#< whats up guys uhh good morning and shit its like 2:12 am

[cybrpnkd]

Vincent || male V (ft. Johnny Silverhand) › 4/???

[hipsterfrankcastle]

ok i got tagged in this TWICE by the lovely @carry-the-sky and @heidiamalia so let’s goooo

1. how tall are you? 5′8

2. what color and style is your hair?

Currently like a weird.... gingery brown vibe.... the style is what i like to call “poorly box died”. but im like an anime protagonist my hair has been a lot of dumb colours

3. what color are your eyes?

hazel

4. do you wear glasses?

yep!

5. do you wear braces?

not any more

6. what is your fashion style?

weird mix of incredibly formal workwear worn at casual occasions and like..... someone from an ivy park fashion shoot who can’t afford to buy actual ivy park. idk. athleisure shit. but mostly jeans and t-shirts these days seeing as i NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE

7. full name? not today, satan

8. when were you born? 1995

9. where are you from and where do you live now? i grew up in the southwest of england. still here....

10. what school do you go to?

uni of york

11. what kind of student are you?

oh man. i am the Most. v extra. i used to study too much. 

12. do you like school? uh Hell Yeah. i like structure, organised fun, being surrounded by my pals. i try not to nostalgise it tho because there were times i was very very stressed out. why do we put so much pressure on teenagers?? good lord. uni sucked ass but i liked the actual study side of it (masters im coming for you!!)

13. what are your favourite school subjects?

english lit (shocking no one), philosophy and ethics, drama (even tho i sucked ass), history

14. favorite TV shows? too many. the hour and in the flesh are all time faves. i looooove us sitcoms i’ve watched the office maybe 13 times through. maybe more, actually. parks and rec, brooklyn 99, 30 rock (great news was such a severely underappreciated tina fey classic). fleabag. broadchurch, black mirror, the handmaid’s tale blehhhh i could go on for hours.

15. favorite movies? im just going to put 2 because otherwise we will be here for days. the darjeeling limited and joe wright’s pride and prejudice. oh wait. no and the new world. and days of heaven. can’t miss my boy malick off there. 

16. favorite books? UHHH a little life (all time fave please read but maybe google some trigger warnings or ask me about it), my year of rest and relaxation, the english patient, the secret history (basic lol), stoner.... tHERE’S TOO MANY.

17. favorite pastime? i like walking my dogs. spending time with my dogs. taking photos of my dogs. other things that don’t include my dogs like watching movies (duh), writing, reading, recently gotten into film photography. im realising now this question didnt ask for a list oop moving on

18. do you have any regrets? yeah. my uni degree. quitting my job (one of those ones where you know it’s what was best for you at the time but now, looking back, it SUCKS). oh. yeah. deciding to lose two stone in the space of five minutes and developing an eating disorder and HAVING TO QUIT MY JOB. that’s a big one. not going to the editing lab with a guy the morning after we kissed. that one felt like a sliding doors situation. 

19. dream job? baker. book editor. pro dog walker.  im realising all of these are fairly achievable. 

20. would you like to get married someday? nope nope nope!! well. maybe. if i find someone REALLY good.

21. would you like to have kids someday? hahahahahahahah no.

23. do you like shopping? yes but im trying to less because capitalism is a scourge and im trying to unlearn its various teachings including how our shopping habits make us feel/how the fashion industry affects body image. plus it’s terrible for the environment. shout out to my therapist for teaching me all this shit.

24. what countries have you visited? a lot of europe (holland germany belgium spain france poland scotland italy greece that’s not a lot actually), USA, australia, new zealand. i wanna hit california next cause ive been to new york twice now.

25. what’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had? ermmmmm oh man. uhh. i have a lot of horrible nightmares bcos ---trauma lmao. cant think of one standout one.

26. do you have any enemies?

quentin tarantino. OH and this one girl on my film course at uni. she doesn’t know that we’re enemies. but we are. 

27. do you have an s/o?

hahahahahhahahahah

28. do you believe in miracles? uh. no? dont think so. im not very spiritual, but i do believe sometimes that the universe sends you signs (even if really it’s just your brain trying to tell you something your subconscious is trying to tell you by interpreting the world around you a certain way)

thank you so much for the tags. i love talking about myself as you can tell. i think everyone i know has been tagged so. if you’re reading this. you’re tagged!

also if anyone ever has any questions about any details of my personal life. ask me. i will tell you anything. like i said. loooove talking about myself. 

[isaacathom]

ok deakin uni are we 100% sure we want this fuckers name on our university like i know we were all racist in the 20s but uhhhhhhhhh like im Just saying

more rambling about prime ministers in the service of wooorldbuillding???? (????) under the cut

WAIT DEAKIN IS ONLY 50- GUYS. WHAT. WHY. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN KNOWN INFO. WHY DID WE NAME THE UNIVERSITY AFTER HIM. bro. Bro. Bros? Lads? Dudes? My fellas? what the fuck were you doing naming a university in 1974 after a pm who was Big Boy behind white australia my fucking God. what the fuck. Yall? The fuck. Why. ok when i name this fake fucking university in ACitDS (the uni isnt actually located in UWG though) im naming it for a fucking good prime minister. which might be hard but im gonna try my best to find someone whose at least DECENT. like.... my first thought in menzies but god i would hate to go to a school named for him bc the amount of bullshit that would come from pronouncing his name the scottish way would drive me Fucking Insane. Mingies. Im not going to a school named mingers, yall. 

uhh lets find a pm. god seeing scomos face startles me everytime. im just hoping shorten has a nice photo lined up. was watson decent. ‘first socialist or social democratic government’ alright im down for this. he was only leader for 4 months but its a precedent thing. he seems like a cool dude. fisher is also cool. can you tell im picking labor prime ministers yet? one issue - he’s from ql. and watson was from nsw. fuckers. wheres a good vic pm who isnt taken (im think curtin was victorian, dont quote me on that). im not counting hughes, if hes even a vic. nope, new south, dammit. mother fuckers. SCULLIN WAS FROM VICTORIA, ok we’re fucking getting somewhere now. alright. wait what am i doing it Says their electorate in the main p- fuck me ok. ok. alright.

jesus hughes what the Fuck

anyway uhh most of the vic guys are kinda eeehhhh so im down for Scullin i guess. Scullin University, lmao. ALSO

FUCKING DAMMIT CURTIN

but i guess scullin university, then? if we wanna keep it at least vaguely associated. he was a labor guy rather than a... uh......liiiberal? i guess. so theres that. but id rather have it be like.... a good guy. not that it really matters in the scheme of things because the hypothetical Scullin University (located in fucking, i dont know, Norwood Melbourne, eat my ass) isn’t actually like. a real presence for ACitDS? like im considering that there MIGHT be a joiner there (have Thomas really get around, though it all ultimately comes home) but having any part of the game take place as Scullin seems weird bc it implies its during the trimester. and its during the trimester, Thomas really cant justify doing all this Absolute Fucking Nonsense. I believe in the dream it was actually the end of trimester 1, with the game starting basically on their last day. which means they were born in may, since their birthday was riiiight before. that doesnt preclude any of the game taking place at or adjacent to Scullin, because there is the whole month of break b/w tris 1 and 2 and since Thomas is an art student they probably have to go pick up their folios which gives them an excuse t be in the area. but at the same time i dont know where a joiner would be (well, i Do, sort of) and it raises bigger timeframe risks in terms of the time of day. like... thomas has to get home. and trust me mother fuckers, if thomas was in the hole too long that is a fuck of a trip home. the tram runs till late. the uhhhhh 732 runs....  hmm. lemme check hold on homies... ok thomas is fine for getting to like, Knox City (Kent City? whatever) but its getting HOME thats the stickler. god the new ptv site is trash on desktop, i cant see SHIT. maps are nice but i wanna actually like.... see the options im being given. bitch. ok put it this way. if thomas leaves at 8pm, theyre fine. sort of. having to get a tram and 3 buses home isnt ideal by any stretch but its doable. if thomas leaves at 9pm, theyre fucked. you cant get home. theyd basically have to walk the whole fucking way from deakin to vermont south. sorry, Scullion to whatever South. good luck! 

like. good fucking luck thomas. its an hour to walk to the 732 at that time of night so if you miss that tram youre fucked. even if thomas makes it to vermont south, apparently theres basically jack shit between 9pm and 5am soooo good luck.

its not necessarily a huge issue because it could always work on narnia logic. but im not super into the idea of having it be very dilated. plus, idk, maaaybe thomas lives near a train station. i dont think they do. because i know i dont. but yknow. hypothetically. well ok theres a bunch of services between vermont and knox in the Dark Hours but then they have to get home. its like an hour walk. after fighting demons and angels thomas is gonna be fucking knackered. absolutely not walking for an hour to get home. theyd be more likely to crash at a friends place on Res at Scullion. i dont even know if youre allowed to do that. one sec. well, technically, but if its between semesters???? eh. idk. be a Lillllll funky on that front. idk. i do really like the idea of having one of the ‘day’ transitions being thomas half asleep on a bus/tram/train, though. so we could easily just handwave it and say that they live close enough to a station or transport hub that its essentially accessible at awkward hours of the night. plus its like, if the day starts in the morning, it being late evening for that seems fair. well, late evening as in like..... 8pm or smth. since thats a fair enough time to my mind. 12 hours all up, maybe?

idk. i think this baaasically works. Thomas [SUR. NAME] lives in Upper Wattle Gully in the south eastern suburbs, and attends Scullion University in Norwood. anyone who lives out my way know immediately what all of that means. ;)

[intothedanvers-e]

Young, Dumb, & Broke

Word Count: 1820

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Author’s Note: Thank you for all the love on Chapter 1!! I’ll like that below if you want to read that! Sorry this is up so late (its 8:50 pm here) i was busy after class and didn’t get home till now! I honestly didn’t ever think so many people would like my writing so truly all the comments and notes mean the world to me!! Again if you’d like to be part of the taglist let me know! and if you have any feedback pls let me know! Also the italics in the beginning are the other person on the phone, just so no one is confused!

Summary: You just graduated high school and were ready to embark on your last summer of being a dumb teen and going on adventures before having to face the realities of the adult world. One day you were driving to a lake to meet some of your friends when your car broke down in the middle of nowhere. With no service and no gas stations around you wandered a little down the street and found one house where you went to ask for help. You expected to find an old couple living in the middle of nowhere, but a nice young British guy (Tom) answered the door. Due to unforeseen circumstances you spend the rest of the afternoon and most of the night together, but when it’s time to leave he says he wants to see you again. You exchange numbers with the cute British guy and embark on a long, secretive summer fling. You both lie about what you do for a living and what you were both doing in the middle of nowhere, but the moments you too bonded were all genuine. Will he find out about your plans after summer? Will you find out what he actually does for a living? Will this fling extend past summer?

Chapter 1 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5

Chapter 2

“Sorry ma’am but our tow truck is currently out on a job so we can get to you anywhere from 2 to 12 hours from now. Will you be by the car for the next 2 to 12 hours?”

You closed your eyes and sighed. You didn’t want to be a bother and make Tom wait 12 HOURS with you, especially when you two barely knew each other.

“Yeah that’s fine. Do you guys do phone calls before you come? Just so I can send the car off and get a ride home.”

“Yes ma’am we will call this number before we dispatch our truck and once we get word that they are in tow with your car we will also call then to double check. If it gets to you in the next 4 hours you are welcome to come and get a quote for the work, if its after the 4 hours we will simply bring it in and leave it overnight and you can come in the morning to discuss the issues.”

“Okay thank you sir.”

You hung up and leaned your forehead against the wall in front of you. How were you going to tell Tom that the tow truck would be here anywhere from 2 to 12 hours from now? You stood there for a little bit trying to gain the courage to tell him the news. I mean worse scenario he kicks you out and you have to sit in your car for the next 2 to 12 hours. No big deal right? At least that’s what you told yourself to make yourself feel better.

“Any luck?” he said as you walked into the living room. He looked much comfier. He went from skinny jeans and a tight shirt to sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt.

“So good news and bad news.”

You sat down on the other side of the couch, as far away from him as you could. You tried to scan his face for any negative reactions.

“Hit me”, he said with a huge goofy grin glued to his face.

“So they do have a tow truck but its on a job currently and they don’t know when it’ll be back so they said anywhere from 2 to 12 hours.”

You crossed your legs expecting a negative reaction from him.

“Sounds good. At least they’ll get to you. What’s the bad news?”

“The bad news was that you’re technically stuck with me for the next 2 to 12 hours!”

“Oh that’s fine! I think you get the short end of the stick Y/N. Essentially you’re being forced to spend the next 2 to 12 hours with me, an unknown British boy who you thought was a murderer.”

You laughed.

“Only because I’ve seen waaay too many horror movies! None of that was based off of who you are as a person, I promise.”

“That’s fine America is a scary place so I understand the doubts. I take it you haven’t had anything to eat, would you like me to make you something?”

“Oh no please I don’t want to be an inconvenience to you! You just go about your night and I’ll sit in the corner with a good book and you won’t hear a peep out of me.”

“Jokes on you because you see I’m from southwest London darling, I have polite Englishman flowing through my veins so I will treat you as I treat all my guests. I was going to make myself dinner anyway and I usually make too much for myself so I don’t mind sharing. Do you have any dietary restrictions or allergies?”

You were taken aback. He was genuinely being so nice to you, and for some unknown reason it made your stomach flutter.

“Uhh no I just really hate tomatoes but I can pick them out of anything!”

“No tomatoes it is.”

He gave you the sweetest smile and turned on his heels toward the kitchen. You kept checking your messages to see if any of your friends replied, but no luck. You weren’t surprised, you all had a no phones rule for the first of summer bonfire. You were just wondering if any of them noticed you weren’t there, or even really cared. You tried to push the thoughts to the back of your mind. You got up remembering your good ole American manners. You walked toward the kitchen.

“Hey so I have mediocre American manners running through my veins and I just remembered I have a cooler with drinks in my trunk that would otherwise go to waste. So tonight the drinks are on me.”

He turned around and gave you a thumbs up. You powerwalked to your car and took the cooler out of your trunk. Most of the ice was still in tact, which was surprising given how hard the sun was hitting your car just an hour ago. It was 7:30 now and it was the time just before sunset when the sun isn’t as harsh and the wind starts to feel really cool.

You walked into the kitchen rolling the cooler behind you. You had also grabbed a few blankets and your leggings that you could change into so you didn’t have to be in shorts all night. You left those along with your backpack on the floor in the living room. You knelt down next to the cooler in front of Tom, who was about halfway with what seemed like some kind of pasta.

“We have a great selection of 3 different wines, we have a few hard liquors that I don’t think match the occasion, and a few American beers if you want to have a mediocre beer along with dinner.”

“Are you old enough to have that much alcohol in there? I’m only 20 and I don’t think I can even walk into the liquor section of a grocery store!”

“Uhh technically no, but like every good American teen I used a not real ID and got all of this. I don’t drink this all myself okay! It was for a celebration.”

He looked at you concerned.

“Were you going to a birthday party Y/N? Oh my god is it your birthday?!”

“NO! No no, a few friends and I were just having a graduation celebration. I graduated high school yesterday.”

“Congratulations Y/N! Aw man now I feel even shittier that you’re forced to spend this time with me and not your friends.”

“Don’t even worry about it, it’s not your fault anyway. Plus, I think I lucked out on not stumbling upon a murderer in the middle of nowhere.”

“Alright well we’ll start with the wines, then if god forbid we go through all three bottles we’ll do the heavier stuff.”

You took the three bottles of wine and closed the cooler.

“I’ll set these on the table and come and help you finish that up.”

“Are you joking? No you’re the guest and you’re providing drinks, you go take a seat on the couch and wait till Chef Holland calls you okay?”

“Your last name is really Holland?”

“Fuck off.”

You laughed as you walked out of the kitchen. You walked over to the desk with the Spiderman comic on it.

“Do you mind if I read the Spiderman comic while I wait?”

“Go for it!”

You grabbed the comic and laid on the couch, your legs hanging off the arm rest. As you were reading it you realized Tom had written notes on the edges and circled certain boxes. Most of the notes were about certain Peter Parker mannerisms and personality traits. You were so intrigued by his notes, every time you tried to bring up comics to your friends they rolled their eyes and called you a nerd. Most of his notes were things you noticed yourself every time you re-read this comic book.

“Dinner is ready!” he called out in his best American accent.

“You sounded like my aunt Shirley just now,” you said walking into the dining room.

He had made what seemed like a chicken fettuccine in alfredo sauce with a nice bright green salad.

“Just trying out my American accent,” he smiled at you.

“I was really hoping I’d hear you yell something more British.”

“Like what?! Oi Y/N supper is ready mate come get ya crumpets and tea!”

“Perfect!”

The two of you started eating in silence. You remembered the comic you brought with you to the table.

“I think we have more in common than we think Tom,” you said pointing to the comic book.

“Whatdya mean?”

“It might just be because none of my friends are into the nerdy shit I am but while I was reading this all your notes seem like something I could’ve written in there myself.”

He smiled at you and blushed, immediately looking down at his plate.

“Seems like we both have good taste.”

You both finished dinner having some nice casual discussion about comic books. You didn’t get an opportunity to nerd out around your friends so when Tom kept replicating your enthusiasm, you just kept getting more and more excited. You tried to offer to wash the dishes after you finished eating but Tom insisted that he was excited about having a full dishwasher and finally being able to use it. With wine drunk rosy cheeks the two of you walked into the living room after almost a half hour of teaching Tom how to use the dishwasher.

An alarm on your phone went off. You turned it off and quickly took a pill from your backpack and swallowed it before Tom could see. Of course he was too distracted by the fact that you had an Iron Man backpack.

“Hey I know him!”

“Yeah it’s Iron Man, everyone knows him.”

Toms eyes went wide realizing he actually meant Robert Downey Jr. Luckily you saved him from almost outing himself as Spiderman.

“Uhh yeah that’s what I meant Y/N sheesh.”

You looked up at the clock. It was 10:00 now and you felt bad knowing that you had to be a bother to Tom for almost 9 more hours.

“If you want to go to sleep or have some quiet time to yourself I totally get it. I’ll be down here waiting for the sacred phone call and I’ll probably read a few books from this family’s library.”

“Are you joking? That’s just the tip of the iceberg! I want to get to know more of Y/N because so far I like what I hear.”

“Really?” you said blushing. “I feel like I’ve been talking too much.”

“I could listen to you talk for hours.”

He was staring intensely into your eyes, but for the first time ever it didn’t make you anxious. Your stomach was basically doing backflips now as you kept trying to convince yourself it was just the wine buzz that was causing it.

tag list: @greenarrowhead @justanotherfangirl2015 @oh-dear-tommy @hollandlovely

[ellooelly]

COUPLE INTERVIEW TAG!

Rules: Answer the questions from your OC otp’s point of view and tag as many people as you want.

I was tagged by: @kohinooboo thank youuuu <3

I’m tagging: @ay0r3al @duskysimmer and @overgrownbeard

Obviously I have to do Charlie and Ben because I didn’t actually give them the attention they deserved and they’re about to be gone forever, so here it is.

1.  HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?

C: his apartment. i was friends with one of his roommates so i was there hanging out one night and Ben just appeared out of nowhere.

B: ah, that was a goooood night *smirks at Charlie* do you remember-

C: shh! yes, of course I remember. *giggles.*

2. WHO IS THE MOST JEALOUS OF YOU TWO?

C: neither of us really.

B: oh, yeah, ok *rolls his eyes*

C: what?!

B: you get jealous every time lucy comes over to pick up levi, don’t lie.

C: that is not true! i just don’t like being around her, that’s all. why would i be jealous of that awful …

B: mhmm.

3. WHAT’RE YOUR 3 FAVOURITE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT YOUR PARTNER?

B: ooo let me start. ok so first, her eyes. they’re like, crazy hypnotizing. second would be her hands. they’re always super soft and they’re the hands that are raising my children, so how could i not love them? and third would definitely be her tits. sorry, but i’m a boob man and hers are just so perfect. *cups his hands in the air* they’re soft and smooth and-

C: alrighty! my turn. Um, i think first would be just his whole face in general. like i just love looking at him every day. second is his arms. i never knew i was a sucker for muscles until i met Ben. third is his butt. it’s cute and round and perfect for spanking. wow that sounded kinky, but i just mean, like, playfully not … never mind. i’ll stop. *blushes*

4. WHO’S MORE LIKELY TO BE RUNNING LATE?

C: both of us.

B: yeah, definitely. we don’t even have any good excuses, we’re just always late to everything.

5. WHO IS THE MOST ORGANISED AND WHO IS THE MESSIEST?

C: uh. both of us. *laughs*

B: i’m really organized when it comes to my work but our apartment is always a mess.

C: agreed. like, i have a detailed file on every recipe i’ve ever made, but i know for a fact that there is a pile of dirty laundry in the corner of our bedroom that has been there for at least two weeks. i feel like we just don’t have time to keep everything perfect. *shrugs*

6. WHO IS THE BIGGER FLIRT? (FLIRTS THE MOST?)

B: her! this crazy lady literally rolled over in bed this morning, winked at me and asked “come around here often?”

C: hey, when i see a guy as hot as him, i’m gonna flirt.

B: oh so if you see some other guy who looks like me, you’re just gonna flirt with him too? i see how it is.

C: whoa whoa whoa, should we go back to the jealousy question and switch our answers? *raises an eyebrow* anyways, no one is hotter than you in my eyes, so don’t worry about that *kisses his cheek*

7. WHO DOES THE MOST COOKING?

B: psh, no question.

C: me. I am a chef after all.

8. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT KIDS AND DO YOU WANT THEM? IF SO HOW MANY?

B: well we already have two sooooooo.

C: Levi is from Ben’s previous relationship, but he lives with us most of the time. and we just had Arrius last year, so that makes two.

B: yeah, i think we’re done. we love our boys like crazy, but two is definitely enough.

9. WHO WEARS THE PANTS IN THE RELATIONSHIP?

C: eh, we don’t really prescribe to the notion that one partner needs to be “in charge”

B: we’re a team. we make all decisions together. which obviously leads to some fights and shit, but that’s life. we always work things out.

10. WHAT’S YOUR PARTNER’S LEAST FAVOURITE HOUSEWORK TASK?

C and B: all of them *laughs*

11. WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICED ABOUT EACH OTHER?

B: her shyness. which is funny actually because now i know that she isn’t shy at all, but i when i first saw her she had her head down and was standing alone in my kitchen, so i just figured …

C: hey in my defense i was just really uncomfortable at that party because i didn’t know anyone. but then you came and rescued me.

B: yeah, and later that night you were, uh, definitely not shy. at all.

C: *bites her lip and blushes* the first thing i noticed about him was his smile. and then he spoke and his voice was … i don’t even know. *turns to him* your voice sounded like … like home.

B: wow charlie that was really corny.

C: *scoffs* shut up.

12. WHAT DOES YOUR PARTNER DO THAT PISSES YOU OFF?

C: doesn’t tell me when something is bothering him. he just lets it fester until it becomes a bigger deal.

B: *nodding* yeah, i am guilty of that. but sometimes you think i’m upset when really I just don’t feel like talking or something, so then you prod and prod until i do actually get pissed. that’s pretty annoying.

C: well its hard to tell when you’re actually mad about something or just generally grumpy when you never talk to me about it. sooooo….

B: you’re right. its something we both need to work on.

13. WHERE’S THE CRAZIEST/WEIRDEST PLACE YOU’VE EVER HAD SEX?

C: *blushes* uhh…

B: how about that time in our friend’s kitchen? we were all hanging out on the balcony but me and char slipped away for some *coughs* fun. we did it right there on their counter. I could literally see our friends through the window as we were, ya know. i honestly don’t know how none of them caught us.

14. DO YOU KNOW YOUR PARTNER’S LOVE LANGUAGE, IF YES WHAT IS IT?

C: his would be, hmmm. definitely physical touch. and I would say words of affirmation as well? i don’t know i give him compliments all the time so maybe that’s just me projecting.

B: *laughing* of course i love it when she compliments me, or touches me, or actually anything. so yeah, she’s right. hers is one hundred percent quality time. she wants to do everything together always. not that i mind. *smiles at her*

C: dude i literally just said that i was projecting my desire for words of affirmation onto you. how did you not pick up on that?

B: oh shit. ok, i’m sorry, my beautiful, kind, smart, loving, sexy, brilliant, sweet girlfriend.

C: * rolls eyes *

15. WHERE DO YOU SEE THE 2 OF YOU IN 10 YEARS?

B: moved out of this tiny ass apartment for one. we’ve been looking into brindleton bay a lot. neither of us have been there before and i think it would be a good change of pace, plus it’s not too far from the city that we still can’t come visit. we just have to figure out if it makes financial sense.

C: yeah i really like the idea of living by the sea. fresh air, open skies. it would be so nice. i’d definitely like to build a house out there. maybe a little garden too where i can grow vegetables and herbs and all sorts of stuff to cook with. and of course, we’ll be happy and together. and just as in love as we are today.

[smallsushi]

♡ get to know me stuff♡??

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

- my boyfriend

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

- outgoing

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

- uhh no one

4. Are you easy to get along with?

- yes i think so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

- my boyfriend

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

- hopeless romantics, smarties, good at math types. geeks, gamers. kind of goofy.

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

- i am in one not a very good one.. so maybe not

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

- no one

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

- no unless it’s a dude

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

- Leon

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

- “come watch stream” by my boyfriend

12. What are your 5 favourite songs right now?

- i’m really into joji rn and brent faiyaz

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

- only if i like them

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

- i want to so i lowkey do

15. What good thing happened this summer?

- i made friends and some especially good ones like Z, L, Ne and D

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

- no

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

- why not? maybe woooo woo

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

- haha no never ever >__<

19. Do you like bubble baths?

- ofcourse

20. Do you like your neighbours?

- idk them

21. What are you bad habits?

- overthinking and vaping! i promise i’ll stop sometime soon~

22. Where would you like to travel?

- paris, i just want to be there some day

23. Do you have trust issues?

- yes i have been wronged by many people i would never hurt

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

- sleeping and dreaming. and ofc day dreaming in the morning. my life.. well isnt that exciting right now.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

- all of it, i’m ugly asf imo

26. What do you do when you wake up?

- lay in bed for a while and think...

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

- honestly... lighter. people always say smth abt my skin tone. my boyfriend likes lighter girls too. would help me feel better.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

- no one like completely..

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

- no i’m sure he hates me for dumping him

30. Do you ever want to get married?

- my instant thought is no, but i know if i am truly happy i would want that.

31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

- yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

- to me thinking abt celebs like that is weird they are like real life humans. and i haven’t found anyone incredibly sexually attractive to share fluids with thanks.

33. Spell your name with your chin.

- kjzw bro my name has 5 letters

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

- i was in basketball and gymnastics for 2 years

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

- tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

- yes, because i was too young.

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

- something that makes the situation worse.

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

- is it weird that my dream guy is straight out of a novel series? the guy who buys flowers, sends hand written letters, makes playlists, surprises me, has my picture in his wallet, isn’t afraid to be madly obsessed with me ok ok i’ll get out of my head now.

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

- i dont have favourites but i love sephora

40. What do you want to do after high school?

- bro i want to die i’m 22

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

- umm sometimes. we are all human.

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

- i’m hurt

43. Do you smile at strangers?

- sometimes if they smile at me

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

- no

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

- at this point.. i want to go to paris. i want to see paris before i die. i’m extremely suicidal but thinking about not seeing paris before i die kind of gives me hope UwU

46. What are you paranoid about?

- being lied to, or made a complete fool of.

47. Have you ever been high?

- yes

48. Have you ever been drunk?

- yes

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

- yes

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

- grey

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

- all the time

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

- i wish i could be prettier... maybe then i wouldn’t get treated like shit.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

- too faced.. always ♡

54. Favourite colour?

- pink and purple... i like pastels..

55. Favourite food?

- good ol spaghetti and meatballs with heaps of parmesan

56. Last thing you ate?

- lol coffee, i havent ate in two dayss depression gang :3

57. First thing you ate this morning?

- coffee

58. Ever been in love?

- yes

59. How many pillows do you sleep with?

- 4

60. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

- i wish i could but i dont have any stuffies atm

61. Favourite animal?

-cats

62. Favourite tv show?

umm black mirror, mr robot, bbt, you etc

63. Favourite movie?

- requiem for a dream, mr nobody, anything that blows my mind tbh

64. First person you talked to today?

- my boyfriend

65 Last person you talked to today?

- my boyfriend

66. Name a person you hate?

- dont hate anyone

67. Name a person you love?

- ig my boyfriend

68. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

- no

69. Do you regret anything from your past?

- yes

70. Do you miss anyone from your past?

- nope

71. Ever broken someone’s heart?

- yes

72. Have you ever been on a horse?

- yes and it was scary

73. Is something irritating you right now?

- a lot of things but i dont mind

74. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

- no, usually it hurts after they like me back

75. Do you have trust issues?

- lol yes

76. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

- my boyfriend

77. What was your childhood nickname?

- bubblegum was a favourite so ill say that here

78. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

- yes

79. Favourite book?

- 1984 George Orwell a big mind fuck fest

80. Are you afraid of the dark?

- yes, and even more scared when im actually with multiple people like which ones the ghost ah!

81. Are you mean?

- sometimes when im moody or angry

82. Is cheating ever okay?

- nope never

83. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- no its probably just lust

84. Do you believe in true love?

- i do because i love truly

85. Are you currently bored?

- very, life is dull atm

86. What makes you happy?

- sunshine, travelling, people watching, music, cats, anime, gaming, reading, someone loving me truly but hey lets be real~

87. Would you change your name?

- no i actually love my first name

88. What your zodiac sign?

- im a sag

89. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

- one is married, one is too pure to like me and the other one is someone i do kinda have a vibe with, either way i will stay away and tell them its wrong since i have a boyfriend.

91. Favourite lyrics right now?

- "I'm not living, I'm just killing time." - True Love Waits, Radiohead

92. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

- closed

93. How tall are you?

- 5'2

94. Curly or Straight hair?

- curly/wavy

95. What’s your favourite quote?

- "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are" -Mewtwo

96. Do you believe in ghosts?

- noo

[atomic-snail-blog]

1-104

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Good morning o.o

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?Nothing?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?I am not one to judge

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?No..?

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?Drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?All the time

7. What does your last received text say?I slepe alepe On glorFloor*

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?Above once?

9. Where was your last kiss at?A house?

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?Today(17/1)

11. What do you drink in the morning?Anything from coffee to beer depending on circumstance 

12. Where did you sleep last night?I didnt

13. Do you think relationships are hard?If they are maybe it aint working

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Maybe wouldnt have walked out of my job?But even then fuck those guys

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?Only once the bee is released 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?Rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?Maybe?

20. Does anyone like you?Maybe???

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Yes

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?No but the man I kissed was

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?Zeus

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?N E V E R

25. In the past week have you cried?YCYL..maybe

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? STAFFY PITBUL AND HER NAME IS LAIKA AND SHES LOVELY 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?Do you what?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?No?

29. Do you think you’re old?Old enough.

30. Do you like text messaging?Yes?

31. What type of day are you having?A tired one

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yes

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?Yes

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Relationship 

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?Simply complex

37. What song are you listening to?Moondance - Van Morrison

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Mostly39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?I think yeS?40. What made you start liking the person you like now?What didnt41. When did you last receive a text message?Today42. What is wrong with you right now?Thats a lil rude43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Pretty well I think o.o44. Does anyone disgust you?Nah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Like a random person? Nah46. Are you in a good mood right now?Yeah47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?Mum48. What color shirt are you wearing?N/A49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?Nah50. Anyone you’re giving up on?Nah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?Nah

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Nah53. Do you like rain?Yeah 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Im not one to judge55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?Guilty 56. Do you like to cuddle?Yes

57. Are you shy?I guess 58. Do you get along with girls?Yes?59. Have you dated the person you texted last?Nah 60. What do you carry with you at all times?Will to live(x) 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Dont see why not 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?Yeah 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?No 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Extremely 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Anything Laika does

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?Uhh fuck? 25, 28, 18?Maybe?

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    DIY68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    Leopard69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    Do I have a car?70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    LIL WEAZY71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    Anroid72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   Last year 73. Do you like diet soda?    Dont even drink regular soda74. What color are the walls in your room?    Yellow?75. Are you 16 or older?    2376. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?   Some 77. Do you have a job?    Did  78. What are your initials?   RMW 79. Did you ever have braces?    No80. Are you from the south?    Southern Hemisphere?

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    “haha yeah wanting to live and shit am i right guys haha“82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    Nope83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    Dad84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   Nah 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    John Wick?86. Do you smoke?    Smoke what?87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   Heels 88. Is your phone touch screen?    Yeah89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?  Straight?  90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    Hell yeah91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    Lake92. Have you ever made out in a car?    Yes93. …Had sex in a car?    Yes94. Are you single or in a relationship?   Single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    Gambling96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    New Years97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    Its aight98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    Yep99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    N...n..nooooooooooo100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? Nah   101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    Maybe102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    Uhhhh the one about P Diddy?103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    No?104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?   Nah 

[santafe1899-blog]

ykno what nvm answer all of them dickhead

fuck u 

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

u

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

outgoin

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

i see every1 i love p frequently tbh

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i reckon so

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

yeah i trust em to (if they aint all drunk themselves)

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

like 80% of the population

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

i reckon i got p good odds tbh

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

uhh helena cuz she just gave me a hug bless her

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

yes. deeply.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

u

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

‘love u mom’

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

choose any from this

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

f u c k   y e s

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

ehhhh idk not rly

15. What good thing happened this summer?

so much?? bfs?? top surgery??? its been a good summer

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

give me

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

al wouldnt be cuddling me rn if i didnt

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

i dont even remember his name

19. Do you like bubble baths?

i dont have them often but theyre cool

20. Do you like your neighbors?

yeah theyre chill

21. What are you bad habits?

o god so many. drinkin paint waters prolly the worst one

22. Where would you like to travel?

santa fe

23. Do you have trust issues?

uhh nah

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

talkin 2 the ppl i love

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

well itll b GONE in 5 days SOO

26. What do you do when you wake up?

go back 2 sleep

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

nah

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

the bfs

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

uhh nah

30. Do you ever want to get married?

howd that even work

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

we just tested n Yes

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

there r so many options wtf…the richest 2

33. Spell your name with your chin.

mjnac mjk

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

soccer 4 lyfe (im a forward)

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

y would u ask me this

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

im shit at that tbh i always end up spillin. prolly my elementary school crush cuz i got over it in a week

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

i usually awkward laugh

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

uhhh… im tryina think a the similarities btwn the bfs…uhh…nice smile

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

somewhere w food

40. What do you want to do after high school?

art

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

nope

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

m concentratin

43. Do you smile at strangers?

sometimes?

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

outer space

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

food. promise a seein the bfs

46. What are you paranoid about?

uhhh losin people

47. Have you ever been high?

yep

48. Have you ever been drunk?

yep

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

dont think so

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

navy blu

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

yeahh

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

i mean… appearance wise its already changin. but i reckon i cld prolly be less brash

53. Favourite makeup brand?

uhhhh idek know more than 2 makeup brands

54. Favourite store?

food

55. Favourite blog?

mine. uh jk like…the bfs? idk i only rly follow my friends n art blogs

56. Favourite colour?

blue

57. Favourite food?

mac n cheese

58. Last thing you ate?

a bagel

59. First thing you ate this morning?

pancakes

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

i won like 10 art competitions in elementary

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

bein a little shit once

62. Been arrested? For what?

vandalism rip

63. Ever been in love?

yeah i am rn

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

wed been datin for a month. we kissed then we both laughed

65. Are you hungry right now?

when aint i

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

theyre the same

67. Facebook or Twitter?

uhh twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nah

70. Names of your bestfriends?

medda, crutchie, albo, spot, davey, kath

71. Craving something? What?

when isnt it mac n cheese

72. What colour are your towels?

like… a few diff ones

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

2

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

nah

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

uhh like…1? i didnt get 2 bring my childhood ones n i aint the kinda person 2 collect em

75. Favourite animal?

dogs tbh

76. What colour is your underwear?

black rn

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

cookies n cream

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

blue

80. What colour pants?

grey

81. Favourite tv show?

b99

82. Favourite movie?

hot fuzz

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls??? obv??? mean girls 2 was shit we all know that

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

mean girls

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

janis

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

nemo for sure

87. First person you talked to today?

crutchie

88. Last person you talked to today?

u

89. Name a person you hate?

u

90. Name a person you love?

you

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

yeah a lot

92. In a fight with someone?

not actively

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

too many (never too many)

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

prolly like..3

95. Last movie you watched?

spirit

96. Favourite actress?

m e d d a

97. Favourite actor?

idk a hot one

98. Do you tan a lot?

i tend 2 burn more

99. Have any pets?

theo

100. How are you feeling?

gay

101. Do you type fast?

moderately?

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

yeeeeah

103. Can you spell well?

im ok

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

yeah

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

fuck yeah

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

uhh … yeah

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yeah

108. What should you be doing?

payin attention 2 al

109. Is something irritating you right now?

yeah im hangin out w this rlly annoyin guy rn :/

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yeah.

111. Do you have trust issues?

not rly

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

uhh theo

113. What was your childhood nickname?

id rly rather Not

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yeah

115. Do you play the Wii?

i mean sometimes but we dont got one

116. Are you listening to music right now?

yeah we have a playlist on

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

yeah

118. Do you like Chinese food?

yeah

119. Favourite book?

football

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

as much as like, ny1 is

121. Are you mean?

sometimes?

122. Is cheating ever okay?

absolutely not

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

nope

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

nah, just lust

125. Do you believe in true love?

yeah

126. Are you currently bored?

nah

127. What makes you happy?

theo, paintin, the bfs, medda

128. Would you change your name?

been there done that

129. What your zodiac sign?

cancer

130. Do you like subway?

yeah sure

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

“we did this already”

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

al

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

tbh ‘cause I’m never going down, im never giving up, im never gonna leave, so put your hands up, if you like me, then say you like me.’ mean a lot rn

134. Can you count to one million?

i mean…probably?

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

“im straight”

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

closed

137. How tall are you?

5’10”

138. Curly or Straight hair?

i got str8 hair

139. Brunette or Blonde?

brunette by majority rules

140. Summer or Winter?

summer

141. Night or Day?

day

142. Favourite month?

july. 4 no reason…..

143. Are you a vegetarian?

nope

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk

145. Tea or Coffee?

ughh tea if i have 2. just give me a red bull

146. Was today a good day?

yeah

147. Mars or Snickers?

mars

148. What’s your favourite quote?

“it does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live”

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

yeah sure

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“Well – I don’ like sayin’ the name if I can help it. No one does.”

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt. 15

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

wow has it been A Week

i have two tests in a few hours and i have so many notes left and calc problems and i'm dying so have this!

there are two links in the chapter and i know you're probably like. why would i click those? i mean i wouldn’t trust me either, but i swear they're fine. ignore the first if you'd like, but if you don't click the second you're probably going to be fairly confused? you'll see what i mean

this is extra long because i'm feeling extra procrastinate-y

(sorting hat = nino, cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub = alya, dipshit = adrien, ahHHH = mari)

i'm off to fail. enjoy~

3:23

sorting hat: what the fuck was i thinking were french wed go to beauxbatons oh also @alya akuma attack

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: but thats bORING wait what fuCK WHEN I FINALLY DECID E 2 SLEPE

sorting hat: please dont leave the house im too tired

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: …. nino what the fuck is thsi akuma

sorting hat: why would i know???

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: bc i dont

sorting hat: love that 3 in the morning logic

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: all thats on the forums is pics of it stacking cars??????????? @hawkmoth wyd

sorting hat: being a dick probably

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok tru oooo something new in the inbox of the ladyblog make ur bets now

sorting hat: i say random theory

dipshit: Fanart duh

sorting hat: bro!!! youre up!! <3

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: gm marshmallow my love

sorting hat: howd you wake up? did the akuma get close to your house and finally make noise or osmething?

dipshit: Oh I never went to bed

sorting hat: …

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: what the SHI T SLEEP BOI

dipshit: Trust me, I would’ve if I wanted to

sorting hat: mari is the only one of us with any sense

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: shes a smart one

dipshit: Yeah Anyway what’s in the inbox

sorting hat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: thank u bab much appreciated but also ur a nerd anyway its wait waht ths hit hlyk fucik

sorting hat: uhhhh alya you ok??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i S HTIS  AK JOKE IMS TCARED TO CPIICK IT

dipshit: Well what is it??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: IS T A FICKUING VIDOE WITH CHANT OIRS  FACE AS THE THUMBLNAIL FIFS:DKLFJ:SDLKFJQWIUE:C:KJGK:SJ

sorting hat: wait like like he shot it himself??

dipshit: That’s some dedication is it like mid-akuma fight or something

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ahhhHHH I DON TKNOW I HAVNE TWATCHED IT YET its itS THE M TEHY METION ME MOM HOL Y FCUK i can t;breakt h im oginna die nsow WAITN I NEDD TO POST

sorting hat: please dont die on us yo send me the link fam

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DINOSUAR SCREEEECH  

dipshit: Did you mean pterodactyl screech

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THISNK I CAN SPELL THAT NR

dipshit: Honestly I didn’t even spell it right I had to use spellcheck

sorting hat: smh fake fan i bet you cant even name ten dinosaurs

dipshit: Do you want me to try???

sorting hat: no no i do not not right now maybe after school

dipshit: Does spelling count

sorting hat: yup scientific names only too bro no long neck bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ladyblog.tumblr.com/post/324367743289/update-from-the-favs ICAHT STOP YELLING IM SO GETITN G INTORUBLE FOR BEIGS O LOUD BUT HOLY SHI T

sorting hat: dang they look exhaust ed and that akuma really is just stacking cars

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i need a flashing gif thatj us tsays LADYNOIR IS CANON

sorting hat: bro thi s is so accurate to staying up until 3 am tho

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: HE CALLED HER PERFEC T

dipshit: Missed pun opportunity Could’ve said purrfect

sorting hat: im kicking you out

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: MARHSMALLOW I LIVOE U also i think theyr right about it being a kid

sorting hat: but like lb said its really late

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i mean tru

sorting hat: it looks like theyre building a castel or somethng

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: a fortress!!!

sorting hat: yeah!!!

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: to protect them from d r a g o n s or scary things

sorting hat: yo it couldve just been a kid with a nightmare if you by that

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: god whne the girls have a nightmare its ROUGH sometiems nothing will get them back to bed cant blame them i mean one of  the things that helps them is drwing nightmares fuk i woudlnt want to go back to sleep either

dipshit: The akumas building a fortress huh?

sorting hat: idk man we arent talking to the akuma ask chat

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh yeah no that failed

sorting hat: ????

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: he tried to talk to them and they just like picked him up and threw him away some1 submitted a video rip chat noir

dipshit: Sounds painful

sorting hat: rip in pepperoni anyway if you look at the akuma theyre sorta dressed up ya know

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i wanna say ur projecting the castle thing but ur right that thing in their hair looks like a crown

dipshit: Huh you’re right

sorting hat: man i need to sleep akumas are bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i just watche dthe video for the sixth itm e im gnna memorize it

sorting hat: babe please if youre gonna memorize something you should wait for a better vidoe

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THINK THEYLLY SEND A NOTHER

sorting hat: idk why not they sent thsi one

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT FAM oh snap here come the amgic ladybugs there the y go ayyyy

sorting hat: sleep

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok godo plan see u in a few hours 2 cry

PM between dipshit and ahHHH

ahHHH: I cannot bleieve you used our friends to stop an akuma

dipshit: Can you please let me live

ahHHH: I cant believe you sent taht video to alya

dipshit: Did you see how happy she was?????

ahHHH: Oh my god Im going to bed Please actually sleep???

dipshit: Uhh No promises but I’ll try my best

ahHHH: You better Night kittne

dipshit: See you in a few hours Night bugaboo

7:58 in hogwarts house discourse

sorting hat: i want to die

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub has changed their name to ladynoir keeps me living

ladynoir keeps me living renamed this conversation to “life is meaningless”.

dipshit: Optimistic

ahHHH: Fuck m y life and efverythign in it

  16:03

ladynoir keeps me living has renamed this conversation to “what the fUCK”.

ladynoir keeps me living: what the fuc k what thif cuk what teh kcuk WHAT THE ICUK NINO

sorting hat: babe im standing right next to you im processing gimme a fucking second

ladynoir keeps me living: ... 

sorting hat: ok i had a second what

ladynoir keeps me living: whaT ETH FCUK YOU TWO REPSOND YOU FUCKERS BOLTED WHAT HTE UC K

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ladynoir keeps me living: MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG WHAT THE FUC K MARI!!!!!!!!!!! ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and dipshit

ladynoir keeps me living: answer uR GODDAMN PHON E I M GODING HUNT U DOWN I F U DONT RESPJNOD  

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: did i just see what i htink i saw correction did alya and i see what we think i saw bro adrien agreste are you here hellllooooooo shit dude

PM between sorting hat and ahHHH

sorting hat: dude dude what was that how long has that been a thing broski marinette goddammit guys

PM between ahHHH and dipshit

dipshit: Uh I’m really sorry about that It just Happened

ahHHH: Its fine Youre fine Its fine Were all fine

dipshit: Are they…?

ahHHH: Yup I have So many messages Oh my go d

dipshit: I’m so sorry

ahHHH: Its both our faults or something

dipshit: You want Alya or Nino

ahHHH: Uh lets do this the simplest way you go nino i go alya Good luck

dipshit: Same to you

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: What

ladynoir keeps me living: ok deep breaths do not what me i saw that nino saw that you lived it

ahHHH: lived what

ladynoir keeps me living: U JUST KISSED ADRIEN AGREST E

ahHHH: um

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

dipshit: Hey Nino What’s up

sorting hat: ha ha very funny alyas having a cow but seriously did you and marinette kiss

dipshit: Uhh I mean yes Yes we did There was lip touching going on there It was an accident

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: It was an accident!!!!

ladynoir keeps me living: an aCCIDENT

ahHHH: Were both really tired and we were standing next to each otehr and idont know what happened

ladynoir keeps me living: what did u fall asleep on each others lips or something?!??!??!?!?!? accident?!??????

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: an accident

dipshit: I kind of Wasn’t thinking

sorting hat: really fucknig smooth bro

dipshit: Sue me

sorting hat: no thank s are you two dating now or?

dipshit: No we’re not

sorting hat: but you like marinette before you say no please know i just saw you lock lips and i also am your best friend and also have eyes

dipshit: Ok yes I like her

sorting hat: so are you gonna ask her out

dipshit: Uhh ... ...no I don’t think so

sorting hat: bruh why not??

dipshit: It’s complicated

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ladynoir keeps me living: i hate both of u ur actuallt he worst

ahHHH: Im sorry???

ladynoir keeps me living: MAKE OUT ALREADY

ahHHH: Alya stop!!!!! We arent dating or anyhting

ladynoir keeps me going: what hte fUCK why not!!!!! u kissed!!! u 2 talk all the time u make each other laugh u spend a ton of time together u like each other ur dating

ahHHH: Al Im not dating adrien!!!

ladynoir keeps me going: ok fine but u could

ahHHH: By that logic I could also be dating you and nino

ladynoir keeps me going: yes yes u could be

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: complicated??? what about it is complicated?????? you like her she likes you if you havent figured that out by now i dont know what to tell you dude other than maybe all that homeschooling made you worse at social interaction than we thought cause its freaking obvious man like really really obvious

dipshit: It really is complicated, I swear

sorting hat: what?? do you like someone else too or something?

dipshit: Yeah Actually I do

sorting hat: who? ladybug still?? i mean same ladybug is fucking awesome and ive been in a room with teh two of you chemistry and awkwardness but like dont take this the wrong way dude but what are your chances? im not gonna pull an alya and say lb and cn are a thing but how well would dating a superhero really work out? you like mari mari likes you youve already kissed once you guys are so close already might as well just change the relationship status on facebook you know? adrien? ok well think on it dude ill be here if you wanna talk

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ahHHH: Its not that simple

ladynoir keeps me living: yes it is? do u like him? yes does he like u? yes did u like kissing him? im gonna guess yes is it the asking out part ur scared of cause i can totally bug him into asking u out first

ahHHH: No its not that its just I Its kinda complicated

ladynoir keeps me living: ??????

ahHHH: I cant really

ladynoir keeps me living: mari u ok?? do u need me to come over cause i can

ahHHH: No its ok Im fine

ladynoir keeps me living: did adrien do smth do i need to beat him up

ahHHH: No! No its not him Adrien is perfect

ladynoir keeps me living: sap

ahHHH: Just Give me a minute Ok?

ladynoir keeps me living: ill wait for u to text first

ahHHH: Thanks

PM between dipshit and ahHHH

dipshit: So

ahHHH: So

dipshit: That happened

ahHHH: Yup

dipshit: Nino asked if we were dating

ahHHH: Alya did too

dipshit: Mari I like you a lot

ahHHH: And I really like you too But theres a but right?

dipshit: Yeah You too?

ahHHH: Yeah

dipshit: I think we should just Wait? A little bit?

ahHHH: I was thinking the same thing Not necessarily a long time just Some Time

dipshit: Exactly I mean I’ve been in love with you for months honestly But there’s…

ahHHH: Same here I’ve had a huge embarrassing crush on you since the beginning of the year

dipshit: Glad we’re the same level of awkward and embarrassing

ahHHH: That wasnt our first kiss By the way Just Thought you should Probably know at this point

dipshit: Wait what?

ahHHH: Dark Cupid? You um I needed to break his hold on you and I remembered class and there had been something about a kis sbreaking a spell so Yeah You didnt remember so I didnt say anything Maybe I shouldve I jsut felt Really awkward about it??? Sorry

dipshit: Oh Um

ahHHH: IM REALLY REALLY SORRY

dipshit: It’s fine!!! Really it’s fine It sounds like it’d be awkward to bring up But thanks for telling me I appreciate it

ahHHH: Of course Um Im gonna do some homeowrk so I can go to bed early tonight Hopefully Hawkmoth will leave us alone

dipshit: Oh god I hope so I can’t do another late night That was terrible

ahHHH: That video was awful But it was fun You might sway me on this social media thing yet kitty

dipshit: :3c

ahHHH: Youre the w o r s t

dipshit: I know Let me know if you have any problems with chem or physics I did the homework while she was going over the stuff from yesterday

ahHHH: Its unfair how smart you are

dipshit: Promise you’ll ask for help??

ahHHH: Yeah I promise Dont you have piano today?

dipshit: Yup and I should probably go get ready for that Good luck my lady

ahHHH: You too kitten

[s3venpounds]

1-64. 65 What is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?

65 questionsssssssssss yeeeeeeeeee boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii letsss fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo thanks for the ask btw! also sorry for late reply

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

honestly sometimes, the whole “ life is a simulation” got me kinda scared ya never know

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

1. because im not afraid of the dark im afraid of what can be in it that im not aware of

3. The person you would never want to meet?

idk. cuz if i say someone i hate then i can’t physically meet them to punch them

4. What is your favorite word?

love

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

idk whichever lives for millions of years i wanna be like those giant ass trees that you see in animes that are like whole cities wide

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

should i finally cut my hair? or do i perservere

7. What shirt are you wearing?

my ed sheeran concert shirt

8. What do you label yourself as?

someone with the capacity of good but chooses to be an asshole

9. Bright room or dark room?

bright room

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

seeing if my new friends were playing games so i can join

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

21

12. Who told you they loved you last?

off the top of my head? my mom pretty sure. 

13. Your worst enemy?

myself, my fears, hesitation and past mistakes?

14. What is your current desktop picture?

its a picture of hinata shoyo from Haikyuu!! doing a spike with wings on his back!

15. Do you like someone?

yes.

16. The last song you listened to?

Jacob Lee Slip

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

trump

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

trump. and i want like brass knuckles when i punch. 

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

probably a volleyball coach/ trainer or a professional volleyball player to just drill basics into me and make me a better player. (that or just gal gadot to like help me clean up my life and give me life advice)

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

i guess my energy? its a fucking mess though cuz sometimes i get tired after like 4 minutes of activity but then sometimes i get like a second wind and i just go for hours 

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

i mean there was that snapchat trend of every guy making a female version of themselves so i guess theres that. i would definitely try anything i could. periods, cramps, catcalls, masturbating anything i could so i truly understand what women have to go through every day of their lives

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

im a very open person so most of my obscure talents are known but i am kinda proud of how i can name pokemon by just hearing their cries limited to like the first 3 generations tho lmao

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

what happens after we die

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

i wanna make the most bougie sandwich in the world. I want abelone, puffin, black truffle, caviar, just all that super high end shit

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

save it. im going on a trip somewhere out of the city and i could use the extra pocket money

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

venice italy. no question.

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

oh shit booze! i love me some booze! i guess it would have to be like smirnoff kissed caramel vodka, or this one whiskey i saw a video of irish people drinking american whiskeys

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? 

dont be a fucking dickhead idk. i can’t make concrete rules cuz theres loopholes

29. What is your favorite expletive?

definitely fuck just because i say it more than actual normal words

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

haha “loved ones” lmao. oh uhhh my letters from D.O when we were kids. that or my journal

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

my dads abuse. oh wait no then thats free forgiveness for him lmao no uhhh one of my past relationships. it was a mess and i still struggle a little with it

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

Venice italy. that or greece or rome idk. i really like their aesthetic with small white houses, small walkways and all that

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

Steve irwin or Robin williams. or just to make a couple people near me happy, Kyle Fundytus

34. What was your last dream about?

uhhh I kissed the person I’m currently interested in. not just a normal dream too I felt everything. it was crazy. Felt, their hands, warmth, lips, body against mine and even their skin it was just magical.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

boyfriend? honestly? idk. i’d like to think that i am but from what I know apparently im not

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

yes and no? i guess? i had one of those shots you give to enfants when their family is moving to a new country and i still have the scar so possibly? i mean technically any baby born in a hospital has been admitted to one lmao

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

YES AND SOME OLDER KIDS BROKE IT DOWN AND USED IT AS A BENCH . I fought them and got sent tot he principals office

38. What is the color of your socks?

im not wearing any.... but i do have a favourite pair of green ones that have a print of pringles sour cream n onion on it!

39. What type of music do you like?

Jazz, big band, kpop, RNB, rap, rock, swing music, electro...? sort of?

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

i can’t choose, I love both and have fond memories of both

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Vanilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa maybe some caramel in it

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

uhh i dont know much about football but i can say i would support my local team edmonton eskimos

43. Do you have any scars?

a ton! i love em! its like the sentimental stuff i keep in my closet but on my body and i always trace my finger over them whenever im just in the mood to reminisce

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

im not currently taking the courses i need to get my dream job but i’d love to be a power ranger either the stunt double or the cheesy actor. that or a school councilor

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

how dependant i am on others. i hate it. if i was alone i dont think i’d survive. i need other people

46. Are you reliable?

I like to think that i am though again, you’d have to ask my friends

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

Did you find her?

48. Do you hold grudges?

hell.yes. if you couldnt tell i reallllllllllly hate my dad. like really.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

whatever animals it takes to make dragons a thing again

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I would have to say when this random stranger came up to me to complain about the transit system because the one in vancouver was so much better apparently. dude went on a 20 minute rant and i just drowned him out with music and pretended to “pause” my music while nodding like i understood

51. Are you a good liar?

not sure. I think i am considering my parents dont know half the shit i did AHEHEHEHE

52. How long could you go without talking?

couple days. long as i got my music.

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

god there was this one christmas where my parents gave me like a stereotypical suburban kid hair cut where the whole head is like flattened with hair gel the at the forehead its just a tall wall of spiked hair. BUT HERES THE KICKER. they dyed half the wall red and half green for christmas. god it was awful

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

does cheesecake cupcakes count?

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

ive been told i can do a good russian one, chinese too

56. What do you like on your toast?

nutella omg. fresh toast with gooey nutella? god its so good

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

uhmmm some secret stuff for a friends personal project

58. What would be you dream car?

Dodge Viper

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

I love singing in the shower when no ones home. I can only sing when no ones home cuz the walls in this house are thin AS FUCK. 

60. Do you believe in aliens?

i believe we’re not the only ones out here but due to how we’re literally killing our own kind and planet for no good reason they choose to ignore us

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

yep! all the time! whenever i get my hands on the local paper i read my horoscope while i wait on the train or if theres a horoscope thing on tumblr!

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

X idk x is just cool

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons are you kidding me? dragons are dinosaurs that can fly. AND BREATHE FIRE

64. What do you think about babies?

I dont think im a good father figure but spending time with kids is a pretty okay time for me long as its not long term lmao 

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

What is the worst thing you have ever done to a friend?

I punched them full force in the stomach for calling me emo. it was a bad day but lo and behold that person became my best friend loooooooooooool

[carriefisherscokenail]

1-104

oh BOY 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

uhh probably what the fuck??????

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

shes at uni

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

depends

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

i had to count lol but yes

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

not really

7. What does your last received text say?

my grandma talking abt snow

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

uhhhhhhh i have no idea a lot ???

9. Where was your last kiss at?

genuinely dont remember

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

like ten minutes ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffee and like three gallons of water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed mm cozy

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

they can be

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

nah im good 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

no

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

fuckin sunny i am done w rain and cold weather

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

no i don’t think so 

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

pyjama pants lmao

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

i dont fukkin know

20. Does anyone like you?

(shruggin emoji guy)

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

sure have 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

LMAO YEAH

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

there are several 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes i want one so baaaad

25. In the past week have you cried?

nope

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a fat ol’ husky mix

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower what the fuck i know im weird but im not an animal

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no

29. Do you think you’re old?

nah

30. Do you like text messaging?

sometimes

31. What type of day are you having?

eh. i cleaned and decorated for christmas

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

no i don’t like my nose

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

warm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

like my dad and my whole three guy friends thats it 

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship methinks

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i went to hot topic like twice so id say im PRETTY complicated

37. What song are you listening to?

definitely not frosty the snowman

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

for the most part

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

yeah 40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk41. When did you last receive a text message?

like two hrs ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

my feet r kinda cold43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

shes my grandma44. Does anyone disgust you?

hell yeah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

no46. Are you in a good mood right now?

im in an alright mood47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

oh shit my mom probs48. What color shirt are you wearing?

im only wearing a jacket and there are lots of colours49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

probably50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

the fuck does this mean51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

nope

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

probably53. Do you like rain?

it depends54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

lmao no55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

not really56. Do you like to cuddle?

it depends57. Are you shy?

i can be58. Do you get along with girls?

yeah59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

for the last fuckin time its my GRANDMA 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

uh yeah gotta get that ghost dick

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

if not then…… yinkes63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

it depends on the person65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

yeah i yelled out a window at a guy that i liked his dogs

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

fuck me i think they’re all eighteen ??

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

pay68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

leopard print!!!69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

yeah a little fuckin backwards washington state70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

no71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

like last week73. Do you like diet soda?    

yeah i got no beef74. What color are the walls in your room?    

grey and like a purpley brown75. Are you 16 or older?    

im 1876. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

i used to    77. Do you have a job?    

i used to  78. What are your initials?    

RPK79. Did you ever have braces?    

yeah80. Are you from the south?  

no sir  

81. What does your last status on facebook say?  

its a video   82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  

NOPE  83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

im close to both84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

ive done both85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Battle of the Sexes (i recommend this movie so hard)86. Do you smoke?    

yeah87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

heels88. Is your phone touch screen?    

yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

i dont usually do shit to my hair but i used to curl it every day90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

no91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

hot tub?92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

no93. …Had sex in a car?     

no

94. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

i was watching bones95. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

fourth of july96. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yes i do its 201797. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?  

no  98. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

yeah but i didn’t know about it until like a month later100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

yeah 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

no 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

YOUR LOVE IS MY DRUG, A CLASSIC!!103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

ha as if104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

uhhhh if it was halloween and i wanted to dress up as a clown

thanks i hated it 

[adickktedtoyou]

hihi i miss you you should answer all multiples of 2 !!

geez u go hard. short answers 4 u.

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

nope

4 - answered

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

probably eliza, maybe tori as well. I don’t really get drunk after the night i threw up like 10 times tho.

8- answered

10: What are you listening to?

the whooshing noise of my overheating laptop.

12: Do you like hickeys?

idrk but i think im leaning no?

14- answered

16- answered

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

everyday bc shes my roommate

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

‘ugh i have to wake up at 8.’

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

yep absolutely.

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

yea...

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

sweatshirt: dark blue. im not wearing a shirt atm.

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

if they are they should ignore me louder because im not getTING THE MEMO.

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

i think im over it at this point, but maybe

32: Are you mad at anyone?

im always at least a little irritated with at least one person so i’ll say: yes but only a little.

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

20? 21? around my age.

36- answered

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

not intentionally but im not good at keeping track of these things so maybe

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

i dont wanna lie so im gonna oPT OUT.

42- answered

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

asuhaurthe tbh earrings hurt a lot and i had a lot of trouble w infection so they ended up closing up so im scared of piercings but septum.

46: Do you regret anything?

yes? is there anyone who doesnt? can they teach me how to live my life?

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

yep still kinda salty

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

bc im a fuckin baby but also like idk if i acTUALLY LIKE them strongly enough like i dont know them that well itsmore like a hmm maybe i could like you.

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

nope. such is my life.

54: Did you get any compliments today?

nope. such is my life.

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

yes! my mom is belgian so like. i have tons of random shit from europe.

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

the -not always so- good ol’ USA

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

neuuuu

62: Who do you text the most?

hmm christine, eliza, tori, marisa, or noemi. tho its not text its fb message. actual texting would be francine probably.

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

their lack of existing on the material plane.

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

nah.

68: Are you happy with where you live?

yes! at home home and school home. tho my home town has like nOTHING in it despite it being HUGE and dense. like its all residential or restaurants and its boring. its p close to a lot of cool stuff though so thats nice.

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

monogamous i feel like jealousy is basically inevitable.

72: What do you most like about making out?

idk its just good >__

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

“usually” is tough when theres little data to go off of but no im not the initiating type.

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

actual speaking: eliza; texting/fb/snapchat: uhh shirley? maybe?

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

nope... the whole ace thing kinda keeps me away from that.

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

at this point in my life absolutely not, but later in life I dont think id have a problem with it.

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

not a lot but im incapable of keeping it to myself.

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

fuckin highschool tho im not mad slow dancing is uncomfortable.

86: How can I win your heart?

show me u love me and go on adventures with me. thats all i want. give me shiny things and be like “i saw this while i was walkin outside and it reminded me of you” it can be a dead leaf and ill still love it and you.

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

ermm. watching gossip girl maybe? or perusing tumblr?

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

nopee

92- answered

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

a dog

faster metabolism

ambition

extraverted friends

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

no 

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

no :’c people i dont kno irl dont talk to me really (except miki like twice and its so appreciated

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

id go on a friend date w anyone who will go on an adventure with me ok i need adventures.

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

yes but i feel like this is implying that i want to ask someone out. i dont.

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

“babe” feels kinda greasy so no.

106: Do you flirt a lot?

i.. dont think so?? i dont try to? but i do try to come across as a cute person does that count as flirting?

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

nuu

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

ANYONE? oh geez this is so stressful hmm what abt maybe minghao hes age appropriate and cute and i love him

112: Does someone like you currently?

if they do they should likE ME LOUDER bc i don’t kno about it but would like to.

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

well i think a serious relationship would be better but like i suCK at those so like flings i guess idk.

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

single i think its just easier when you dont gotta worry about how you think that guy over there is cute as hell or you and some guy are growing closer and your so gonna be all jealous and like ugh i hate pda bc it annoys me so like i cant do it bc i know im being annoying ugh being in a relationship is just a lot of avoidable concerns 

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#tumblr ask meme All the hella cute questions (or as many as you can/want) ;)

1 - 7 answered here!

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

My bf Alex. You can assume he’s on my mind 80% of the time

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Hella yes I’m awkward and shy as hell

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My friend Zoe. She’s been an amazing friend lately (she always has been but we haven’t been friends for a while). Been there for me during some troubles 

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

‘We will in a bit since we are going to go bed soon’. In response to room-switching with my brother for a night since Alex was staying over for comic con the following day and we both wouldn’t fit in my room

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

I’ll link the youtube videos–you should listen to them!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdVtm_ewHys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9a-EkU3YoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0afsn_W5rk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QslJYDX3o8s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWxL8fmPpfk

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it!

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Well luck maybe, even though I hardly get any good luck. Miracles? Not so sure

15. What good thing happened this summer?

Built my gaming PC

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Since it was Alex, yes, of course

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Definitely!!! Millions of galaxies out there and people honestly believe we are the only species ever to exist? Come off it

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

No

19. Do you like bubble baths?

Yh but I find them too time-consuming to bother with

20. Do you like your neighbors?

My neighbors on both sides are a pain in the ass, the ones on the right side moreso though. At least the left-hand ones are polite

21. What are you bad habits?

Over-thinking, being very forgetful, having to ask people to repeat something they already told me multiple times, getting sad over things that don’t matter or haven’t even happened, begging for attention, overeating or eating nothing at all

22. Where would you like to travel?

Scotland, Ireland, America, New Zealand, Italy, France, Iceland and Japan 

23. Do you have trust issues?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO definitely 

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

All of it

26. What do you do when you wake up?

Go back to sleep, or if I have to be somewhere begrudgingly get up and think about how tired I am

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Well my skin is so pale I have trouble finding good concealer and foundation that matches, so if I could get darker to the stage I can find good makeup I’d love that

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

Probably Alex. I’m always a tad uncomfortable around people though because of my anxiety 

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

No, only had one ex and we ended on ok terms and we’d only been dating for like a day 

30. Do you ever want to get married?

I’d love to

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Yup

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

I’d never be comfortable having a threesome

33. Spell your name with your chin.

asmnjytyt. Was supposed to say Amy. I tried 

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Nope, not athletic and I hate sports 

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV. I don’t really watch it tbh

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yup

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

Usually nothing I’m pretty ok with silence

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

One word: Alex

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

I like Quiggins, this alternative fashion store in my town, and Worlds Apart–the only good things about my city lol. GAME, HMV, Forbidden Planet and Primark I frequent too. Tons of other places online but we’d be here all day if I listed them

40. What do you want to do after high school?

Graduated 3 years ago

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

No. Some people are beyond forgiveness

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

I’m usually pretty quiet anyways so its just me being me

43. Do you smile at strangers?

Hell no thats weird

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Responsibilities and anxiety teaming up on me

46. What are you paranoid about?

Everything that could possibly go wrong rn 

47. Have you ever been high?

No

48. Have you ever been drunk?

No

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

Don’t think so

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Black

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

All the time

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

EVERYTHING

53. Favourite makeup brand?

Don’t really wear it

54. Favourite store?

Oooooooh. Can’t decide

55. Favourite blog?

Follow too many good ones

56. Favourite colour?

Black, blue, red, white and purple

57. Favourite food? 

Pizza, pasta, cake, chocolate, cheesecake and sushi

58. Last thing you ate?

Shreddies with sugar on top

59. First thing you ate this morning?

Shreddies with sugar on to[

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

Uhh on this cook-off we had on school where we had to prepare a three-course meal and my dessert won. I made green tea ice cream and everyone loved it

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

No, I kept my nose clean in school

62. Been arrested? For what?

Never

63. Ever been in love? 

Yup, and I still am

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

It was when I was 18. Had a party at my friends house to celebrate us finishing school. She lived pretty far from the rest of us so we stayed over. She lived ina  pretty big house but a lot of us had to share beds and the like. I shared one with my new boyfriend, who ad literally asked me out like three hours ago. I wanted to sleep but I think he wanted something else. We kissed, he slipped me the tongue and started pulling at my clothes. I pulled away and asked him what he was doing. He said he didn’t know. Then we just lay down and tried to sleep. He slept easily, I didn’t get any lol

65. Are you hungry right now?

No I just ate

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

I guess??

67. Facebook or Twitter?

Twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?

No

70. Names of your bestfriends? 

(^:

71. Craving something? What?

Too not be tired constantly. To know I am loved and wanted. A cat

72. What colour are your towels?

We have a wide range of colours, mostly blue though

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Two

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

I have a load by my pillow

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

7/8. Either way not enough

75. Favourite animal?

Cats, dogs, pandas, red pandas, raccoons, sugar gliders, hamsters, rabbits, japanese flying dwarf squirrels, bearded dragons, geckos, budgies, owls, harvest mice, lemmings, wolves and foxes

76. What colour is your underwear?

Black

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Chocolate fudge brownie

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Not wearing one rn

80. What colour pants?

Not wearing pants either

81. Favourite tv show?

Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, FMA, PMMM, Mob Psycho 100, Boku no Hero Academia, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures, RWBY and One Punch Man

82. Favourite movie?

You Name, Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Ju-On, Ringu, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Nolan’ Batman trilogy and more I can’t really remember now…

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Haven’t even seen the second one

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

Mean Girls I guess

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

Whats with all the mean girls question? I was really never that invested in that movie lol 

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Wouldn’t say I have one thetyy were all pretty forgettable

87. First person you talked to today?

My mum

88. Last person you talked to today?

Its only 11am 

89. Name a person you hate?

I don’t exactly hate anyone who I know directly 

90. Name a person you love?

Alex and all my friends!

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Lord Dampnut

92. In a fight with someone?

No

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

None

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

At least 8 hoodies, I think

95. Last movie you watched?

Doctor Strange

96. Favourite actress?

Don’t have one

97. Favourite actor?

Don’t have one

98. Do you tan a lot?

No I just burn

99. Have any pets?

One dog

100. How are you feeling?

Tired, a lil nauseous. Thats the norm when you live with chronic fatigue syndrome though

101. Do you type fast?

No

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

I wish I stood up for myself more, and didn’t take shit from anyone, no matter who they were

103. Can you spell well?

I know how to spell pretty well but I still make an appalling amount of typos. Thats just more to do with my garbage-tier typing skills though

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

I guess? I’m learning to live without them though

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

No but I’ve always kinda wanted to

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Don’t think so

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

No

108. What should you be doing?

Coursework

109. Is something irritating you right now?

The bm-ing bastards on hearthstone

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yup

111. Do you have trust issues?

Haven’t I already answered this?

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

My family when I went to my uncle’s funeral

113. What was your childhood nickname?

I didn’t really have one

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yup, for holidays

115. Do you play the Wii?

Used to

116. Are you listening to music right now?

My fire playlist on youtube. Mostly weeby shit

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

Its aight

118. Do you like Chinese food?

YES119. Favourite book?

The Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson, Game of Thrones, and Snickets A Series of Unfortunate Events 

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

Kinda. I think I read somwhere that every human is engineered to be wary of the dark

121. Are you mean?

No

122. Is cheating ever okay?

NO

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

I can’t even keep black shoes clean so probs not

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

No

125. Do you believe in true love?

Yes

126. Are you currently bored?

Not really. I have enough to keep me occupied

127. What makes you happy?

Cute animals, video games, music, good food and good company

128. Would you change your name?

Probably not

129. What your zodiac sign?

Aries

130. Do you like subway?

Yes

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Idk. Try to be respectful of their feelings and try not to alienate them or make them feel weird

 132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Again this question has been repeated

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

I was raised in a deep dark hole,

A prisoner with no parole.

They locked me up and took my soul

(Ashamed of what they made)

134. Can you count to one million?

Yes but I’m not going to. What a complete waste of time

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

Idk I say a lot of dumb shit

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Closed

137. How tall are you?

5′9″

138. Curly or Straight hair?

I have wavy hair but I usually straighten it. I prefer curly hair though, I just can’t get my hair to cooperate

139. Brunette or Blonde?

Brunette

140. Summer or Winter?

Winter I guess

141. Night or Day?

Night

142. Favourite month?

October

143. Are you a vegetarian?

No

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Gotta be milk

145. Tea or Coffee?

Tea

146. Was today a good day?

Its only started!

147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers. I do love me some nuts

148. What’s your favourite quote?

Don’t have one

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes. After the weird shit from last year, yes.

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?  (via tchitsnathan)

I actually moved all my books downstairs and I’m too lazy to go get one -__-

[tsekooh]

bet yall want yet ANOTHER post with 150 things about yours truly!!! buckle up!!!!!!!

1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

hghgkjhjsjkhkjsdghjkgs

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

shy!!! but i can be really outgoing i think? if i have One thing i want to work towards i will do it (college doesnt count shhshhshs)

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

MEG!!! HOLY SHIT I CANT WAIT TO SEE HER

4. Are you easy to get along with?

i.. hope so!! i dont hate anyone 

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

she’d do her best for being in australia

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

do i.......have a type?

all my friends are gay 

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

OF COURSE

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

i only have like 2 o/g friends so i thought abt jace right away

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

only if serious/about real ppl or me

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

meg LOL

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“SARCASM IS KEY i would know im the sarcasm queen”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

eeeehhh

-shelter / porter robinson

-honey / magic man

-find a way  / safetysuit

-collect call / metric

-wildfire / marianas trench

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

ABSOLUTELY

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

YES BC I HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE (picks up meg)

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i saw rina!!!! i love them ;; 

and i met meg after that!!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

no

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

yes

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

LMAO NO i thought i was straight 

but if we’re talking abt an actual crush then ... rarely?

19. Do you like bubble baths?

yes!!

20. Do you like your neighbors?

dont know them

21. What are you bad habits?

nail biting

22. Where would you like to travel?

australia...

japan w meg ccoUGH

23. Do you have trust issues?

EHHHHHHHH only w ppl i have a reason not to trust?

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

saying good morning to meg

playing games!! drawing!! talking 2 people

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

stomach

26. What do you do when you wake up?

-turn alarm off and brightness down bc its 11pm and fucking blinds me

-skim notifications to make a mental note of who i need 2 reply 2

-unlock phone and say good morning to meg

-shower / eat

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

my skin tone is so awkward....its hard 2 say cause anything doesnt match my hair

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

meg/jace/toby/ren

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

i dont have like...........any real exes LOL

30. Do you ever want to get married?

LMAO I CANT IMAGINE IT only bc if i introduced my wife 2 someone i would literally say “this is my girlfriend- i mean wife”

idc abt marriage like id be down but its not like........Essential 2 a rs

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

yep

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

sasuke

33. Spell your name with your chin.

im too lazy to move my head

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

im exercise my stress level in splatoon

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

tv

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

yep

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

nothingsfhdsghjk

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

shes cute and plays video games with me and she loves me and never lets me forget that also her name is meg

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

i love. target. 

40. What do you want to do after high school?

LMAO so ive been out of school for a year so... i did want to go to college bt my mom wont let me so im just gonna move countries

Bye Bich

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

yes..........at least if the harm was done to me.....

unless ur my mom/step dad/dad

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

im dissociating/have nothing 2 say

43. Do you smile at strangers?

i try not to look at ppl 

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

OCEAN

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

meg

46. What are you paranoid about?

(:

47. Have you ever been high?

barely secondhand

48. Have you ever been drunk?

L O L

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

i have no secrets

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

green

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

sometimes but then i think i might be straight and im happy w who i am

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

my disgusting social skills

53. Favourite makeup brand?

eyeliner idc abt brand

54. Favourite store?

amiami .. or target

55. Favourite blog?

softsuke is like my fave mutual theyre p chill 

56. Favourite colour?

PINK

57. Favourite food?

SPAGHETTI or chicken

58. Last thing you ate?

...spaghetti

59. First thing you ate this morning?

.........spaghetti

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

i never win

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

nope tho im surprised

62. Been arrested? For what?

nope!

63. Ever been in love?

yeah... (looks @ meg) (coughs)

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

idr i think it was spin the bottle and i kissed 2 people and i was like 16?

anyway that was my first and last HGJKSGHDUIFJAL

65. Are you hungry right now?

nah

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

all my friends r my real friends

67. Facebook or Twitter?

twitter

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

both

69. Are you watching tv right now?

nope

70. Names of your bestfriends?

meg / jace / laura / ren / toby / rina 

71. Craving something? What?

2 be w meg gggghhj

72. What colour are your towels?

orange! 

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

2/3 maybe 4

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

yea

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

AT LEAST 40

75. Favourite animal?

HYENA

76. What colour is your underwear?

pink

dont say anything

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

.........vanilla

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

green jacket

80. What colour pants?

pink plaid pj pants (so rn i look like a fucking disaster)

81. Favourite tv show?

NARUTO

82. Favourite movie?

mmmm... the road to eldorado!

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

mean girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

never watched 21js

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

i lov the goth girl and the gay guy i forget names

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

dory

87. First person you talked to today?

meg

88. Last person you talked to today?

meg

89. Name a person you hate?

mom

90. Name a person you love?

meg

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

mom

92. In a fight with someone?

nope

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

idk LOL

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

A LOT

95. Last movie you watched?

UHH.. digimon movie i think?

96. Favourite actress?

emma watson is sooooooooooooooooooooo pretty

97. Favourite actor?

idk (spins a wheel) chris pratt

98. Do you tan a lot?

never

99. Have any pets?

my gma has a bunch of cats

100. How are you feeling?

TIRED I REGRET DOING THIS

101. Do you type fast?

NOT FAST ENOUGH

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

LOL YEAH

103. Can you spell well?

most of the time

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

:3

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

i burned a wacom tablet once

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

i hope not

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

yes

108. What should you be doing?

uhhh... nothing that i know of

109. Is something irritating you right now?

nope

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

haaehuhsghsu

111. Do you have trust issues?

I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

grandma/sister one of the two

.......DAMN THAT WAS RLY LONG AGO 

113. What was your childhood nickname?

no

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

yes

115. Do you play the Wii?

SPLATOON BABY

116. Are you listening to music right now?

im listening to shiny rn.......from moana......(quiet cough)

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

eh

118. Do you like Chinese food?

ehh

119. Favourite book?

my name is riley, im 19, and i dont know how to fucking read

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

not if i know where i am

121. Are you mean?

i hope not

122. Is cheating ever okay?

stop

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

NO

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

shrugs

125. Do you believe in true love?

YES

126. Are you currently bored?

lil bit

127. What makes you happy?

meg and all my friends i love u all

and games

128. Would you change your name?

legally, yes,

im working on that

129. What your zodiac sign?

capricorn

130. Do you like subway?

not rly but sometimes i crave it for some stupid reason

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN 

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

ALREADY ANSWERED THIS

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

my brain cannot process this question right now

134. Can you count to one million?

no

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

fk if i know

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

CLOSED

137. How tall are you?

5′4′’

138. Curly or Straight hair?

straight

139. Brunette or Blonde?

brunette

140. Summer or Winter?

winter

141. Night or Day?

night

142. Favourite month?

december

143. Are you a vegetarian?

semi

the only meat i eat is poultry

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk

145. Tea or Coffee?

coffee

146. Was today a good day?

so far!! yea

147. Mars or Snickers?

neither

148. What’s your favourite quote?

dont look back youre not going that way

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

lil bit

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

NO FK THAT IM DONE BYE