#/crack

[atangledfate]

" Hello! my name is Coral! and the Mun has no impulse control so now i'm going to be your problem! enjoy! "

[lil-kissy]

@sketchmog

Smol child runs up and using the paw of her stuffed rabbit

*boop*

[bells-of-black-sunday]

I think the funniest part about thinking about killers/survivors actually managing to leave the fog is the fucking beef a lot of them have. Immediately after getting out they're going to beat each other's ass. I just know someone has made a promise of beating someone's ass after they get out and one of them as to keep it.

It's Tar. He would keep it.

[airteacher]

Kai grinned. "You're just mad because I make the new outfits look good." *poses in the red, form-fitted outfit*

"Jinora's blog is over that way."

[edenpoise]

eve points to heaven higher ups: fuck you to adam: fuck you fuck me to lucifer: fuck YOU to lilth: fuck you by association sorry girl to charlie: ... you're cool

[secondflame-archive]

"Why will no seamstress agree to alter my clothes?"

[never-quite-buried]

Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.

SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.

SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!

Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?

SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)

Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok

A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)

16 hours later:

Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.

My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.

So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.

This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.

[clonerightsagenda]

I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.

[balrogballs]

i'm a writer irl (can't say who because my agent would rightfully put me into a blender and press the button if i go and out myself as "balrogballs") and honestly the funniest and most humiliating incident of my life was the time my finished manuscript triggered a plagiarism flag with the publisher for two lines of prose in my literary fiction novel...

.... which was word for word similar to a paragraph in a certain explicit work on FFN starring elrond and his batsman from the hobbit films, aka that one elf that looked like he ate panic attacks for breakfast (i forget his name but it's Figwit II) where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment.

and if you think i had to sit in front of one if the biggest publishing companies in the world and admit that it was, in fact, me who wrote the fic where the lord of imladris bends said twink over his writing desk and gives him the battering ram treatment in order to avoid being wrongly flagged for plagiarism, you would be absolutely correct.

(yes they published the book)

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[alexxuun]

Old man Viktor trying to impress young Jayce so bad he pulled multiple muscles and had to lie down after.

[astronomalyy]

parenting

[bells-of-black-sunday]

he's got a weird urge , as if having just received a direct order from god ( me ) that he must carry out : ' good ... boy ? '

International Dog Day

"....Thanks?" Did Haru put people up to this? Why is everyone calling him a good boy? What is happening... Ugh he'll ask him on his break.

[gemsandjunk]

the two types of billford content

[edenpoise]

⁽ @gctchell ⁾ ― ： replied: . // lilith like "😔 at least the baby makes it out." THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS-

Eve at Charlie: I hate your entire family ... Charlie: ... Eve: But you're okay