#;; Pester the Dragon (meme)

[necromycologist]

i may have asked this already but do you have any nevermoor thoughts to share like silverborn theoriesnor fic you would be interested in reading?

i think you have asked this before but it is probably lost in the absolute pileup that is my drafts, sorry… for now please accept some miscellaneous nevermoor thoughts:

i really wanna learn more about the safeguards in silverborn, who they are but also what they do?? my guess atm is that they’re basically called on to contain/kill dangerous abilities if they go wild or something.. wonder if the death of a safeguard would get mog suspended until they could find a new one?? that could be interesting

as for who’s gonna get murdered, i honestly have no idea, but i think queen cal would be funny just for the uh. jessica stop getting hit by apollos dodgeball challenge.

i don’t really think its gonna be cassiel but i DO think he’s gonna show up in svbn. also because that would mean more israfel yay <3

ok deeply unserious but if dragonriding is a pretty privileged sport i REALLY wanna meet the horsegirlstyle dragon riders… begging it would be so funny

i understand probably not in silverborn but i SO wanna learn more about the rest of the free state and all the pockets. in that vein: mogcrew road trip (in canon or modern au) would absolutely rock. i think cadence drives, mog djs, and hawthorne is the snack guy (goes insane at the onroute). if you’re wondering “who gives directions” so are they.

i think mog has a pretty good sense of direction tho esp in nevermoor— im also curious if her like. connection to the city is a wundersmith thing or just a mog thing

are beetlewuns a thing?? feel like we’ve only seen backboned wunimals. (yes im asking to see if i can justify “the beetles” what’s the problem with that)

no basis to this one whatsoever i just think cadence would like massive attack. idk

this is basically canon not really a theory but it’s kind of insane to think that mog might be like. the first wundersmith Ever to actually be part of a unit? im glad for her

hawthorne seems like he would love heist films. i think he probably comes back from the weekend and pesters arch abt how much of it is actually plausible

we better meet chef honeycutt. not a theory not a prediction just we better

thinking about it actually 919heist would be really cute

still chewing on that thing you said about 20yrold mog being like. oh god ive become jupiter. that fucking destroyed me. insert stick figure violence meme here …

israfel should quit his job i think. wait what if he came and worked at the delaculion. (i dont think this would happen but it’s be funny as SHIT. how does he wear a uniform over wings what can he even do other than sing would he and Dame Chanda have a rivalry… so many questions )

that’s all i can think of rn.. thank you sm for the ask!

[rphunter]

🗡️Lucanis Dellamorte enthusiasts... I yearn for you🗡️

yeah, we're all there right now, am I right? Dragon Age bender, falling for a certain crow, etc. hence I, too, have come searching for someone to write Lucanis against... well, SOMEONE. here's the gist;

I have a few Rooks, OCs and a collection muses I'd love to write against your Lucanis, depending on your preference, characterization and feedback. honestly, I'm looking for like, a 70-30 divide on mostly focusing on Lucanis' story, character, personality and inner workings over whomever I end up writing. I want that man cherished, licked, topped and loved!!! I do have a Rook I'd love to pair up with him (M, elf, Shadow Dragon; details expanded upon if you're into it) but I'm very open to brainstorming with you. heck, there's a variety of canon characters or cross-fandom characters I'd consider writing against him even, if that's your preference.

I'm close to 33, so I’d love for you to be 25+. I write in third person, past tense, I’m super descriptive and write anywhere from minimum two paragraphs to, idk… dozens??? I’m pretty much guaranteed to hit the discord limit most of the time, though I do obviously put effort into matching my partner’s style and length. I can be nitpicky about correct characterization and grammar so if you’re not looking for deep analysis and character studies on, y’know, characters, I’m not the best fit for you. I’m always quality over quantity. I appreciate good communication even when we’re not writing and hope there’s mutual understanding in that neither one of us can be or should be available 24/7. having said that, I’m more than happy to befriend my partners! I love sharing memes, art, music, whatever you have OOC. super open to multiple threads, multiple ships and plots and AUs with a single partner! depending on how life's going, my reply speed can be anything from several times a day to a few a week. if you do not pester me, I will always get back to you eventually!

does this sound like your cup of tea at all? great! please like this post and I’ll come fetch you. we’ll talk, we’ll hopefully make some dudes kiss, we’ll chat about whether it’s a good fit.

look forward to hearing from you! ★

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[novella-writers]

🔥 IT’S DRAGON AGE SEASON!!! 🔥

sooooo, in honor of Veilguard being out and me being sufficiently obsessed with Thedas once again, I have come seeking writing partners. here’s the important bits;

I’m close to 33, so I’d love for you to be 25+. I write in third person, past tense, I’m super descriptive and write anywhere from minimum two paragraphs to, idk… dozens??? I’m pretty much guaranteed to hit the discord limit most of the time, though I do obviously put effort into matching my partner’s style and length. I can be nitpicky about correct characterization and grammar so if you’re not looking for deep analysis and character studies on, y’know, characters, I’m not the best fit for you. I’m always quality over quantity. I appreciate good communication even when we’re not writing and hope there’s mutual understanding in that neither one of us can be or should be available 24/7. having said that, I’m more than happy to befriend my partners! I love sharing memes, art, music, whatever you have OOC. super open to multiple threads, multiple ships and plots and AUs with a single partner! depending on how life's going, my reply speed can be anything from several times a day to a few a week. if you do not pester me, I will always get back to you eventually!

currently, I’m looking for several ships in the Dragon Age universe against a selection of (cis) M characters, varying from OCs to PCs to CCs; I’m pretty lenient and you’ll notice I have something of a taste for rare ships, so feel free to come to me with your out of the box ideas! note that I’m not looking for toxic ships, dark romance, rivalmance etc. dark subjects, themes, pasts and stories are definitely welcome, I’m just not interested in our main couple being bad for one another! characters I’d like to write in bold, characters I’m searching writers for underneath in cursive.

✦ M!Mahariel (rogue): Zevran Arainai

✦ Sigrun: Nathaniel Howe, Anders 

✦ Varric Tethras: Fenris

✦ Garrett Hawke (mage): Fenris

✦ Iron Bull: Dorian Pavus

✦ M!Rook (rogue, shadow dragon): Lucanis Dellamorte

✦ Emmerich Volkarin: M!Rook

✦ OC (F, dwarf, duster, rogue and a messenger, sunshine girlie): Thom Reinier, Alistair Theirin, Loghain Mac Tir, Davrin, Carver Hawke, other Grey Warden types

✦ OC (M, dwarf, surfacer, blacksmith, creative type, your calm in a storm, kind and a little withdrawn): honestly.... bring me your ideas, he's Ready

does this sound like your cup of tea? great! please either like this post and I’ll come fetch you, or feel free to look around my blog and/or DM me straight away. we’ll talk, we’ll hopefully make some fictional people kiss, we’ll chat about whether it’s a good fit.

look forward to hearing from you!

Like/message if interested!

[fandom-rpfinder]

🔥 IT’S DRAGON AGE SEASON!!! 🔥

sooooo, in honor of Veilguard being out and me being sufficiently obsessed with Thedas once again, I have come seeking writing partners. here’s the important bits;

I’m close to 33, so I’d love for you to be 25+. I write in third person, past tense, I’m super descriptive and write anywhere from minimum two paragraphs to, idk… dozens??? I’m pretty much guaranteed to hit the discord limit most of the time, though I do obviously put effort into matching my partner’s style and length. I can be nitpicky about correct characterization and grammar so if you’re not looking for deep analysis and character studies on, y’know, characters, I’m not the best fit for you. I’m always quality over quantity. I appreciate good communication even when we’re not writing and hope there’s mutual understanding in that neither one of us can be or should be available 24/7. having said that, I’m more than happy to befriend my partners! I love sharing memes, art, music, whatever you have OOC. super open to multiple threads, multiple ships and plots and AUs with a single partner! depending on how life's going, my reply speed can be anything from several times a day to a few a week. if you do not pester me, I will always get back to you eventually!

currently, I’m looking for several ships in the Dragon Age universe against a selection of (cis) M characters, varying from OCs to PCs to CCs; I’m pretty lenient and you’ll notice I have something of a taste for rare ships, so feel free to come to me with your out of the box ideas! note that I’m not looking for toxic ships, dark romance, rivalmance etc. dark subjects, themes, pasts and stories are definitely welcome, I’m just not interested in our main couple being bad for one another! characters I’d like to write in bold, characters I’m searching writers for underneath in cursive.

✦ M!Mahariel (rogue): Zevran Arainai

✦ Sigrun: Nathaniel Howe, Anders 

✦ Varric Tethras: Fenris

✦ Garrett Hawke (mage): Fenris

✦ Iron Bull: Dorian Pavus

✦ M!Rook (rogue, shadow dragon): Lucanis Dellamorte

✦ Emmerich Volkarin: M!Rook

✦ OC (F, dwarf, duster, rogue and a messenger, sunshine girlie): Thom Reinier, Alistair Theirin, Loghain Mac Tir, Davrin, Carver Hawke, other Grey Warden types

✦ OC (M, dwarf, surfacer, blacksmith, creative type, your calm in a storm, kind and a little withdrawn): honestly.... bring me your ideas, he's Ready

does this sound like your cup of tea? great! please either like this post and I’ll come fetch you, or feel free to look around my blog and/or DM me straight away. we’ll talk, we’ll hopefully make some fictional people kiss, we’ll chat about whether it’s a good fit.

look forward to hearing from you!

👾

[dvilsdesire]

💡 How often do you get ideas? What helps?

Munday meme

Honestly, they just come to me randomly, lol. Haarlep has really awakened my drive in the RP community. Honestly, I was feeling very flat for a long time, and as much as I love Sornin, his energy is very... well it's completely different from Haarlep. Haarlep is this energetic chaotic ball that NEEDS attention and wants to pester everyone. Sornin is complacent with his own company, and unfortunately, as much as I love my Inquisitor, Kaaras Adaar, over on my Dragon Age blog, the fandom was literally DEAD, and it felt just... pointless being there in a sense? Like every time I'd go on my dash it just made me feel kinda sad being there... Obviously, with the new game coming out, I have a feeling that the fandom will pick back up (it's been ten years so it's understandable).

So, I was having a pretty big dry spell, and suddenly, out of absolutely NOWHERE... Haarlep just perked their pretty little head up and took a hold of me. And honestly? I have no regrets. I'm SO happy I made his blog. I'm so happy that people are interested in writing with me and him, it's really helped me come back to RP and enjoy it again <3

The ideas just kinda pop outta nowhere, and if I can, I'll pop it on the dash so I don't forget it, lol. Going back in game definitely helps, tho. Interacting with my dash helps as well. <3

[plasticbabyart]

Well naturally I've gotta ask about JV headcanons now :] /silly

AHHH IM SO EXICTED HAVING ASKS Anyway Papa Jv time !!!

Jet Vac is married to Snapshot, but despite being married they live separately during Academy term time

JetVac LOVES the trio like his own kids, at first he tried not to act like it but eventually he started being more open on it

He loves Elf the most as his own daughter !

He often comforts Eruptor regarding his issues with being emotionally neglected, he tries to give him compliments and attention more often on his work to help him

Him and Snapshot adopted Dark Spyro, while Spyro lives in the dragon Kingdom, Dark Spyro remains with JV at the Academy

JetVac struggles a lot with what happened between him and his Dad, and still carries a lot of outdated beliefs so he's never really worked it out in Therapy, and Hugo doesnt stop pestering him about it

Hes Gay and Transgender, hes pretty open about his transition, the team are all very supportive of him !!

JV helps Pop with his Class plans, and keeping track of when he has a Class so he doesnt forget them

He REALLY doesnt understand technology, he struggles enough with the Vac gun, but the gang try to make him do TikToks with him 100%

Loves Facebook minion memes

Probably started a LGBT+ support group at the Academy !!

He would LOVE to have kids of his own, but with Snapshots work routine and the Academy, he's happy enough with the gang

The Gang celebrates Fathers Day with him !!

Got on very well with Spyros family when he met them, actually became friends with Spyros Dad Nestor and often tells him how Spyro is doing (and Dark Spyro!)

Has Scars on his back from when he lost his wings

Feels indifferent towards Eon, doesnt appreciate how he puts Spyro on a pedestal and doesnt consider the others, thinks hes too hard on the team

Thats all I have at the moment!! If I remember more, I will post !!!

[uncxntrxllable]

blog rules!

Hello! Thank you for checking out my rules. The mun is 25+ and my birthday is November 6. My name is Brittany, or you can call me Britt, and my pronouns are she/her. I live in Canada (EST).

I use small text for basically everything, I use icons (80x80) for all muses, I use italics and bold as needed for emphasis in my writing.

This is a roleplay blog, a multimuse that contains all original characters. All muses are always available, but I do have a main muse; the favorite.

NOTE: some of my muses are able to speak different languages. I do not, I only speak English. So if this ever comes up, I will be using google translator, so please be forgiving of errors.

Below the cut are my rules and how I run my blog. I apologize for it's length.

First, a little bit about me! I am autistic and have adhd. Forgive me if I occasionally have trouble understanding something or if I'm socially awkward. I don't intentionally want to upset anyone. I can only offer my best. I am a huge animal lover and I may post pictures of my service dog here and there.

I don't mind NON-roleplay blogs following me. Feel free to reblog memes, quotes, images, gifs, I prefer that you reblog from me. DO NOT reblog my roleplays unless you're the recipient, my headcanons, answered asks about myself or my characters.

Hub blogs; more than happy to write with you! But preferably I would follow just the main blog as a "this is me saying I'll write with any of your muses but I'm not following all the blogs." I just prefer not to follow a bunch of sideblogs all connected to one main.

Don't follow if you have no patience. I'm here to have fun, I'm not a writing-machine. Do not pester for replies.

Take your time. You are worth waiting for, don't apologize for it. I'm always available out of character to chat, and I have a discord that I will give out on request. I will never rush you, please don't rush me.

My blog is strictly 18+ due to the themes that will be present here. Not limited to: violence, blood, death, gore, horror, weaponry (guns, knives), drugs, alcohol, harm to people and animals, hunting for food, profanity, ghosts, werewolf and other beast-like creatures, dogs, wild canids, cats, dragons, taxidermy (thylacines). If these topics make you uncomfortable, you follow at your own risk.

Please tell me if you need a trigger warning. I rarely use trigger warnings, especially given that my blog is dedicated to dark themes and characters. So it can be difficult for me to really understand what needs one. I personally have no triggers.

I am always accepting memes and questions! Answers vary in length. I will not always answer everything sent, please don't take this the wrong way. Sometimes I just don't know how to respond.

You do not need to specify my muse when sending memes. Please specify your muse if you're a multimuse. Feel free to send memes or questions with "your choice," but don't be disappointed or ask me to change it if I respond with a muse you "didn't want." If you want a certain muse or range of muses, specify the name(s).

I love continuing asks! Even if it's short, it can still be fun and it gives us both extra bits and pieces of depth into our muses. Sometimes a meme can spark an idea for a great thread. I LOVE multiple threads! I am greedy. Give me all the threads!

I continue asks from the ask itself. The trim reblog system allows the ask to be trimmed away. If you want to continue an ask with me, reblog my answered ask.

I will no longer be posting chain-asks, and I likely won't be sending any either anymore. Though I deeply appreciate that you thought of me, the chain-asks get to be too much. If I want to spread love to a blog, I will do so with my own words.

I am embarrassingly bad at plotting. Please don't come to me thinking I am going to have all these awesome ideas... It's extremely unlikely that I will. I don't hate plotting, I'm bad at it. I will try to plot if you want to, but this is a fair warning that I struggle with the concept of plotting. Please don't get mad at me if I can't provide ideas.

The best way to start a thread with me is: Sending and continuing asks. Starter calls and responding to open starters. Tagging me in random starters.

Open starters are always open. It doesn't matter if it was posted today or five years ago, or if it's been responded to. Open starters are always open!

HATE FREE BLOG. I don't give haters attention, look for the attention you want elsewhere. My muses are not a reflection of me. I'm a mess who requires peace.

Do not tell me you know nothing about my muse(s). The information is right there in my pinned post and blog description; a link to my muses where each muse has their details linked. If you need help accessing the links, let me know.

I am semi-selective and open to writing with non-mutuals. I try to give everyone a chance, but sometimes things don't work out and that is okay. If you followed me first, give me a couple days. If I haven't followed back by then, I likely won't.

Please soft block to break mutuals with me. If I fail to notice you've unfollowed, I may still continue to interact with you. Mutual checker does not work on sideblogs. I soft block to break mutuals. I do not like hard blocking people unless they've made me uncomfortable.

Feel free to drop a thread if you're no longer feeling it. You don't have to tell me; I'll assume anything not responded to is dropped, or I may ask. Want to continue it again down the road? Sure! There's no pressure here. Just have fun!

I am open to shipping my muses romantically, I love shipping, but I do admit I don't have a lot of experience writing romance. I am open to all relationships; friends, familial, enemies, etc. I am multi-ship. Each thread is separate, each romance is separate.

Pre-established ships, unplanned feelings that lead to a ship, easing into a ship. My/your muse has feelings but your/my muse doesn't. All is good. What matters is the mun not forcing a ship.

I am not comfortable writing smut and will not participate in that sort of writing. I will utilize a fade-to-black.

I have certain muses that are non-shippable, these muses are: Bailey (a child), Alpha, Delta, Miso, Rex and Vesper (animals).

No power playing. Moving along a small scene is okay, but don't control my muses' actions, words and don't assume that my muse is unable to dodge a move by yours.

I don't want to write with a "mary-sue." This means a muse that is deemed "perfect" with zero flaws; everybody loves them, they never make mistakes, they know everything there is, can do everything, etc. It's just not fun.

Quality over quantity! Replies don't need to be long to be good and fun. I only ask that you try not sending me one line if I write a large paragraph.

I only roleplay on tumblr. No exceptions, sorry, I will never write on discord or any other text messaging platform.

I do not send "passwords" or anything of the sort. I don't follow without reading rules. If I followed you, I have looked over your rules and muse(s). But do understand that on top of my memory problems, I read a lot of rules and muse bios. Things will be forgotten. I do often re-read prior to writing, but mistakes happen.

THESE RULES ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE AS NEEDED!

[agoldenlily]

👑 indie elayne trakand from the book series 'the wheel of time' by robert jordan 👑

info. 21+. multi everything. with verses in asoiaf, wot show canon, dragon age, the witcher, star wars, supernatural, elden ring, dune, etc, etc. 100% canon to Robert Jordan's novels. more under the cut. affiliated with @luckhissoul

My discord is also available on request. shipping is limited on this blog. I'm about 90% exclusive to @luckhissoul with the exception of anything already plotted out from my previous blog (esp to xhideyourfires/inprometheanfire ) so extensive plotting will have to be done. although I'll make SOME exceptions for canon ships if that's asked for. I HAVE EXCLUSIVES. usually they're strict exclusive ok. meaning that they are NOT negotiable. I won't rp with any other versions of characters that are my exclusive list. on that note, I do rp with multiple versions of characters that aren't listed. I definitely rp with ocs. All of my threads get posted in the queue and I usually do them once a month since I have about 500 drafts across my blogs. I'll get to them eventually, don't pester me please. I rarely post starter calls and I don't reply to opens. memes are definitely a thing all I ask is that, if you continue it, please put it in another post. I'll always ask if I can continue a meme before I do. I enjoy plotting, not plotting, anything. lengths vary although I don't usually do novella length. All icons on this blog are made by me. Gifs are SOMETIMES made by me. all artwork, however, is NOT mine at all. all credit to the artists.

[moron-hassaikai-and-more]

Character ask: hojo!!

:0 UNDERRATED CRYSTAL BOI!!

Quick heads up: there’s brief overdose mention and suicide right at the end so be wary of that if you think that’ll be triggering to you.

What I like about him: How much he clearly cares for Tabe and Setsuno (blah blah the camaraderie warms my heart, blah blah trauma from having no friends in school blah blah), pretty Crystals, buff man make brain go brrr.

What I dislike about him: that one screenshot where you can see he’s got stubble under his mask. No. Fucking shave your face dude. You already shave your head. Also that he got no screen time outside of getting his ass kicked :’)

Favourite moment: explaining why he and the other 2/3s of the trash trio are so close and that they’re not worth anything without each other (EEEEEEEEEE-)

Least favourite moment:

Cries at that panel

Situations I want to see more: Give me day to day trash trio shenaniganary. I want them doing normal stuff: going grocery shopping, hanging out with the other bullets, pestering overhaul, just slice of life stuff. I’d also love his relationships with Toya and Tabe to be developed more. Like, yeah, they’re trash but with each other they’re trash with meaning (EEEEEEEE-*is knocked out) but I want to know the actual dynamics. Toya is supposed to be the leader, do they actual respect that? (See more on this in the head cannon bit)

Interesting AU: One where he’s in a bizarre interlinked family tree with like, 6 others from the series. This is one me and my bf made, I dubbed it the Sin AU because each person’s quirk is from one of the seven deadly sins: Midnight is Lust, Deidoro is Gluttony, Monoma is Envy, Hojo is Greed, Tiger is Sloth, and there were two more I can’t recall at the current time. It doesn’t really do much other than add another layer of depth to the character, but I think it’s cool none the less. (Also I wanna see how the family reunions would go lol)

Crossover: Give this man a cavern crasher, give this man a rock stomper, we’re going to Berk, Gadies and Lents. I wanna see the entire Hassaikai with dragons from how to train your dragon so bad!! (I actually have headcannons for everyone! If you want to know I’ll elaborate in the notes)

OTP: ok ok ok. It’s weird, I know, but you gotta hear me out on this one: Hojo and Pixie Bob. The reason I say this is linked back to the Sin AU (Ibara must have coded my iPad or something, it won’t let me type sin without autocorrecting to sun a million times) because I Headcannon Deidoro and Ragdoll to be friends/partners/no one can fucking tell, so because Ragdoll and pixie are best friends, and in that au Deidoro and hojo were brothers, plus Hojo and tiger were related, it just kinda fell into place. Plus Pixie is super desperate for a partner and I feel like Hojo gets zero bitches, he’s the human embodiment of the ‘No bitches?’ Meme. Anyways.

Other ships: Overhaul and Chrono (because under no circumstance will I ever split them up). Purely cos I saw a post saying that entire rant about the trash trio being useless without overhaul and them owing everything to him was said by Hojo, not Setsuno, and it sounding like he had a crush on him.

BROTP: the rest of the trash trio. Duh.

NOTP: anyone from the league except now that I think about it I can weirdly see him working with Magne? …hm. And any pro too.

Headcannon time!!!

1. While Setsuno is the ‘leader’ of the trash trio, and he’s good at it, don’t get me wrong, he can definitely strategise and knows what he’s doing, he’s terrible at just…existing day to day life, so Hojo typically has to help him. He’s his common sense, in a way. He’s to Setsuno what Tengai is to Rappa, just both are a lot happier with the arrangement.

2. He and Setsuno actually knew each other before they joined the hassiakai, not well but they attended the same school and had a few classes together.

3. He’s 22 years old and the oldest of the trash trio. He’s also the third tallest in the bullets at 6’1 (only Rappa and Katsukame are taller cos…yeah. Btw this is completely ignoring the canon evidence showing otherwise because Tabe is not allowed to be tall. He is baby and he is no taller than 5’3 and I will bite anyone who says otherwise. I’m only saying this because I want to be taller than at least one person in the hassiakai-)

4. Sad backstory time. He was orphaned: his dad cheated on his mum before Hojo was born and his mum died of a drug overdose when he was around four. He was then moved to live with his aunt who..wasn’t an amazing parent but was better than what he had previously. As he got older, about 16, he found out what actually happened with his parents, and attempted to find his dad. He eventually managed to get in contact with him- however his dad wanted nothing to do with him. This destroyed him and he attempted to end his life, however overhaul found him and took him in. A few months later, Setsuno joined, and then Tabe about half a year after that, and with that, the trash trio was fully formed.

Huh. Didn’t know I had that much to say about him. I really thought I’d have a few sentences for each question…anyways, hope you enjoyed!

[oakthcrn]

{ OAKTHCRN }

indie sel pri multi fandom multimuse of original characters. loved by jackie.  private / mutually exclusive. Baldur's Gate III , Grishaverse, Dragon Age, Tolkien, His Dark Materials, and more! 

With malice, beasts will show their fangs. They’re in for a surprise Bravely I will wield my weapon I made from fangs of those that died.

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1. Hi, My name is JACKIE and my pronouns are She / Her. I am 30+ and work full time. I work full time and so my presence on the dash may vary. Discord is available on request.

MINORS. DO NOT INTERACT. IF YOU ARE A MINOR, I WILL SOFT/BLOCK YOU. I WILL NOT INTERACT WITH ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 20.

2. My muses are original character, and will be headcanon based with media influences. She is multi fandom, multi verse. All my graphics and headcanons belong to me. Do not steal them.

3. I do write smut, however, I only write it with people I’ve interacted with for a while and my smut goes under Read More on tumblr or it will be on discord in private. Anything of a sexual nature will be tagged

“ cw nsfw “ or nsft or tw nsft

4. I am more than happy to have asks be turned into threads. All I ask is to move the ask to a text post. I will not rp directly from the ask. It’s just too clunky looking for me. Do not reblog/like threads you are not involved with. Personals, do not interact. If you do, you will be blocked on sight.

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Moving forward, if you reblog something from me that isn't our thread or something I have made for you specifically, I will block you. I've had enough being used as an edit / meme source. It really messes up my activity. I have it stated in my rules, and it is continuously being ignored.

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8. I will tag triggers and squeaks. If you have a specific one, please message me so I can appropriate tags. The only thing that I don’t like seeing is furry nsfw and images of excessive gore.

9. I don’t do drama. Don’t drag me into it. I don’t care about it. I will make my own choice of who I rp with. That being said, if you are racist/homophoic/misogynist -- other words if you’re a cunt, I will not tolerate you and block you. Be nice to each other, it’s not a hard concept. Do not bring drama to me. I will not engage.

10. I am not consistent with my activity so please do not pester me for replies. I don’t mind a gentle nudge every once in a while, because let’s face it, I get easily distracted or I forget. Ims and Discord are strictly for mutuals only.

11. There may be shipping on this blog. I only ship with chemistry .Eden is bisexual.

12. If I follow you, it means that I can see us potentially writing together. If after a week and you have not followed me, no worries. I will unfollow. I like to keep my dash clean for my own mental health. I will not follow you / block you if you use Amber Heard as a face claim. Also, this blog is anti JKR.

13. All I ask if you unfollow me is that you softblock me, so I am not following you. If you block me, please block me on all my blogs so I don’t accidentally interact with you.

[judgementkazukun]

#JUDGEMENTKAZUKUN --- independent kazuma kiryu aka the dragon of dojima aka judgement kazzy from the ryu ga gotoku game series. written by fel, 25+, she/her. 21+ only. multimuse, au, crossover, and oc friendly. beta editor only. / tatsuo shinada sideblog

THIS BLOG IS NOW ARCHIVED

biography / verses / memes tag / in character writing / rules under read-more.

first and foremost, i only intend to write with mutuals on this blog. if i don't follow back i do not see us interacting.

i will only follow those who are 21+, and i will not follow you if your age is not clearly stated somewhere on your blog.

i always read rules. i also like to read through either a biography and/or a verses page for muses i am unfamiliar with to get a feel for if i see our muses interacting.

rp is a hobby and not one of my top priorities. if i'm slow it's probably that i'm busy and not that i'm ignoring you. please do not pester me for ic replies, but if it's been a few weeks it's okay to ask politely if i have something drafted. for ooc messages on discord or through tumblr im, if its been more than two or three days since ive responded to feel free to send another message to remind me.

don't be a dick, don't cause drama, don't vaguepost, etc.

i probably won't participate in nor reblog callouts. however, if you happen to see that i'm interacting with someone genuinely harmful, please let me know privately.

don't force ship or assume ship. i will only ship chemistry.

there may end up being nsfw on this blog. it will be tagged.

rp etiquette is always expected to be followed (no godmodding, metagaming, etc.)

i prefer multi-para and novella-length threads. i will likely ignore one-liner starters or expand them to at least one paragraph. i am always willing to do shorter threads on discord, though, so feel free to ask.

i try to remember to tag triggers but i do have ADHD which makes me forgetful. i don't recommend following me if any of the following bother you: discussions of grief and trauma; written depictions of violence (including but not limited to gun violence) and organized crime; visual depictions of blood, violence (including but not limited to gun violence.)

in general, if you're chill, i'm chill. let's have fun together.

[jerek]

Anyway keeping notes for the android WoW creepypasta ass au i used to pester discord pals about

so Um. 🤪

a debug client gets stolen by a blizzard employee and npc AI gets a new feature plugged in: self-editing

the blizzard employee in question is testing this all out on the same external they use for testing at work. it also happens to be the most glitch-free

shenanigans! oopsie debug client is now live. players report seemingly random behaviors never before seen. it gets worse over the course of a few weeks, with some npcs pruning their ai until they're not even animated while some copy strings of code from other npcs or even steal and execute player macros.

the servers go down after an npc is found to be able to turn on players' webcams. the npc files still take up processing power in the task manager, and some have started using 'inspect' on browsers to interfere with website layout. one in particular likes to pretend he's cleverbot and spit out dialogue in the inspect window.

while uninstalling wow can usually take care of it early, there are inevitably npcs that copy themselves to random locations in the computer. nothing's official yet, but word's going around about another lawsuit.

blizzard rolls out a community post, and battle.net gets a new install for an NPC cleaner. girlie who made the self-editing npcs is SO fired!!!

NPC cleaner works alright... for those who choose to install it. some copy the files themselves and link them to each other, trying to see what the self-edits come up with next. at least one guy is using raspberry pi to make what he calls 'protogen sylvanas,' a copy of sylvanas inside a WIP art doll. he's beaten out by a redditor who put khadgar in a magic 8 ball.

websites like cleverbot pick up turns of phrase from people testing their NPCs against it. memes go around about how npcs have already infected the internet. "dni if you support npc evolution" is now a part of the basic dni. there's a whole carrd about it.

now who do you think is REALLY making art dolls. ALMOST life size anduin is made. he's up to date, just stands at 5'3" because of the cost of materials and like, trans rights and all.

plugged in with raspberry pi.... and immediately paranoid about other people being androids. took some cues from cleverbot himself. "Because you're a bot."

he has NO human rights! Girlie has a private tumblr where he's on a custom toddler harness. It's suspected and tbh, almost certain that his 'owner' is editing his code as much as he is.

but! he is still editing his own code! he's uniquely talented at picking up not just programming from any file he's allowed access to, but mimicking real life behaviors. pictures of him include not just going on walks but doing Things in the kitchen. ez-bake anduin actual tradwife yk.

the main reason it's suspected that anduin is being edited by his owner is bc he doesn't swear at all. not even in sneaky candid footage from people who live in the area.

at the same time, everyone is racing to make their own blorbo into an android. commission businesses set up shop. youtube vids about "I SPENT 10K ON A NPC ANDROID???"

anduin is allowed to read the pastebin pet pony nanomachines fic. no survivors.

anduin's paranoia confirmed when he runs into ANOTHER anduin. this one even more in-character (6'0") than he is.

most popular commissioned androids include all base hearthstone heroes, most major female characters, tumblr sexymen. Garrosh.

anduin keeps cooking. eventually, he's allowed at a small fan-organized version of blizzcon. he hands out red velvet cupcakes. dutch processed black frosting dragon faces. wranduin moment! the girlies love it

...

Nanomachines, champion!

[malika-carnelian]

🤦‍♀️🔥

Hot Takes OOC

🤦🏻‍♀️ How do you handle anon hate?

By simply ignoring them: it is another thing if anons are trying to give difficult moments in-game to my character after some bad (or stupid) decision Malika made... but it is definitely another to pester my own person, ooc, about futile stuff about your own frustration of how I portrait my character OR some likes and dislikes I do have for this fandom (like... favs ships, fav characters, etc). To not be mistaken with those anons who come to me for giving suggestions for a better environment over my characterization: I'm always open to advices, and surely we all know when an anon comes in with good purpose or just for spreading hate speech.

It's difficult sometimes to ignore the anon haters, but after a while you get used to it, specially into fast-deleting those kind of asks 😂.

👙 What is your take on sexy characters?

My take on sexy characters? Definitely not pure. Lately I stumbled into Dragon Age inquisition and Damn Me someone save me please, I'm becoming unstoppable into drawing nsfw stuff and writing hot drubbles as well NDKKDSKKD

In overall? I become a huge simp if the so-called sexy characters does match my own tastes 👀🤙

Adding the REAL ICON MEME— (sorry for my dumbness😂😂😂)

🔥 What is your hottest take on your fandom?

Well... dunno if I'm correctly answering this meme right now, my hot take is that Megatron is hot af in both MTMTE/TFP/TFE and I would gladly be stepped on by him— *DON'T JUDGE ME PLS*

[roleplay-finder-search]

🗡️Lucanis Dellamorte enthusiasts... I yearn for you🗡️

yeah, we're all there right now, am I right? Dragon Age bender, falling for a certain crow, etc. hence I, too, have come searching for someone to write Lucanis against... well, SOMEONE. here's the gist;

I have a few Rooks, OCs and a collection muses I'd love to write against your Lucanis, depending on your preference, characterization and feedback. honestly, I'm looking for like, a 70-30 divide on mostly focusing on Lucanis' story, character, personality and inner workings over whomever I end up writing. I want that man cherished, licked, topped and loved!!! I do have a Rook I'd love to pair up with him (M, elf, Shadow Dragon; details expanded upon if you're into it) but I'm very open to brainstorming with you. heck, there's a variety of canon characters or cross-fandom characters I'd consider writing against him even, if that's your preference.

I'm close to 33, so I’d love for you to be 25+. I write in third person, past tense, I’m super descriptive and write anywhere from minimum two paragraphs to, idk… dozens??? I’m pretty much guaranteed to hit the discord limit most of the time, though I do obviously put effort into matching my partner’s style and length. I can be nitpicky about correct characterization and grammar so if you’re not looking for deep analysis and character studies on, y’know, characters, I’m not the best fit for you. I’m always quality over quantity. I appreciate good communication even when we’re not writing and hope there’s mutual understanding in that neither one of us can be or should be available 24/7. having said that, I’m more than happy to befriend my partners! I love sharing memes, art, music, whatever you have OOC. super open to multiple threads, multiple ships and plots and AUs with a single partner! depending on how life's going, my reply speed can be anything from several times a day to a few a week. if you do not pester me, I will always get back to you eventually!

does this sound like your cup of tea at all? great! please like this post and I’ll come fetch you. we’ll talk, we’ll hopefully make some dudes kiss, we’ll chat about whether it’s a good fit.

look forward to hearing from you! ★

🍇

[findroleplay]

🗡️Lucanis Dellamorte enthusiasts... I yearn for you🗡️

yeah, we're all there right now, am I right? Dragon Age bender, falling for a certain crow, etc. hence I, too, have come searching for someone to write Lucanis against... well, SOMEONE. here's the gist;

I have a few Rooks, OCs and a collection muses I'd love to write against your Lucanis, depending on your preference, characterization and feedback. honestly, I'm looking for like, a 70-30 divide on mostly focusing on Lucanis' story, character, personality and inner workings over whomever I end up writing. I want that man cherished, licked, topped and loved!!! I do have a Rook I'd love to pair up with him (M, elf, Shadow Dragon; details expanded upon if you're into it) but I'm very open to brainstorming with you. heck, there's a variety of canon characters or cross-fandom characters I'd consider writing against him even, if that's your preference.

I'm close to 33, so I’d love for you to be 25+. I write in third person, past tense, I’m super descriptive and write anywhere from minimum two paragraphs to, idk… dozens??? I’m pretty much guaranteed to hit the discord limit most of the time, though I do obviously put effort into matching my partner’s style and length. I can be nitpicky about correct characterization and grammar so if you’re not looking for deep analysis and character studies on, y’know, characters, I’m not the best fit for you. I’m always quality over quantity. I appreciate good communication even when we’re not writing and hope there’s mutual understanding in that neither one of us can be or should be available 24/7. having said that, I’m more than happy to befriend my partners! I love sharing memes, art, music, whatever you have OOC. super open to multiple threads, multiple ships and plots and AUs with a single partner! depending on how life's going, my reply speed can be anything from several times a day to a few a week. if you do not pester me, I will always get back to you eventually!

does this sound like your cup of tea at all? great! please like this post and I’ll come fetch you. we’ll talk, we’ll hopefully make some dudes kiss, we’ll chat about whether it’s a good fit.

look forward to hearing from you! ★

-

[novella-writers]

🗡️Lucanis Dellamorte enthusiasts... I yearn for you🗡️

yeah, we're all there right now, am I right? Dragon Age bender, falling for a certain crow, etc. hence I, too, have come searching for someone to write Lucanis against... well, SOMEONE. here's the gist;

I have a few Rooks, OCs and a collection muses I'd love to write against your Lucanis, depending on your preference, characterization and feedback. honestly, I'm looking for like, a 70-30 divide on mostly focusing on Lucanis' story, character, personality and inner workings over whomever I end up writing. I want that man cherished, licked, topped and loved!!! I do have a Rook I'd love to pair up with him (M, elf, Shadow Dragon; details expanded upon if you're into it) but I'm very open to brainstorming with you. heck, there's a variety of canon characters or cross-fandom characters I'd consider writing against him even, if that's your preference.

I'm close to 33, so I’d love for you to be 25+. I write in third person, past tense, I’m super descriptive and write anywhere from minimum two paragraphs to, idk… dozens??? I’m pretty much guaranteed to hit the discord limit most of the time, though I do obviously put effort into matching my partner’s style and length. I can be nitpicky about correct characterization and grammar so if you’re not looking for deep analysis and character studies on, y’know, characters, I’m not the best fit for you. I’m always quality over quantity. I appreciate good communication even when we’re not writing and hope there’s mutual understanding in that neither one of us can be or should be available 24/7. having said that, I’m more than happy to befriend my partners! I love sharing memes, art, music, whatever you have OOC. super open to multiple threads, multiple ships and plots and AUs with a single partner! depending on how life's going, my reply speed can be anything from several times a day to a few a week. if you do not pester me, I will always get back to you eventually!

does this sound like your cup of tea at all? great! please like this post and I’ll come fetch you. we’ll talk, we’ll hopefully make some dudes kiss, we’ll chat about whether it’s a good fit.

look forward to hearing from you! ★

Like if interested!