#/amused

[riftwalker-limbro]

ah yes, that challenge

[mysteriousubstance]

i can't believe my favorite hazbin character is a freaking porn star

[parme-san]

swift just releases whatever the fuck

[spymeister]

Maybe I need t'appropriate some sirens. Maybe I'll be attractive then,

[nightshadeowl]

It's so funny how fooling the eye is key to realism. It doesn't matter what you do to it, if the art doesn't have that joie de vivre je ne sais quoi to it, the magic won't happen. But when you do get it?

That's when people think it's a photo and scroll right on past baybee

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[tooquirkytolose]

He made her an offer she couldn't refuse

[astralforests]

handing out weird PDFs i saved years ago and never read to the trick or treaters

[violent138]

If I was Bruce it would drive me absolutely crazy that I couldn't complain to Alfred about my kids:

Bruce: "Alfred, you won't believe what Dick did. He's in space again! He didn't even give me a heads up or--"

Alfred, drinking tea: "The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree--"

"Alfred--"

"I suppose it'll be twelve long years before we see him, no messages, not even a postcard."

Or

"Alfred, I think Jason's sick. Tell Leslie to tell him to take a night off."

"A night off you say, Master Bruce?"

"Don't start."

Or

"Alfred, why the hell is there a tank in the backyard?"

"I tried telling them not to Master Bruce, but you yourself bragged about the ability to survive Houdini's act."

There is no scenario the kids can wind up in where Alfred is even halfway sympathetic to Bruce.

[moss-and-marimos]

fuck wait i think i forgot to put that last message on anonymous 😭 if i did sorry!! i defeated the purpose of the game lmaoo

lmaoooo you did forget but its okay I appreciate the kind words :D hehe thank you !!

[soupdwelling]

i couldn’t not draw this

based off of this:

[chimaeraonwards]

John Cusack, the voice actor for Dimitri in Anatasia (1997), shared his statement on Palestine 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸

P.S. He has been a Palestinian supporter for years

[dragon-spaghetti]

You ain't subtle, kitty

[o3o-lapd-o3o]

(any time after the events of the vengeance saga & ithaca saga)

*under the ocean in poseidon's palace*

poseidon: *talking with amphitrite*

poseidon: i wouldn't wish that upon my worse enemy!

poseidon: *pauses and feels phantom pains from his old impalement wounds/scars*

poseidon: *eye twitching* ...unless of course...we're talking about my enemy, odysseus.

poseidon: *looking up at the ocean's surface from his underwater palace*

poseidon: fuck you odysseus, you know what you did!

amphitrite: ...

amphitrite: *sighs*

*meanwhile on ithaca*

odysseus: *yapping away with penelope whilst on a walk through the palace grounds*

odysseus: so then i said "cause i don't even have to kill you, i just have to avoid yo-"

odysseus: *violently sneezes*

penelope: ...

penelope: are you feeling unwell, my love?

odysseus: no i'm fine.

odysseus: i just get the feeling im being bad-mouthed...again

odysseus: *turns head and glares at the ocean*

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