#;;substitutes? | verse

[dumptruckofanass]

funniest moment in the whole show to me tbh. like i honest to god laughed the first time i heard it

[ranvwoop]

maybe I am just too. gestures vaugely. but i will genuinely never understand why dehumanizing and removing the agency of characters for "natural animal instincts hehe" is supposed to be. cute . to the general populace

[frostedturquoise]

In lieu of emptying my drafts because i think i have had enough of this laptops bullshit in the past 24/hr to last me a week You sometimes see people with silly/funny interesting thoughts but your still in the background sipping a cold drink like 'gad your having fun, interesting idea even if sexualising anyone or anything in this fandom doesn't click with me' No matter how much your cup of tea it is it sometimes just wont ever hit right because it is XYZ fandom you just cannot sexualise anyone or anything from Management Sim Game(tm) no matter the potential. No matter how interesting the concept it will just never hit right because it is XYZ thing so it will forever remain like, lawn level interesting, not bad not good but just doesn't hit right either but im not going to ruin their fun just because the combination personally does not click for me. But its still makes for the occasional interesting read even if your about as detached about it as idly flipping through an newspaper in a waiting room style. It can be your thing to a t in a way and you still cant get invested solely because it is XYZ setting really does seem to be something else entirely.

[fullmetall]

wish i could find the full snippet but i was thinking about this on my walk to work…

[regicidal-defenestration]

Anyone spare a hint for a struggling TSV fan in these trying times?

[necr0-mantix]

// - @marrowweaver requested a starter.

--- So she had sent him after-all. The massacre that the order had endured only decades ago had left their numbers so emanciated that even training acolytes had become a difficulty. There hadn't been this few since the days of Kalan, and while there had been many hopeful to pick up the dark arts since Malthael's assault upon humanity, with so few masters left to train the hopeful, their recovery had been slow. Too slow.

While he had been forbidden from stopping the massacre by both his own edicts and Trag'oul's demand, this? This was a need for his people, and not anything that would put him at any sort of risk while waiting for the end. It was, at the very least, a sort of entertainment, and to be entertained was becoming a rarity in his age.

Rathma would take a deep inhale from the shisha he had been indulging in while waiting, not rising to greet the acolyte from the comfort of the mess of blanket and pillow that littered the floor, only his eyes lifting from his reading. He would admit to himself that perhaps he looked lazy in this moment, but the books also strewn around him indicated he was at least doing something. The tomes the masters worked on tended to contain mistakes, and he did personally attend to fixing said mistakes when the mood came to him.

"You're early." he would state without emotion, his expression more distant than the stereotypes of their kind.

To be early wasn't a sin. He knew that the boy would be early. The hopeful were predictable.

"...your name, again?"

It wasn't as if Rathma didn't already know, he had spoken with the Deathspeaker about the matter personally from shadow, but to hear it from the young man's mouth, it would allow him to gauge his energy and tone so much easier. And gauge he would, for he truly did not wish to waste what little time remained on somebody who the Deathspeaker may have misjudged.

[howthesleeplesswander]

@vattghcrn continued from here! ((these boys are going on a desert adventure 😤🙌))

"Oh, ha-ha," Kaveh said with a roll of his eyes. "And people think witchers don't have a sense of humor. You could wear some color along with all that armor, you know. Personally, I think you'd look rather handsome in rich greens. Something like a nice olive or dark pine—oh, or even juniper!"

He took a moment to study the brilliant gold of Geralt's eyes that practically glowed beneath the desert sun. Definitely green, the artist nodded to himself. "It could even be like camouflage if you had contracts in the forest. Color isn't just for aesthetics—it can have practical applications, too!"

But Geralt eventually gave a serious response, to which Kaveh simply scoffed. The only reason the witcher would trek this far out into the desert was if there was a job to be done. Honestly he could hardly imagine what kind of monster was lurking in the sand that even the Guardian of Aaru Village couldn't handle.

"The last time I ventured into the desert I passed out from the heat," he admitted with a grimace. "I was out for hours; I didn't come to until it was nighttime and the air had cooled off. It's a miracle I didn't get sunburned to death!" Not that he regretted the actions that led to that consequence. Winning the Interdarshan Championship would've rung hollow if he hadn't gotten those desert foxes to safety first.

"I wouldn't call 'passing out' fun or a way to change things up." And yet, a silent moment passed where Kaveh squinted out at the distant dunes before heaving a dramatic sigh. "Fine, alright—but don't forget that you promised to help me collect some henna berries! I'm down to the last few drops of my favorite red paint, and I can't make more without them."

[creatediana]

"Hell is Other Fourth Graders" - a free verse poem written 6/07/2023

[mythvoiced]

@stillresolved | ♥

"Babe, you're the only fashion designer I like. I will endorse you as often as possible, what's stopping me, the law? Your brother?"

[blxxditout]

Does your muse have any unusual habits, interests, and / or talents? Does he hide it, or is he proud of it?

A lot of his interests are pretty normal; movies & baseball being his top two favorite things, although he's starting to take interest in what he's become. He's never really been one to be intrigued by the occult up until his revival. There are a lot of things that he doesn't know about himself and what was done to him, so he wants to find out all that he can about his 'affliction'. He doesn't know what to call it, he thinks of himself as a zombie or some other kind of monster, but I wouldn't say that he's proud of what he's become or that he's interested in learning about it. It did throw his life off course, but he doesn't hate it completely. He's glad to be alive, so I'd say he's weirdly tolerant of it?

Some habits that he's picked up from being brought back to life are definitely influenced by Scythe. For example, maintaining heavy eye contact, as a show of dominance and challenge, when he otherwise would've liked to avert his gaze or stare at something else when talking to other people. He's also become less docile than before, more inclined to respond aggressively in hostile situations, which is something he does like/is proud of. The other traits and qualities he's gained are the ones he truly tries to hide: like the intense hunger for flesh and blood, thinking about maiming people, and other things...

What he's afraid of is letting it win, becoming the monster he already thinks he is. He'll try and keep them to himself if he can help it, opting to trying to figure it out on his own.

[ofsluts]

Top/bottom and top/verse and verse/bottom are all good m/m ship dynamics but nothing beats the superior top/top dynamics. It adds that nice crunch.

[ranvwoop]

slightly longer since i saw vienna wip :3

[brcidablik]

Real talk.

Ichigo's Digimon partner would totally be Kotemon.

[shslivalice]

dndverse!briar hawke is such a good boy. friend-shaped. actually is sharper then he looks. i mean, raised by the kirkwall gang so. i did art for a token of him (pixel art) and a keychain as a 1:10 scale (he is a meter tall :3c)

[faroresson]

I love having AUs for characters that no longer technically have a canon

[cryptotheism]

I know you're not really, like, a witchcraft person, but you're well read on magic so I wanted to know you're opinion on this? An Evangelical influencer posted some tiktoks where she was doing witch-y type stuff with a Christian twist, like she deadass made a protection circle around her home with grape juice as a substitute for "the blood of Christ" because another Christian woman told her it would rid the negativity from her home, and even used bible verses like runes on her nursery wall before putting the wallpaper up.

Anyway. How much of a heresy is she committing if she's invoking Jesus in her witchcraft? Just out of curiosity.

Any reasonable person could consider that magic and therefore heresy. But you gotta understand that Christians have been doing shit like this since day one. Also idk what sect this woman is but Protestants can kinda do whatever they want.