#;three stooges -TLG

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@shilohgreen liked a sentence starter for The Lone Gunmen!

"From this point forward, you go by the code name Foxhound. Mulder is Big Boss. Scully is Dr. Strangelove. We're Big Shell. Do you understand?"

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TLG: E03 'Live'blog

Oh, it's been too long (like, a week). Once more unto DC!

TL;DR - Some surprisingly kick-ass Jimmy, an unfortunate amount of bad German, and a good resolution but with a sad side. I believe that the boys found her real son afterwards... ;-; Also, there was potential from some excellent Langly h/c what was just Smoothed Over. Give me more whump!

Newsreel opening, fun

Ok this footage just got too clean

It's definitely the lady

NAZI FROHIKE???

Baby!

Wait. Theep title is 'Eine Kleine Frohike'. Surely they didn't...

Brother that is not a safe way to carry a baby wtf

Title sequence my beloved

Not the '''cleaned''' keyboard... 😬

"He's so happy to be here" AWWW 🥺😭

Jimmy :(((

Frohike I expected better of you.

Does anyone in this universe ever not stay at The Belmont, I feel like there's one hotel in town and that's it

That's right. Peer pressure him.

THIS SONG!!! Plastic Bertrand my beloved

Blond Frohike lol

On her butt? How is her 'son' meant to see that???

The reactions lolll

Top ten most obvious in-ear radios

"Now pants her!" Down boy

"I thought I saw a mouse" LAME ASS EXCUSE

(ass excuse lol)

"You DO have a girl in there!" I was just WAITING for this ID mistake LOLLL

"I assure you we're neither slapping nor tickling." Byers 💀

Frohike why the F*CK are you undressing

Gotta keep the beard in shape I suppose

Oooh sh*t

LEDERHOSEN HAHAHA Frohike they suit youuu

Oh SH*T

The maid is eating out the bin wtf???

Also. I bet she dies.

This lady is the reason why deadbolts will never go out of fashion

This song

JIMMY???

Slay? I guess?

Yass boy stand your ground

Everyone calls them the three stooges lol

The plot thickens!

More Plastic Bertrand!

Called it lol

So she's a good actor, that's kind of expected Frohike

Is anyone ever going to close this front door

"Baby I don't swing that way." Fair enough. "Expecially not with old guys." WHAT. Bicurious Jimmy truth?

Please speak better German.

They're watching the wrong woman???

WAIT WHAT??? FROHIKE BACK THE F*CK DOW

Called that too

"I'm dirty." Please, the excuses these guys come up with.

Oh dear, he's on thin ice

Wait no this is actually sad :( She's the wrong lady :( They're duping a genuine lady :(

Is it going to be the neighbour woman?

Called ittt

LANGLY NO

NOOO

Bye bye Jimmy lol

Langly update please???

Not the update I wanted...

Oh ok

Oh dear.

Again. Better German please?

YASSS JIMMY GET HER ASS

Tell me that they looked for her actual son afterwards please please please

Weird to see FBI and its not our usual pair

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The three instinctively share a look between them as Will speaks up. Mulder had told them that Will was particular, and they had done their own research into his background and knew to tread lightly. Langley shrugs right before Frohike acknowledges Graham's eye contact with a smile.

"Sure we do. Big Boss felt that you would be the safest place to keep this with." The older man reached into his black shoulder bag, pulling out a manila envelope properly sealed with scotch tape, "Wouldn't tell us what was in it besides paperwork. All of this is sort of hush-hush at the moment."

"We tried looking into it with some of our high powered equipment, but Mulder knows us: he managed to seal it in a way where we couldn't look through." It wasn't the first time Mulder made sure the three of them weren't privy to the information they were handing off. Government secrets and all that and also as a means for protecting them from unwanted attention but it still stung a little when it happened.

generally, will enjoys when others fill the silence for him, allow him to take a backseat from the conversation and OBSERVE. he learns far more that way. and so, they're given space to ramble on for some time and he does listen. but eventually, it's got to come to an end. he'd just read about the damn game later.

"alright, that's— that's enough, there aren't enough hours in the day for this." tone wearied and irritated, as non-confrontational as he can be about telling them to shut up. if they weren't important to fox, they'd get more bite with their bark. he takes a few steps forward and grants frohike the privilege of eye contact.

then, softer, respectfully, "you have something for me?"

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@beyondthescully liked for a Lone Gunmen sentence starter!

"So, Agent Scully, that Black Friday deal work out well for you?"

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"Truthfully, a lot of this was Mulder's idea." Langley pipes up, sitting up from behind the two of them, crossing his arms over the back of the chair he was sitting improperly in, "Something to do with the 1987 classic 2D stealth Konami computer game for the MSX2."

"Metal Gear." Frohike is quick to steal the thunder from his friend, which earns him a bit of a look, "I think he thinks he's being rather clever but the implications behind him being Big Boss and not Snake are rather interesting."

"Well that's the thing," Byers finally interjects, "see Big Boss is Snake. Naked Snake. The man that you're thinking of, the protagonist of the series, Solid Snake, is David and-"

Uh, oh boy, looks like you got the group on a bit of a tangent, Will.

"foxhound..." will repeats, tasting the moniker on his tongue. "understood, big shell." he thinks, if mulder were here, they would share a glance right now, stifling their smiles. "how was FOXHOUND decided?" what had they heard about him, he wonders?