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[thedragonqueen1998]

Oh wow, never gotten that message before. This has basically become the most innefficent way to reply. XD

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad appreciation post

“clamp your gob, old man”

contemplating death

glass case of emotions

Bitch Slap™

[teecupangel]

@thedragonqueen1998 and I had fun adding these tags on this post but we reached the tag limit so I figured we should create its own post…

And still reblog with tags instead XD

Previous tags

#i accidentally reblogged this on my other account #oh well #bitch slap #assassin’s creed #i made altaïr twirl around all the time #altaïr ibn la'ahad

#<previous tags #Altaïr just hears Desmond’s shitty rendition of “You spin me Round”

#< thedragonqueen1998 prev tags #ngl you said “You Spin Me Round” and my brain went “Turn around… every now and then-” #and now i’m just imagining desmond singing both songs on repeat XD

#< previous tag #Altaïr knows no peace #and he can’t do jack shit about the spirit haunting him #Desmond is messing with Altaïr ‘cause he can’t do anything to the Templars #and Altaïr’s a bit of a dick in the beginning so he deserves it

#< thedragonqueen 1998 prev tags 2 #they are both suffering and annoying each other #just to get some kind of ‘reprieve’#but also… #altaïr thinks desmond is his true punishment for failing the mission XD

#< previous tags #does Altaïr think God himself sent a spirit to punish him #or that Al Mualim is responsible? #either way #he just wants some peace and quiet #just for 5 minutes #Desmond please! #i am begging you #Desmond is just having the time if his life

[thedragonqueen1998]

Once again, the limit's been hit. This post is like a ball we keep throwing at each other, every once in a while, one of us throws it too hard and we gotta get a new one. The most inefficient post on Tumblr. XD

Altaïr finally starts realizing his feelings, ey? :> And maybe before going after Robert he confesses to Desmond. Then after Altaïr sees the map, he feels Desmond being ripped away and no matter what he won't return to him. Not until he starts studying the Apple.

@thedragonqueen1998 and I had fun adding these tags on this post but we reached the tag limit so I figured we should create its own post…

And still reblog with tags instead XD

Previous tags

#i accidentally reblogged this on my other account #oh well #bitch slap #assassin’s creed #i made altaïr twirl around all the time #altaïr ibn la'ahad

#<previous tags #Altaïr just hears Desmond’s shitty rendition of “You spin me Round”

#< thedragonqueen1998 prev tags #ngl you said “You Spin Me Round” and my brain went “Turn around… every now and then-” #and now i’m just imagining desmond singing both songs on repeat XD

#< previous tag #Altaïr knows no peace #and he can’t do jack shit about the spirit haunting him #Desmond is messing with Altaïr ‘cause he can’t do anything to the Templars #and Altaïr’s a bit of a dick in the beginning so he deserves it

#< thedragonqueen 1998 prev tags 2 #they are both suffering and annoying each other #just to get some kind of ‘reprieve’#but also… #altaïr thinks desmond is his true punishment for failing the mission XD

#< previous tags #does Altaïr think God himself sent a spirit to punish him #or that Al Mualim is responsible? #either way #he just wants some peace and quiet #just for 5 minutes #Desmond please! #i am begging you #Desmond is just having the time if his life

[teecupangel]

From @zero-saito

I love this! ❤️ Desmond isn’t just a chosen one, he is chosen by MANY ‘gods’ 😂 poor Clay is worried, I don’t think anyone would be mad at him for questioning. Assassins are supposed to question and Clay has a damn good reason to be skeptical. Clay can be the second chosen one, even if he can’t hear everyone. This kinda reminds me of twitch plays Pokémon. Thousands of people trying to play 1 game at once. WAIT…. If we can pass gifts to other people through Desmond. Does that mean that desmond can still get gifts when he’s with ancestors? Would those gifts be usable by ancestors? Or would they just cue up till he was back in the modern time?

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“Welcome back.”

Desmond stared at Clay.

There was that tired slightly annoyed tone in his voice that Desmond only heard once before.

“Did they send something while I was reliving Ezio’s memories again?”

Clay sighed and nodded before pointing at a box as large as a small suitcase that can be used as a carry on.

But Desmond was sure it wasn’t a laptop. It wasn’t like he had any use for it.

“Was it supposed to be sent to Ezio?” Clay asked, his curiosity marred by wary.

“Nah. They can’t send things to memories I’m reliving. All of them just get sent to my location.” Desmond explained as he opened the box.

“Oh.” Clay frowned, “But they’re able to send things to this digital space…”

Desmond shrugged as a lot of voices also agreed with Clay about how strange it was that they were able to send stuff to the Animus Island when, if one things about it, it isn’t exactly a ‘real location’.

That was when [The Founder By Accident] spoke. Since [The Founder By Accident] was one of the first ones (perhaps even the first although Desmond couldn’t be sure) to speak to Desmond, their voice was easy to focus on.

“Perhaps we are connected to Desmond and not the location? Since Desmond’s ‘conscience’ is in the Animus Island, we can send gifts here.”

Another voice piped up, “But what about the past? Desmond is there too, right?”

“No, he isn’t.” [The Founder By Accident] replied in a polite almost quiet tone that contrasted their slightly deep voice, “He’s watching their memories and controlling them but he’s not ‘there’. Not like when he’s in the modern day or when he’s in the Animus Island.”

Another voice commented, “I honestly just think we can send gifts to Desmond in the segments we can control him.”

The voices was quiet for a moment before…

“Oh, yeah. That’s probably it. Yeah, you’re right.” [The Founder By Accident] said lightly and Desmond chuckled, already used to how convoluted their theories could get.

Desmond opened the box and Clay blinked before he raised his head to stare at Desmond.

“Chinese.” Clay dryly stated, “They sent you Chinese takeout.”

“God, I’ve been craving these. Thanks!” Desmond said with a grin as he handed Clay one of the boxes who was so confused he took it. Desmond opened one of the boxes and exclaimed, “Oh, sweet! They have fried rice!”

Clay just stared.

Did… did they really just send food just for Desmond???

And it just had to be Chinese takeouts???

(In the voices defense, Desmond was missing Chinese takeouts and they’re indulging him)

(ngl, I did base this on both how the Constellations interact with characters in ORV with the chaotic vibe of DougDoug’s Chat Does Stuff videos so yes, it’s like thousands of people tuning in and having a say but their control over Desmond is more on the emotional and mental side, only able to control Desmond completely by syncing with one another… like QTEs to save Lucy XD)

I've been playing AC Revelations lately, and remembered about your Ratatouille AU.

I think Desmond would be very confused, because all suspicious sounding voices should be silent in the like core of animus or whatever this place is. But he anyway hears those strange complaints about how he looked much cuter in previous parts and now he is like weathered or smth. And those simpings on old Ezio. And this comparison of Sofia and Leonardo. And intense swearing when there's no 100 percent synchronization because of THIS STUPID TEMPLAR WHO SOMEHOW MANAGED TO HIT MEE, LIKE WHAT, HE SHOULD BE LYING DEAD, BUT NOW I GOTTA RESTART THE WHOLE MISSION AGAIN WTFF (russian slurs following). Ahem. Also I feel like he would imagine that it's like his descendants or smth, so he would start to believe that he'll get out of animus very soon

The original Ratatouille AU idea

Its little brother, the “Desmond can hear us” idea

And the “I don’t know you can do that” sidestory that got sidelined by people learning that Altaïr can vault in AC1

So the idea would be the voices would suddenly be silent once Desmond wakes up in the Animus Island and he’d be confused and absolutely worried because he’s used to hearing them (especially after a lot of them suddenly showed up because [The Founder By Accident] apparently posted it or something and got a lot more people ‘playing the games’ again) so the silence was…

… worrying, to say the least.

Especially after Clay tells him where he was and what was happening to him.

And then…

Desmond started reliving Ezio’s memories…

And the moment Ezio’s voice echoed in his head “Dear Claudia…”

There’s just a cacophony of [DEAR CLAUDIA!!!!], [Best opening cinematic in the franchise <3], [Goddamn, I still get goosebumps watching this…], someone is able to actually recite the lines in Ezio’s accent as Ezio continues, and many, many more. There’s definitely a lot of them.

And Desmond could feel himself relax as he let both Ezio’s memories and their voices watch over him.

And then…

“Even if they messed up Altaïr’s actual outfit in this scene, it’s still freaking awesome.”

Ah.

[The Founder By Accident] is back.

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Desmond immediately got used to a lot of them ‘simping’ over Ezio and the mini-debate that happened when Ezio met Sofia…

As well as the mini-debate about Suleiman being either good or opportunistic or both (and Desmond laughed at the “I can’t say anything because he has the same voice as Malik and that’s an automatic ‘yeah, he’s okay’ from me” comment from one of them).

The complaints about the ‘gameplay’ or the bugs or the synchronization requirements or… Desmond found himself being comforted even by these as these were already part of the voices’ personalities anyway.

And then…

He was back in the Animus Island and he couldn’t even focus on Clay because he’s being bombarded with voices all talking about “oh you poor boy what did they do to your face?” and “you still look good, Desmond, don’t listen to them!”.

And then…

[Play DA Everyone] goes “I know what to do!”

Clay’s eyes widened when a box suddenly appeared in front of Desmond’s feet and Desmond crouched. He opened the box and a lot of the voices went “Ooohhh” as Desmond sees it’s a vial with a message that says “Mod to Change Desmond’s Model To Be Closer To Francisco Randez” and there’s a lot of chanting of ‘drink it!’ and ‘chug chug chug’.

Desmond turned towards Clay and asked, “Do I look like I’m weathered?”

“What?” Clay looked confused by his question and Desmond simply shrugged, being used to it already.

He uncapped the vial and drank the entire thing, trusting the voices in his head as usual.

Cheers erupted all over as Desmond didn’t feel anything different.

Well…

He felt more rested than he ever had though…

And Clay could only gape as Desmond’s face changed right in front of him.

What.

The.

Fuck.

[thedragonqueen1998]

Full again. XD But yes, Altaïr is cracking that Apple open, wheter it wants to or not. Nothing stops a determined Altaïr... well, maybe Malik, but that's a 50/50 and only temporary.

@thedragonqueen1998 and I had fun adding these tags on this post but we reached the tag limit so I figured we should create its own post…

And still reblog with tags instead XD

Previous tags

#i accidentally reblogged this on my other account #oh well #bitch slap #assassin’s creed #i made altaïr twirl around all the time #altaïr ibn la'ahad

#<previous tags #Altaïr just hears Desmond’s shitty rendition of “You spin me Round”

#< thedragonqueen1998 prev tags #ngl you said “You Spin Me Round” and my brain went “Turn around… every now and then-” #and now i’m just imagining desmond singing both songs on repeat XD

#< previous tag #Altaïr knows no peace #and he can’t do jack shit about the spirit haunting him #Desmond is messing with Altaïr ‘cause he can’t do anything to the Templars #and Altaïr’s a bit of a dick in the beginning so he deserves it

#< thedragonqueen 1998 prev tags 2 #they are both suffering and annoying each other #just to get some kind of ‘reprieve’#but also… #altaïr thinks desmond is his true punishment for failing the mission XD

#< previous tags #does Altaïr think God himself sent a spirit to punish him #or that Al Mualim is responsible? #either way #he just wants some peace and quiet #just for 5 minutes #Desmond please! #i am begging you #Desmond is just having the time if his life

[teecupangel]

previous tags:

#i accidentally reblogged this on my other account #oh well #bitch slap #assassin's creed #i made altaïr twirl around all the time #altaïr ibn la'ahad #<previous tags #Altaïr just hears Desmond's shitty rendition of “You spin me Round” #< thedragonqueen1998 prev tags #ngl you said “You Spin Me Round” and my brain went “Turn around… every now and then-” #and now i'm just imagining desmond singing both songs on repeat XD #< previous tag #Altaïr knows no peace #and he can't do jack shit about the spirit haunting him #Desmond is messing with Altaïr 'cause he can't do anything to the Templars #and Altaïr's a bit of a dick in the beginning so he deserves it #< thedragonqueen 1998 prev tags 2 #they are both suffering and annoying each other #just to get some kind of 'reprieve'#but also… #altaïr thinks desmond is his true punishment for failing the mission XD #< previous tags#does Altaïr think God himself sent a spirit to punish him #or that Al Mualim is responsible? #either way #he just wants some peace and quiet #just for 5 minutes #Desmond please! #i am begging you #Desmond is just having the time if his life

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad appreciation post

“clamp your gob, old man”

contemplating death

glass case of emotions

Bitch Slap™

[teecupangel]

Next batch of tag limit:

# altaïr didn’t want to be rejected so he confessed to desmond in the white room after killing robert, by kissing him before the white room collapses, then he goes and have a ‘talk’ with al mualim, there wasn’t time in al mualim’s white room, because altaïr is still reeling from the fact, that he killed the closest person to a father he had after his father’s death, desmond only had time to call his name, before the white room collapses, and that’s the last time altaïr sees desmond, altdes, if it wasn't obvious enough XD,

#< previous tag, XD altdes is cute!, usually in a “no one can have but me” kinda way, Altaïr gets desperate to see or hear Desmond again, maybe even cracks the Apple to get sent to the future?, you know, spice things up once in a while ^^

#< prev thedragonqueen1998 tags, oooohhh that would be fun, he first threatens the apple to show him desmond, then when the apple didn’t budge, he starts trying to crack it open, but normal human tools can’t even make a dent of it, so what does he do?, find a sword of eden to open the motherfucker up XD, but the apple won’t say its location, so altaïr is searching blindly, using the map the apple showed before, cue altaïr accidentally collecting poes left and right just to find a sword of eden, now it would make narrative sense, if he ends up with genghis khan’s sword of eden, but it would be super funny, if he ends up with excalibur instead lollol

@thedragonqueen1998 and I had fun adding these tags on this post but we reached the tag limit so I figured we should create its own post…

And still reblog with tags instead XD

Previous tags

#i accidentally reblogged this on my other account #oh well #bitch slap #assassin’s creed #i made altaïr twirl around all the time #altaïr ibn la'ahad

#<previous tags #Altaïr just hears Desmond’s shitty rendition of “You spin me Round”

#< thedragonqueen1998 prev tags #ngl you said “You Spin Me Round” and my brain went “Turn around… every now and then-” #and now i’m just imagining desmond singing both songs on repeat XD

#< previous tag #Altaïr knows no peace #and he can’t do jack shit about the spirit haunting him #Desmond is messing with Altaïr ‘cause he can’t do anything to the Templars #and Altaïr’s a bit of a dick in the beginning so he deserves it

#< thedragonqueen 1998 prev tags 2 #they are both suffering and annoying each other #just to get some kind of ‘reprieve’#but also… #altaïr thinks desmond is his true punishment for failing the mission XD

#< previous tags #does Altaïr think God himself sent a spirit to punish him #or that Al Mualim is responsible? #either way #he just wants some peace and quiet #just for 5 minutes #Desmond please! #i am begging you #Desmond is just having the time if his life

[teecupangel]

Next batch of tag limit:

#lol 30 tags limit oh well #desmond doesn't give him any reprieve #if he's going to suffer altaïr will suffer with him #al mualim is now worried that he might have fucked altaïr up

#<previous tags #Altaïr is just everyones problem now #would be interesting when Altaïr kills his targets #Desmond is in the white space together with Altaïr and the target

#< thedragonqueen1998 tags #that's the only time altaïr sees him #so they try to talk #but the white space only last for a few seconds #after altaïr's target dies #so altaïr starts being more 'gunho' about killing his targets XD #just to finally give desmond a piece of his mind

#< previous tag #Once the target is dead Altaïr just rushes at Desmond #to just grab his throat and violently shake him #while trying to choke him out #so he can maybe get some goddamn peace and quiet #Altaïr now knows how Malik felt about his arrogance #he just goes up to Malik and says “I am sorry” and just leaves #Malik is very confused #Desmond is pleased because Altaïr is becoming a better person thanks to him #Al Mualim just gets more concerned as time goes on

#< thedragonqueen1998 prev tags #altaïr gets as far as grabbing his throat before desmond disappears #and altaïr is left annoyed and frustrated#not helped by the fact that it felt less choking #and more like a caress to desmond

The easiest way to do this would be to just make it a normal post and reblog as usual but… where’s the fun in that? XD

@thedragonqueen1998 and I had fun adding these tags on this post but we reached the tag limit so I figured we should create its own post…

And still reblog with tags instead XD

Previous tags

#i accidentally reblogged this on my other account #oh well #bitch slap #assassin’s creed #i made altaïr twirl around all the time #altaïr ibn la'ahad

#<previous tags #Altaïr just hears Desmond’s shitty rendition of “You spin me Round”

#< thedragonqueen1998 prev tags #ngl you said “You Spin Me Round” and my brain went “Turn around… every now and then-” #and now i’m just imagining desmond singing both songs on repeat XD

#< previous tag #Altaïr knows no peace #and he can’t do jack shit about the spirit haunting him #Desmond is messing with Altaïr ‘cause he can’t do anything to the Templars #and Altaïr’s a bit of a dick in the beginning so he deserves it

#< thedragonqueen 1998 prev tags 2 #they are both suffering and annoying each other #just to get some kind of ‘reprieve’#but also… #altaïr thinks desmond is his true punishment for failing the mission XD

#< previous tags #does Altaïr think God himself sent a spirit to punish him #or that Al Mualim is responsible? #either way #he just wants some peace and quiet #just for 5 minutes #Desmond please! #i am begging you #Desmond is just having the time if his life