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[zivazivc]

I'm curious...

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[pseudophan]

The Atlanta Georgia venue just sent out an email where they call them "Dave & Phil" in the subject

this is the best news i've gotten all week oh this is so good. never letting him live this down. i love you daveisnotonfire

[canisalbus]

hey just wanted to say I hope you're doing ok, I haven't seen your gay dogs in a while and I miss them and you 💛 obv you don't have to post if you're not feeling it, but just know that someone in another country is thinking nice things at you

Aaa thank you! It genuinely warms my heart to hear that you still occasionally think of me even though I've been laying low for a while now.

I'm doing a little bit better now compared to last month, there's been some positive progress, but still struggling with a lot of fundamental daily things.

Thank you for checking up on me, I appreciate it. I hope you have a nice weekend ´v`

[gothberries]

I also miss them

[peachyy-da-panda]

You have the cutest ass!

[chris-prank]

Thinking about Vincent going on a secret lowkey mission to investigate the hero darlings head quarters and he accidentally stumbles upon hero darlings strap on collection and like. Looses his mind finding them all , imagining his sweet darling using them on him 🥰💖 (hope this was ok to send as an ask I love ur ocs !!!)

I know it took a very long time before I answered, so anon whoever you are, I hope you see this! 🫡 

And yay it’s totally ok to send ask like this! 

CW: NSFW, strap-ons, masturbation ?, jealousy and horny fantasies

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Vincent had always been invisible when he wasn't in his Dr. Seraph persona. With his small stature and shy attitude, no one even batted an eye, seeing him walk around the hero headquarters in a janitor's uniform. He was still nervous though, glancing around every two minutes to be sure no one had caught him. At least, it didn't take him too long before he found your room, thanks to the map provided by a secret source and maybe because he’d previously snooped around for that information.

He held his breath of excitement before opening the door since entering such a private space was where he could learn the most about you! Before he could look suspicious by muttering to himself with the biggest grin on his face and with his uniform doing nothing to hide his bulge, he walked past the threshold. Although as much as he wanted to immerse himself in your room, he still had a job to do.

He began searching everywhere, without losing his chance to borrow some of your belongings while he was at it. Surely you wouldn’t be missing that pair of underwear, it was at the far bottom of your drawer and that pen was long forgotten behind your desk. He, on the other hand, was going to use them thoroughly, that’s for certain. Finally, his attention fell upon a box under your bed. If you had anything to hide, it had to be there! What could it possibly be? A new superhero suit? Or maybe a new gadget?! He excitedly got on his knees, grabbed the box and opened it. 

The lid fell from his hands the second he saw the insides of it. He must have been hallucinating since the box was… filled to the brim with strap-on. He blinked once, then twice before his mission was thrown out the window completely. There was no mistake to be made, these were dildos… YOUR DILDOS! And they were clearly made to be use with a partner, since all of them could be put on a strap. 

Vincent rubbed his aching dick while his mind wandered to the potential positions he could experience with you. He had to bite down on his lips to prevent his whimpers to be heard by the people in the hallway, but just thinking of having his mouth filled with your length made it almost impossible. He even ended up raising his ass, his free hand coming up behind him to rub away the itchiness from his needy hole. Would you be rough with him or gentle? Was your kind hero persona hiding a more sadistic side in bed? Either way he would thank you for simply letting his asshole swallow the tip of your strap. But then, his sweet fantasies turned into horrible ones.

If-if they have this here… does that mean they use it daily… on other people? 

He could feel tears filling his eyes at the thought of someone else having the chance to be ravished by you and to get all the praises HE deserved! Without thinking, Vincent grabbed the longest one, that had the color of your skin tone, and stuffed it into his bag. He was soon going to be yours, so what was wrong in wanting to be ready for you? He left after that, not noticing the little stain that had formed at the front of his pants.  

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Hero reader coming back to their room like: where the fuck is my limited edition costumed made dildo? 🥲

[barcaatthemoon]

H X alexia nsfw

H - Horny

Alexia tends to get very turned on by your outfits and body, so you know exactly what to wear to make sure your night out gets cut short. Alexia tends to drag sex out, so there's not a lot of energy for an immediate second round when you're cumming two to three times before she stops. Alexia is very proud of the fact that she can push you to go for so long, but even more so that she could keep going after that.

X - (e)Xcited

Alexia can't keep her hands off of you if you wear anything like a short skirt or short dress. You can bet that she's trying to pull your underwear off of you the moment your lap is covered by a table.

[cogmented]

do you ever wish you didnt scare everyone else on the server just by being there

i only have care for those that matter

[transparentcatpngs]

[anamericangirl]

Hope all your kids die from miscarriage you stupid fucking whore

Pro-aborts be like “I’m not pro-death and I don’t hate babies” and then go and wish death on your children because you don’t agree with them.

[missterious-figure]

Considering the Cafe AU boys literally run on coffee/coffee beans, I imagine people complaining that they're "so tired" they "literally run on coffee these days" and because one of the boys nearby just responds "You too?"

Maybe not interesting, but I thought it was a funny thought.

[h4n47105]

Hello! I'm not usually to comment on someone's ocs, but I saw Yuanhou and she's very pretty!! Idk why but I prefer to see a fellow monkey for the boys lol. I love seeing your yan wukong too and that body of his oh my 👀 I mean scary monkey man *cough* totally not imagining marrying him nope

And I saw that you can speak Malaysian (?) And Indonesian too? If so then salam kenal from Indonesia ☺

SALAM KENAL DARI MALAYSIA JUGAKKKK 😭🙏🙏🙏

Ngl, I was surprised when I received this ask of yours and I apologize for taking so long to answer it!!! (Uni stuff) I just want to say that thank you so much for the compliment towards my girl!!!! Everyone is so nice to Yuánhóu that I might just tear up from thinking about it!!!

I also made a mini doodle for this too!!!

***The joke is that 'Take take cow go young' has the similar phonetics to 'tetek kau goyang' which translates to your 'tits/boobs are shaking' in my language. So in short, D.O is saying "Yuánhóu, when you run, your tits are shaking"

Grrr grrr I have this one video in mind that's literally all them but in bahasa indo!! Tunggu ya!!! Salting banget gw sama monyet

[askbananapie]

I would like to say

thank you very much for always being so nice to me and to my pony.

Thank you, with your help you have created me.

Imagine a stupid idea a small banana idea could create such a big and beautiful Community

am very touched I was thinkingI have been here for almost 12 years

I have no intention of stopping in any way.

I just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[str8upjorkinit]

Just an idea for a drawing, this relationship dynamic:

With whatever duo you see fit >:3c !!!

Oh you already know

Any excuse to draw leo

[pseudophan]

Will the finnished cookbook be posted online? :) I just moved into my dorm room so i can use it lol and the fact that it is made by phannies is probbably the only thing that can motivatie me too actually try it

I love the idea btw!!! So cool that you're dling this!

yes! i'm uploading the finished thing as a pdf for everyone to use if they want to :3