#;; blm@tsu

[metal-district]

sorry i havent posted in like 2 months i got rlly into osomatsu-san and ive just been drawing those horrible guys and wasnt sure whether to drop that stuff here. once i amass some more drawings that arent just me yumeshipping i might start posting but until then u will have to starve

[multimusemadness]

Jyushimatsu! Which of your bros do you wanna smooch the most?

"Karamatsu-niisan!!!"

@ultimatenii-san

[lycanwlf]

average mental hospital resident

[nenchuu]

"Good morning" Kiss ⏤ (OC/Canon) Takashi Tachibana & Choromatsu Matsuno

Choromatsu groans as he tosses and turns in the bed. He doesn’t usually like to sleep in since it makes his self-esteem worse, but he’s not ready to get up just yet. Besides, it’s pretty quiet right now. Maybe it’s still relatively early if his parents aren’t even up.

Actually, it’s a bit too quiet… He doesn’t even hear his brothers’ deafening snoring or Jyushimatsu’s wriggling. His anxiety gets the better of him and he takes a peek.

He squints into the sunlight flooding the room. The walls are a plain landlord beige, a far cry from his shared bedroom’s rosy pink. Come to think of it, this blanket doesn’t feel anything like his comforter. It’s nowhere near as long or heavy. This makes Choromatsu roll over in a panic, made worse by his back suddenly slamming against the wood floor as gravity claims another victim.

“WAAAH–!” Choromatsu’s eyes shoot open fully, the air knocked out of his lungs from the impact. “Ow, ow, ow…”

A familiar, albeit drowsy, voice suddenly catches Choromatsu’s attention. “Hey, you okay?”

He sits up, his face scarlet red as he looks up to see Takashi looking at him with bleary eyes. He looks weirdly naked without his glasses on, Choromatsu thinks.

“T-Takashi-kun…?”

Oh. Now it’s coming back to him.

Last night, Choromatsu and Takashi went to a concert together for some local idol groups. Neither of them had heard of the names on the flier they found in Akihabara and thought it would be fun to check it out together. Choromatsu thought they were cute, but nowhere near as cute as his Nyaa-chan. Still, having a friend who liked this stuff was nice. Someone who wanted to see new artists with him. Really, just having a friend period was nice.

The show ran pretty late, later than either of them expected. Takashi, the perfect gentleman he is, offered Choromatsu to stay the night since the trains had stopped running an hour before the show did. Which is totally fine. Friends can stay overnight at their friends’ places, right? It’s not only couples who do that stuff. They’re just two guys. Two guy friends. Yep.

For some reason, it made Choromatsu feel a little queasy and nervous. It’s probably just because he's never stayed over at a friend’s place before. Yeah. That’s it.

The real challenge had yet to come at that point. Choromatsu assumed that Takashi would offer him his couch or something.

Takashi didn’t have a couch.

It took a lot of deep breathing exercises in the mirror for Choromatsu to calm down beforehand. He doesn’t quite remember what he did or said since he was just rambling with no filter, but he eventually succumbed to the warmth of Takashi’s comforter. It smelled like him, Choromatsu remembers.

Choromatsu’s entire body burns as his mind returns to the present, looking at Takashi with his mouth agape. He seriously didn’t just sleep with Takashi, did he?

W-w-wait, no, not like that!!!

Choromatsu shakes his head rapidly like a wet dog drying off. Get your mind out of the gutter!

“Sorry, I didn’t think about how you’d be used to sleeping on the floor…” Takashi smiles sheepishly, his cheeks just a tad puce. He extends his hand out for Choromatsu to take, making Choromatsu’s eyes linger on his friend’s palm for a few seconds too long.

“I-it’s fine, really!” Choromatsu yelps out with a cracking voice. His own clammy hand grasps Takashi’s as he attempts to steady himself. It’s a little hard to, however, with his knees buckling like this. He gathers up enough strength to pull himself back onto the mattress even though it’s not exactly the ideal place for him to be right now. His body is overheating while his back starts to sting from his fall. Maybe it was stinging the whole time, but his mind was too preoccupied to notice.

“That’s good…”

Takashi pretty much immediately turns back over and tucks an arm under his pillow after confirming that Choromatsu isn’t actually in any danger or serious pain. He was never much of a morning person, Choromatsu remembers. He chuckles a little under his breath with an adoring smile. Choromatsu always thought of Takashi as somebody who had everything figured out, but even someone as amazing as him has a hard time waking up in the morning. It’s kind of charming.

He shakes his head again to beat the thoughts out. It’s totally fine to find your best friend a little charming, right? I mean, who doesn’t think Takashi is charming? That’s just normal! This is normal!

Choromatsu sits in Takashi’s bed in wide-eyed silence. Why can’t his cheeks settle down? Why is his throat so dry? Is he overheating? Yeah, that must be it…!

His eyes dart around the apartment looking for the bathroom or really anywhere with a sink. He looks over at Takashi’s curled figure and his heart pounds in his chest. He leans over to whisper to Takashi, feeling a little guilty for waking him again.

“H-hey, Takashi, I’m sorry to bother you, but I was wondering–”

Suddenly Takashi turns over drowsily at Choromatsu and cuts him off with a light press of his lips against Choromatsu’s. Choromatsu’s breath hitches, his eyes practically bulging out of their sockets. Unfortunately, it’s over before Choromatsu can even register it happening. “Mornin’…”

Just like before, Takashi goes right back to sleep as if he didn’t just change Choromatsu’s life with that unconscious action. Choromatsu can only hear the beating of his own heart throb in his burning ears.

Oh.

Maybe this isn’t normal.

[matsunoscope]

people deranged in the osomatsu san tags tonight

[ch5rr1]

I love how Ichimatsu feeds karamatsu when he’s (im assuming) drunk that’s so cute

no blm*tsu

[taffytoonie]

six of them

(blm*tsu dni ‼️ i block on sight ^_^)

[asheoninactive]

todomatsu has an announcement

[BLM///TSUS DONT LOOK]

[riddlingwife]

UPDATED LILY'S REF! now she ACTUALLY looks like me teehee.

btw, oso/choro are her lovers in separate universes! no blm*tsu here <3

[multimusemadness]

Ichimatsu! Today is our day ... and our year ... let's let the magic bloom naturally! <3 -Karamatsu

"I have no idea what you're talking about, but I might let you hang out with me if you remember that little chat we had..." If he did, maybe he could understand his painful speech.

@ultimatenii-san

[expired-bat]

brahhh it them matsus

blm*tsu don’t fucking interact 🔪😊

[wildaboutchu2000]

welcome 2 kleoz dollhouse !!!

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abt me ♡

☆ kleo

☆ she/her

☆ lao american

☆ 2wenty

I interact via @kleozwrld but I mainly post here ^^;

self-shipping and ocs galore !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;3333 doodles and drawings too ofc LOL check out my epic osomatsu san self insert >:3

carrd linkz below !!!

commission info OPEN BTW !!!!!!!!!!!! <3

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!!! dni pr0ship, terf, r@cists, blm*tsu, etc gtfo i dont want u here byeeeeee !!!

[oddly-casual]

Hey hey I haven’t posted much Osomatsu-san related content in a while, but with it taking over my brain like a parasite once again I’m gonna start posting more about it soon.

So just to reiterate, if any BLm*tsu’s or Pro-shits touch my content I’m actually setting myself on fire. You are not welcomed!!! I don’t fuck with you!!! Go somewhere else!!! You are not invited!!!

[energysynergymatrix]

No true intro post atm because this blog is still kind of on semi lockdown for the time being but I’m gonna make a pin regardless 📌

Hi I’m Ashe! I’m 20 and I use He/They

Vocaloid is my special interest so I tend to talk about it a lot regardless of what my current hyperfix is at the time (right now it’s Blazblue (currently playing the c games’ story modes.) Regardless of that this blog is multi fandom.

Also because it comes with one of my fandoms: BLM////TSUS DNI. If I reblog anything from them lmk so I can take my reblog back.

[osomatsuconfessions]

some popular selfship/ocship artists are way too fucking comfortable being friends wwith blm*tsu fans and pr*shippers or people who tolerate them/are bffs w them.

i know at least 2 of yous who do this & its so gross even though you have blm*tsu dnis in your bios. 👁👁👁👁👁👁👁 and u just know they wont react if you tell em about this

tf is wrong with you?? i can literally see your moot rbing from a fucking pr*shipper who ships blm*tsu!!!!

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[girlymatsu]

pinned!

evan / they / im oso lover hes my girlfriend / art tag

this is a sideblog, I follow and reply from @loveimp

i post a lot about my ososan oc erina! i like selfship/ocxcanon content

18+ NSFW Matsu Blog: @cavematsu

🚫ABSOLUTELY NO BLM@TSU/PROSHIP ALLOWED HERE🚫 i will block on sight

thx u ^__^