#/amused

[riftwalker-limbro]

ah yes, that challenge

[creativebrainrot]

DEAN WWINCHESTER ON M DASHBOARD THIS EARLY INTO 2025

[megatronvs]

How do you wish to be loved?

calm, focused, tender. you need to be loved in the way teenagers kiss in the rain and giggle behind hands. you need to be loved like a child, taken care of, watched over, focused on. you need to feel the warmth of the sun, you need to feel the love rushing through your veins. you need to be reminded that love is worth it, and it’s beautiful to experience. you need to be loved in a way that is refreshing, again and again.

[mysteriousubstance]

i can't believe my favorite hazbin character is a freaking porn star

[parme-san]

swift just releases whatever the fuck

[spymeister]

Maybe I need t'appropriate some sirens. Maybe I'll be attractive then,

[alighted-willow]

This was me so many times in the last few hears that three IT people told me they'd reboot my laptop if I brought it in again, a friend said they'd rather buy me a new one than dare touch mine ever again, and another friend independently decided that it was gift giving season.

[dionysus-complex]

funniest Kamala Harris VP picks go

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[tooquirkytolose]

He made her an offer she couldn't refuse

[gems-alive]

mrrr!!!! :D

Yes, yes, you’re very cute.

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

[violent138]

If I was Bruce it would drive me absolutely crazy that I couldn't complain to Alfred about my kids:

Bruce: "Alfred, you won't believe what Dick did. He's in space again! He didn't even give me a heads up or--"

Alfred, drinking tea: "The apple really doesn't fall far from the tree--"

"Alfred--"

"I suppose it'll be twelve long years before we see him, no messages, not even a postcard."

Or

"Alfred, I think Jason's sick. Tell Leslie to tell him to take a night off."

"A night off you say, Master Bruce?"

"Don't start."

Or

"Alfred, why the hell is there a tank in the backyard?"

"I tried telling them not to Master Bruce, but you yourself bragged about the ability to survive Houdini's act."

There is no scenario the kids can wind up in where Alfred is even halfway sympathetic to Bruce.

[jellycatstuffies]

Jellycat Brie, Swiss, Blue and Goat Cheese 🧀

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