yourself as steady as you possibly could for Ellie. You could feel it rip through your body. You jerked your body flush against Ellie’s, back all the way pressed against her chest.

Ellie snaked a hand to your boobs and the other drawing soft circles in your clit. You threw your head onto her shoulder, mouth shaped into an O shape as you came with a loud moan.

“Come on baby.... cum on my cock..” she whispered, thrusting her hips into you harshly.

You were seeing stars at this point, holding on to Ellie for dear life as she fucked you through your orgasm. Ellie kissed up your jaw, catching your lips into a kiss while slowing down her movement. Your body had stopped jerking only to be left legit shaking.

Ellie pulled the strap out of you, still holding you up with one hand. You were out of breath, shaking violently in her arms as she comforted you back into your body. She moved a hand through your hair, peppering your neck with kisses as you slowly came back to your body.

“Do you need anything?” She whispered, pressing a small kiss to the shell of your ear.

You turned around in her arms, bringing her into a kiss. Your hands immediately made their way into her hair, her hands absentmindedly went to your hips. It had got a cold in the house but you both were heated up.

“I’m okay Ellie, the baby's good, I’m not thirsty, I don’t need to sit...” you said, knowing exactly the same questions she would ask. It warmed your heart to see she cared but holy shit you were so wound up. “I was promised 3 orgasms.... so please just shut up and fuck me.”

That was so fucking hot to her, you taking what you wanted without a care in the world was something she couldn’t handle. She brought you into a sloppy kiss, holding your head in place as she walked you back into the counter.

She pressed you against the counter, leg up against your bare cunt that was so overstimulated right now but you somehow wanted more. She lifted one of your legs up around her waist and you helped do the other until you were fully seated on the counter.

Your legs dangled down, spread wide open so Ellie could place herself in between them comfortably. Her hands sat on your thighs, squeezing both of them softly. Your hands wrapped around her neck, bringing her so close to you.

This is what heaven would feel like if there was one, fucking on the counter of your dream farmhouse while pregnant with Ellie’s child (Figuratively). It’s what pure light and sweet dreams felt like wrapped in one.

You wrapped your legs around Ellie’s waist, hinting at wanting her to fuck you finally. Ellie lined it up with your cunt, running it up and down your slit a few times before pushing it all the way in.

You gasped at the feeling of being filled to the brim once more, throwing your head back onto the cabinet as Ellie thrust in and out of you at an animalistic pace.

Ellie watched as your back arched up, causing your boobs to bounce every single thrust. This view made her mouth water, you being fucked under candle light. She leaned down to attach her lip to one of your boobs.

You grabbed a fist full of her hair to keep her there for a moment, feeling pleasure from two sensitive areas of your body could send you flying off the edge once more. You let multiple moans out, one after the other.

The house was full of them, bouncing off every wall until they made it back to Ellie’s ears. Ellie went deeper, trying to hit that spot that made you see stars. Ellie watched as your eyebrows knitted together, head pointed up to the ceiling as your mouth formed an O once more.

You were once again so close, tired walls fluttering against the strap. Your overstimulated cunt burning at the sensation of another earth shattering orgasm. Ellie lifted her head up to coax you through it, leaving sloppy open mouth kisses on your fully exposed neck.

“Come on baby, cum on my cock one more time....” she encouraged you, speeding up once more. “I know you can do it, make that pretty little cunt cum all over my cock huh.”

Those dirty words, words that made your body tingle every time you heard them. You grabbed onto Ellie once again, squeezing her hand as the knot in your stomach finally snapped once again.

You could feel how your juices spilled all over the counter, probably making a big wet mess. Pleasure courses through your body, making you jerk violently. Your nails dug into Ellie roughly, most likely leaving bruises.

Ellie once again fucked you through your orgasm but slowed down slightly, kissing up your neck. Your entire body collapsed, no more strength to try to get down.

You could smell the burning of your soup, the awful smell wafting through the air. It had been a little over 20 minutes, probably more than 30 minutes even. It was slightly bright outside when you started but now it was pitch black, candles were the only thing lighting your way.

Ellie planted another kiss on your lips, caressing your belly to comfort you. You kissed back, just wanting to go to bed at this point.

“Well the soup is burnt... So what do you wanna do for dinner??” You asked, looking at how the soup smoked.

Ellie looked back as well, seeing as it was literally almost black. She chuckled a bit, turning back to you and shrugging.

“I mean we have left over cake from the baby shower.... can't let it go to waste.” She said, watching as you gave her a big grin.

“Hmmm... I think you sound much better than cake.” You joked, well it really wasn’t a joke. You just came 3 times and she at least deserved to get eaten out.

“I swear you got knocked up and now you're just a little horn dog.” Ellie rolled her eyes, slipping out of you before handing you your dress.

“Hey corn dogs kinda sounds good??” You joked, hopping down from the cabinet almost falling down on your way.

“You are too much.” She laughed, pulling you back into a quick kiss.

You wrapped your arms around her neck once more, smiling into the kiss as her hands roamed down you your ass giving it a quick squeeze.

"Well cake and burnt vegetables for dinner i guess." You sighed out, between kisses.

The only thing y'all will be eating tonight is each other at this point.

[naamahdarling]

And thiiiis is exactly what the moral panic over devil worship was like in the 80s as it started to ramp up.

Every book or show or song that made a MENTION of anything scary, that could POSSIBLY have been interpreted as Satanic, or that was rebellious and angry, was attacked. There were book and record burnings. Books were banned from libraries.

It's easy to laugh that off as silly now because the accusations of people summoning demons and sacrificing children was genuinely ridiculous as a narrative, but I beg you to remember all this:

Children WERE abused. Above all the other things that happened, the worst is that children were actually being abused.

By investigators.

They were abused by forcing them to have traumatic and humiliating exams. They were forced into interviews with no parent present and not allowed to leave until they had made an allegation, often being required to elaborate on them using leading questions, and make them worse enough to satisfy investigators. (Like actual witch hunts: name another victim, name another witch, and go free.) This happened to some kids many many times. Kids were forcibly removed from their homes and families. They were told their parents or family or friends' parents were criminals who has sexually abused other children and that they had also been abused whether they remembered or not. Some of these kids, even though they KNOW as adults that this did not happen still REMEMBER it happening because they were super young when the memories were implanted and reinforced over MANY evaluations. Unsurprisingly, they are really fucked up by it now.

There were trials and sentences over this shit.

And a lot of adults had their lives RUINED, permanently, over allegations of child abuse. Some had strained relationships with their kids sfterwards.

The investigations caused so much chaos actual victims of abuse were missed in the deluge of false allegations.

And the cop who started a big chunk of it STILL believes it was real. Because of course she does.

Like, I was alive for this. A little young, but keenly aware of it because I was into stuff like Dungeons and Dragons and books about monsters. And during the tail end, I was a tween-teen, and into dark subjects that I had to hide because my area was very regressive and held on to the paranoia for YEARS.

(A 15 year old student was accused by adults of hexing a teacher and being a witch, suspended, had her private writing confiscated, and rumors allowed to circulate and bullying ignored by school staff, ruining her school and social life completely, and to top it off a school ban on all non Christian imagery was enacted. Her family sued. This happened in my town in the year 2000. A decade after the peak moral panic over Satanism. A judge ruled two years later that her civil rights had not been violated, btw.)

So anyway yeah, this is how it starts, with kids in nonexistent danger, with books for kids. Being on a list for banning over a single word, an author's NAME, shows both how stupid this is and how dangerous.

We have to push back NOW.

What's going on in your community? Because it's maybe gonna affect your queer ass mighty damn quick.

Build solidarity with each other, speak up, refuse to stay silent. We will move past this, that's just how this shit works, but it's going to take all of us.

[ellienettie]

Maotif and Scarlet luck pt.2

Marinette: Listen, bug boy, all I'm saying is-

Adrien: all your saying is you'd rather intensify the already intense paranoia of an old man who dresses up as a bat.

Marinette: *pouting* well when you put it that way instead of 'playing a prank on batman' it's less fun.

Jason: *smirking* It sounds fun to me.

Adrien: You're sick.

Marinette: But he says it's fun so it should be!

Adrien: Cat, he's not the best person to judge whether something is fun or not.

Marinette: For you. Killjoy. We have the same definition of fun, so of course I'll have him as a judge!

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Adrien: Mari, gotta go. Akuma.

Marinette: which one?

Adrien: Pigeon

Marinette: Ha! sucks to be you.

Tim: What's wrong with Mr.Pigeon?

Adrien: *shivering* we don't talk about Mr. Pigeon.

Marinette: Adribug here hates him cause of all the feathers.

Tim: Be safe!

Marinette: No guarantee!

Tim: Don't go and sacrifice yourself again.

Marinette: Again, no guarantee!

Tim: I'm serious, I care about you.

Marinette: I care about you too, pretty bird.

Adrien: faster lovebugs! The less time I deal with that stupid pigeon the better

Tim and Marinette simultaneously: *dramatic gasp* How dare you insult Recardo/Julyo like that!

Adrien: *groans*

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Adrien: You know, with how careless you are as a hero I'm seriously amazed at how much work you can do. You could be a better bug than me.

Marinette: *downing her 5th cup of coffee* remember that time when we switched miraculous? I AM a better bug.

Adrien: *inching the 6th cup of coffee away* Yeah but you need less responsibility in life

Marinette: That's what maotif is for.

Adrien: Why can't you just tell Bustier that you're tired of doing her job?

Marinette: *grinning while snatching the 6th cup* at this point, it's a matter of pride.

Tim: *other side of her, downing a cup of coffee* And spite. I'm helping her compile evidence as to why she's a horrible teacher.

Marinette: *humming as she finishes part of her work* I'm going to sue her ass so hard.

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(In this au Marinette still makes all of the plans. Basically it's now they both really need each other. Adrien has the lucky charm and the cure while Marinette makes the plan) (This is how they met Lila btw)

Lila: *talking to Adrien* I'm friends with both of the heroes!! They're so cool, Maotif even told me that she's in love with Scarlet luck! It's just such a shame that Scarlet and I are dating...

Adrien: *tired* Maotif likes birds, not bugs. Not to mention, Scarlet luck is too focused on beating the akumas to pay attention to love.

Lila: That's not true! Maotif and Scarlet told me themselves!

Marinette: Scarlet luck and Maotif stops by my house a lot, hell they even let Alya interview them when I asked. I don't think they mentioned you?

Lila: *spluttering* I'm so sorry! This was a mistake! *runs away to avoid them*

Adrien: That was weird

Marinette: Yeah...

(I don't plan on having Lila lie here a lot, a tiny bit of bluffs here and there but over all she's quiet because Marinette and Adrien are in her class)

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Adrien: *stepping in through the portal to the batcave* You will not believe the day I had

Marinette: *sits on Tim's lap* Suck it up whiny bug

Adrien: Suck it up?! You don't have to go through being Chloe's target!

Marinette: Uh, yeah I did. So suck. it. up.

Tim: Chloe?

Marinette: Bourgeois

Tim: *Scrunching his nose* I don't really like her

Adrien: Nobody does

Marinette: That's not even a lie!

Adrien: Oh! Before we forget, can you make a file about a girl named Lila Rossi? She's kinda suspicious

Marinette: *leans close to Tim's neck* She was talking about knowing us in front of us

Tim: Superhero to civilians or?

Adrien: Superhero to civilians plus civilians to civilians for Mari

Marinette: Such is the pain of being an anonymous celebrity!

Tim: *boops her nose* I don't think she's that suspicious. As long as she isn't doing any real harm, or manipulating someone.

Marinette: *rolls her eyes* that's what I keep telling him, but he's so insistent.

Adrien: She just has the whole...vibes

Marinette: *murmuring so only Tim can hear* I swear I'm the one who looks like a wayne but if anything he's the one who acts like one

Tim: *whispering so only she can hear* think Damian will fight him when Bruce adopts him?

Marinette: *giggles* definitely

Adrien: Don't ignore me!

[thir13enghosts]

Hey, since you have a faceclaim for Royce, do you have faceclaims for the other ghosts?

oh yeah i do! i mean, i don’t have one for all of them yet (billy, jean, isabella, george, margaret, amelia), but here are the ones i Do have (susan, jimmy, dana, lenore)!

(here’s a link to royce’s fc btw)

susan legrow

heathers (1989) winona ryder. i know, i’m predictable

reasoning: come on. come on. you look at me and you tell me that you DON’T like the idea of 80s-90s winona ryder playing a horror villain. you look at me and LIE to my FACE and tell that it wouldn’t be the coolest shit.

also she and veronica are kinda alike with their “snarky weird girl turns into snarky popular girl” arcs, except susan’s more awkward than snarky and also takes it a step further and turns into “genuinely mean scary girl”.

plus, y’know. the shitty murderous bf thing.

(but where veronica is tricked into killing three ppl by her shitty bf before backing out and trying to keep jd from killing anyone else, susan psychologically terrorizes her shitty bf for like two weeks before just straight up killing him lmao)

jimmy gambino

i’m pretty sure i’ve already mentioned this on here before but:

goodfellas (1990) ray liotta.

reasoning: it fits him thematically---not only in the “something something organized crime association” sense, but in the “bad decisions that seem great in the moment before coming back to bite you in the ass, if not just straight up end your life” sense and in the “henry’s default state slowly goes from confidence and feeling like he’s invincible to near-constant paranoia with a side of intense stress rage” sense.

all of which are Very relevant to jimmy’s backstory and just him as a person, really fits with his whole “masquerades as a slick & confident p.i. who has all the cards in order to cover up the fact that he’s actually Very Scared & Stressed All Of The Time” shtick

dana newman

ellen sandweiss in the evil dead (1981).

reasoning: look at her she’s fuckin stunning (respectfully), she has a similar hair color to what i imagine dana had before all the blood fucked it up, and something abt the way her face is all scratched up and bluish when she first gets possessed really gives me dana vibes.

also there’s this photo (seen below) which is Very Dana-esque to me.

lenore howlett

lenore has Many Faces but her Actual face looks like the blonde nurse (lisa blount) in dead & buried (1981)*.

reasoning: even though she’s not in it long, something abt the nurse in dead & buried (1981) has always unsettled me. not in a “oh she looks fucked up” kinda way, but in a “she looks a little Too put-together and i don’t trust like that” kinda way. she simply does not pass the vibe check, but neither does lenore so it’s all good.

*well, for now, at least. i’ve been weirdly indecisive when it comes to what lenore looks like

[silly-bean]

In AU 9 Sign from God I love how just for one change the whole group dynamics is lost inside the tower and Gen goes into daddy mode even though he wasn't asked to, and Cloud doesn't appreciate it and let's not talk about the wip spidery cloud, god I love it!

(referencing this au)

Listen, cadet Cloud was a menace in ShinRa, you can't change my mind on that. He settled down a bit since just walking around picking fights with everyone doesn't fly in a military setting, but you bet your ass people quickly learned not to mess with him (bullies realized that nothing they do phases him and that it's probably more dangerous to have him as an enemy than any kind of power trip they got from pushing him around). Cadet Cloud doesn't start fights, but he sure as hell finishes them.

And then time travel Cloud shows up and causes paranoia in his squad, which gets picked up by the rest of the cadets in class/drills with them, and then Zack getting involved and showing his worry makes them more worried and it's a whole mess.

If there's one thing that Dirge was good for, it was confirming that Genesis lives through till the end of canon (despite the god awful implications of that particular cutscene... I'm ignoring them for this btw, Weiss is one dead mother fucker). One of my fav headcanons is that he starts farting around the Midgar ruins and eventually catches the eye of the WRO and they get Cloud to go investigate, who then runs into Genesis and they fight a bit and then become spar buddies or whatever and eventually get to something approaching friends.

The point is, Genesis knows Cloud personally in the future, knows how good a fighter he was, and knows about Hojo and all the shit he went through, and his hero complex demands that he saves the "poor boy" from his hell of a future, but his competative-ass self also wants that challenge back, so he's decided that the best way to save him is to train him. This has the side-effect of Genesis realizing just how young Cloud really was and growing protective instincts which somehow end up translating to older brother/parental ones.

All of this makes the eventual reveal that both of them are from the future that much funnier, lmao