#;diamondcladclown

[sweetscenes]

 @diamondcladclown​ asked: “ love .  i’m  doing  this  for  love . ” for millie 

 Millie looked at Harley with sad eyes. She felt horrible for the woman. Knowing that the one person she craved love from was cruel, horrible, and a shit person. If Harley ever gave the word, she’d murder that clown herself. Bloodily. And make sure that he never came back, since apparently he had a reputation for it. 

 It made her feel so lucky she had a husband like Moxxie, who cared for her and cherished her. It made her feel compassion for Harley even more. 

 “Hun,” She began, her tone comforting. “Love is supposed to be beautiful, it is supposed to make you feel warm, happy and safe. Do you feel any of those things when you’re with him? 

[deadpoolunofficial]

❛ is that a challenge? ❜ @diamondcladclown

inbox | meme

Wade took a big step back from the red and black-themed jester. Oh, clowns, yeah that was the Gotham problem... the clowns. He can't say he was particularly thrilled to run into the rejected members of ICP while he was here. That was his least favorite thing about Gotham, all the clown-themed rogues. He turned away from her and started rooting through the pockets of the guy he just helped put both feet into the grave. He didn't respond to her "question" quite yet before he huffed and went to the next body.

The clown problem in Gotham was what made him really wish he stayed in Canada with its own problems, which were usually moose and the snow. He preferred those problems over the clowns, he could take getting gored by a moose any day.

"Depends on what you're saying is the challenge... killing people? I think I got that covered." Wade grunted when he made it to the third body and finally found what he was looking for, still being mindful of the company he had that was still alive. He hummed as he slipped it into one of the many pockets in his utility belt. Useful thing, even if he lost a lot of things in its endless pockets.

She could have had the same job but he was sure that wasn't the case. "Were you hired or are you just here to scavenge around like a rat?" He glanced at her the white eyes of the mask hiding the movement. He got up and popped his back. "Or do you want to fight?" He wasn't going to say much outside of that, it wasn't like she knew who he was, again he was coming from Canada.

[lettherebemonsters]

"So you're like a real angel?" diamondcladclown for adam

" Hehe, yup! A bona fide angel. Name's Adam. Dickmaster extraordinare, father of humanity and the OG in all things dick.

Gotta say, love the clown getup. You almost make the circus look sexy."

@diamondcladclown

[messymerc]

starter for @diamondcladclown

"Omg, it even has a little button for dispensing Skittles! This is the best gun ever, she's so cute!!. Can I play with it, pretty please?"

[countlessrealities]

@diamondcladclown asked for a small starter from Poison Ivy !

Poison Ivy didn't work with others. It wasn't a rule she openly and strictly enforced, but then again she didn't need to. Between her general dislike of human beings and the fact that her aims never aligned with anyone else, there was little to no space left for her to team up with someone else, even if she had wanted to.

Of course, as it happened with most rules, this one too had an exception. The very same that could push Ivy to bend her beliefs a little and to change her plans. An exception named Harley Quinn.

Biting back a heavy sigh, the eco-terrorist leaned against the wall of the dirty alley, barely resisting the urge to tap her foot. She wasn't even sure of what she was supposed to be doing there and she was really starting to think that her best friend had brought her along just for her company or for moral support. Which Ivy wouldn't have minded, if it hadn't been that all this fuss had something to do with Joker.

She would never get what a brilliant, strong woman like Harley saw in that self-centred douchebag.

"Harls, seriously, are you going to tell me what this is all about? I swear, if you roped me into some unnecessarily elaborated plan for a birthday gift or an anniversary date or...whatever, I'm leaving."

Of course, she wouldn't have walked away, not on her only friend, but it felt good to make the threat.

"So?"

[the-last-laugh]

"But, God, when I look at you." Diamondcladclown

@diamondcladclown

"I'm no God, Dolly. Quite the opposite, in fact. Though you're welcome to look. "

[alicesought]

📖 diamondcladclown

♡♠♢♣ ⁀ Jervis Tetch quoted these books near incessantly.

And when especially in Arkham? He would often do it without reason or context, not like the way one would expect of him outside the cells. He would simply begin to recite whole chapters with no care for who listens. And this was a rather convenient thing, you see. As it often meant the staff learned to tune out his voice.

So, sitting across from the clown, he began to recite chapter six of the second book. " ‘I mean,’ she said, ‘that one can’t help growing older.’ ‘One can’t, perhaps,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘but two can. With proper assistance, you might have left off at seven.’ " A pause, perfectly in rhythm with the cadence of the book, but when he goes on he simply repeats himself, the same quote. And he taps a finger rapidly in place for their attention to look at his hand, though he doesn't stop his distant and dreamy stare to nowhere. However with a raise of his hand to show his palm there is something small and flat labeled plainly with familiar numbers: ' 10/6 '

His eyes, suddenly moving, flick up at the guard near their side.

@diamondcladclown

[aranaboricua]

@diamondcladclown - REQUESTED

↳ BASED ON POST

The Spider was hanging upside down and notice some vandalism on the side of the building. A typical hero would offended, but being raised in Brooklyn made this look feel NOSTALGIC.

🕷️ → ❝ Huh. It feels like home. And the crooks in Metropolis can't SPELL EITHER, apparently. ❞

[jokezilla]

@diamondcladclown​

“        𝓎’к𝐍𝕠Øσ𝓸𝐎𝐖ʷＷ        [    . . .    ]        “        ᵃ  ᵗʳᵉᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ  ʰᵃⁿᵈ  ʳᵉᵃᶜʰᵉˢ  ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ  ᵗʰᵉ  ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ  ᶠᵒʳ        dr.  quinzel’s        .        ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ        ,        slowly        ⁻⁻⁻        ˡⁱᵏᵉ  ʰᵒʷ  ᵒⁿᵉ  ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ  ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵃᶜʰ  ᵃ  ˢᵗʳᵃʸ        .       however        ,        ⁱᶠ  ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ  ⁱˢ        ANY        ⁱⁿᵈⁱᶜᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ  ᵗʰᵃᵗ  ˢʰᵉ        might        ᶠˡᵉᵉ        ,        THEN        ᵗʰᵉ  ᵖᵃᵗⁱᵉⁿᵗ        will        (    attempt  to    )        SNAG        ʰᵃʳˡᵉᵉⁿ’ˢ  ʷʳⁱˢᵗ        .        suddenly        ,        ᵗʰᵃᵗ  ᵘⁿʰᵘʳʳⁱᵉᵈ        * &        ᵘⁿˢᵗᵉᵃᵈʸ  ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉⁿᵉˢˢ        is        ᴳᴼᴺᴱ        .        ʰᵉˡˡ        ,        ʰᵉ  ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ  ᵈᵒ  ⁱᵗ  ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸ        !!!        ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ  ᵃˡˡ        ,        𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴'𝚂  𝙽𝙾        FUN        𝙸𝙽  𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈        .        (        so  pick  a  card        ,        any  card        )        “        ʸ’  ʳᵉeᵃˡ  puh-ʳᵉ-tᵗʸ        .        ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ  ᵉᵛᵃʰ  ᵗᵉˡˡ  ʸ’  ᵗʰᵃᵗ        ???        . . .        ʰMᴹᴹmᵐ        ???        “        ʷʰᵉᵗʰᵉʳ        OR  NOT        4479        ᶜᵘʳʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ  ʰᵃˢ  ʰᵉʳ  ⁱⁿ  ᵃ  ᵛⁱᶜᵉ  ᵍʳⁱᵖ        ,        ʰᵉ  ˡᵉᵃⁿˢ  ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ  ᵗʰᵉ  ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ  ᵃˢ  ᶠᵃʳ  ᵃˢ  ᵗʰᵉ  ᵇᵃʳʳⁱᵉʳ  ᵃˡˡᵒʷˢ        ,        ᵉʸᵉˢ  ʷⁱˡᵈ        * &        ᵘⁿᵇˡⁱⁿᵏⁱⁿᵍ        regardless        .        “        ʸᵉeᵃᵃaaᵃʰᴴʰ        [    . . .    ]        i  bet  they        DO        ---      “

[brokentoys]

POPULAR TEXT POSTS / ACCEPTING / @diamondcladclown SENT . . . ‘  i  get  my  news  from  the  only  reliable  source :  cryptic  symbolism  in  my  dreams .  ’

❝ Wow ! Dreams . . . I used to have the same thing in my dreams ! A real shame I don't dream any more ! ❞

[sweetscenes]

 @diamondcladclown​ asked: Harley x wade for the shipping meme please

DOMESTIC SHIP MEME

 the babes, once again specific to ur specific harley 

who reaches out to new neighbors

 They both have the capability and skills to reach out to new neighbors, being extroverts and all. But ultimately Harley is more likely to. Wade gets distracted easily, and he’d forget he even had new neighbors. Harley is much more likely to go take over cookies or something. 

who remembers to buy healthy food

 This is tough because they are both disasters. If anything, Ivy and Cable ( and sometimes spidey ) are the ones who are bringing in the food to make sure their asses don’t get malnourished. But if it’s either or, it’s Wade. There are vegetables used in Mexican cooking, which is what he primarily makes. So yeah, by default, him. 

who remembers to buy junk food

 They both do, but again, it’s Harley by a slight difference. She’d pick up tons of sweets and candy, while Wade would stick with his chips and maple syrup. So by default, Harley. 

who fixes the oven when it breaks

 Wade, he fucks up a few times but he manages to pull it off. He also likely broke it in the first place, so he sees it as his duty to fix it. Plus, he’s skilled with mechanics due to his vast array of knowledge regarding doing shit himself. 

who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)

 Harley. Wade couldn’t take care of a houseplant, let alone a whole ass pet. He definitely cuddles and plays with Bud and Lou, but it’s Harley who does the heavy lifting with pet care simply because Wade will forget. However, he will turn frighteningly competent and turn into a perfect caregiver when Harley is in Arkham or Blackgate. 

who wakes up earlier

 Harley. They both wake up late, but Harley seems much more energetic and ready to take on the day. Wade is also energetic and bubbly, but he is definitely the type to drag his feet on certain days. 

who makes the bed

 They don’t. But when they bother, it’s Harley. Wade has no self discipline when it comes to stuff like that, Special Ops or no Special Ops. 

who makes the coffee

 Wade. He and Harley put a shit ton of sugar and syrups into their coffee they might as well just start doing coke... a cola. 

who burns breakfast

 Wade. He tries, he really does, but it ends up burnt simply because he’s trying to do a million different things. One thing turns out super well! The rest are smoldering piles of ash. 

how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house

 Harley will just straight up hug Wade and give him a kiss before waltzing out the door. Sometimes on skates. 

 Wade will typically shout, extremely loudly, that he is leaving. Unless he has a stupid mission in mind then he will be deadly quiet. 

how do they greet each other when one of them gets home

 Wade will definitely high five Harley because when he comes home, he is often covered in blood and other questionable substances and doesn’t want to get them on her. He will invite her for a shower though. 

 Harley will once again just bounce on Wade, and Wade will catch her in his arms. What follows is a deep play by play of the day. 

who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often

 Wade. He gets a lot of money from his job that he blows on stupid stuff. But he considers any gift to Harley not stupid. He’ll straight up waltz into a flower shop in full deadpool gear with his gun still smoking asking about what flowers are in season and what will go best with what. 

who picks the movie for movie night

 Harley, because Wade wants to let Harley make more decisions in her life rather than just being forced into things. Plus, he tends to like her taste in movies so it’s no issue really. 

their favorite kind of movie to watch

 Harley likes cheesy romance movies, I’ve seen her romance book collection in various sources. Wade likes them because he’s mocking the actors in his head and sometimes out loud. 

 Wade likes big blockbuster action movies because he likes the explosions, although he will get bitchy if someone is killed in an inaccurate way. “That’s not how a stabbed man turned into a kebab while on fire sounds like. Believe me, I know. It’s happened to me and I’ve done it before.” 

who first suggests a pillow fort

 Harley, and Wade likes the idea. He is never the one to suggest it though, simply because it never enters his mind. 

who builds the pillow fort

 Wade will, if they are building the pillow fort he will most CERTAINLY make sure it is the biggest, most badass thing ever. 

who tries to distract the other during the move

 Wade, he’s annoying < 3. 

who falls asleep first

 Harley, due to Wade’s frequent insomnia and his method of “just chugging a bunch of sleep meds and alcohol and hoping for the best” doesn’t work if he has Harley in his arms and he can’t move. 

who is big spoon/little spoon

 Wade is the big spoon, and Harley is the smaller. It makes Wade feel like he’s protecting her, and he likes something to hold onto. Meanwhile Harley most likely enjoys being held. 

[lethal--laughter]

⨍ᖇ〇ⲙ: @diamondcladclown

"Care to tell me what this was doing in my office?" diamondcladclown for doctor quinzel verse

"Well, where else would I put such a pretty flower, Doc? I like people to know just how I feel about them."

[lettherebemonsters]

“Oh yeah puddin pushed me out the window of a four story building and I pretty much broke every bone on my body but hey I lived. He did eventually kill me though. That’s how I ended up down here.” Diamondcladclown for Adam

" Excuse me, but I'm going to go visit this Joker. And totally not murder him in his sleep or anything...."

@diamondcladclown

[pretty-fly-for-a-kite-guy]

“Would you be okay watching my babies for me?” Diamondcladclown

@diamondcladclown

“Your babies? Are we talking human babies, or animal babies? Or inanimate object babies?” No matter which of the three, he'd be up for it. But he wanted to know how much preparation was needed.

[brutalscaled]

👋 Diamondcladclown

Send 👋 for my muse’s reaction to yours reaching for their face || Not Accepting! || @diamondcladclown

Flashing red lights. Sirens loud enough to make one's ears ring. Every inmate in Arkham knew a breakout when they saw one, and it was thanks to Harley that he'd gotten out of that pit of a cell to begin with.

His collar was a sparking mess somewhere in the hallways behind them, but he hadn't had time to fumble with the buckles of the muzzle still clamped around his face. He glanced down to see Harley reaching up to him. They didn't have long, but they might need his teeth before they got out, and he lowered his head so she could undo his mask.

[amischiefofmuses]

Random asks always welcomed || Accepting

@diamondcladclown sent: "Oh I like your suit!" for wade

-- ❝Gee thanks, it was MY design idea, even if the- uhhh-❞ Wade's brain is brought to screeching halt when he turns, eyes widening at the sight of the clown lady stood before him. Should he be worried? Maybe. Should he question WHY he wound up here of all places? Absolutely. But despite the shit-fit that the TVA might be having, he sure as hell isn't complaining. If he could cartoonishly wolf-whistle and AWOOGA then he'd be doing so right this second. -- ❝Damn- You know, maybe DC isn't all bad. You're one to talk about OUTFITS. Digging the color scheme.❞