#/shakes head in disappointment

[omega-e123]

Dude I’ve been having thots,, I must share them with you and get ur opinion or reaction especially since a lot of ur shadow smuts revolve around a certain hedgy having a breeding kink. Imagine if you’re on birth control tablets and he sees you taking them one day and you tell him what they’re for, I feel like he’d either get all grumpy and sad because oh boy does he have a massive breeding kink even if he knew rationally you probably were on some sort of contraception (that’s even if it could happen) or he’d get all gloomy n sad but would refuse to tell you because he thinks it’s silly and immature to feel that way especially if you’ve been together for a while, but I feel like he’d probably let it slip when you’re both getting freaky afterwards because it would mix in with his dirty talk about how hes gonna fuck the birth control out of you 💀

!! NSFW !!

This is in the time he’s not ready to be a father, but has the kink.

Shadow seems like the type of person to have discussed safety and methods prior along with whether or not if it’s even possible. He’s not going to take that risk, especially at your expense.

During the season, sometimes Shadow magically forgets. Absolutely fixated on you. Remembering causes him to get frustrated. The hell are you on pills for? You should be wanting a child just as mush as he does!

“Hmph. Do what you want. I won’t let something minor such as a pill get in my way. ”

Oh boy, if it moves on to sulking. The rush of emotions Shadow gets are definitely being internalized until it’s time to get down and dirty 100%. Like a balloon bursting as it slowly gets filled up with air. Those are rough sessions. Your poor legs won’t be working for a while.

Outside of rutting season, he rationally knows you’re on birth control pills. It still doesn’t lessen the embarrassment after Shadow’s hormones have calmed. His cheeks are going to match his gay highlights.

If the first time was spontaneous and he found out later down the line after multiple attempts, Shadow would absolutely be upset and annoyed. A pouty hedgehog is in your hands.

Grabbing you by the hips, Shadow leans in close. His breath tickling your lips, “You’re telling me all this effort attempting to put a baby in you was a waste of time?” A yelp is forced out of you when his hand slid down to firmly grab your ass. “Or perhaps, I need to try harder?”

Shadow struggling even more to keep his distance away from you, now knowing you’re on birth control. The pill is 99% effective and he is desperately trying to convince himself that 1% chance of it failing. Even then, that’s only if you’re taking them perfectly. Typical use is 91% effective. Odds are stacked against him, but Shadow is the ultimate life form goddamnit!

“Seven out of a hundred get pregnant on the pill… I’m determined to make you one of them.”

[epickiya722]

I feel like it's contradicting to be a Bakugou fan and hate Midoriya. Bakugou would not be impressed by that.

[andhumanslovedstories]

the brutal part of editing a podcast is that sometimes you have to just sit there and listen to yourself stammer through something that you clearly lost confidence in as you were saying it. the good part of editing is sometimes you can just remove five minutes of audio.

[brucewaynehater101]

Tim listens to ayesha erotica its canon in my heart

You know..... I didn't know who that was off the top of my head, but now I can't get this image out of my mind:

Tim, with clunky expensive over the ear Bluetooth headphones, skating down Gotham streets on his way to a friend's house listening to "Emo Boy."

[cameforstuff]

When you need quick cash, start a lemonade stand. (Cube is NOT magical and will NOT give you ancient diseases! - the Stan Pines promise)

Wip that I am not sure if I will finish

[corvid-kid9]

me when a dnd woman with hair that shifts from black to white due to her complicated relationship with religion and memory loss and a love of flowers and who is softer-spoken than the rest of the party and

[therefoream]

You can guarantee his clothes are burning as we speak

(Based on an au written by @nebulablur )

[zer0point5ive]

adam and amanda playing fuck marry kill in the jigsaw warehouse but they have to whisper otherwise john will go into a twenty minute lecture that ends with them both waking up in a trap.

[rolandkaros]

genuinely embarrassing to choose to be associated with kyrgios in any way like... 🥴

[thesunoficaruss]

the only reason I haven't unfollowed watcher is because I desperately need to know what they're going to do. I feel like they can't just ignore the backlash, as a LARGE amount of their fans are upset right now. out of the HUNDREDS of comments/tweets/tiktoks I've seen about this, I've maybe seen less than 5 positive reactions.

so to me, there are only two options for them. backpedaling or doubling down. either will likely be a disaster that I want to watch happen.

if they DO ignore it, that to me just says "we don't care about what our followers think" which is enough to make me no longer want to support them.

I just want to see if they just try to post normally after this cause I just really feel like that's not an option here.

[see-arcane]

Arthur: I am her found brother in grief<3 I shall loyally aid her grim quest

Frederick: If she has 0 enemies I'm dead

No appreciation for local psychic weird girl. No rat-hunting terriers. What the hell, Fred

[pencilgutz]

sorry i was dead for like a week

have nickel getting scurvy as an apology

[tokyo-daaaamn-ji-gang]

Shinichiro vibes. He probably first started doing it to avoid cursing around his siblings but now it's a habit he can't stop

[wishi-selfships]

genshin impact is such a fun game until I remember hoyoverse doesn't like people who look like me

[goofalicousgooberface]

Frankenhooker Chainshipping au? I don’t Even wanna TRY to make a good excuse for this one…

[thotsforvillainrights]

The community of depraved Chisaki sluts have got to do better. It's Chisaki for crying out loud. WHERE are all the SHOWER related smut x readers!?