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[yanmuffins]

Another idea if vampire!Reader managed to smuggle blood into the Manor while the batfam still don’t know they are a vampire.

Jason, eyeing Reader’s flask they are currently sipping from: “If you’re gonna drink in front of me, the least you could do is share. Now gimme”

Vampire!Reader: “wait-“

Jason: *takes the flask before reader can protest.*

Jason, taking a big swig before coughing up blood: “F*CK, READER! IS THIS BLOOD?”

Duke, walking in the room to see Jason coughing up blood while yelling at Reader: “what in the actual f*ck”

Vampire!Reader, speed walking out of the room past Duke: “Oh no, looks like Jason has started killing again and needs to be disowned!”

Jason: *gagging and spitting out as much of the blood as he can onto Bruce’s white couch cause you have to make the best of a bad situation*

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gives your brain a little kith cause you deserve it.

anon, i love this!! encapsulates the little brother energy jason has even though he’s older than vampire! reader.

and since she doesn’t know how to use forgetful mind, she’s gonna have to go the embarrassing route and beg jason to not tell anyone about the blood in the flask when he inevitably comes to demand an explanation.

jason: are you seriously asking me to forget about you drinking BLOOD out of a fucking flask on a random thursday afternoon???

reader: it’s more discreet than drinking out of a blood bag.

jason: what

reader: what

jason: were you drinking human— shit, did i drink human blood?

reader:

jason: i’m telling bruce

[palajae]

why he looking at himself like that.?

[silvery-orchid]

Neuvillette comes off as so charming and subtly manipulative, i think it’s a guarantee that he would win over any in-laws easily.

Imagine Neuvillette slowly developing an obsession with you, but instead of framing you or approaching you directly, he has a few ‘run ins’ with your parents. Helping them with issues that suddenly weren’t there in the past, financial problems, a waning reputation made worse by certain rumors. He really does present himself as the perfect son-in-law. He makes your entire family reliant on him so when the time comes you’ll have no choice but to accept him with the eager approval of everybody around you and the financial pressure building up.

OMG OMG OMGG THIS IS SO TRUE LISTEN.

Imagine you first meet this man in like a vegetable or fruits market (doesn't matter if it is modern au or not) and YOU HATE HIS ASS cus you have been looking at those oranges and apples for hours now and want the best ones and when you come neuvillette is there at the same time AND HE JUST CONVENIENTLY WANTS THOSE.

Que you arguing with him without knowing who he even is and since you had a bad day at work you make it everyone's problem. Then he starts trying to seek you out and ??? Your boss has been put in jail over tax evasion?? Odd but good for you. Wait your division is being relocated? WHY IS THE FRUIT THIEF YOUR NEW BOSS??

Neuvillette tries to get on your good side but it often fails so he changes his tactic to inserting himself in your circles without you knowing. Your parents happen to adore the man they met at the opera last time and wow ..well, well, well, wont you look at him IN YOUR DOORWAY WITH ORANGES AS ONE OF THE THINGS HE BROUGHT TO DINNER. If he touches your elbow with his one more time you will stab his hand or so Lord help you.

Except he will eventually make your entire family rely on him and ask that you become his spouse as a trade off. It seems fair you see. And then when you live in his villa he brings you those oranges all the time that you begin to hate them and try to hit him with their peels when he isnt looking to sustain your sanity.

[lqfiles]

GURLL HELP ME OUT! I forgot the name of that one haechan smau where he accidently hits y/n with a basketball. Plspls lmk if you rmb it!!

Also can you suggest some good smaus'?

you’re talking about balling into love by my lovely @naids4luv i’m sure (i miss you.. plz come back..) and omg i was giving someone reccs a few days ago in dms let me make it public (haven’t read in a while tho) :

suhnshinehaos — crush culture (renjun)

(probably the first smau i read on here lol)

yojeongin — don’t blame the lovecats (jaemin)

(HIGHLY recommend this, litch top 5 smaus i’ve ever read)

yojeongin — evol (renjun)

ningningsdream — the villain in your story (jaemin)

(love the drama in this, currently rereading)

najaemism — heart can’t lose (haechan)

daegalfangirl — love maze (renjun)

jayflrt — a stoner’s guide to starbucks (heeseung)

(not even an engene anymore nor am i a heeseung stan but this was like one of the best things ever.. we don’t support sb tho 🤦🏽‍♀️)

jiamour — russian roulette (renjun)

(also pushin n pullin is good but they discontinued </3 (the smau the pushed me to fr write smaus icl))

jammingjaem — dream store (haechan)

[rintoorou]

Yeah! 😆

Uhuhuhuhu 😞😞😞

LEMME SAVE THESE WHAT THE HECK !!!! the first gif oh my 😭😭 my cutie patootie suna rintarou I WANNA GIVE HIM A KITH

[hungrydogs-if]

I don't know if anyone has asked this yet but if you do reaction asks please do indulge me.

Omg i stole this ask from somewhere, but it was going around months ago, and I'd totally forgot how much i loved it, so here it is againn Circulation!! *Jazz hands* Sorry.. lmao. So MC gets a bit too tipsy, and the ROs want to take them home ( the whole relationship already established), but MC is like, hands off, I'm already taken... because drunkity drunk and can not compute.... how does this go? 🤣😭

ooo yes, i know exactly how this would go.

dane would be just as tipsy and clap back with that "me too, the fuck?" and go on a spiel about his love for vp without realizing that it's them right there. i can just see how they walk the same way to the general home direction and eventually realize that they're drunk idiots. spiderman meme, iykyk lmao. might both pass out in a ditch who knows!

mona would honestly be so exasperated, but play along with it like "yeah yeah hotshot, bet my boo is hotter though" and just call an uber while trying to keep the vp from wandering off like a toddler. secretly she'd be flattered, not that she would every say it out loud but maybe be a bit nicer to vp in the morning instead.

sam would try so hard to not laugh at that because they've never been that drunk, but have definitely used that same line to get out of situations. they'd be so nice about it though and make sure vp looked at them, holding their face to keep them focused until the recognition lit up their eyes. very cute.

angel is a stick in the mud so basically; "yeah and taken into custody soon for public intoxication, could you sit down and wait for the uber?" okay so maybe they'd be a bit irritated because public intoxication is risky and they don't need any more paperwork to deal with even if it's their time off. would eventually ditch the uber and just lug vp home by themselves to avoid trouble. protests are not heeded.

thirteen would tilt their head in confusion and gesture at themselves like ?? that me tho? probably a good wave of the hand in front of vp's face to make sure they didn't go blind. a few slappas on the cheeks to reboot. you best believe they'd be visor to nose with a shake of vp's shoulders to shake the drunk away lol. way to go, now they're confused for the rest of the night while trying to drag vp to a safehouse.

[superhero-an-official]

Shiraishi…? Are… are you ok…? Your profile is scaring me!!!

-@wandahoi-hero-909

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[sky-kiss]

To piggyback off of Raphael purring. The dude meowed for funsies. There's the whole cat and mouse rhyme he brings up. He's so cat coded af. He purrs.

Come to me, my children. Come to me and push my cat coded Raphael agenda.

[p-strahm]

ok we can talk about different things :DDD ill actually introduce myself cuz i think jase knows its me by now so hi im saturn :3

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Well, nice to properly meet you Saturn. Nice name.

[thestruggleitself]

do you have a wedding dress yet!!!

possibly 🤷

[iworshipsappho]

Wanna talk about queer platonic bench with me:3

YEYESYESSSS LET MY BOY BE LOVEDDDD holy shit yeah. just the post death post revival c!tommy and trying to fit in and seeing c!beeduo have this dynamic and he doesnt know where to fit in. but also, they love him but he doesnt know how much ranboo grieved, he doesnt kow how much they fucking love him so he think they're just tolerating him until he has to go away again. but like. they want him. forever. aaaaaaa

[yanmuffins]

asks 2.

context.

here are some more asks i'm replying to in a bulk about phineas and ferb reader!!

my favorite part in dc. vs vampires is when reader comes together with damian and damian to build a silly machine that un-vampifies people in like half a day so they can defeat the vampire king. it is canon.

@amethystjellyfish

perry really is reader's number #1 stan. they're his family, reader's had him since he was a small platypus baby!

he does his best to keep reader safe, which is why he doesn't like the batfam much. he keeps it professional on the rare occasions they go on missions together, but that's it. he hates how dismissive of reader they are in the beginning, and he hates them later on when they star showering them with attention because they found out about their inventions.

not tired, anon! i love seeing people enjoy my concepts and interact with them!! ദ്ദി(�� •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

and i'm sure this has happened. more than once, actually. the power of coincidence is strong with reader. the life-saving laser beam comes from a situation involving reader's latest machine they built and tested with the help of jon.

unfortunately, one of his lasers richochets on the machine during testing, not only causing it to save batfamily's life, caught in a dangerous situation in a completely different location, but also destroys the machine so there's nothing to link it to reader.

ah, well. they'll just have to keep looking.

reader, seeing them run past her: oh! there's perry :)

i love how we have established tim is terrified of this platypus. nevermind the other pets in the manor, it's the platypus with its googly eyes that drives him insane. they don't get it, he got up to drink water at 3 a.m. and the thing was just there, looking at him. menacingly.

jason would though. meanwhile, perry is wishing he could just go back to metropolis. he didn't have to deal with reader's siblings in metropolis. he doesn't get enough hazard pay for this.

hm... good question!

i like to think that, much like with phineas and ferb, luck is on reader's side most of the time, so i don't see reader getting injured by their own inventions.

but, let's suppose they do: it's a nice sunday afternoon, the batfam has decided to gather around the living room and hang out, watch a movie, lots of popcorn and soda. they don't have to think about criminals or fighting, tim and damian are bickering, jason is around, peace reigns the manor.

until they hear an explosion. they run to the garage only to find reader on the floor, unconscious, bleeding, and an assortment of destroyed metal components to a machine they can't decipher. damian doesn't even feel good about reader finally being busted.

later, when reader is back home, awake and out of risk but with a bandage around their head and their leg in a cast, they're in for the biggest (and probably first) scolding of their entire lives. reader tries to play it off. it wasn't that big of a deal, they're fine, aren't they? and they're genuinely optimistic about it. but the entire family is talking over each other at first, until bruce signals for everyone to shut up and leave the room. he has a very serious talk with reader, and makes it very clear they're not to come near a toolbox ever again.

but he understands. it's partly his fault for not being attentive. he won't make that mistake again.

ofc reader is really upset. dick comes next, then stephanie, then cass, then duke, then barbara and they all try to convince reader in a much more amiable tone that hey, it's fine. who needs to do all that whacky stuff to have fun? just hang out with us. they can get another hobby, and this time they can make it a family thing! how's that sound? not fun? don't be like that... they're sure reader will come around.

tim is pretty much the only one who congratulates them for being awesome pulling all those stunts, one per day, it's impressive. but now it's time to step back a bit. who knows? try being careful and bruce will let you work with a welding tool again. one day. maybe.

damian and jason's reactions are more similar to bruce's. in other circumstances, damian is on reader's side and helps them sneak around to continue their shenanigans, but in the case of reader getting hurt he just wants them to not do that. any of that. ever again. and jason has to hold himself back not to snap and ask them what the hell were they thinking?! they could have died! he ends up just telling them to quit it. they're just a kid who shouldn't be messing around with that sort of stuff.

anon, i wouldn't go as far as say he'd use venom against them, but he's bit batfam before. as stated, he does not dig their vibe at all!

anon, that's a great idea! though i think p&f! reader is much too motivated by the creative process and experience that their inventions bring more than just willing them to come to life.

they have the power to create whatever they want, but what's the fun of it? what about hte process? the building? the friends they make along the way? the memories? i think reader would find the ring awesome at first, but the novelty would wear of in less than a week.

anon...

because i dig the idea of reader being friends with dipper and mabel. reader talks about their crazy inventions, and loves hearing about all the cryptids they came across during vacation.

reader invites the twins to the manor, they share their most recent summer memories. reader talks about that one time they built and drove a massive monster truck with their brother damian, but jason only comes into the room in time to hear about dipper and mable talk about the weirdmaggedon. he has several question marks around his head. aren't those kids a a little too old to be making shit up? or maybe... no, there's no way. or is there? no... he would have heard about this... but weirder things have happened. but what if...

@randomlyappearingartist

you are so right. to be honest, i don't even think the batfam would even know of his existence, since he's pretty much a very minor villain acting in metropolis. after perry joins the league, or in the rare occasion of dr. doof teaming up with another minor gotham villian like condiment man, is when they get to know he exists.

and since perry seems to have him under control, they don't even acknowledge the guy.

i love love love this sm!

they assume it's just flash mobs. it's got to be. flash mobs with really weird themes, like an entire musical number dedicated to the squirrels in damian's pants. that was strange. bruce patrolling in the middle of the night and this new crime lord just burst into a song with a band and hired back dancers, because it's apparently a new trend a minor villain in metropolis started.

and what about that one time dick took damian (and reader) to the library and some guy just started singing about how he doesn't have rhythm? and damian just started playing a trumpet? and reader started singing? i mean, it was a bop and he started dancing, but it was weird anyway.

but now i'm thinking of damian and reader singing the "summer" song together (he sings the "it's noticeably warmer" and that's it) though! wholesome.

@lazyandannoyng

not annoying at all! you're good ⸜(˙꒳​˙ )

i have this little idea in my head that reader doesn't take the wayne name when find out bruce is their dad and move to gotham, and bruce is pretty secretive about this new kid of his for purely privacy and safety reasons. so when reader does their networking, it's often not obvious they're a wayne. not sure if this will make it into the fic, but it really resonates with this concept!

it's also funny to think that a lot of people don't even know reader and the waynes are related. even if they do know reader is related to the batfam, nobody really talks about them by name (just "your sibling"), and all of those little details like never asking about where the gloves came from (because why would he) or the misunderstandings where one party means one thing and the other assumes it's another (dick has many siblings! too many!) just end up helping reader not get caught. and i just think that's neat.

[xbalayage]

Can you pretty please do a fluffy Silvio fic where he's had a rough day and uses you to ground himself, cuddles and kisses and snuggles and super fluffy love sweetness, soft words, Silvio just being his unguarded sweet boy self in the privacy of his room and your embrace

Comfortable

Silvio/Reader Fluff WC: 639

In the comfort of your shared room was the only time he was willing to completely let himself unravel at the seams; the place where he felt the most at peace. With the hustle and bustle of every day life as a royal falling heavy on his shoulders, nothing felt better than the embrace of your warmth and the rhythm of your loving heart in his ear as he laid his head on your chest. His eyes shut after heaving a heavy sigh, using your heart to try and relax his mind. Your fingers were like lapping waves against the shores of his hair, gently soothing and combing through while your other hand laid busy with a book you'd been reading. Every damn day with you, he couldn't believe it more and more. That he could ever be this deserving of you and your pure heart. He'd take it all: the good, the bad and the ugly, as long as it was always you. Those eyes, that smile; he'd do anything for that smile, to preserve it. Name the price and it was yours - but you never wanted a thing. All you ever wanted was the easy going, mundane things that didn't cost a dime. Sure, sometimes it confused him but then he had to remind himself that your whole life, you were raised a commoner with no influence of impurity. The simple, down-to-earth and from the heart things were much more valuable to you than any jewel ever could be. And he was jealous of that; curious, of what life could've been had he just not have been raised in royalty at all. Would he have found the meaning to happiness by those means? Probably not -- if things had strayed from the course your love had sailed on, some other mutt would've gotten their dirty paws...-- "You're grumbling," your angelic voice pulled him from his thoughts, eyes shifting from the pages to observe him with smiling eyes that matched your lips, "what's bothering you?" Fingers gave pause to sweep the bangs from his eyes. Ahh shit.. don't look at him with those sweet, innocent eyes. He's a sucker for them. "Nothin' important," he said, wrapping his outstretched arms around your waist, rubbing his face into your chest like a dog cuddling up to his owner, awaiting for more pets. The sight was adorable and one only you could ever bare witness to; the once tyrant of a man completely demolished his walls to be loved like your loyal dog. You didn't lay any judgement, he was just comfortable with you. And you found it endearing. "Better get some pillows to lay comfortably on, 'cause I'm not movin' from this spot tonight." You couldn't help but laugh. He demanded the cutest things of you, how could you not accommodate him? Silvio didn't say it, but you could tell he had a bad day. If he just wanted to snuggle up to you till he felt like talking or felt better in general, then you'd happily be his life preserver and help keep him afloat. Brushing past some of his hair, your soft lips placed on the top of his head, continuing to lull him to sleep. Adjusting slightly, you reached over and grabbed his pillows to give yourself some cushion, without trying to move him too much. To your surprise, he went to sleep fairly quickly. He must've really felt drained. But it was nice to see such a vulnerable side to him. You'd gladly spend the rest of the time like this if it gives him some peace of mind and happiness. Before you decided to close your own eyes, you leaned down and whispered into his ear, continuing to pet his hair in slow motions until sleep took a hold of you as well. "I love you."

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[silvery-orchid]

ahhh 😭 sorry about ranting too much about our Fontaine boy but,, imagine Furina noticing and teasing him about his obsession with his wife?? YOU KNOW she’d causally bring this up during high profile trials and in front of the audience. Just to cause rumors to swirl and bring more interest to the trial.

There is no need to apologize!! I feel like Furina would definitely make certain remarks but she would make them into hints to make the courtroom even more interesting and to upkeep the mystery and theatrics of it all. But she manages to get under his skin anyway.

The thing is, lovestruck Neuvillette would I feel be so,,,,he would still have a blank stare and the blank face but why did he spend all his time at this big banquet only looking at his darling sitting at a different table and eating? Certainly lacking etiquette at that. Wipe that pastry off your face! He'd use his thumb if only you weren't so far.

He just blank stared for 45 minutes across the room like do you know how disturbing that is for others to see? Charlotte hated it since she couldn't get good shots of him for the entire time

[lqfiles]

bae have u seen the shit ab taeil…

my first thought after finding out news about nct is to just come to u it’s kinda funny😭

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it was the first thing i saw when i opened twitter yesterday morning and the way my stomach dropped.. i don’t even have anything to say other than that i’m utterly disgusted by someone like him and the fact that the victim had to endure this while he got to live his life without any consequences is truly sickening.

i want to put this out there, i advice everyone to be CAREFUL with the information you consume. right now, there are a lot of unconfirmed rumours going around by people who heard it from someone who heard it from someone who made the theory themselves. ESPECIALLY on twitter, a lot of people are using this issue to gain quick hit tweets, i’ve seen a LOT of misinformation as well as people straight up making up fake stuff and screenshots being spread in the last 24 hours. this all takes the attention away from the ACTUAL words provided by both the victim and police themselves so i encourage you to not believe everything unless it came from official sources and only spread the words of the victim. all you have to know is that taeil is being charged for sex crimes, that alone should be enough to dislike him.

lastly i wish nothing but bad on him and want it to be known that i do NOT support nor want his supporters to follow me anymore. i’ll never stand for someone who is a SAer and neither should you. ruined my whole day yesterday but that’s nothing compared to how long he has ruined the victim’s life for. may she get her justice.