#:/ anon

[paper-mario-wiki]

You are not beating the Rose Lalonde allegations with this long written and verbose posting.

allege anything you like, the true content of my character (which everyone on earth loves by the way) is unflappable, and nauseatingly consistent.

[sibylsleaves]

i genuinely think that if eddie could marry buck without needing to tell buck he would’ve done it years ago

100%

[sluttywonwoo]

Cheol with reader in his shirt riding him and him constantly raising the shirt up with his palm on readers tummy... i am not okay

“you were aching for it, weren’t you?”

all you can do is nod as seungcheol’s fingers creep beneath the hem of his t-shirt you’re wearing.

“is that why you put this on?” he asks, laying his palm flat against your tummy to keep you from going any faster. it’s gentle, not enough to really stop you, but you know better. “wanted me to come home and find you in my shirt so i’d fuck you the moment i laid my eyes on you? you just knew i wouldn’t be able to help myself?”

“i was h-hoping that’d be the outcome,” you stutter as you continue to grind your hips into his.

seungcheol scoffs, still smirking. “you know exactly how to get what you want.”

“don’t act like you don’t want it too.”

“i never said i didn’t,” cheol murmurs. “i’m just realizing i’m not as… in control of our dynamic as i thought.”

you grin down at him and place your own hands on each of his shoulders to steady yourself. “took you long enough.”

[cottoncandylesbo]

how to cut onion

[devotion-disorder]

Honestly Kuuya is like the best victim for psychological torture, id stare into his eyes with a blank stare and watch him squirm in a "i know every sin you commit" kinda way.

Each time I go near his desk id whisper weird shit or smth like "i know what you did" in an ominous voice just to set him on edge, hehe X3

I need him to beg for forgiveness and repent even if i dont have the smallest idea of what he is doing it for

psychological torture except its just trapping kuuya in a room full of badly edited pictures of his love interest with some other random person. then watch him spiral

[frownyalfred]

Gotham Romcom where a Gothamite happens to pull a confused tourist to cover during an altercation. They fall in love as the frustratingly long battle rages in the background

Oh my god. Grizzled Gothamite pulls frozen-in-terror tourist lady into a sewer to hide. She screams at him but then realizes he saved her life. He helps her navigate the sewer system to get back to her hotel safely as Gotham burns above them. He’s a (retired firefighter/EMT/disillusioned dock worker) and she’s a Metropolis corporate baddie who was fully prepared to stab the Joker with her heel despite being terrified. She falls for him when she realizes he does care under the tough Gothamite exterior. He falls for her when he realizes she is tough, she just screams and freezes up sometimes when she’s scared. They trudge through shit together and trade stories until they get to her hotel and ride the Joker gas quarantine out together in her room. With takeout.

…..why do I want to write this?

[princessbrunette]

want to force rafe to play dress to impress with me and he doesn’t want to but then he gets mad as hell when someone who wasn’t on theme wins

“fucking…early 2000s and you’re dressed like… like that.”

“rafe they’re probably like ten.”

“‘sactly so why are they even playing? wasn’t even fuckin’ alive… how do i type on this thing? i need to tell them to sit the ones they don’t know out.”

[adayumantium]

You know I gotta go with 25 from that blossoming romance. It's practically written for Logan.

of course, you loved wearing his hoodies around the mansion or nothing but his shirts to bed. especially when you were upset, crawling into your shared bed, using his pillow, it was such a warm and soothing feeling. 

Logan would find you sound asleep with tear-stained cheeks wrapped up in your comforter, and he’d make you dinner while you rested

For weeks, it would take him longer to get out of bed, the smell of you lingering on his pillow and his clothes. He’d wear it to work the next morning, his heightened smell picking up your sweet notes even with all of the other smells the world tried to overpower it with. It was a glorious cycle of being enamored with each other. 

“Baby, ya seen my sweatshirt?” and you’d come around the corner in it, sleeves over your hands. “I dunno why I bother askin’,” he’d roll his eyes with a big smile, kissing your forehead and smacking your ass as you walk by

This man’s HUGS. A gift from a higher power. Those big arms would hold you flush against his chest, playing with your hair and rubbing your back. You’ve never felt more secure, more loved, more comforted than in Logan’s arms, a firm but gentle enveloping of your body as you bury yourself into his huge chest. 

[barrenclan]

I wonder what went through Dustfeather's mind during her final moments after Rainhaze ripped her throat out.

What do you think?

[ink-ghoul]

I give so many props to you for basically making hermitcraft s10 as special as it is with all your models and stuff

I love making silly things so much

[fckmebarnes]

Bucky & “I’m hearing begging, but I’m not seeing begging.”

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

good lord 😵‍💫

the way his fingers would be curling so deep inside of you while having you bound by handcuffs above your head. the feral look in his eyes as he has you under him

“come on, baby.” you let out a muffled whine as he smiles softly, rubbing his thumb against your clit gently

“i know you can use those pretty little eyes better. neg for daddy’s cock. c’mon…” he was coaxing you, biting his lip as his tongue darts out for a second before his thumbs applied more pressure

you let out a soft squeak, leaning your head back on the pillow. you moved your hips against his fingers, a pleading look in your eyes as you clenched around him

“please…daddy i need your cock…please..” he grins, grunting gently as he slips his fingers easily out of your cunt and teasing them over your lips, pushing past and onto your tongue

“good girl baby.”

[paper-mario-wiki]

smh people say they want a "yapper" and a pretty girl to infodump to them til the pretty girl starts talking

very, very often i delete large chunks of text before i submit my posts. you mother fuckers ought to be grateful that i care about dashboard etiquette, otherwise the deluge of near meaningless rhetorical meandering would NEVER see its end.

[malavera]

Showing off the cutest yet sexiest nighttime outfit and lingerie set for Hugh and you tease him bc he's an old man and all but he still got it

let me do this one real quick... SMUT! MDNI. 18+ if you're underage pls scroll away.

"what ya got there, pretty girl?" the older man scanned your look from head to toe, a little smirk broke out on his face. his mouth fighting the urge to coat his bottom lip with his wet tongue, he couldn't wait to ravish you. meanwhile, you kept walking towards the large window overlooking the night sky and the bright city lights of New York. you couldn't help but also break out a smirk as you're satisfied consuming his reaction. the dark red two-piece-laced-fabric of a lingerie has got the big hollywood movie star, wrapped around your tiny finger. you strike out a pose, a hand on your left, and then your right hip, flexing the curves of your perfectly-sculptured-by-god body. the playfully bold confidence then fade away as you broke out a giggle before galloping towards him and gently jump onto his lap. "you like, baby?" you coo'ed, as Hugh clicked his tongue shaking his head in disbelief you just asked that question. "are you kidding? i love it." his calloused hands made a contact with your soft skin of your back, giving it a gentle caress. "do you think you can take this off of me...?" hugh seemed to be taken aback by your question, he assumed that you were mocking his ability for doing it with someone who is much more younger than him. he thinks you're mocking him because he's old enough to be your uncle, or even your dad. watching his taken aback reaction, you broke out another giggle. "are you seriously questioning, my ability if i could still fuck this pussy of yours without limping afterwards?" -- "well if you want to put it that way." you shrugged. and boy did you wished you didn't make fun of his age... five minutes later he has you moaning and whining out his name as he's bottoming inside you deep, swirling and thrusting his hips drilling his heavy cock inside your warm cunt. the room's filled with the squelching sound of his cock being milked by your velvety walls. hugh has his hand wrapped around your neck, his eyes bore deep into yours, watching you moan and cry pathetically for his cock as hugh chuckles sarcastically, "who's laughing now, pretty girl? look at you, all dumb and fucked out with my cock. you think i'm too old to make you cum? you think i'm too old to fuck you? no baby, look-- look who's fucking you so good? me. only with my cock you could get this crazy, fuck."

[natti-ice]

https://x.com/sexualspaces/status/1838663236989706519?s=46&t=b_PgiIJbEH3rwl1p9WMOZA

this is so old man logan🗣️🗣️

18+ mdni

P link!

oh my god!! you can’t stop thinking about him all day, it’s so hard to get any work done because all you’re thinking about is his tongue and the way his stubble scratches your thighs deliciously. you squeeze your thighs together to try and dull the ache between your legs but to no avail, once you finally get home you see that hot grumpy man just waiting for you. he always know exactly what you need after work, that’s why he immediately helps you strip so you can grind your cunt all on his tongue.

[tonycries]

re: that tag where u said "i'm afraid no man would be like this"

please know that you have revamped my sex life with my man because of ur delicious fics. i indirectly blame you for my first squirting experience last week. you're teaching them and it's

so nice 🥴

[devotion-disorder]

Umm, same anon here, the Killian posting I saw is the one where he measures your mouth with his hands.

So... not sparing the innocent?

The unhinged question is does he measure how tight you are (down there) with his hands or his dick?

yes and yes, in that order.

to be 100% real when i drew that originally all i had in mind was some horny Killian action LOL but I do like the idea that he's measuring your mouth. It would be incredibly in-character for him to be meticulous like that, counting the number of teeth, pressing on your tongue and memorizing every ridge in your palate. And when he's finished with his hands - having a vague idea of the distance from mouth to throat - its only logical to test it out with other "apparatuses", right? to see how badly he could push the limits of your gag reflex?

I also get the sense that he just likes using his fingers. he knows he's good with his hands and intends make the most of that. And he is interested in much more than just your mouth.

Try to fend him off before he gets too acquainted with his 'research', before he can remember all of your weak spots by heart. Or else he's going to find every chance he can get to stuff his digits into your warmth - beneath the covers as you drift off into a deep sleep, under the table as you talk to the other elves, behind the lecturn while he gives out his droning sermons. It's like some sort of passive stimulation to him, have you tied up so he could busy his left hand buried inside you while casually signing documents with his right. His own pleasure does not even matter to him sometimes; he just likes the fact that his hands are all he needs to make you come undone. Other times, however, the fingers are only a precursor to what he really has in mind. And you best believe he is going to be just as meticulous as he is with his hands.