does the bbc even understand how much money they’d make if the made a Disney Enchanted 2007 style Merlin sequel where Merlin has been alive, moving from place to place, magicking himself young and aging then moving and magicking himself younger and aging then moving and suddenly Arthur pops out of a lake, completely unaware of current events and is walking around demanding his manservant, claiming to be King Arthur Pendragon and he either
a. Gets on the news somehow and Merlin, doing whatever he’s doing now, sees and drops everything because WHAT IS ARTHUR DOING HERE AND ALIVE
b. Meets Merlin who has been working as a detective somewhere -because that’s basically what he did anyway-solving things and helping people, the family business, and Arthur is dragged in, handcuffed, and plopped in an interrogation room or the drunk tank with the cop who found him saying like This wacko thinks he’s some medieval king, go deal with him, and Merlin scoffs and walks in, promptly dropping his files and spilling his coffee when he sees a disheveled and petulant Arthur, who goes Merlin, finally, get me out of here already, will you and Merlin starts crying lmaooo
or c. Meets Merlin who has been working at an ER because, again, he was physician adjacent, and someone drags a wet Arthur in, like Found this, it looks like he might hypothermiate deal with him, and Merlin sees him, drops his files, spills his coffee, and starts crying hahaha
because I’m thinking that’d be fun and probably everyone on tumblr and everyone who knows someone on tumblr would go bonkers over it
i wanted you to know that years ago i was watching one of your rwby oc redraw speedpaints, and my grandma kept wondering where your accent was from because it sounded so unusual LOL
sdgfhjfds honestly ur grandma is so valid for that
Valentine from monster high is such a loser oh my god
imagine dating a bunch of girls and stealing/breaking their hearts because that's what you thought your species had to do, only to find out (after a very humiliating incident) THAT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
And on top of that YOU DONT EVEN LIKE GIRLS you realize you're gay!!! and then you start dating this dude who got a concussion trying to get you to fall in love with him!!
An alternative scene of Colin finding out she's Lady Whistledown will be he opens her corset and all the notes and drafts and coins she's been keeping in her bosom fall out with audible clinks
Chewing my arm off over Dónal Finn getting to keep his irish accent in Hadestown because I never heard an Irish accent in a musical before. He sounds like my grandad!! Like my friends!! He gets to be onstage and sound beautiful and keep his fucking accent!!!!!
I have a Northern Irish accent which is mad because I’ve never lived there, I wasn’t born there, I just grew up in a Northern Irish household in Scotland and once upon a time I had a wee Smoggy (NE English) accent which is hilarious to look back at as an adult.
Do you have any St. Patrick’s Day headcanons for Gladstone Gander?
once met a leprechaun, had no idea, thought it was just a Cool Dude and hung out with them all day. because Gladstone didn't ask for any gold and didn't make any annoying jokes/throw shoes on the ground Gladstone wakes up with like 7 pots of gold and then goes to explain that to his Uncle who is getting the worst migraine of his life about it