#< this is your hashtag btw!

[queercontrarian]

JINGLE JINGLE GUESS WHO

alright. real talk. im a bit panicked that i have someone as talented and smart as you ... but your elf is determined to put on a brave face and do right by you.

get ready to answer all the questions, i want to satisfy your every gift exchange desire.

🍬game face and big plans🍬

omg hi! i'm so excited you're here!

first of all don't even worry because you'll do amazing! and also even if you feel critical of yourself, i am very easy to please. trust that i will love whatever you choose to give me

can't wait for your questions! i look forward to spending the winter with you, santa ♡

[demonboyhalo]

and ik discovering the fanfic sex pollen effect of the sephora spider sex cream must've been traumatizing but this is much funnier than the lemonade that just kills you

[nachofuck3r]

Rip Adam Faulkner Stanheight you would’ve loved gooning

[specialagentjazzy]

okay here's how mike afton can still happen (delusional)

alternatively - so, Mike's dreams are canonically hiding something?????? hiding what????? hiding WHAT

[degradangel]

y’all might crucify me for this but i feel like tagging #ethel cain in your paragraph of random #girlblogging #southerngothic #coquette tags, especially if the image above it has in fact nothing to do with ethel cain or her music is just as bad as isaiah ATE 💜 ethel cain lore tiktok fans.. this is because both of these groups of people reduce her to an aesthetic, some sort of passing viral trend, when i don’t think that’s what she signed up for at all. believe it or not there is a difference between an artist’s vision/concept/character/universe and whatevercore yall might come up with next

[hitracks]

las nevadas ted playlist cause i realized i never shared this what the eff. you guys usually eat these up ...

[mamawasatesttube]

tdr is literally 2013 era tumblr fanfic — gay relationship with zero substance, too afraid to give anyone a personality or conflict, complete disrespect of legacy characters, and blatant misogyny. truly the best of all worlds thanks megan

genuinely i did have the thought while reading it that 13yos on fanfiction.net have written better stories than this. at least i can forgive a 13yo for not knowing what character flaws are. but the fact that megfitz got paid for this shit? insane. there's so much that's just so bad in here. the misogyny also cannot be dismissed it's true. acting like he was just settling in all his previous relationships? that line pissed me off soooo bad. i Know meghan doesn't even know who zoanne wilkins is lmao

[davonati]

oh Robert Pinsky, why did you have to remind me of the parallel between David/Jonathan and Achilles/Patroclus of exchanging clothes 😩😩

[jadelemonadee]

do you ever have people online that just. frustrate you for no reason😭😭like this person didn’t do anything to me personally but whenever i see their comments or anything im just like oh it’s YOU again 😒😒😒

[garbagequeer]

the only reason the holy trinity is not explained by comparing it to the existence of multiple jugheads in riverdale is that people would realize jughead from riverdale has suffered more and more meaningfully on the tv show riverdale than jesus christ from nazareth did in the bible

[storyofundertalelover]

“kill them with kindness” wrong. bonetrousle 🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴🦴

[hua-fei-hua]

today i learned that we weebs are responsible for the existence of the .ass file type. #heritage

[vanweezer]

one year ago yesterday i was cussing out a customer for wasting my time at 7 am at self checkout because he decided that was the day he would come into the store follow me around making odd requests while im very actively Doing Stuff and then give the one cashier we had on duty a hard time because he didn't wanna pay for some raspberries. i told him to get out of the store and he was like "what are you the manager?" and i told him to get out before i called someone (never done that in my life) and i took his stuff to the produce room in the back and when i came back he was still selling out and someone managed to sell him some wretched thing

[arolesbianism]

Some more Steward doodles

[codecicle]

wanted to apologise for possibly being someone who fucked up ur tl with 18+ slime posts (coming to grips with how tagging works on this here webbedsite!) please take my sincerest (anonymous) apologies ur a cool goober 🙏

ay man it's alright!! really!!! i understand most of the 18+ people are coming from websites like twitter or tiktok so they don't quite understand how it functions :-) if you ever need a tutorial or any help with understanding the culture here, shoot me an ask! it's insanely different from other social media and i completely understand its weird to adjust to and navigate. peace and love + have fun with your slimeposting ✌️

[gorillaxyz]

also once someone REQUESTED ART FROM ME even though 1. they didnt even follow me and 2. IT WAS JFK ART ON ONE OF MY NIXON POSTS. and 3. i was literally on their dni... 😭