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[orange-orchard-system]

A small PSA to all those new to dealing with the porn bots that Tumblr now has a fresh wave of – I understand that when you go to report them, you want to report them as "[containing] sexually explicit material", but don't do that. Report them as spam instead.

These are spam bots flooding tags and the website in general with spam links. They often do not have anything sexually explicit on their blog (although they often have implicit material). Plus, these two reports get very different results. Reporting explicit material gets the bot slapped behind an 18+ wall, so minors can't check if they're a bot or not. Reporting spam gets the bot taken down.

Remember, folks: when dealing with a bot, report spam, not smut!

[spiritoast]

good evening paul nation

[spiltsoup]

Everyone knows that LITERAL MONSTER is for BOYS and APEX PREDATOR is for GIRLS

[karolzupa]

yeah, labia ghoul did make me laugh till I was nauseous, but bizly going in the background "it's uvula, man, this is not the first time you done this" to grizzly while still laughing almost made me threw up

[malistaires]

every marlybonian npc in celestia: yeah the native inhabitants here all hate us for some reason. they keep destroying our camps and telling us to "fuck off colonizers"? dont know what thats about. righty'o then can you go beat them into submission for us pretty please with beans and toast on top?

[mothra-leo]

He is so silly and goofy to me and he brings me so much joy and whimsy it makes me wanna kiss his stupit ass plastic head thank u Alucard Hellsing for my life

[bajeenas]

no one can judge me for what i post today because its my birthday. here is my dissertation on why all efforts into making hathaway 2 should be immediately halted and diverted to creating a 100 episode adaptation of katsuyuki sumizawa's 2011-2015 serial novel, new mobile report gundam wing: frozen teardrop. chapter 1: humble beginnings.

[thesoupbird]

i just planned a 6 page comic wish me luck

[orange-orchard-system]

Since Plural Pride Day and Moon Landing Day fall on the same date, I have decided that the Moon is plural. Yep, that's right. The Moon is a median system and each of her phases is a different headmate. Aren't we all so lucky to have a celebrity so open and proud to be herself and show off all her headmates' individual styles? We should appreciate her more

[spiritoast]

do we fw the pumpkin of chaos

[spiltsoup]

Chuck E. Cheese’s character rebranding in the 90s is so fucking funny to me because it’s LITERALLY just

[karolzupa]

Obronaaaa time

[malistaires]

WHERE is that post that's a drawing of someone's pet and there's an arrow pointing to its stomach that says smth like "full of celestial boots of totality." i need her.

[druid-soup]

getting into druidry and generally trying to form a stronger connection to the earth has caused the craziest shift in my feelings towards spring.

normally i dread this time of year, since winter is practically the only time of year i'm not constantly sweating, can wear layers, etc. but making an effort to be aware of the changing seasons, the longer days, the blooming flowers and blossoming trees has given me such a newfound appreciation for spring. the other feelings still exist, of course, but it just feels like i'm finally able to view the season with a sort of balance i've been missing, i don't know. but i find myself walking to class now, taking note of the new life popping up, and appreciating it. it's been nice.

[chaotixdetectiveagency]

silver shadow’s younger brother confirmed??? not clickbait???? on god??????

[bajeenas]

the day that i start tagging posts as frozen teardrop characters its so over