#;cc: horror franchises

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Horror Movie Franchise Posters [ Part 01 ]

"What scares me is what scares you. We’re all afraid of the same things. That’s why horror is such a powerful genre. All you have to do is ask yourself what frightens you and you’ll know what frightens me." ​ - John Carpenter

I’ve been meaning to make these since before I even started this blog, and kept putting it off because my first attempt has messed-up swatches. All of these posters are taken from my Plex library, Google, or TPDb. More parts coming soon!

Base game compatible (since they’re a standalone base game recolor)

Custom swatches and catalogue previews for each set

Thumbtacks match a color featured in the poster

§10 each, under the Decoration > Wall category

Offer +1 to Environment

32 total films

All film titles and download link under the cut:

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BLACK CHRISTMAS

Black Christmas (1974)

Black Christmas (2006)

Black Christmas (2019)

CANDYMAN

Candyman (1992)

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)

Candyman: Day of the Dead (1999)

​Candyman (2021)

CHILD'S PLAY

Child's Play (1988)

Child's Play 2 (1990)

Child's Play 3 (1991)

Bride of Chucky (1998)

Seed of Chucky (2004)

Curse of Chucky (2013)

Cult of Chucky (2017)

Child's Play (2019)

FINAL DESTINATION

Final Destination (2000)

Final Destination 2 (2003)

Final Destination 3 (2006)

The Final Destination (2009)

Final Destination 5 (2011)

FRIDAY THE 13TH

Friday the 13th (1980)

Friday the 13th: Part II (1981)

Friday the 13th: Part III (1982)

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

A New Beginning (1985)

Jason Lives (1986)

The New Blood (1988)

Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)

The Final Friday (1993)

Jason X (2002)

Freddy vs Jason (2003)

Friday the 13th (2009)

[iwasateenagenosferatu]

I want to play a game ...

[felassan]

Some more new details from this article about DA:TV.

Rook loses consciousness at the start of the game:

"There's a giant tear in the sky, with the Veil weakening and demons invading. Players are forced to fight their way to the source with but a detour or two before them. Along the way, they meet a few allies, including the beloved storyteller Varric Tethras and a powerful mage. Together, they push forward and are met with a boss battle against a Pride Demon. From there, things go from bad to worse, the main player character loses consciousness, and the world of Thedas—and its survival—depends upon the player."

Also on the opening: Varric and Harding had tracked Solas to Minrathous. We meet low-level Venatori agents in the bar. If you choose to attack, the notification that pops up about what Varric thinks says that Varric would remember that Rook prefers actions to words. Then,

"Then the sky tore apart and a tear in the Veil, seemingly the size of the Breach, appeared. The Veil grew thin and demons poured into Minrathous, tearing the city apart as the castle tried to shoot them from the sky - damaging the lower city in the process. Solas was nearby then, but the priority was linking up with Harding and finding Neve."

Then, some details on a part that was cut out of the public gameplay video:

"[Neve] informs us that Solas has a hideout beneath a nearby statue, and lo and behold, it is Solas' hideout. He has painted murals around it, magic is used uniquely even by Tevinter standards, and at the end awaits a beautiful Eluvian"

Demon lore:

"This Pride Demon looks very different from others in the franchise. However, Epler was quick to note how Demons are magical manifestations of emotion from the Fade, which means certain triggers could be causing this."

Snippet on CC:

"Many fans were subject to the horror of DA Inquition's special green light, so BioWare made it where players could shuffle through a handful of backgrounds to see how their character looks in different lights. Body sliders for fully customizable bodies, other appearance changes like tattoos, and everything fans would expect from a modern Dragon Age character creator seemed to be there."

A bit of info on what the 3 specs for Rogue entail: Saboteur is trap-focused, Veil Ranger is ranged focused, and Duelist is a movement-focused class which centers a lot on dodges and parries.

Rook always shares a background with 1 of the companions. Makes sense, the backgrounds are Wardens, Crows, Shadow Dragons, Mourn Watch, Veil Jumpers, Lords of Fortune, and that's Davrin, Lucanis, Neve, Emmrich, Bellara, Taash respectively

Rogues can use both their bow and dual-wield daggers in combat, which is a first for the franchise

There are 3 shortcuts for abilities, you can access more though by opening the ability wheel where there is 9 mapping slots

Of the 3 class' special resource bar, rogues' Momentum fills quickest but takes bigger drains when hit

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[aralenorimaki01]

Claire Redfield (RE 2 Remake)

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I'm so proud to deliver the Claire Redfield (Remake Version) from the popular CAPCOM game RESIDENT EVIL 2! This classic edition of the Claire Redfield CC features a highly detailed mesh and textures, allowing you to recreate their favorite moments from the cult-classic survival horror game. A fully fabricated costume lets you model Claire as seen in the 2019 remake make this one video game CC you don't want to miss out on! Resident Evil collectibles fans, try to escape Raccoon city with the help of Claire Redfield, and add to your Sims 4 horror collection today!

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[nuclearrayne]

Dear EA/Maxis

We need to talk....

As a builder I don't actually play the game a lot but, recently, I had the opportunity to get more into the game play side of things and I am just gobsmacked at how frustrating of an experience it was.

You need to know these 3 things before we have our chat, 1. I have NO script mods in, as I have been prepping for your next update apocalypse. I do have a default skin, eyes, sliders and my choice of skin details because, well, let's be honest, you lot are terrible at creating acceptable looking body beautifuls. 2. ALL of my drivers are checked daily and updated, if needed. And 3. without getting into specifics, my system is very capable of handling the taxing of your 8 year old game.

I have been a sims player for over 20 years, I have dumped thousands into your franchise. I own every single expansion, game, and stuff pack you have ever released including your most recent money grab "kits" I do not feel that telling you this should garner me a higher standard of propriety because EVERY Sims player should have the ability to enjoy your game without the need to take a Xanax first! I just want you to be aware that my simlish is fluent (with and without alcohol).

Below is a glimpse of the issues I was having, and there were MANY, that I had in the few short hours I played, I have also included some colourful pictures because...well...some people learn differently...

Let me introduce you to Marley, she has been in my game for a long time, mostly to help me take screenshots for thumbnails (she is using the CC listed above, using the CC I normally have in my game and completely nude for reference)

Please fix your clothes so my normally healthy looking sims don't look like they have successfully dropped 20 pounds instantly without the need of some photoshop magic, your clothes should NOT being slimming my sims no matter how slim or heavy they are!

While Marley and I were in CAS we noticed that there is an alarming amount of clothes with texture oddities, mostly pants that made Marley look like she had taken a mahoosive shite, don't get me wrong it's a look, but? There were also several shirts and shoes that need fixing, too, however, I think the pants are the worst. Here are some examples:

When we were done discovering the horrors of CAS, I took Marley in game and moved her into a lovely little build in simlicy's save file (2.0) Here's a peak just in case you're feeling nosey:

After we loaded in, Marley stood on the lawn, while I immediately opened buy mode (be thankful this is a game play observation because I could blow your mind with the issues I have found while building) I bought Marley an easel, a bed, a knitting bag (the first of MANY mistakes I made) and a rocking chair. Going back into live mode I set Marley to apply for a painter job, then "cook" a salad, when she was done the welcome wagon arrived. I told Marley to invite her neighbours in, instead of doing as I had asked Marley sat down in the rocking chair and stared smugly at me until the welcome wagon left. Defense Exhibit A:

After shunning her new neighbours Marley settled in for some knitting relaxation with her new earbuds in. I selected "cottagecore" which was a genre neither of us had heard before and definitely will NOT again as it sounds like the entire "cottagecore" list played all at once with the added background noise that I can only describe as "living in a haunted house with a ghost that just had its nails did" I closed my game out of fear of being possessed by this entity and went immediately to your forums, where I discovered that this is a known bug that has been happening since 2017.

When I loaded back in, I was instantly hit with a phone call from a cat who wanted to know if he or she should go on a date with Eliza Pancakes and of course I said yes because pfffft what could possibly go wrong there, am I right?! Probably not but *shrugs*

After Marley told the cat that we would like to receive an invitation to the wedding and hung up my eyes were instantly drawn to the floor...what...what is THAT?! DUST?! At this point I was starting to get exasperated, and I am pretty sure Marley was, too. So back into buy mode I went to buy a vacuum for a house Marley hadn't even slept in yet. (reported fixed 23/03/2021 Patch PC: 1.72.28.1030, still broken)

I asked Marley if she felt like knitting in the rocking chair, she said she was a bit tired so I reminded her that we needed to recoup the cost of the expensive vacuum I just had to buy. Begrudgingly, Marley sat down and started knitting a panda beanie. Before long she began waving and yelling insisting I let her go to bed, she was exhausted, and truly, so was I. So off Marley trudged. I worried that she would not make it the 15 or so steps to her bed but she did. I sighed. Then, out of the blue and with the drama level of a high school Shakespearean actress, Marley stood up and threw herself on the floor next to her bed where she slept, I presume, like a baby. Ok Marley, you do you, boo! (broken with toddler patch - 2017)

While Marley slept I slipped into build/buy mode to add a pop of colour to her bedroom with a piece of art that had 2 birds on it and attempted a paint change. The art disappeared when I applied the paint, where did it go? Marley did you take the art?! No, of course not, you're still asleep on the floor.....(reported fixed 17/01/2023 Patch PC: 1.94.147.1030, still broken)

Marley got up bright and early the next morning, I asked her to make eggs and toast....she canceled the request repeatedly insisting she needed to search the web on her phone. (reported fixed 30/08/2022 Patch PC: 1.91.186.1030, still broken)

Finally Marley made it to the kitchen and began to cook...and apparently light the stove on fire

......thanks Marley.....I didn't know you were a closet arsonist.

After breakfast I clicked on the knitting bag and asked Marley to finish the beanie she had started the night before, she said she could not, so I clicked on the rocking chair and asked again, she just waved

I repeatedly tried the bag and the chair to get her to knit, she just kept on waving, she is such a friendly sim <3 Ok Marley, please go knit the beanie on the bed

No? Ok Marley, please scoot over and try the other side of the bed, still waving I see....Marley you have to use the loo, so go do that while I cue up knitting one more time before I reload, ok? Marley, you have been in the bathroom for over an hour....

Are you knitting on the loo?! Are you serious Marley?? Let's move you to a more comfortable place. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T KNIT IN THE DAMN ROCKING CHAIR?! Ok Marley, my face is red and I am annoyed let me just hit pause for a minute...Marley...why are you still moving...did you just "break the space-time continuum" like they cracked that joke about in the "patch" that was supposed to fix this issue?! (reported fixed 17/01/2023 Patch PC: 1.94.147.1030, still broken)

Alright Marley I am going to pull the knitting bag from your inventory, sell it and then buy you a new one, this one is clearly borked...let me just...wait, why can't I put this bag down, what do you mean I can't put it in the middle of the floor where there is literally nothing else around it...*click click click click* Wait, where'd the bag go?!

Marley let's just forget about knitting for a while, please go turn on the vacuum and then we will work on a painting to calm us both down. Oml, Marley that painting is lovel...why is the vacuum cleaner smoking?! Sh*t Marley, I think the vacuum found the knitting bag....

When Marley got home from work the next day she was clearly upset, after a SINGLE DAY at work she was feeling like she was stuck in a dead end passionless job, I sighed.

I asked her to change her clothes and then go paint, she changed her clothes and then stood on her front lawn for over an hour in game time, made a face at me then finally went to paint (known issue, reported as far back as 08/2020, still broken)

When I attempted to save and close the game out of frustration my save got stuck for 40 minutes before I gave up and restarted my PC.

The point of all this, EA/Maxis is you have chosen money over your players. These "fixes" you say you're doing are clearly not actually fixing anything! Your players are crying out for theirs games to be fixed while you are announcing the release of "growing together" And quite honestly I have found myself disgusted with this whole thing. WE SHOULD NOT HAVE TO ADD MODS TO THE GAME TO FIX IT!! To quote a member of this community who I admire greatly "no other ea game is this fucking borked and no other gaming community would accept this but cc and mods more or less served as some sort of bandaid for this broken ass game." -xldkx 31/07/2022 (original post here)

When I am finished posting this I will be going into that horrible buggy af app (I am sensing a theme here) that you have forced us all to switch to, where I will be canceling my pre-order of "growing together" I am done blindly throwing money at you for a game I can not even play in its current state!

FIX YOUR DAMN GAME!!!

[softpine]

i have been binging saw lately and somehow it got me thinking abt ur story nd wanting 2 know who of ur characters wld be into horror / what their fav films n franchises wld be? idk srry this is very random LOL

beth and danny!!! it hasn't been mentioned in a long long time but they're huge horror fans. caroline hates all things horror (she doesn't like being scared or gore/blood), so it's always been just beth and danny's thing to share :)

also beth dressed up as carrie for halloween (which i custom made for her)

and i've used them for cc previews on simblreen

so yeah the biggest horror fan awards definitely go to them, but also elaine and jada like some horror too! elaine prefers supernatural romance and jada enjoys more psychological thrillers, but when they watch movies together it's easy to meet in the middle (think like.. ginger snaps, practical magic, jennifer's body, the craft, etc. sorry for only listing dyke classics fjksdjs)

[lobotomisedsims]

About me

Hi! I'm Proxy, but feel free to call me some variation of Botched Lobotomy since that's the username I go by on this blog.

My main blog is @letzgetsilly. You may see me like posts under the name @moved2letzgetsilly since that's what's still counted as my 'primary blog', even though it sucks.

Content warning for this blog:

This blog posts and reposts mods that may contain body horror, gore, and medical trauma. The things I create are not necesarily intended to be pleasant but they are comforting to me.

vv More info under cut! vv

The sim in my profile picture is Rufus, my OC who is meant to be a satyriac from All Tomorrows. His planet was invaded and he seems to be the only remaining survivor, at least in his local area... Once an author of gothic fiction, he now documents his adventures amongst the rubble in the same flowery language, while every day tuning his old radio trying to listen out for news of other survivors.

My other All Tomorrows OC you might see here sometimes is Danny. He is completely obsessed with himself and wants to become a famous moviestar.

I've been playing The Sims since I was about 10 years old when I would go to my friend's house after school and we would torment her sims together. I've only recently got into sharing my mods and CC but I've been making small things here and there for about a year or so I think. I would like to make bigger projects.

I like Sims mods and CC that are more on the weird side. I am a big fan of horror and sci-fi and that is reflected in the kind of stuff I make here.

I'm probably going to be making things for the following franchises in the future:

All Tomorrows

Goosebumps

Beetlejuice

Steven Universe

So keep an eye out if you also like those sorts of things!

I might not be particulary active here. I have a job, a youtube channel, art commissions, and issues with my mental health, so please be patient with me if I dissapear for long periods of time.

Erwin Pries is my favourite townie... I kin him and will cosplay him one day.

"Goodnight, sweet dreams, wake up sober"

[mexipoopy]

2024

Thanks for the tag @violettssims 😳💖, I’m tagging whoever wants to do this!

What’s your resolution for your Simblr?

Make maxis match cc that fits my grungy aesthetic; Post my horror story; annndd just post more creepy/horror themed content in general!~

What do you want from the Sims Franchise?

CAW. No more tho pls.

Any other New Years Resolutions?

Definitely read more, especially classic literature, work more on passion projects, and watch more films. I also want to be less easily distracted but that one is gonna be my biggest challenge. Also drawing more is always a goal!

[sage-qwq]

Fnaf movie spoilers

It’s not good (in my opinion) . And not in the good campy horror movie way.

The things I didn’t like.

First and foremost the trailers spoiled the movie.

I thought that were taking liberties with the original lore but it was just ignoring major lore points like having Vanessa as William’s kid instead of mike???

It forced Vanessa in and used her as a lore dump and forced a relationship between her and mike really fast.

The presentation of the animatronics while I don’t hate it it doesn’t stick to them being vengeful spirits and has them controlled by William instead of the remnant lore.(which I really don’t like.)

They just presented William as a evil villain with out motive not the death of one of his kid spurring on his killing spree.(which I don’t mind the idea of, but it combined with all the other weird changes was bad.)

They changed Elizabeth’s name to Abby which I didn’t mind.

Some weird focus on mike reliving cc (now known as Garrett .) being kidnapped but not in the way where he blames himself just a weird non emotional re-experience of it continuously throughout the movie.

The characters feel flat and uninteresting. They also don’t do anything for a majority of the movie.

I would have preferred more blood and horror but that’s just me.

The animatronics killing people has like no tone and impact. Also’s sorry excuse for a bloody handprint smear.(I’m being nitpicky here but if you’re going to have limited blood and gore at least have a good bloody handprint smear.)

The animatronics aren’t really intimidating to me. ( some of the other people I was watching it with who aren’t familiar with fnaf found them creepy though.)

No markiplier cameo /j

William getting spring locked was not guttural enough.

I just didn’t like Vanessa in the movie.

Not very clear on what decade the movie was in.

The dialogue was really disjointed.

What I like about the movie

I absolutely loved the visual props they referenced so much of the franchise and I picked out so many different details.

The balloon boy gag so good and it wasn’t over used.

I love the blank stupid stare the animatronics have, they’re so silly.

Near the end there was a spring lock suit that was an obvious reference to circus baby and Abby was nearly killed by being put into it.

Near the end there’s a seen where Abby is running away from foxy and hides between a game cabinet an pinball machine and I’m pretty sure it’s a reference to the first books.

The office is a mix between several different games offices.( the desk has exactly all the clutter in the first game but the monitors are setup like sister location.)

The layout is pretty much fnaf 1.

Just general references to all the different games and media. (I might have missed some of them myself.)

Love the pick for Williams actor.

Also golden Freddy ominously appearing in mikes house.( one of the people I was watching the movie jokingly guessed that Freddy would brake down the door and kill the aunt right before the seen happened.)

The banter between Mike and Abby was cute.

I really love the prop design it was eye candy.

The feral cupcake.<3

[crossovernonshipstournament]

Propaganda

Yakko and Babs:

I cannot stress enogh that they are the friends ever. They are ride or die, they have each other's backs through anything, and that includes throwing one another under the bus if it's funny enough, they are both gag kids, comedians, and they love a good accent. I just think they're good. very good.

Horror Kids:

CHILDREN FROM HORROR FRANCHISES DESERVE TO BE FRIENDS… they are all so traumatized. they deserve to all eat ice cream together. gregory had a kind of similar personality to kel from OMORI so. and cc and omori can bond over being 2d silent protags. they are. sprites.

[lemondragoncheesecake]

KFP 3 Rewrite

My ideas for a KFP 3 rewrite- because honestly, that movie really, really sucked- especially the “villain”, Kai (worst one there is, tbh). Here’s my re-edition of the film, starting with rewriting the major Kai scenes specifically, just to showcase how a simple dialogue change could have saved him (and the franchise). 

In the Slammers’ Realm, Master Boobway floated under the spiritual manifestation of his peach tree, meditating. Pink petals drifted down serenely, gingerly brushing against his giant turtle dongles. In his mortal existence, he had been well known for them: the founder of the Valley of Peaks, and Grandmaster of the Palace of Jugs- a famed and respected model. Now, he lived in peaceful eternity. 

“Inner peace,” he hummed to himself, “inner peace…” 

A petal landed on his nose. “Itchy nose…”

He blew it away, and inhaled deeply. It followed the draw of breath, getting stuck against his nostrils. Boobway sneezed, blowing it away again, and his bubbalubbas bounced. He sniffed, the irritation resolved. His smile returned. 

“Ah, finally, inner peace.” 

A green mastectomy blade flew towards him, cutting the air with a wooshing sound. Boobway sighed. “Now what?” 

It flew towards him, and he caught it between his coconuts. He opened his eyes, glaring outward, searching for his assailant. Another blade was swinging towards him. Boobway watched it, and then used his bonkers to toss the blade he held towards its twin. They bashed into each other, deflected. He landed.

“Kai, old friend,” Boobway said. His large funbags waggled in greeting.

In the distance, a bull stood. He also bore a large pair of bazoombas, clenched in anger. He pulled on the chains connected to the blades, and they retracted. He caught them both, and his boobies jiggled. 

“Master Boobway,” Kai hissed. 

Boobway smiled at him. “Our babs battle ended 500 years ago!” 

Kai’s cans jiggled menacingly. They had gotten larger since then. Kai narrowed his eyes. 

“Well, now we’re ready for a rematch.” 

“Took you long enough,” Boobway chuckled. Provoked, Kai let out a yell and rushed towards him, boobs bouncing with each step.

Kai pounced, shooting out his blades, aiming straight for Boobway. Boobway dodged, floating into the air. The island Kai had smashed into drifted apart into debris. 

“You’ve grown stronger,” Boobway remarked. He waved his slammers around, the ccs glowing golden, forming a symbol in the air. It flew off of them and slammed into Kai. He grunted, boobas jiggling in pain. 

“500 years in the Slammer’s Realm,” Kai said, “You pick up a pair.” He stood, stretching and rolling his shoulders. His breasts stretched a little with the movement. Kai smirked and ran a hoof over the amulets on his belt. 

“I have taken the chi-chis of every master here.” he said. His titties glowed with stolen ccs. Boobway realized and gasped. His tits trembled in horror. 

“No!” 

“Yes,” Kai sneered, “and soon I will have yours, too!” 

“When will you realize?” Boobway said, “The more ccs you take, the less boobs you have!” 

Kai wasn’t having it. He launched his blades into two large islands and they stuck. He leaped, dragging the islands with him, and then hurled them towards Boobway. He waved his golden globes around, forming another mystical symbol. It hit the islands, causing a massive explosion that sent Boobway hurtling into the ether. 

He shook his head, trying to reorient himself- but then the two chains whipped out, snaring him and pulling him down. Kai pulled him closer, and then started to absorb his ccs. 

“Once I have your chi-chis,” he was saying, boobas glowing green as he absorbed their power, turning Boobway into jade at the same time for some reason, “I will finally be able to return to the Melon Realm…and this time, you and your rack won’t be there to stop me.”

Boobway’s chest began shrinking. He smiled, just a little. 

“Ah, it was never my destiny to stop you,” Boobway said, “I have sent another's cans on that path.” And then the jade crawled up his neck, over his head, fully enveloping him. With a gesture, Kai stole the rest of his ccs, and his tits got a little bit bigger. A jade amulet rested in his palm. 

“Then I will find him,” Kai said, glaring down at it, “and take his chi-chis too.” 

He curled his fist around the amulet, and then punched the ground beneath him, his tits jiggling with the motion. An explosion of green ccs encapsulated his form, and then he vanished from the Spirit Realm. 

***

In a rural field somewhere in China, there was a light ring set up, and a tripod with an iphone 10000 propped up on it at a perfect, professional angle. It was recording, and it was capturing a rabbit and a goose doing some sort of new dance that was popular with the kids these days. They had been at this for several hours, but due to the contract they had signed, they weren’t allowed to stop until they had got at least 10000 gifts and 100 new followers. Plastic smiles were plastered to their faces. 

Smiles that quickly vanished when an explosion of green energy that smelled like plastic surgery rocked the earth behind them. The tripod and lighting set-up was knocked askew, and both turned to see what had saved them from spending the rest of their miserable lives providing such mindless content- and then they were horrified again. 

In the center of the massive crater was a hunched figure. It opened green glowing eyes and stared directly at them. Then it stood…and they saw the giant bazookas. Both tried to flee from the impressive sight (they could not comprehend the sheer size of those boobas), but then a glowing green blade attached to a chain swung out, carving a deep trench in their path, and retracted again, stopping them in their tracks. They turned, and the bull caught the blade. 

He boobed very breastily towards them, holstering the blade. Then he stopped. He glared down at the two of them- though really his massive tatas were doing all of the glaring. The farmers couldn’t take their eyes off of them. The goose laid a bunch of plastic eggs. 

“What is this place?” The bull’s large bonkers jiggled inquisitively. 

“M-my brother’s content farm?” The rabbit answered, voice trembling. The goose clinging to him whimpered and laid another plastic egg. It popped open, and a cheaply-animated knock-off version of Po began to do a fornite dance. For the sake of the scene flow this was ignored.

“Ah,” Kai said. He leaned down, his boinkers hanging in the two little farmer’s faces. “If I squeezed you between my chesticles, would you die?” He asked casually. 

The rabbit and goose both swallowed. They shivered, knees shaking- though really, both were thinking it wouldn’t be such a bad way to go. 

“Y-yes?” The rabbit squeaked. 

Kai grinned. “The Melon Realm,” he plucked an amulet out from between his breasts and held it up, smirking at it. “You hear that, Boobway?” He chuckled and grasped it tightly. “I’m back.” 

He turned, raising his fists to the sky. His boobs bounced. “KAI’S KNOCKERS HAVE RETURNED!” 

For a moment, the rabbit and goose stopped shaking. They tilted their heads, fear overwhelmed by confusion. “Who?” They asked. 

“Kai,” the big-boobied bovine said, turning back towards them. “General Gadonkers Kai. Supreme Onlyfans Model of all of China.” 

The rabbit and the goose looked up at his hooters blankly. Kai blinked at them. 

“The Jug Slay-er,” he said proudly. When this produced no sounds of awe, he tried again: “Master of Peaks.”

They continued to look at his jubblies blankly. They jiggled in annoyance.

 “You may know me as the Beast of Breasts,” he said. He paused, thinking for a moment, wracking his mind for his previous titles. Once more, he made an attempt: “Uhh…Breaker of Boob Windows?” 

The little bunny and goose only continued to gaze blankly up at him in confusion. 

Kai’s face was a flatline of disappointment. He shrugged, sighing, and finally made that last ditch effort, the one he knew wouldn’t fail: “I used to model with Boobway?” 

“Oooh,” they said, “Boobway! We know him! He was a great model!” They conversed briefly amongst themselves of Boobway’s merits, ignoring Kai- and his temper began to fume. He grit his teeth. 

“O-Ok-” 

“Really great model,” the rabbit murmured appreciatively. 

“Ok, enough-” 

“He absolutely made that one edition of Playboy,” the goose agreed wistfully. 

Kai couldn’t take it anymore. He bared his teeth. “SILENCE!” 

The farmers cowered together, silent. Kai grabbed a few amulets off of his belt and tossed them to the ground. In a swirling flash of energy, they became a small army of warriors. They gazed up at him expectantly.

“Find Boobway’s students and bring them to me,” he said, a sinister grin breaking across his face. The formerly great Jug Masters, now reduced to flat-chested jaded statuettes, bowed to him before rushing away, towards the horizon, searching the land for the students of the Jug Palace. 

“Once I am done with them, Boobway,” Kai said to the amulet, squeezing it in his palm, “There will be no one left who will even remember the size of your rack. HAHAHA! KAI’S HONKERS HAVE RETURNED!” 

He threw his fist in the air. There was a crash of thunder- but it wasn’t thunder, but the sound of his massive badoinkers bashing together with a clap. Kai laughed maniacally. The rabbit and goose, horrified, ran for their lives. 

***

Crane and Mantis scanned the desert below them. 

“Tits of surveillance!” Crane cried. Mantis, perched on his hat, frowned. 

“Why do you do that?” He asked. 

“Do what?” 

“Just because you say ‘Tits of’ before something doesn’t mean you’re doing a special move,” Mantis said. “It’s like me saying ‘Pecs of Power’, or…’TaTas of Making Sandwiches.’” 

“Tits of disagreement,” Crane said irritably. 

“Whoa! There-” Mantis said suddenly, pointing. 

Crane’s eyes widened as they tracked the creatures (and their respective respectably-sized waps) through the desert- but none of them were green. He slowed down enough to come within earshot of them. 

“Master Bear! Master Chicken! Master Croc! What are you doing out here?” Crane called.

They were some of the greatest models in China- and currently, some of the last. Master Chicken turned to look over his shoulder at Crane as he ran- though the size of his gigantic chicken breasts, fit to make several Sunday Dinners, made that difficult. 

“Flat-chested Jade Creatures attacked our villages!” Master Chicken clucked, “We tracked them here-” 

“Stop!” Master Bear cried suddenly, skidding in the dirt to slow himself, paw raised. His tits stopped swinging a moment afterwards. 

Before them, disturbingly, loomed the wreckage of a large ship. It’s tattered red sails flowed in the hot, dried breeze like ever-flowing streams of blood in stark contrast against the dust-ridden sky. Master Bear growled low. 

“They must be in there,” he said, “without their tits.” 

They gave a collective shudder. It took a moment for their tatas to stop jiggling. 

“Master Shifu strongly advised us-” Crane began, only to be abruptly cut off my Master Bear, who cried out, badonkers shaking to add a clap to his war cry, and pulled out his maces, rushing into the wreck. 

Master Croc gave his own cry (and respective titty jiggle) and rushed after him. Crane looked on, his face falling in exasperated disappointment. 

“...Not. To engage,” he sighed. 

“We’ve got to get in there,” Mantis said. 

“But Master Shifu said-” 

“Are you seriously afraid?” Mantis scoffed. “Even Master Chicken is risking his titties going in there! And he’s a chicken!” He said, gesturing to where Master Chicken jiggled his way very boobily into the wreckage, drawing out his blades fearlessly (and boobily). 

But no sooner had he disappeared into the shadows, then they heard some sort of noise, like suction, and a green flash of light. Master Chicken let out an alarmed cluck. Mantis gasped, tiny itty bitty mosquito bites jostling. 

“That’s it,” he said, narrowing his eyes, “I’m going in there.” 

“Mantis!” Crane cried, “We have orders not to-”

But Mantis wasn’t listening. All he could think about was the felled breasts of their big-boobed brothers in arms. “They need our help! Come on! I’ll go high, you go low!” 

“Wait!” 

Mantis rushed for the wreckage. In a few insect hops, he was inside the wreck. “Fear the Jugs of the Bug! Alright you little-tittied…Uh-oh.” 

There was a flash of green light. Crane flapped his wings (and titties) in alarm. “Hold on, buddy, I’m coming!” 

“BOOBA BLAST!” Mantis cried, and then there was a new flash of green. Mantis cowered away from it. “AHHH IT DIDN'T WORK!” 

“MANTIS!” Crane shouted. Fear fought against him, but his concern for his friend powered him onward. He landed in the shipwreck, already prepared to attack, even if his bird titties were too small to be effective; but they would have to do, if he meant to save Mantis…if he could save him. 

It was silent. Empty, save for debris of broken pottery, torn sailcloth, and remnants of barrels in various states of decay. Crane crept through warily. 

“Mantis?” He called softly. No response. He swallowed and tried again, even softer. “...Mantis?” 

He suddenly had a feeling of the ‘he’s right behind me, isn’t he?’ variety. Crane turned, and there were Kai’s big milkers staring him down. Crane gasped, giving a fearful little jolt that made his tiny tits jiggle. 

Kai smiled at him. It was not a nice smile. His boobs glowered menacingly, as if hungry for his ccs. Crane gazed up at them both, and then slowly lowered his hat over his eyes and turned on his heel, whistling nonchalantly. Kai grabbed him and pinned him to the ground. Crane’s tits were squished underneath him. 

But he wasn’t down for the count, yet. With a grunt of effort, he managed to use his leg to flip Kai and his honkers and make a small break for a bit of fighting distance between them. Kai landed on his feet, his tits taking a moment to settle, and smirked at Crane with a snort. 

“Your chi-chis are strong. Just like your friend’s, the bug,” Kai said, smirking as he pulled out a little green amulet in Mantis’ image…without his mosquito bites! 

Crane gasped in horror. “Mantis!” He threw a grief-stricken glare Kai’s way, tits bristling, and lunged for him. 

Kai smiled. Crane tried to attack, but then Kai’s cans started glowing green with the power of stolen ccs. Crane paused in a mixture of awe and horror- and then they blasted him- they were cannons! They jiggled. 

Crane hit the wall and fell, then tried to rise to his feet again, gasping. 

“Don’t worry Little Booby,” Kai said, “I’ll put your cc’s to good use…Destroying the Jug Palace and all the Bustless Bitches in it.” 

A sinister smile spread across Kai's face. He made a slow approach, blades glowing green, ready to perform the mastectomy. 

“No!” Crane cried, tiny chicken breasts trembling beneath his feathers in horror. He reached for a nearby weather-worn barrel with his talon and kicked it towards the towering monstrosity before him. 

It broke against his massive mammaries, making them jiggle. Kai smirked. Crane tried to flee out the broken deck of the ship, but Kai’s chains followed, wrapping around him and pulling him back towards him. He glowed, prepared to absorb Crane’s ccs. 

“Boobs of…REGRET!” Crane cried as he was pulled into the darkness. Kai laughed. 

***

Meanwhile, at the Jug Palace, Shifu was going over several messages of extreme concern. Monkey arrived with another recent arrival clutched between his pecs. He pulled it out and handed it to his master. “It’s from the Eastern Province,” he said. 

Shifu opened it. Tigress placed another one down near his feet- one he had already read, and she had only then reviewed. Viper slithered up, placing down a cup of tea for him. Shifu shook his head, his badonkers jiggling in grief. 

“Master Lizard, Master Ox, Master Eagle…All of them, in every village from the sea to here…every jug master in China has vanished.” 

“Maybe they are all at a party,” Monkey offered, trying to break the tension. Viper glared at him. 

“Monkey!” 

Monkey rubbed the back of his neck. “I didn’t get invited, either.” 

“Kai has taken their chi-chis,” Master Shifu said. “We’re all that stands between him, and the modeling knowledge Master Boobway has left in our care,” he said, casting a glance over the Jug Palace. He got up, heading towards the Master Garden. Tigress, Monkey, and Viper followed. 

“The villagers- evacuated?” He asked. 

Tigress nodded. “Done, master.” 

“Crane, Mantis?” 

“Still nothing.” 

Viper looked up. She gasped, eyes lighting up. “Wait-It’s them!” 

Everyone turned to look- and then they saw the glowing green eyes staring back at them- and the disturbing lack of tits. Their gasps turned into those of horror. 

“No!” Shifu cried. 

Crane and Mantis landed in very carefully choreographed poses on either side of a path. A green light lit the sudden darkness, and tinged the sudden smoke from the smoke machine green as well. An absolute banger of a theme song started up. Kai walked out of the smoke, funbags jiggling with every step, mastectomy blades swinging in perfect synch. Shifu glared at him. 

“Kai,” he said. 

Kai ignored him. He was looking up at the Jug Palace and its decor with a critical eye. 

“Nice,” he said, and then immediately changed his mind: “Very tacky.” 

Shifu’s tits quivered with his rage and fear. “How dare you set foot on these grounds!”

“Look at you flat-chested fools,” Kai said, “groveling at the feet of Boobway and his Mega-Milkers.” 

“You are not fit to speak of them,” Tigress growled. 

Kai raised his brows. The chains wrapped around his arms as the blades swung around, and he caught their hilts in his palms. “I am not fit, Little Tits?” The action made his breasts jiggle, and he smirked.  

Tigress actually growled. All four of them braced to attack. 

Kai ignored them, pointing one of his blades at the statue’s massive cans. 

“I modeled by his side,” he said, almost to himself, “I loved him, like a brother…and it turns out…His…Weren't even natural.” 

Kai's blade shook in his grasp. There was a shuddering inhale, and Kai closed his eyes. An expression of deep betrayal and pain briefly crossed his face, before he inhaled again, banishing it as if it never was. He smiled, slowly beginning to swing his blades, building up momentum.  

“Well…Now I will destroy everything, HE AND HIS IMPLANTS HAVE CREATED!” 

Kai's expression once again melted into one of pure fury as he launched his attack. The four immediately dodged. 

“Go!” Shifu cried, and they all launched themselves at Kai and his naughty funtime pillows of bouncy pillowy goodness. In a very booby way, I might add. 

But no matter what they did, they were no match for Kai and his giant badonkers. His bubbalubbaloos deflected all of their attacks, his mastectomy blades swinging to and fro so that they were forced to dodge, and they could not land a hit; but then, Tigress activated a spark of her chi-chi’s, blasting Kai back. 

“How’s that for little tits?” Tigress said. 

Kai rose again, his eyes (and cans) gleaming. The Crane and Mantis jombies then sprang into action and joined the fight, keeping Viper, Monkey, and Tigress occupied. Shifu took the opportunity to fight Kai melons-to-melons. 

“I will not let you destroy Boobway’s modeling career!” 

“Why not?” Kai growled, “He destroyed mine!” 

Monkey, meanwhile, caught the Mantis jombie between his peaks. “Mantis!” He cried, trying desperately to get through to his friend, “It’s me! Your breastie!” 

But it didn’t work. Mantis grabbed him and started slamming him by his slammers. Then he threw him into Tigress and Viper, who were fighting the jombified Crane. Shifu meanwhile, leapt into the air over Kai, attempting a booba blast from above, but then his eye caught on something.

The amulet squished between Kai’s massive cans…

His eyes widened, the horrible realization dawning. Kai grinned at him and flung one of his blades at him. Shifu was hit with the flat end of it (because this has a certain rating, after all), and went flying, landing in the shadow of Boobway’s stone boobs. Tigress rushed to his side. 

“Shifu!” 

“Bring their busts to me,” Kai said, boobs jiggling threateningly. The jombified Mantis and Crane brought Viper and Monkey to Kai, and he absorbed their ccs, his tits bouncing even more boobily than before. He laughed. 

Tigress braced herself to make another effort to attack, but Shifu grabbed her arm, stopping her. 

“No, you must warn Po!” 

“Master, please-” 

But then Kai sent a cannon blast their way, sending them both flying because they couldn’t handle the amassed power of such huge mammaries. Kai wrapped his blades around the now unguarded statue. 

“I will show you the true power of chi-chis, brother,” Kai said, and then with another booba blast knocked the statue down with his knockers. Shifu watched in horror as it went through the entire Jug Palace, and finally the legendary boobs broke off and landed at the end of the steps that led to the Jug palace. 

“Boobway, please, forgive me,” Shifu whispered to himself, bowing his head in grief. Kai, who was approaching very boobily in a very very gloaty sort of breasty way with boobs that smile, chuckled. He squeezed the amulet between his knockers. 

“Hmm, what do you say, Boobway, do you forgive him?” Kai said mockingly. He laughed again. Shifu turned to glare at him. He struggled to lift himself from the ground, and only just barely managed it. His naturals boobed weakly, but his glare was strong.

“You may have destroyed the Jug palace,” he coughed, “but you will never succeed. There will always…be someone with bigger jugs…to stop you!” 

“Who?” Kai chuckled, cans bouncing in amusement, “the panda? His chi-chis are strong, but…it won’t be enough.” 

He grinned. Then he leaned in, squeezing Boobway’s amulet tighter. “...He and his tits will meet the same fate as you,” he said, low, almost a hiss. 

“No,” Shifu coughed, and tried again to get up. Kai began to absorb his ccs. 

“And so will every pair of jubbaloos in that village,” he said, and then took his ccs. 

Unbeknownst to him, Tigress had watched the whole thing. She gasped in fear. She found the exposition scroll on the ground and picked it up. 

“Po, I hope you’re ready,” she whispered, clutching it between her peaks and running away.  

***

“It took me 500 years to take Boobway's chi-chis,” Kai said. “I will have yours if it takes me 500 more!” 

“Chitty-chitty-chat-chat,” Po mocked, boobs jiggling mockingly, “Chit. chat.” 

Kai growled and launched himself at him, preparing to absorb his ccs- but this is what Po had wanted. 

“You want my chi-chis so bad?” Po asked, “Then take them!” 

He then motioned, and all of the ccs the panda village and all of his friends and family had donated began to flood into Kai’s boobas instead. Kai froze at first, confused, but then he began to grin. 

“YES!” Kai roared, drunk on the ccs coursing through him, “THE POWER! IT'S MINE!” 

But then he realized something was wrong. It was too much! The amulets started popping off of him, blasting away because of the sheer size of his honkers. 

“Wait..NO! It’s too much! IT’S TOO MUCH! NOOOO!” 

And Kai learned the hard way that sometimes less is more. He went splody, returning all the stolen ccs to all of the jug masters, including Boobway. He and Po floated together in the Slammer’s Realm, blah blah blah boobs and talking and more boobs. 

Now this: 

“And my true successor.” Boobway held out his triple cc implants. 

“Wh-Wha-No, I-I can’t take those,” Po stuttered. 

“Take them,” Boobway said, pressing them gently into the panda’s paws. “I have bigger ones.” 

And that’s it because I don’t feel like putting more effort into an April Fool’s day joke.

[iwasateenagenosferatu]

More from Jigsaw's escape room... I mean crime scene.

Also i can't get over my Billy recording the videos lmao

[slasherbat]

What's your favorite scary movie?

What to expect from here!

This will be a horror-centric blog! Mostly for the horror films and shows I enjoy. Mostly the Scream franchise and Drew Goddard's The Cabin In The Woods!

Along with other forms of media such as Starkid's Hatchetfield, Monster High, Ice Nine Kills, the obvious bat posting, and some writing memes!

On the very rare occasion you'll get content for BBC's Doctor Who, Minecraft, and the Minecraft CC Technoblade.

Get to know me

I am non-binary and use They/Them Pronouns!!!

TAGS: #bat echos for personal and rambling stuff!!! #bat watches for horror films I watch for the first time!!!! #bats fics for the Ao3 fics I write!!! #bat re-watches for films I watch again!!! #cool shit is my "I don't go here, my moots do, and I like whatever they did even if I don't understand the context"

I write on Ao3! Mostly for Scream and The Cabin In The Woods.

My ask box is always open to talk about things! Don't be shy to send me some asks

I'm on Letterboxd! See what horror movies I've been watching, and a better or silly review of it!

I have a sideblog called @ripghostface

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[softbeebee]

Hello again! My fandoms are as stated in the pinned post, but some fandoms I'm more inclined to have more muse for whatever reason. My fandoms may change as Hello again! My fandoms are as stated in the pinned post, but some fandoms I'm more inclined to have more muse for whatever reason.

My fandoms may change as well, so please be aware please be aware of that, with my top fandoms right now are tlou/tlou2 | arcane | resident evil | horror/slasher | horizons forbidden west. (In bold) With each fandom, I'll specify what type of roleplay I'm currently looking for.

If I ever do oc x cc roleplays, I only double those as I prefer that so it's fair we both have a side.

(open and still looking for roleplay partners)

tlou / tlou2 : ship roleplay/oc x cc roleplay

Ellie x Dina

Abby x Mel

Abby x Nora

Maria x Tommy

Joel x Tess

If I do oc x cc, I am willing to play most characters and a rule of thumb. I will only be Ellie against a girl character only, and there is no debate on that.

For oc x cc, I would be looking for someone to play Abby/Ellie.

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arcane : ship roleplay/oc x cc roleplay

Caitlyn x Vi

Jinx x Lux

I am looking for someone to play to play mainly, Sevika, or my second option is Vi. I am willing to play any character, but Jayce.

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resident evil village / resident evil franchise : oc x cc

I would like it if you played either Bella Dimitrescu or Alcina Dimitrescu for me for my love interest.

I will play most characters, even those not in those game. I'm more commonly known re7, re2, re3, and re4 as well.

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horizons forbidden west : ship roleplay/oc x cc roleplay

Aloy x Seyka

For oc x cc roleplays, I'm willing to play anyone and just ask you to play Aloy for me.

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fear street : ship roleplay

Alice x Cindy

Deena x Sam

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bound 1996 : ship roleplay/oc x cc

Violet x Corky

For oc x cc, I would look for someone to play Corky for my side and I am willing to play mostly anyone.

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horror / slasher : oc x cc/ship roleplay

Tiffany x Nica

Amber x Tara

I can play most slashers, but some I struggle to play and we discuss further who they may be.

Who I would ask for someone to play against my oc would be either Nica from chucky franchise, Tiffany from chucky franchise, Ripley from alien franchise, Mindy from the scream franchise, and Nancy from nightmare on elm street franchise.

I would appreciate you read my rules before anything as those are very key and important, which are here : rules

If you are interested in any way, do message me directly!

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[lettherebemonsters]

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favourite colour(s): Purple!

favourite flavour(s): Chocolate, cinnamon, pumpkin spice!

favourite genre(s): Horror and scifi, hands down.

favourite music: Metal, movie scores, dubstep....

favourite movie(s): The Halloween series, Godzilla (1998), Godzilla vs. Destroyah, Jurassic Park 3, Armageddon,  Friday the 13th franchise, VHS 1994, My Bloody Valentine (1981), Maniac Cop trilogy, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Puppetmaster 4 and 5.....

favourite series: Dragula, Battlebots, Dead Files, Battlestar Galactica (2004)...

last song: Blood And Law Ft. Mikael Stanne From Dark Tranquility (Metal: Hellsinger OST)

last series: Battlebots!

last movie: The Apology

currently reading:  * laughs in lack of motivation in reading...*

currently watching: Daniel CC Movie reviews

currently working on: Trying to feel better with my stomach all out of whack.

Tagged by! @my-timing-is-digital (thank you!!!!!)

Tagging: @ask-the-boogeyman, @shapecrow, @finalgrrrls, @it-was-the-boogeyman, @poisonpicked, @annaphoenix1994, @cfgcdsandmcnsters, @wrongarmofthelaw, @queenxfchaos, @pumpkinstabs, @scarecrowstabs, @reallivewire and anybody else who wants to do this!

[koopalings4life]

Remember those days back when you first got into FnaF?

I do. I remember watching early theories and went through a phase of being convinced that:

-William and Michael were the same person.

-William Afton was innocent.

-Elizabeth co-haunted Circus Baby with the red-haired pigtailed girl.

-Mangle, Foxy and Fredbear all had turns at being the ‘87 Biter (I still have no f***cking idea who did ‘87. When in the timeline was CC?!)

-Michael was, in fact, every night guard in every game.

-Shadow Freddy was Crying Child.

-Charlotte/Charlie was actually called Mallory.

-Springtrap had sentience of its own, besides William.

-That one weird phase I had where I believed that SPRINGTRAP could have possibly been a Bite animatronic.

-That Michael was Springtrap instead of William.

All these years since I first came across FNaF (back in 2015) and I am still none the wiser to the actual lore, and frankly, I’m too tired to care. I came into this fandom a curious 7-year old who’d watched LDShadowLady play FNaF, and I emerged a 15-year old who’d seen the horrors of the universe and had an intimate knowledge of immortality with enough AUs to crash AO3.

FNaF raised me more than my father did. This franchise is my literal childhood. Without it, I’d be absolutely lost. And I can really see how much I’ve grown along with the fandom after looking back on all the crazy theories I once believed.

The reason I bring this up is because I was cleaning my room and found an old notebook decorated with awful drawings of the original 4, filled with almost unreadable notes about how William and Michael were the same person. It made me feel so old, ngl.

I don’t know what the hell is happening to the lore (Security Breach, I’m looking at you) and honestly, I’m just here for a fun time (specifically Baby.). I’ll just crank out a few awful fanfictions every now and then and that’s all I need. Anyway, thanks for coming to my nonsensical ramble that doesn’t really have a point, I just wanted to waste your time.

(Note: Crap! Am I Mr Hippo?!)