#;diamondcladclown

[deadpoolunofficial]

❛ is that a challenge? ❜ @diamondcladclown

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Wade took a big step back from the red and black-themed jester. Oh, clowns, yeah that was the Gotham problem... the clowns. He can't say he was particularly thrilled to run into the rejected members of ICP while he was here. That was his least favorite thing about Gotham, all the clown-themed rogues. He turned away from her and started rooting through the pockets of the guy he just helped put both feet into the grave. He didn't respond to her "question" quite yet before he huffed and went to the next body.

The clown problem in Gotham was what made him really wish he stayed in Canada with its own problems, which were usually moose and the snow. He preferred those problems over the clowns, he could take getting gored by a moose any day.

"Depends on what you're saying is the challenge... killing people? I think I got that covered." Wade grunted when he made it to the third body and finally found what he was looking for, still being mindful of the company he had that was still alive. He hummed as he slipped it into one of the many pockets in his utility belt. Useful thing, even if he lost a lot of things in its endless pockets.

She could have had the same job but he was sure that wasn't the case. "Were you hired or are you just here to scavenge around like a rat?" He glanced at her the white eyes of the mask hiding the movement. He got up and popped his back. "Or do you want to fight?" He wasn't going to say much outside of that, it wasn't like she knew who he was, again he was coming from Canada.

[vigilanthe]

@diamondcladclown // starter call

There's a soft rustling of leaves and cape as he hands just a few yards ahead of her, blocking her path. Although he makes no move to grab a batarang yet, his hand lingers near his belt out of caution. "For someone who just got released from prison, you seem awfully eager to earn a ticket back."

[messymerc]

starter for @diamondcladclown

"Omg, it even has a little button for dispensing Skittles! This is the best gun ever, she's so cute!!. Can I play with it, pretty please?"

[countlessrealities]

@diamondcladclown asked for a small starter from Poison Ivy !

Poison Ivy didn't work with others. It wasn't a rule she openly and strictly enforced, but then again she didn't need to. Between her general dislike of human beings and the fact that her aims never aligned with anyone else, there was little to no space left for her to team up with someone else, even if she had wanted to.

Of course, as it happened with most rules, this one too had an exception. The very same that could push Ivy to bend her beliefs a little and to change her plans. An exception named Harley Quinn.

Biting back a heavy sigh, the eco-terrorist leaned against the wall of the dirty alley, barely resisting the urge to tap her foot. She wasn't even sure of what she was supposed to be doing there and she was really starting to think that her best friend had brought her along just for her company or for moral support. Which Ivy wouldn't have minded, if it hadn't been that all this fuss had something to do with Joker.

She would never get what a brilliant, strong woman like Harley saw in that self-centred douchebag.

"Harls, seriously, are you going to tell me what this is all about? I swear, if you roped me into some unnecessarily elaborated plan for a birthday gift or an anniversary date or...whatever, I'm leaving."

Of course, she wouldn't have walked away, not on her only friend, but it felt good to make the threat.

"So?"

[the-last-laugh]

"But, God, when I look at you." Diamondcladclown

@diamondcladclown

"I'm no God, Dolly. Quite the opposite, in fact. Though you're welcome to look. "

[alicesought]

📖 diamondcladclown

♡♠♢♣ ⁀ Jervis Tetch quoted these books near incessantly.

And when especially in Arkham? He would often do it without reason or context, not like the way one would expect of him outside the cells. He would simply begin to recite whole chapters with no care for who listens. And this was a rather convenient thing, you see. As it often meant the staff learned to tune out his voice.

So, sitting across from the clown, he began to recite chapter six of the second book. " ‘I mean,’ she said, ‘that one can’t help growing older.’ ‘One can’t, perhaps,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘but two can. With proper assistance, you might have left off at seven.’ " A pause, perfectly in rhythm with the cadence of the book, but when he goes on he simply repeats himself, the same quote. And he taps a finger rapidly in place for their attention to look at his hand, though he doesn't stop his distant and dreamy stare to nowhere. However with a raise of his hand to show his palm there is something small and flat labeled plainly with familiar numbers: ' 10/6 '

His eyes, suddenly moving, flick up at the guard near their side.

@diamondcladclown

[aranaboricua]

@diamondcladclown - REQUESTED

↳ BASED ON POST

The Spider was hanging upside down and notice some vandalism on the side of the building. A typical hero would offended, but being raised in Brooklyn made this look feel NOSTALGIC.

🕷️ → ❝ Huh. It feels like home. And the crooks in Metropolis can't SPELL EITHER, apparently. ❞

[jokezilla]

@diamondcladclown​

“        𝓎’к𝐍𝕠Øσ𝓸𝐎𝐖ʷＷ        [    . . .    ]        “        ᵃ  ᵗʳᵉᵐᵇˡⁱⁿᵍ  ʰᵃⁿᵈ  ʳᵉᵃᶜʰᵉˢ  ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ  ᵗʰᵉ  ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ  ᶠᵒʳ        dr.  quinzel’s        .        ˢˡᵒʷˡʸ        ,        slowly        ⁻⁻⁻        ˡⁱᵏᵉ  ʰᵒʷ  ᵒⁿᵉ  ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ  ᵃᵖᵖʳᵒᵃᶜʰ  ᵃ  ˢᵗʳᵃʸ        .       however        ,        ⁱᶠ  ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ  ⁱˢ        ANY        ⁱⁿᵈⁱᶜᵃᵗⁱᵒⁿ  ᵗʰᵃᵗ  ˢʰᵉ        might        ᶠˡᵉᵉ        ,        THEN        ᵗʰᵉ  ᵖᵃᵗⁱᵉⁿᵗ        will        (    attempt  to    )        SNAG        ʰᵃʳˡᵉᵉⁿ’ˢ  ʷʳⁱˢᵗ        .        suddenly        ,        ᵗʰᵃᵗ  ᵘⁿʰᵘʳʳⁱᵉᵈ        * &        ᵘⁿˢᵗᵉᵃᵈʸ  ᵍᵉⁿᵗˡᵉⁿᵉˢˢ        is        ᴳᴼᴺᴱ        .        ʰᵉˡˡ        ,        ʰᵉ  ᵐⁱᵍʰᵗ  ᵈᵒ  ⁱᵗ  ᵃⁿʸʷᵃʸ        !!!        ᵃᶠᵗᵉʳ  ᵃˡˡ        ,        𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴'𝚂  𝙽𝙾        FUN        𝙸𝙽  𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙸𝙲𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈        .        (        so  pick  a  card        ,        any  card        )        “        ʸ’  ʳᵉeᵃˡ  puh-ʳᵉ-tᵗʸ        .        ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ  ᵉᵛᵃʰ  ᵗᵉˡˡ  ʸ’  ᵗʰᵃᵗ        ???        . . .        ʰMᴹᴹmᵐ        ???        “        ʷʰᵉᵗʰᵉʳ        OR  NOT        4479        ᶜᵘʳʳᵉⁿᵗˡʸ  ʰᵃˢ  ʰᵉʳ  ⁱⁿ  ᵃ  ᵛⁱᶜᵉ  ᵍʳⁱᵖ        ,        ʰᵉ  ˡᵉᵃⁿˢ  ᵃᶜʳᵒˢˢ  ᵗʰᵉ  ᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ  ᵃˢ  ᶠᵃʳ  ᵃˢ  ᵗʰᵉ  ᵇᵃʳʳⁱᵉʳ  ᵃˡˡᵒʷˢ        ,        ᵉʸᵉˢ  ʷⁱˡᵈ        * &        ᵘⁿᵇˡⁱⁿᵏⁱⁿᵍ        regardless        .        “        ʸᵉeᵃᵃaaᵃʰᴴʰ        [    . . .    ]        i  bet  they        DO        ---      “

[brokentoys]

POPULAR TEXT POSTS / ACCEPTING / @diamondcladclown SENT . . . ‘  i  get  my  news  from  the  only  reliable  source :  cryptic  symbolism  in  my  dreams .  ’

❝ Wow ! Dreams . . . I used to have the same thing in my dreams ! A real shame I don't dream any more ! ❞

[lethal--laughter]

⨍ᖇ〇ⲙ: @diamondcladclown

"Care to tell me what this was doing in my office?" diamondcladclown for doctor quinzel verse

"Well, where else would I put such a pretty flower, Doc? I like people to know just how I feel about them."

[pretty-fly-for-a-kite-guy]

“Would you be okay watching my babies for me?” Diamondcladclown

@diamondcladclown

“Your babies? Are we talking human babies, or animal babies? Or inanimate object babies?” No matter which of the three, he'd be up for it. But he wanted to know how much preparation was needed.

[brutalscaled]

👋 Diamondcladclown

Send 👋 for my muse’s reaction to yours reaching for their face || Not Accepting! || @diamondcladclown

Flashing red lights. Sirens loud enough to make one's ears ring. Every inmate in Arkham knew a breakout when they saw one, and it was thanks to Harley that he'd gotten out of that pit of a cell to begin with.

His collar was a sparking mess somewhere in the hallways behind them, but he hadn't had time to fumble with the buckles of the muzzle still clamped around his face. He glanced down to see Harley reaching up to him. They didn't have long, but they might need his teeth before they got out, and he lowered his head so she could undo his mask.

[miraruinada]

“Ya haven’t seen my puddin have ya?” Diamondcladclown for Ignacio

@diamondcladclown

"Pudding, pudding..." He's thinking about the treat.

"Here's the deal. I ain't seen any pudding anywhere but the cornerstore I rigged with explosives. Go get you a pack and start hoofing it, it's going up in smoke in about a minute."

[blckfckinmsk]

"What will it take for you to hide me?" diamondcladclown

· 𓂃 ࣪˖ ❤︎🔪 ˖ ࣪𓂂 .  Lips purse in thought for but a second. "What do you have to offer me if I do?" Because otherwise he had no reason to help her at all, but frankly he doesn't suspect her to have much of use for him. Though she could surprise him.

[vigilanthe]

haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? (diamondcladclown)

Although his body remains unmoving and unyielding, his gaze is wandering. As she speaks he studies their surroundings. And most importantly it gives him a chance to study the weapon in her hands. “If you are looking to heal, why are you armed?”

[amischiefofmuses]

Random asks always welcomed || Accepting

@diamondcladclown sent: "Oh I like your suit!" for wade

-- ❝Gee thanks, it was MY design idea, even if the- uhhh-❞ Wade's brain is brought to screeching halt when he turns, eyes widening at the sight of the clown lady stood before him. Should he be worried? Maybe. Should he question WHY he wound up here of all places? Absolutely. But despite the shit-fit that the TVA might be having, he sure as hell isn't complaining. If he could cartoonishly wolf-whistle and AWOOGA then he'd be doing so right this second. -- ❝Damn- You know, maybe DC isn't all bad. You're one to talk about OUTFITS. Digging the color scheme.❞