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hey guys wouldn’t it be funny if the suckening characters had tumblr
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
omw to burger king gonna get the no whopper whopper who wants anything
🕷 gabrielmontezfuckingrocks
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKV YKU FUCKG HUOU
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
suck my entire dick and balls
👑 shilo-bathory
Hello It’s Me Shilo Bathory Son ofthe Wueen hello 👋 what’s Is That There Is A Hand oon the Light Box Whose Hand Is that There Is A Tiny Man Inside The Lightbocx
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
you pressed the emoji button after typing hello see here i can do it too hello 👋
👑 shilo-bathory
Who Are Yoy Is This your Hand In The Light Box
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
why are you typing like a homestuck character
👑 shilo-bathory
Wghat is Home Suck
🦇 iamthevoid
The darkness is my only friend… my one constant companion in these long decades of breathless life…
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
edgelord alert
🦇 iamthevoid
Boy you have no idea what horrors I have seen. I have witnessed wars and massacres the likes of which would give you nightmares. You have seen nothing yet.
#darkness #my twisted mind #lonely #depression #no one understands #despair
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
@/iamthevoid stop typing like that youre clogging up my dashboard
🦇 iamthevoid
It’s what best suits my dark and twisted soul… if I even have one.
😈 phantom-flipper-official
who tf got peepaw a tumblr account
👑 shilo-bathory
Hello Emizel It Is me Shilo I Helped Arthur create a “tumblr blog” like You Did For Me ☺️ I Know How To Make The Smiley Faces now
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
👑 shilo-bathory
Emizel Hwo Is This Man inthe Lightt Box. Who is That
🦇 iamthevoid
Prince, I believe that is Keanu Reeves.
🗡 fromthetoprope
@/shilo-bathory Actually My Prince, that is Ben Affleck! He is an “actor.” I learned about him while watching the large light box!
👑 shilo-bathroy
grefgor
🥤 the-soda-man ✅✅
hey guys, i’m shutting this blog down. my soda addiction was getting really really bad, and i think it’s best i don’t post about vintage sodas anymore. i’m rebranding to the nalgene man
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
CONGRATS ON THE TRANSITION 🥳
🥤the-nalgene-man ✅✅
THANKS BRO YOURE MY NUMBER ONE ‼️‼️
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
the no whopper whopper is not worth the twenty five dollars
🕷 gabrielmontezfuckingrocks
YOU SUCK SO BAD
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
DUDE GET OFF MY DICK
🕷 gabrielmontezfuckingrocks
I’LL GET OFF YOUR DICK WHEN YOU GET OFF MINE
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
GUESS WERE GETTING OFF EACH OTHERS DICKS THEN
🦇 iamthevoid
I’m reporting this post for sexual content.
🕷 gabrielmontezfuckingrocks
WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM YOU WANNA GET OFF MY DICK TOO
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
YOU CANT GET OFF HIS DICK YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE GETTING OFF MY DICK
🦇 iamthevoid
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
WHO SHIWED YOU HOW TO USE REACTION INAGES?????>?>?
👑 shilo-bathory
Emizel We Are Learning ☺️ Grefgor Knows All
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
whoever showed arthur homophobic dog im going to strangle you he wont stop saying “i know what you are” and “dont tell me youre one of them” whenever i do anything i was washing the blood out of my clothes at 2 in the morning and he passed by the bathroom and said “i dont think thats normal” im going to fucking rip his throat out
🦇 iamthevoid
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOR
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
you guys HAVE to stop asking me about arthur hes not my fucking dad i was an orphan your assumptions are offensive im not related to him i called him peepaw AS A JOKE
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
i AM related to the other guy but thats not relevant
🦇 iamthevoid
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
WHO GAVE YUO MORE IMAGES
👑 shilo-bathory
His Arsenal Is Expanding ☺️
🦇 iamthevoid
What is a Tumblrina and why are the people in my inbox calling me one?
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
im gonna fucking kill myself
👑 shilo-bathory
Okay 🥳 See You when youu Come Back 😊🥰
😈 phantom-flipper-official ✅✅
#jrwi#jrwi suckening#the suckening#idk how to use the jrwi fandom tags yet i have no idea how to tag this#is this anything. is this anything as a post at all#this is nonsense#long post#unreality#<<just in case
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OH Azz character development he speaks Clara now !
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Okay but something something Cleo WINS and the next season she’s actively trying to mend all her burned bridges.
Something something she wins the Joke ‘season,’ the April fools session, and learns not to take herself seriously.
Something something Cleo’s ALWAYS remembered the past seasons so what does she know Now????
#zombiecleo#zombie cleo#life series#traffic life#real life smp#wild life smp#does this count as wild life spoilers?#wild life spoilers#<<just in case
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Live Mystic Flour jumpscare reaction.
#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#cookie run spoilers#crk spoilers#cookie run kingdom spoilers#<<just in case#Ryc Plays CR#So glad I recorded this actually/lh
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binged the Lamplight AU on ao3 in one night and now coping the only way I know how creating my own AU (at least trying to) here's what my brain came up with
bonus ending under the cut vvvvv
planning to make a fic with it
#this is not an AU of the Lamplight AU btw#more like just inspired by it#also it's in VERY early stages of making#so the outfits are more like idea placeholders#traffic smp#trafficblr#grian#pearlescentmoon#martyn inthelittlewood#martyn itlw#scar#goodtimeswithscar#fanart#traffic smp fanart#lamplight au#<<just in case#idk how to properly tag stuff lol
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#uchiha madara#uchiha izuna#I saw a palette and thought it fit them idk#I still don’t know how to draw blood too rip#tw: blood#<<just in case
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OOOH ITS HIM!! THAT HOMELESS COLA GUY!! Infodump about him below.
Edit: This is a redraw of this artwork actually :3
So! Edd in his 30s in the Stay AU huh? :]c
In the Stay AU, after Edd gets recovered from the warfront, he spends most of his days plagued by night terrors and the thought of his friends having died the last time he saw them [not true]. He gets wracked with survivor's guilt and becomes extremely unstable.
It isn't until he saw Tord come back on the scene that he snaps.
Edd deserts the military, going on the run because of his status as a Metahuman [Think PowerEdd], eventually he finds his way back into England.
He spent quite a bit of time homeless, surviving on little and hiding in places no one might think to look. This is the reason he looks like the above, he gets pretty sickly and hasn't had the time to fix himself, but his genetics allow him to operate even if he isn't at peak health.
Eduardo finds him at some point, and offers to let him stay with him and Mark [plus Jon later on], he's been living with them ever since.
The tag around his neck is his dogtag by the way.
Bonus nonshaded version <3
#eddsworld#ew edd#ew future edd#ew Stay AU#dandraws#He's having a rough time but it gets better I promise#tw scars#<<just in case#Stay AU Edd has a lot of problems he needs to address#but he doesnt lmao#he bottles it up until he explodes#maybe even literally cause of his powers lol#queue me??
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Mumbo Jumbo has big arms to hold his bestie
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"The Last Place I Saw You Alive" by The Mountain Goats just works for every single egg parent actually. It's so sad.
#qsmp#qsmp eggs#im having fun right now#blame Metal for this okay#death mention tw#<<just in case#not a poll
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Hartley Rathaway stimboard based on Krakatoa Club
💫 ☔ 💫 | 🪩 💜 🪩 | 💫 ☔ 💫
#the flash cw#dctv#hartley rathaway#pied piper#stimboard#visual stim#sensory#tw eyestrain#eyestrain tw#tw flashing#flashing tw#<<just in case#mine
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second batch of artfight attacks!! top is for ~MoonyQuetarace and the bottom is for @atomic-roach !! been wanting to animate quite a bit lately so artfight's been a good excuse for that >:o]
#set up a schedule where i should have time to do attacks every other day#cuz my main issue in the past was not having a schedule and getting burnt out too quickly#this time tho i BELIEVE IN MYSELF#im about to start a new job so ill have to adjust my schedule a bit more for that but i should be good methinks#doc talks#my art#my characters#undescribed#doc's attacks#doc's animations#flashing#<<just in case
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Kirbtober Day Seven. Headcanon.
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When a parent needs parenting
Lanayru works himself to exhaustion, and Eldin is not pleased.
[Misfits of the 3 Dragons]
AO3
“ZINGA-DINGDING!”
The Thunder Dragon flies over Skyloft, a few people waving to him from the Knight Academy’s balcony. Although Link and Zelda no longer live up here, the locals have gotten to know him a little from his frequent visits. It is quite nice to be around people…something he was deprived of for centuries.
“Mighty Thunder Dragon!” a young boy calls out. “Sing for me!”
Lanayru groans quietly, aware that his strength is beginning to fade. The fatigue from being so active the last few days has finally gotten to him. But it would be a shame not to please the boy…and so he slows his glide down slightly and opens his mouth to sing.
The sweet melody of the Song of the Hero, the same song he performed for Link all those years ago, fills the air. He tries to ignore how it takes some breath out of him, and his spinning movements through the sky are flimsy and uncoordinated. His deep, booming voice still echoes through the clouds and makes its way to the young boy’s ears.
“More! More!” the kid chants. “Sing another song!”
“Now now, dear. I think you’ll have to wait.” A woman puts her hand on the kid’s shoulder…most likely his mother. “Mr. Thunder Dragon, you don’t look quite right. You should go home and rest.”
Well…shit. Of course this lady noticed. Lanayru floats on his back and lets his eyes droop closed.
“Mr. Thunder Dragon?” he hears her ask, but he is too absorbed into the calming feeling of resting at last.
“Lanayru?”
He snaps his eyes back open. “Ah, yes…my apologies.”
“What’s wrong with him, Ma?”
“Overworked, I assume,” she answers. “Gully, go see your father. I’ll be right with you.”
The boy turns to jog away, giggling, and mutters Lanayru’s signature line repeatedly:
“Zinga-dingding!, zinga-dingding!, zinga-dingding!, zinga-dingding…”
Gully’s voice fades off into the distance, and Lanayru brings his focus to the mother. He chuckles slightly, but she only frowns.
“Please go, Mr. Thunder Dragon. Go lie down, I’m serious.”
Lanayru scoffs. Besides the hero Link, he never likes to take orders from someone a fraction of his size. But this woman seems persistent. A little too persistent.
“…Fine, I guess…”
“Good. You can come back when you’re better, okay? Gully will love it.”
The Thunder Dragon grins, giving her a thumbs-up with his claw, before pushing himself forward through the clouds. I can’t look that tired, right…? His condition must appear even worse than he thinks…surely the lady was right. He does need to lie down.
“Tell the boy I’ll be here tomorrow,” he calls out, most likely loud enough for her to hear.
Leaving Skyloft behind, he continues straight until he approaches the yellow beam cutting a large hole through the cloud barrier…the one Link and his sword spirit created at the start of the hero’s adventure. Squinting from the incredibly bright glow of the beam, he dives down into the skies over Lanayru Desert. His former home. The air warms up, sunlight beating down onto the sand, but Lanayru doesn’t mind too much. He can handle the heat just fine.
His body continues to weaken from the effort of flying, like a robot slowly running out of power. But he pushes on, past the dry sands of the desert and into the grassy area beyond…closer to his current home. The tops of trees become visible soon, and he starts tilting his glide down to meet their level.
You’re almost there, he assures himself. Almost there.
He wonders how Faron would react if she found out about all this…the Water Dragon would definitely not be happy. Especially since she’s always on his ass about caring for his own health.
As he reaches his large forest clearing, the place where he normally resides, he finally slows to a stop. A few LD-301’s scurry around, carrying various materials like sticks and pinecones, but his eye is quickly drawn to something else. Or rather, someone else, lying right on the grass of his sleeping area, the sun brightening the oranges and reds of his body…
“Eldin?? Wh-what are you doing here? I told you—“
Oh.
The Fire Dragon’s eyes are closed, and his breaths are deep and even. He’s asleep.
In my territory??
As Lanayru lowers himself to the surface, taking a seat on the grass in front of Eldin, he rubs his temples with a groan. Too tired to yell at his brother and push him around for breaking several rules, he simply nudges Eldin on the shoulder, digging his long pointy nails into it to wake him.
“Hnngh-ahh!!” Eldin gasps, eyes snapping open. “Wha…?” His gaze meets Lanayru’s. “Oh…guess I dozed off, I’m so sorry—“
“No need for an apology, fire boy. I’m not pleased with you, but I’m letting this one go.”
“Wait…really?” The Fire Dragon yawns, rubbing his eyes before squinting at Lanayru. “Hold on, something’s not right…oh, you look awful.”
“Well, thanks a lot,” Lanayru mutters. First the Skyloft woman, and now Eldin…Although he figures that is most likely true, if he does indeed appear as worn-out as he feels.
Eldin’s brow furrows. “Lanayru…have you been overworking yourself again?”
…Shit.
“What? No, of course not! I—“
“Nuh-uh. I can literally tell by looking at you, Lanayru. I know how much you like to zip through the air and do your singing and take Link for rides and all that…but you got a limit, old thunder man. Ho! You like to think you’re invincible! But you’re not.”
“You…do remember what happened to me, right?” Lanayru asks, arms folding across his chest. “All those years ago?”
“Of course. Yeah, you nearly lost your life then, but you don’t seem to have learned! You’re a bit weaker than Faron and I, that’s just how it is, and so you need more rest and more breaks.”
“…Ugh, I know…” The Thunder Dragon tries to ignore the dull aches throughout his large body.
“You are so darn stubborn. Like you’ll admit to your tiredness when you’re parenting us, but not now?”
“That’s because you and Faron exhaust me so much more…” he mumbles. “You two act like five-year-olds sometimes and it takes a lot out of me.”
Eldin gapes at his brother. “Five-year-olds?? Since when have we acted like—“ He pauses, seemingly in thought. “You know what, you kinda have a point. But what you’re doing now isn’t much better.”
“…Stop it. Just…stop it.” Lanayru’s head begins to throb at Eldin’s booming voice. “I’m fine.”
“Totally not fine! Can’t you admit to neglecting your own health at least once? Isn’t that how you fell ill in the first place??”
“…I don’t know, Eldin, it was so long ago, I…I don’t really remember how it happened.”
“Well, I can bet ya it was from your stubbornness, thunder boy. Cause ya know, you claim to be the Mighty Thunder Dragon and all…but that almost killed you. And Hylia blessed us with eternal life, Lanayruuuu.”
He scowls at the way Eldin whines his name. It would have killed him had Link not intervened…he knows that. Eldin knows that.
“I get it, okay? I was really bad…but not anymore. You don’t have to worry about me.”
“Well, if you keep this behavior up, I will.”
Lanayru breathes out a long sigh, a light fog beginning to fill his aching head. Maybe Eldin is right…perhaps he is too stubborn. But the last thing he wants now is to admit it.
“Mrmmm…” he mutters. “Your call, fire boy. I won’t change…”
Eldin’s face begins to blur, darkening at the edges, and Lanayru feels his head loll slightly. He snaps it back up, blinking several times to focus once more. But it’s beginning to get harder now.
No. Don’t fall asleep, Lanayru. Not now—
“Haha, someone’s feeling reeeeally sleeeeepy,” Eldin teases, cackling. He reaches a claw forward and waves it back and forth in front of Lanayru’s face. “Veeeryyy sleeeeepyyyy…”
“Shut up.” Lanayru pushes the claw away, his lightning bolt ring clinking against one of Eldin’s. “Maybe if you go away I’ll sleep.”
“Nope, can’t trust you! I’m not leaving til you’re out like a light, thunder man, because you’ve been at this too long. Link can wait.”
Eldin rises up from Lanayru’s sleeping area, floating behind him with another laugh. Soon Lanayru feels the Fire Dragon’s warm claws pushing up against his back. He is much larger than Eldin, and normally he’d be able to resist it…but this time he doesn’t have the strength; he lets his brother shove him down onto his back with a thud.
“Now, do you want a bedtime stooory?”
Lanayru glares at him with all his might. “No.”
“Or maybe I’ll sing you to sleep with the Song of the Hero.”
“Nnngghhh…no.”
At last, he lets his heavy eyelids close as his body sinks into the warm grass. “Don’t…need that…”
But Eldin doesn’t seem to have listened. Soon the Fire Dragon’s mighty but calming voice fills Lanayru’s ears, a bit more higher pitched than his own. The Song of the Hero indeed.
It is this melody, one they each know all too well, that lulls the Thunder Dragon to sleep.
#bailey writes#lanayru the thunder dragon#eldin the fire dragon#skyloftians#gully!#(the name is a nice nod to gulliver)#misfits of the 3 dragons#tw sleep deprivation#<<just in case
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OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT
i’ve never noticed that before, oh my lord
#he’s not one-eyed he is just the eye#tw body horror#<<just in case#gravity falls#bill cipher#the eye would have kept the top hat dw
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What sex position do you think would be Mario’s favorite? (I am SO sorry for this question OMG)
Ok I think we’re taking this subject a little too far now
Doggy style or cowgirl
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Saw this template and immediately dropped everything to fill one out for Shiyong
Art by @stellarish
#for non Tai Sui readers: I cannot emphasize enough how much I am not kidding about him being an enemy of god#that's not a joke that's the plot of the whole back half of the novel#he wants to take down his world's spiritual establishment and heaven wants to smite him personally <3#anyway Shiyong's not my All Time Favorite character#but he absolutely is the character with the highest nicheness to adoration ratio#so I have to evangelize him every time I see a good meme#tai sui#tai sui priest#xi ping#xi shiyong#tai sui spoilers#<<just in case#not described#invasion of the frogs
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