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JINGLE JINGLE GUESS WHO
alright. real talk. im a bit panicked that i have someone as talented and smart as you ... but your elf is determined to put on a brave face and do right by you.
get ready to answer all the questions, i want to satisfy your every gift exchange desire.
🍬game face and big plans🍬
omg hi! i'm so excited you're here!
first of all don't even worry because you'll do amazing! and also even if you feel critical of yourself, i am very easy to please. trust that i will love whatever you choose to give me
can't wait for your questions! i look forward to spending the winter with you, santa ♡
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and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you
#spider man fanfics about to go hard#it's just such a funny rabbit hole#go to the Sephora Reddit and you can find the posts all about it yourself you can't miss em#it's one of the sol de janieo ones btw#so if you live in an area with wolf spiders and you use the purple one please tell us your experiences#sephora spider sex cream#Submit yourselves‚ then‚ to God. Resist the devil‚ and he will flee from queue. Hashtag girlboss#panera lemonade#Sephora#spiders mention#spiders georg#srsly tho as someone with hyperthyroidism and likes lemonade I was Shaken when I heard abt Panera's charged lemonade
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Rip Adam Faulkner Stanheight you would’ve loved gooning
#saw 2004#sawposting#sawtism#saw movies#saw franchise#adam faulkner stanheight#based on my favorite hashtag by yours truly#saw#btw I know this isn’t Adam but Donovan#Adam radford
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okay here's how mike afton can still happen (delusional)
alternatively - so, Mike's dreams are canonically hiding something?????? hiding what????? hiding WHAT
#fnaf brainrot sticks to your brain and NEVER leaves btw#also i liked the movie <3#anyway afton lost custody of mike after this. obviously#luckily for him vanessa has a different mom lmaoooo#hashtag custody hacks#fnaf#fnaf movie#fnaf movie spoilers#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy's movie#mike schmidt#mike afton#garrett schmidt#garrett afton#crying child#william afton#bite of whatever year it is bc they moved the timeline lol#agent art#agent doodles
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las nevadas ted playlist cause i realized i never shared this what the eff. you guys usually eat these up ...
#trackstalks#dsmp#literally everyone i have spoken to abt lnv ted theyre like#WOLF! YOURE A GENIUS!#but then itrs just me being autistic and abnormal about chuckle sandwich#that my favorite .#i like making this au a lot just cause i hated that a lot of the shit in lnv didnt get like#fleshed out in the right way and it pissed me the fuck awff...#they couldve had the world#you guys should ask me about him btw hes like my animal in an enclosure that i show off#unethical but im awesome so its ok#he would want it that way hashtag TRUST#Spotify
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tdr is literally 2013 era tumblr fanfic — gay relationship with zero substance, too afraid to give anyone a personality or conflict, complete disrespect of legacy characters, and blatant misogyny. truly the best of all worlds thanks megan
genuinely i did have the thought while reading it that 13yos on fanfiction.net have written better stories than this. at least i can forgive a 13yo for not knowing what character flaws are. but the fact that megfitz got paid for this shit? insane. there's so much that's just so bad in here. the misogyny also cannot be dismissed it's true. acting like he was just settling in all his previous relationships? that line pissed me off soooo bad. i Know meghan doesn't even know who zoanne wilkins is lmao
#also sorry but i just would never be able to trust a white guy who's so into conspiracy theories#like i don't think megfitz intended for him to come off skeevy bc yknow he is perfect and has no character flaws right????#but the fact that she can't flesh out characters and has to rely on gimmicks and cheap shit like Evil Homophobic Parents#and therefore just kept reinforcing oh btw hes sooo quirky he thinks all this weird stuff about heroes hehe!!!#just made me go ummmm. ok. at what point is he gonna get into the racism and antisemitism#like ofc she wouldn't do that on page bc he's flawless and just hashtag quirky!!#but she doesn't THINK about how like. it reads. to reinforce over and over that your white guy is prone to cults and conspiracy thinking#anyways. impressively bad comic all around thanks meghan#answers#mysterycitrus
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remember what the dormouse said.
#fh: bel#fallen hero#how it feels to chew 5 gum#uhhh i think this is technically#body horror#this definitely isn't a unique idea but something about the way sidestep feels like the only way to “fix” what happened to them is to-#become a villain and dismantle the establishment that did this to them and/or enact revenge by any means necessary on those they feel-#wronged them all while grappling with ptsd from fucking being yeeted out a four storey building + dealing with the lingering-#effects of isolation and experimentation all because you're a hashtag empath (telepath) +#being a regene and the rhetoric that you aren't human#ALL of that compounding into feeling like youve “lost your head” so to speak#and my sidestep in particular being a self rival and struggling with insane amounts of impostor syndrome in conjunction with-#survivor's guilt and depression#while also desperately wanting to believe he's a self actualized person and not the rhetoric they seem to think he is#is trying so hard not to “feed his head” as it were. he's trying very hard not to give in to the thought that#everything he made up in his head - that his friends hate him that ortega abandoned him that he's really all alone - is true#especially when they've proven on multiple occasions that that's not the case#and by “feeding” it he would be succumbing to a reality that doesn't exist.#but the thing is minds rely on what they THINK they know. but the truth doesn't care about you or what you think#simultaneously it's very easy to feed it what it wants when everything just serves as a reminder of what u lost#that being YOUR life that YOU forged all your own beyond what They wanted you to be#hence we sort of come full circle: he's losing his head (struggling) but if he could just lose his head (literal)#he could stop feeding it#or something. idk im not a professional#ik white rabbit is about tripping balls on shrooms and lsd but actually “and the [pills] that mother gives you dont do anything at all”#this also is not the first time i have decapitated bel#i love him severely btw#the regene markings r based off a circuit board and took some time but im rly happy with how they turned out#reaper's rewards
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oh Robert Pinsky, why did you have to remind me of the parallel between David/Jonathan and Achilles/Patroclus of exchanging clothes 😩😩
#me reading this book: wait when do Achilles and Patroclus exchange clothes???#me 5 second later: oh. right. that#Pinsky also makes a note comparing sha’ul giving his armor and Yonatan giving his stuff#thank u king u know what’s up#this is from the book The Life of David btw and I’ll probably a full quote later cuz it slaps ass#it’s just- it’s just- eeeeeeeee#when u take/receive ur boyfriend’s armor as a symbol of your selves being knit together#hashtag mfw
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do you ever have people online that just. frustrate you for no reason😭😭like this person didn’t do anything to me personally but whenever i see their comments or anything im just like oh it’s YOU again 😒😒😒
#aita for this❤️#<- not the fucking reddit lingo are you shitting me 😭#idk it just feels like they’re trying to steal my hashtag flow if you get what im saying#you DONT get that dead partly fictional man like i do 🤬🤬🤬 don’t try to one up me we’re on different levels /j😤#i sound so cocky bye#maybe im just mean idk#its nobody here btw they don’t have tumblr as far as i know it’s mostly a pinterest and sometimes youtube thing#bury is not your platonic husband back off eyes glow red#im like a modern day version of those gacha life sans fangirls#if they ever see this im actually done for i cant let my super nice and joyful reputation be destroyed
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the only reason the holy trinity is not explained by comparing it to the existence of multiple jugheads in riverdale is that people would realize jughead from riverdale has suffered more and more meaningfully on the tv show riverdale than jesus christ from nazareth did in the bible
#it's like jughead said he (the pope) is afraid of this exposure#like whatever they nailed jesus to a cross. many people were nailed to a cross back in the day#who else but jughead was split in 3 different guys at age 25 to create narrate and live in the world#have superpowers get trapped in the past have your memory erased and still be tasked with saving the soul of the town by your angel gf#who at this point is sooo stepping out on him with the archangel raphel btw. hashtag taphael... rabitha#riverdale#thing
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“kill them with kindness” wrong. bonetrousle 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴
#papyrus is the best character btw if you disagree i suggest going to have your brain and eyes checked ^_^#undertale#I MISSPELLED THAT 4 TIMES AS UNDERTALR IM GONNA CRY#anyways#deltarune#i love everything toby fox worked on#thank u for contributing to homestuck undertale and deltarune my guy#okay bye guys kris out#hashtag blessed
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today i learned that we weebs are responsible for the existence of the .ass file type. #heritage
#花話#i actually learned this yesterday i've just been cracking myself up over the 'hashtag-heritage' thing ever since#.ass is a subtitle file btw!!! they're what make the really pretty ones with the elaborate typesetting and positioning n stuff#i always thought they did that shit by burning the fonts into the video via aftereffects or smth but it turns out#that while you could burn an ass file to a video for hardsubbing you can apparently just. like it's a text file you can use a text editor#and also turn them off when watching your stuff if you wish and god i was so surprised when i realized you could do that#with the pretty subtitles bc when using online streaming the soft subs were usually so ugly#anyway through a series of wacky hijinks i've ended up coding a subtitle file type converter these last few hours#and in looking up the standards for how .srt .ass and .vtt files are formatted i learned this gem#and you know what!!!! it makes soooo much sense#of course we weebs went off and made a file type for elaborate subtitle styling and positioning and timing#the intersection of art and technology in the weeb fan sphere is actually pretty cool!! there's niche ass software for so much shit#bc of the tendency of weebs to be into tech and stuff#in my spelunkinh around the old web i've also found a bunch of old specialized scanlation software from the 2000s!!! that's so cool!!!!#i just use a notes program and photoshop but they were out there in 2004 or so making photo editors that#could not only open up and edit multiple images in sequence you could page through but also load up your translation txt file#and i think also had specialized tools for cleaning text bubbles and stuff#and also obviously correcting scan issues and straightening things out AND THIS IS SO COOL!!!!#like we did that!! that's how things were done before i got into anime!!! back when i was a little kid; before i was even rlly sentient!!!!!
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wanted to apologise for possibly being someone who fucked up ur tl with 18+ slime posts (coming to grips with how tagging works on this here webbedsite!) please take my sincerest (anonymous) apologies ur a cool goober 🙏
ay man it's alright!! really!!! i understand most of the 18+ people are coming from websites like twitter or tiktok so they don't quite understand how it functions :-) if you ever need a tutorial or any help with understanding the culture here, shoot me an ask! it's insanely different from other social media and i completely understand its weird to adjust to and navigate. peace and love + have fun with your slimeposting ✌️
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#btw - just as a sidenote#tumblr dashboards work different from twitter timeline#theres a few tabs: 1 dashboard 2 for-you and 3 following#following is tags you follow. which is why im mentioning the maintagging#if you tag stuff with that maintag (like slimecicle) then ANYONE going through that tag (searching 4 fanart like me! 4 example)#will see that post#and with 18+ stuff- most people consider it disrespectful to put it under maintags. there's subcultures and communities within just mcytblr#that specifically exist to keep it separated#the for-you tab is typically like a standard twitter tl though. thats pretty much how it functions#fun fact: likes are useless here! all they do is bookmark things#they dont affect your for-you tab. and they also don't help the visibility of other posts#the important button that does is Reblogging#which brings me to the dashboard! where most users reside#its a following-only tab that shows you things (if you have the setting turned on. which i recommend) in reverse-chronological order#so newest at the top oldest at the bottom#its exclusively curated by YOU! the user#so when i get upset at maintagging know its mainly not an issue ! but its considered a common courtesy to avoid main tags#and stick to those communities that thrive with that kinda posting#and not that it will mess up peoples individual timelines#<- also final note on this: dont add extra tags ! since again people will search specific tags for specific things#any more than 15 tags will then stop being sorted and categorized by tumblr- so its not helping your reach#<- for example. if i were to tag things hashtag mcyt hashtag mcytblr hashtag fandom onnnn and onnn#it would cut out organizing them at 15. all the tags b4 that 15 mark would be organized and go in their maintags#but after? tumblr doesn't count them#and !!!! tumblr has a report button for spam-tagging. if its about slimecicle the cc: dont tag his characters ! general rule of thumb#hope my rambling was helpful lmao! again i mean no ill-will dude all the 18+ account runners seem chill#they just obviously dont understand the culture and systems here and im more than willing 2 help out if i can :-)#if you need anymore help again !!! a dm or ask or ANYTHING is encouraged
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also once someone REQUESTED ART FROM ME even though 1. they didnt even follow me and 2. IT WAS JFK ART ON ONE OF MY NIXON POSTS. and 3. i was literally on their dni... 😭
#txt#i still did it. i hope they liked that jfk. pretty sure they saw it#i think thats my fav thing thats happened to me it makes me laugh...#the dni thing was rpf btw. and i dont even do SHIP rpf i just think abt like. nixons childhood... and his relationship with his family and#pat.#it was when i had the 'first nixon rpfer? hashtag feminism' picture in my pinned though#at a glance you would never know...#im like vanilla rpf honestly i dont do the gay sex or shipping stuff. doesnt appeal fo me#us presidents#also clonehigh fan... the ch is rpf believers would have hated you back in the day. how quick you are to hate on your own sisters
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barbie as king arthur
#barthur pendragon: a barbie adventure#elli rambles#have not seen the barbie movie yet but my sister and I were joking around in the car and this came of it#idk if it’d be a hashtag feminism win and she’d become a hashtag girl king à la elizabeth swann#or if she’d (in the words of my little brother) ‘become transgender’ (the lady of the lake bestows upon barbie not just a sword but also a#potion of trans your gender)#but either way there’s still the romance with guinevere#camelot is pink. btw
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lmao the person who added those "me with homelander" tags to the evil woman post just rbed it again DIRECTLY from me saying "yeah well homelander is a woman to me :/ sorry :/" and like. okay. joking about your male blorbos being women is fine and can be really funny. but so much of the violence of homelander's character kinda relies on him being a man. he's able to threaten maeve and starlight the way he does because he's a man. he's able to become the figurehead of a right-wing movement in-universe in part because he's a white man. same with stormfront; he's the aryan ideal of a man. like. this is an explicit theme of his character. i'm not insane for being a little miffed at you suggesting otherwise.
#they're blocked now btw hashtag curate your experienxe and all but. man.#almost every time i see another the boys fan i have to wonder if we're watching the same show.
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