#/lotion

[zeeverseconfession]

I made an au

Joy /globe

Sadness/ box

Anger/quill

Fear idk maybe scroll

Disgust/debit card

Anxiety grenade

Ennui/ pot or lotion

Envy//wicked basket

Embarrassment// idk man

Sorry if this au is ass

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[blairwitchapologist]

has anyone else been seeing the tweets about a lotion from sephora that attracts spiders

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[silna-pdf]

Laisse tomber les filles

[nonranghaes]

“ooh, you smell good.” chris inhales deep, the smell of your coconut lotion strong since you just applied it. he’s curled his arms around you, hugging you from behind as he sneaks a little kiss against the side of your neck. “you gonna share?”

its silly, but its the moments like this that you live for the most. sharing lotion with your partner, who thanks you and rubs it into his own skin with this giddy grin on his face. he steals so much of your things since moving in together: body wash, lotion, shampoo… all things he happily replaces without complaint.

“sometimes i think you’re obsessed with smelling like me,” you muse aloud while you continue to get ready for bed.

he says nothing at first. “you…” he pokes your back for emphasis, “you stole my cologne first.” he’s still grinning when you look at him, confident he’s won whatever conversation this is.

because he’s right: you ‘stole’ (was happily given upon request, actually) a bottle of his cologne when you had to go away for a work thing, before the two of you started living together.

“so,” he says, “this is just payback.”

you just roll your eyes. this just means war from here on out: you’ll start stealing his things, too. just to get him back and see that cheeky smile.

[lenyavok]

Lotion Seller

[alithographica]

Regret to inform you lotion spider post is probably fake, in the notes there are People pointing out the same reviewer has been periodically posting the exact same review over and over

I am devastated, nobody talk to me unless you can make spider lotion real

Spiders if you’re reading this you have a huge opportunity to commit to the bit here

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[zeeverseconfession]

I barely know who lotion is but she is a business woman no doubt

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[ganjafairyfloss]

philosophy <3

[eroticlamb]

Philosophy: Sweet talk and Sweet on you shampoo and body lotion ୨ৎ

[chellychuu]

Strawberry scented 🍓🤍

[fatehbaz]

fuck work. anyway, watched this same turtle rotate in circles for an hour so that they too could better bask in the sun.

[lenyavok]

Lotion Seller

[piniatafullofblood]

shigaraki is quickly making his way up my blorbo ranks because what do you MEAN everything he touches turns to dust?? what do you MEAN that even when he's given gloves he'll never really know the tactile sensation of what it feels like to hold another person? WHAT DO YOU MEAN there's been a hero watching over him and taking care of him for most of his life while being unable/unwilling to stand up to all for one? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OBORO LIKELY WOULDVE WANTED TO SAVE HIM. WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S JUST LIKE ERI BUT UNLUCKIER? WHAT DO YOU MEAN the one person he ever trusted was arming/grooming him as a weapon for a cause and teaching him that he could only ever be a monster of mass destruction? What do you mean at every point he could have been saved and wasn't?

[dragonanon]

I just know in my heart Luffy would be an impatient little kid when you go to put on makeup.

You’re just sitting at your vanity trying to do your thing, and Luffy will be sitting nearby pouting and whining about why you’re taking so long. Every time you apply a different product, he asks if you’re done yet and then whines even more when you tell him no.

He only stops whining after he watches you use contour and highlighter, but then he pivots to “Holy shit, you can shapeshift?!?” Congratulations! Your boyfriend is now wholly convinced you can shapeshift by using makeup, and he insists on sitting with you the entire time you apply it so he can watch you “shapeshift”. It blows his mind every damn time.