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Trigger warnings: legal age gap, Dom!Melissa x sub!reader, vaginal fingering, teasing, dirty talk, fluff, mommy k*nk.
Older!gf!Melissa schemennti has had a long day, a long week, and just wants to be with you, snuggled, all warm and cozy, in her favourite sweater (that happens to belong to yours but is now hers) as you wear her tank top she only wears at home and it drives her insane seeing you in it with nothing underneath. It's like you're tempting her, and of course, she's falling hard for it.
She can't help it around you, her heart thumps harder in her chest than any other person has caused it to beat this fast, no one's been like you. Ever. She feels special. Lucky even.
Melissa is all giddy thinking of you, kissing you, cooking for you, seeing you before class starts, etc. No matter what time of day it is, if she's in the mood or not, Melissa will always be happy to see you.
When you tease her wearing her favourite tank top, walking around her house in that and underwear, her mouth practically drops open, she feels dirty watching you, her cheeks burning as they are red as a tomato, brighter even. You catch her staring and smile at her, knowing exactly what you're doing to her, she raised an eyebrow at you, gesturing at you.
"wanna explain to me, baby?" She asks, putting her hands on her hips.
"hmm, dunno what you're on about."
You reply, twirling around on purpose so she sees everything.
She huffs, nodding, walking towards the couch as she sits, spreading her thighs.
"c'mere, I know what you need."
And of course, you follow, almost stumbling and falling into her lap. She doesn't mind. Catching you.
Unexpectedly, she presses her hand against your pussy, even if it's covered she can still feel how wet you are, she chuckles hearing you whine.
"mommy" you muttered, staring at her with a pout.
"yes?" She teases, slowly rubbing her fingers along your clothed clit, loving the way you gasped.
"please" you whined.
"please what?."
"please fuck me, I need you."
As much as she wants to torment you as you do to her, she can't resist you, and she definitely can't deny you. Melissa is already parting your panties to the side as she slips in her finger that goes in easily. God. Her breath catches in her throat as she feels you clench around her, she hasn't even started, yet you're this worked up, begging for more.
"mommy, fuck-" you whimpered, grinding yourself on her hand.
"yeah, just like that, fuck yourself on my fingers, go on" she encourages softly, pressing her lips to your neck as she sucks on your skin, leaving a fresh mark.
She feels your body shake and tremble as more whines and moans come out of your mouth, she kisses you more roughly, pressing her body into you, she wants to be close to you, feel you against her. As she watches you come, she whispers sweet praises in your ear, as your world feels lightheaded, but perfect.
#melissa schemmenti#melissa schemmenti x reader#melissa schemmenti x you#stuff i wrote#melissa schemmenti smut#im fine#< a lie
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I like to think that the smartest rat in the entire attic was garbage rat aka Oli.
He can write both human as rat, read both as well, says he has a psychology degree, is well traveled and has alot of knowledge a rat really shouldn't have, he's also smart enough to not live in the house and has adapted to live off the stuff humans don't even want so the likelihood of him in theory getting caught would be 0.
I get that that's just oli being oli but it is so funny to me to think he could solve so many problems but just doesn't because he has his own agenda.
Omg I love this so much..
I raise you to c!Oli not only not being an npc but also being fully aware of what goes on. Not only being a world hopper but also knowing about C.H.E.S.T and L.O.O.T shards and everything. But with a datastream defender in seemingly all the worlds Oli goes to, he can't say shit for fear of Martyn being hurt.
#admin apo#squeakblr#rats smp#rats headcanon#r!oli#oli tag#oli orionsound#headcanons#vmartyn lore#datastream defender lore#c!oli#guys I'm so sane and normal about the vmartyn lore#< a lie
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All I wanted for Christmas was dick and I didn’t get any :((
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Take a look at this dog!
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Just realized why kaeya makes me feel lee it’s cuz of his voice he has the teasey tone I feel it is impossible for HIM he’s not even able to be lee from just his mood it’s literally impossible he’s 100% ler
My point : F*UCK YOU KAEYA YOU MAKE ME LEE AND I WILL PUT UR HEAD ON STICK
I dislike being lee
#ler!kaeya#that’s how google says it’s spelt sorry if wrong I see others spell it as keaya idk what right anymore#bear random talks#:)#< a lie#am lee rn#genshin tickle#be safe#hope yall have a good day#bye bye now my gibbles#take it
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tang dynasty miku
#ms worldwide!!!!!#hatsune miku#vocaloid#miku fanart#hanfu#tang dynasty#artists on tumblr#not even gonna lie i don’t even go here i listened to like. three miku songs in 2013 that’s it#but this twitter trend was so cute and inspiring so i kinda had to#pls forgive this fake fan gomenaSORRY#yumidraws
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Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this
#Ant photo by Alex Wild. Inspirational ant image by me.#In a sense‚ the Ant mindset is antithetical to those who follow the Wolf. The lone‚ individualist “alpha” inclinations simply do not apply.#The Ant values her work and her sisters. She is a humble worker and brave soldier. So small‚ yet so strong... Because she's never alone.#This post was a lie. I'm actually already this theoretical person.
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What’s up with how the dunmeshi fandom just lies about this kind of stuff all the time. It is easily confirmable information that it was a monthly series, something incredibly common in the industry.
A not weekly magazine schedule is literally common !! Especially in the seinen shoujo and josei demographics, sometimes monthly, sometimes biweekly, sometimes every two months, sometimes seasonal! Please stop lying about how Dunmeshi was some special unique creation that defies all standards of manga just to hype it up because it is so clear that every single one of these comparisons is centered around Weekly Shonen Jump (and understand that SJ has many magazines under its brand that are monthly or semimonthly). Not everything is WSJ and it needs to stop being the only point of reference in conversations like this 🤧
#sorry im having a moment.#kris actually talks#I can elaborate more on this bc I’m a nerd but like#I hope this doesn’t come off as disagreeing with the idea of moving more magazines off weekly schedules#but maybe let’s not lie ??? and act like tons of series including popular ones aren’t already in monthly ones#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#adding the tag also now that it’s going around anyways. hi guys.#sorry for not including alt text originally I was not expecting reblogs but I have added it now o7#blah blah check reblogs with comments for additional thoughts from me if you care etc etc
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where my fellow monster fuckers at 👅👅👅👅👅👅
#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#farcille#marcille donato#falin#not going to lie labru is the worst thing to happen to me because damn everyones lining up for yaoi and not laios x monsters sniff sniff#sorry cough im. normal#my artwork#rkgk#winged lion#theres not even a ship tag for them im sick#lios..?#laion#😭
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I saw this photo of a Gannet taken by Paul Miguel on twitter and immediately thought "oh that's an angel" so I wanted to draw it out before I forgot.
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now#there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??'#and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies#aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you#so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager#the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience
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astarion is cheating
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#wyll ravengard#karlach#astarion#shadowheart#lae'zel#halsin#half these fools cant lie worth fuck. terrible at cards smh#krem scribbles
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I.. feel like I need to go to a ren faire.
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don’t worry about me. goodbye, big brother
#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#laios touden#falin touden#blood tw#ruporas art#the anime adaption of this scene was kinda crazy i wont lie… the development and build towards#this reveal was likee woahhh Damnnnn…. even with all the knowledge of the rest of the manga#it gave me a diff sense of horror to laios’ loss
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this is so devastating. laois should have just shot him with a gun
#put him out of his misery#it would have been kinder#like holy shit kabru blurts out that he wants to be laois' friend like it's some kind of confession#and then laois says that he knows it must be a lie because no one would ever be that down bad#that's so EMBARASSING#it's literally a miracle kabru didn't kill himself immediately after this conversation#i would have self immolated#dungeon meshi#kabru#laois#labru
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