#/I LOVE YOU BABE/ what the actual fack

[abuckygirlarchive]

Captain America Sentinel of Liberty #8

[omgtheregoesthefuckidontgive]

No Im sorry what the actual fuck. Either I'm heartless or Mhork is silly with love.

The. Fuck you mean Day broke up with him for such a silly reason, blocked him, and they haven't spoken in 3 years. The fack that Day had a massive support system to help him get to where he is. And Mhork was what? Alone? It was probably so hard with that criminal record thing. He probably couldn't even rely on porjai cuz she had a child and he was like nah I don't want to be a burden.

And they finally meet again and Mhork is jumping straight back with being flirty, and day is joking around like he isn't the problem???

Rejecting him and playing hard to get. Now I'm blaming the script writer cuz that was done just to create drama. Was unnecessary, all of this character development could have happened with them in a relationship. Ughhhh I'm so mad.

"you're going back in a few days" BRUH WHY YOU MAKING HIM FEEL BAD ABOUT MAKING A LIFE FOR HIMSELF!!!! HE LEFT TO MAKE HIMSELF BETTER EBDBENMSF

No seriously an I the only one that's mad? The only one that doesn't find this cute?? Someone out there has to agree with me

Also not to keep shitting on this but if Day doesn't have a career he should have a guide dog, or a stick to help with getting by, cuz isn't he fully blind or like very limited sight. It's still dangerous to walk around with no help, it wouldn't show any less independence if that's what the writers were worried about.

"YOU WERE RIGHT" HUHHH?!!!​babes​ if there truly was an issue IT COULD HAVE BEEN DISCUSSED. BOTH PARTIES WERE WRONGED. YES MHORK SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED. BUT I FULLY BELIEVE HE WOULD HAVE LIED IF DAY COULD SEE. CUZ THIS WASN'T COMPLETELY ABOUT WANTING TO TAKE CARE OF DAY ALL THE TIME. THIS WAS I'M LEAVING THE COUNTRY AND LEAVING MY BOYFRIEND. RHNENSNEFNT IF I HAD ATTACHMENT ISSUES I WOULD'VE LIED AS WELL.

AND he got his sight back. That's not bad in itself. But can you imagine how inspiring and beautiful the story would have been if it had ended in the conclusion of, we have a beautiful love that didn't end for a rediculous amount of time because I'm blind AND he was able to open up a bookshop for the blind. Like?? That sounds like a better conclusion than I'm living life as a "normal" person ah ahh

Yeah yeah i know I'm sour and probably the only one with this mentality but idk I didn't think it was going to be like this

[tender-rosiey]

Can you do a headcanon of dazai, chuuya (separate) with an writer s/o? You can ignore this if you don't want to.

❥ Dazai and Chuuya with a writer s/o

ᴀ/ɴ: hope you like this dear! 💘 it’s short I am sorry 🥺

I finally posted tho, even tho if it’s short I am glad I posted something ejsbsikaj

Dazai Osamu:

HEY HEY HEY

wait no wrong fandom

SO

he loves your writing let me just lay that out there

He is good at ideas and suggestions

Genuine ideas and suggestions

Not

“YOU SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE A LOVE STORY ABOUT TWO LOVERS WHO COMMITTED DOUBLE SUICIDE TOGETHER BELLADONNA! :D”

Honey no

HYPE MAN

And again brags about your skills

Because he has been crowned little shit no. 1 on this blog <3

“Kunikida-kun, bet your cant even compare with my baby.”

Yeah more things to piss kunikida off with

“Dazai I am not a writer like your s/o”

Kunikida adores your writing btw but you didn’t hear that from me 💅🏻

He binge reads your writing in the ADA

neglects anything to read it <3

If he sometimes sees you staying up to write

Because wow mother motivation likes to visit at them unholy hours ✨

Then he will try to distract you

And slowly lure you into sleep

“Come on, my love. You’ve worked hard, it’s okay to rest.”

And will obviously succeed because his voice would be soft and caring and he lays out convincing reasons

And girl I don’t think you would also let an offer of a cuddle session pass by like that

Now let’s say for example someone flat out insults your work and not criticize

They are getting roasted until they are ashes

They will say hi to Sangwoo <3

“At least she has a brain that she can think with and let out these wonderful breathtaking ideas, unlike your sorry self that can’t even manage to hook someone by your words.”

Get them some ice babes

For some reason he is helpful when you have writers block (fack dat bish)

Keeps an eye for what you write so you don’t have to revise it and overwork yourself 🥺

Chuuya Nakahara:

Pretty boy

Fabulous

Very fabulous

So I believe he is someone who is somewhat interested in literature?

Cause like *points at his dog book* ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Anyways

Again this is the best hype man to ever exist

And brags too -3-

“You see this wonderful piece of work? It’s created by one and only beloved.”

He loves seeing you work your magic and write

He thinks you look divine while you concentrate 😩

Always waits fo you to sleep

Will scold you for staying up late the morning after

When he spends too long in a mission he takes one of your books and reads them

Always the first to read your story

Gives actually helpful opinions and ideas

Gets you snacks while you are working 🥺

If you feel frustrated about something related to your book like writer block (again fack dat bish)

He is there to hug it out with you and softly tell you his ideas so it can maybe inspire you

If someone insult your writing then they will suffer the wrath of gravity

Chuuya tried writing a poem for you once

It was really cute pls-

Binge reads your works

ALL OF THEM

He wants you to know that he is supportive of what you are doing

And that he will be there for you through it all <3

What a wonderful man 🤧

copyright © 2020 tender-rosiey

do not copy or plagiarize or you will be reported

[rainydayhogwartsimagines]

hi, could you do a draco x muggleborn reader headcanon where he falls in love with her throughout the years in hogwarts and she slowly introduces him into muggle things like tv shows and phones and basically her and hermionie always make fun of him and ron for not understanding !! i love your work btw

oh my God this idea is ADORABLE!

Draco was snooty. God that boy had something to say about everyone. But you saw past that and he became this really sweet guy. You two became these best friends and Draco actually began to hang out with the trio. Course his father was not exactly a big fan of him spending part of the summer at the Weasleys but Narcissa said "Lucius, he's making friends. Be nice." So Lucius sucked it up.

Draco absolutely adored you though and constantly talked about you. He was kind of sad that you never spent the summers in the Wizarding world. You always spent it in the muggle world with Hermione. This year though you spent part of it with the Weasleys before heading back to Hogwarts for your third year. When you walked in Draco was so FUCKING EXCITED. You brought a lot of weird things for Arthur to look at. "what's this?" Arthur asked, holding up a discman and making Harry snort. "It's a cd player." You answered. "... What's a cd?" Ron asked. "....Uhm.... Well crap." You muttered. You showed them what it was and they were mesmerized, along with Draco. You spent most of your time there showing the group different muggle devices. You had a blast, you and Draco spending a ton a time together.

However with the time you two spent together the more in love you two were. The last night you were there you sat outside on the back steps with Draco. "This was the best summer." You chuckled. Draco smiled. "Hey can I ask you something?" He asked. "What's up?" You asked. "...Do you feel like something has changed between us?" He asked. "Oh so you noticed it too! I've been thinking this was just a me thing. If I didn't know any better I'd even say that I--" you stopped yourself and cleared your throat. "what were you saying?"he asked. "N-nothing!" You lied. Draco got closer to your face and you leaned back, quickly turning red. "What were you saying?" He asked, a small smirk coming onto his lips. He knew damn well what was going on. "Drac-Draco I..." You saw that smug look and you squinted. This little shit knew you liked him. So you decided to play around too. You pulled him forward and kissed his nose, now wiping the smug look off of his face and making him blush. But two could play at this game. He kissed your cheek, making you grumble. This fucker was not winning. You gripped his shirt, yanking him forward and kissed him. To be honest, you shocked yourself. He pulled away. "I am so sorry I just got aggravated and--" he kissed you. He actually kissed you.

Well that led to you two dating. He was so happy around you, always smiling with his arm around you. School finally was back so he was seeing you every day. "I don't get it. Why not use a fucking pencil?" You asked. "I don't get that either." Hermione agreed. "It does make math WAY harder." Harry admitted. "What... What's uhm.." Ron struggled to ask. "Yeah, me and Ron are lost, what's a pencil?" Draco asked. "....Baby... Please tell me you're joking. Like PLEASE tell me you jackasses know what a pencil is?" You asked. "No?" Draco admitted. You sighed and got up. "I'm about show you." You said before disappearing. You came back with an unopened pack of pencils. "So this is like a pen. But you can erase your mistakes." You said. "....So it's a pen." Ron said. "No." You said. "So... It's not made for writing?" Draco asked. "no it is!" Hermione corrected. "So.... It's... it's a pen!" Ron said. "NO."

That argument went on for way too long. But you started showing them more. Draco loved seeing you draw though. Sitting under a tree by a lake in his arms as you sketched out a landscape. He finally got the idea of a pencil after watching you btw. But the one thing both boys took interest in was the sports. "Wait so you guys don't even keep up with muggle sports?" Hermione asked. "No. I mean, most wizards keep to careers in the wizarding world." Draco said. "Okay okay. Next summer we're teaching you baseball." You said. "Base... Base what?" Ron asked. "Baseball! Or what about rugby?" Hermione suggested. "We're not trying to break our necks." Harry said. "True. Well there's also hockey." You shrugged. Then a lightbulb practically popped over you. "We can do that this winter!" Hermione said.

And so you did, asking your parents to lend you some skates for the group along with hockey equipment. "Alright. Hockey is like football." You said. "...American or--" "English." Hermione said. "Okay. So why are we on ice?" Ron asked. "Added challenge." You said skating. Draco had never skated before and you chuckled. "you expect us to actually move on this?" He asked. "Darling, people do this all the time!" You said. He slid forward and nearly fell but you grasped his arm.

After teaching them how to skate though you taught them how to play. And oh boy you all got really into it. You stood by as a ref, watching them play nearly dying of laughter as Ron completely failed to understand how to be a goalie. As time passed you started teaching them more and more. "Dad is hellbent on knowing what the purpose of a rubber duck is." Ron said. "...I think that's just to make bathing fun." You shrugged. "But why? It's bathing." Draco asked. "Muggles are particularly boring and find enjoyment in yellow plastic ducks." Hermione answered. "That and star wars." You laughed. "...Star... What?" Ron asked. ".....We have failed as their friends." Harry said. "But they're not even that good--" you and Harry have Hermione horrified looks. "....Okay we'll show them!" She said. So that summer Draco managed to convinced his parents to let him stay with you with Ron, Harry and Hermione. You opened the door and Draco rose a brow. "....What in the world?" He asked looking at the tv in the livingroom. "this is a tv. A blessing to humanity." You said. "Amen to that." Harry nodded. You all watched the star wars movies. "DARTH IS WHAT!?" Draco gaped. "HOW-- WHAT!?" "OH MY GOD HE'S ANAKIN!?" Ron gaped. You were honestly just watching the boys' reaction. Your parents were just looking at them like "Have they never... Seen this before?"

When the movie ended Draco's mouth was open and Ron swallowed. "That was--" "Wicked." Ron said making you laugh. "So... they don't have television in the wizarding world?" Your dad asked. "No sir." Harry said. "So... how do you pass the time?" Your mom asked. "Quidditch." All of you said in unison. You did show them baseball, Draco being REALLY good at it actually. "Babe, you run!" You said. "What--" "DRACO. RUN. OVER HERE." Hermione said. He sprinted to first and you snorted. They were absolutely baffled by a gameboy. "What the hell is a Pikachu?" Ron asked. "Think thunderbird but cuter." You said showing him the Pokemon. But by far their favorite thing... Was doctor who. ThEY ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS SHOW. "THIS IS THE PEAK OF TV CHANGE MY MIND." Draco said after watching an episode. K9 was literally his favorite character. Ron just loved the Doctor as a whole. Your boyfriend... Christ he became such a fucking nerd.

But he was also very interested in cameras. You showed him some cameras like the polaroid and he loved taking pictures. Specifically of you. You loved it when he discovered more music for the discman. He was a really big fan of the Beatles actually. Harry listened to AC/DC After Sirius was like "kid you haven't lived till you heard back in black okay?" You loved to just sit in your room and read in draco's arms. There was a surprising lack of musical instruments in the wizarding world so when you admitted that you could play guitar that kind of blew their minds. See, the thing was is that they assumed that the instruments had to be enchanted in order to make music. Not that you had to be trained to play music. You played a couple of songs and Draco fell even harder for you. He loved listening to your voice, whether it was singing or talking he just loved listening to you. You actually taught Draco how to play and discovered he had a nice voice (Yes that is a subtle nod to Tom Felton who can actually sing.) Sometimes when you all would sleep in the living room Draco would sing you to sleep as you laid on his chest. Of course in the process you would lull everybody else to sleep. You spent years showing these too adorable goofballs muggle devices.

Later when you were seventeen came the ultimate Muggle lesson though. Cars. You decided to teach these two jackasses how to drive. You had gotten your license and decided to teach Draco how to drive. "So you're going to release your foot off the break--" "Oh God we're moving." Draco whined. "....Like not even one mile per hour. Now accelerate. Remember the gas?" You asked. "Yes.... Darling do we need to go faster than this!?" He asked. ".... Hermione can outwalk the car. Yes. Now accelerate!" You said. He tapped the gas and screamed when he moved making you snort. "Do you remember where the break is?" You asked. "I NEED A BREAK." he whined making you laugh. "Draco you're doing fine. Move forward." You said. "WE HAVE TO DO MORE!?" He asked.

Ron actually wasn't that bad. He wasn't as panicked driving the car and understood the process compared to Draco who ended up hyperventilating into a paper bag. "Babe... It wasn't even that bad." You said. "THEN YOU DRIVE BECAUSE THAT THING IS A DEATH TRAP!" he said. ".....Guys, wanna go to the mall!?" You asked with a slightly deranged look. So you drove and when you went past five miles Draco was flipping out. "WAHT THE FACK!?" Draco screamed. Everyone was dying of laughter after you all got out. "THIS IS MADDENING! WHY!? WHY DRIVE!? WHAT DO YOU GAIN!?" Draco asked. "if he's being this dramatic over a car wait till he finds out about a soft pretzel from the food court." Hermione said to you. The concept of a soft pretzel was hysterical to watch the two wizards try to grasp. "Yes, but pretzels aren't supposed to be soft." Ron said. "would you just eat the damn thing?" Hermione said. It was their favorite snack. "How dare they deprive us of this?" Draco asked. "fascist bastards." Ron muttered.

[pastel9girlbunny000die]

{I was reading this other fic & I really like the idea of the reader getting pushed down to thinking their not good enough for the anime character then they run off later on get encourage words from their friends, I really loved it so I tried it with one of my long time OC character}

***

Zoro x OC (Zay)

Humans were disgusting in every way possible. It was a normal thought for Zay a demon and literally only himself.

Of course, there were some humans who could regain his mind to morals and right ways, but then again…

Luffy a silly childish Captain, and a overpowered rubber man the strongest on the crew, the childlike boy was able to make him join the straw hats

Most of the crew where normal well maybe, not counting the devil fruit users

Zay a demon.

Franky is half cyborg not normal, Sanji is basically human?

Nami I don't know that woman can rob you faster than you could say "Fuck!"

Usopp... I don't think a long nose like that can be counted as normal

And then there was Zoro. He is 100% pretty much human...

 Well maybe?

In other words, this man was unbelievably attractive. With his sexy body and the way he train none stop letting sweat drop from his well built chest and abs, it made Zay's heart beat out of his chest getting all Sanji-like.

Well maybe only in Zay's eyes.

Zay has the most attractive boyfriend in exsistins. But sometimes, not so much could be said the same for Zoro's personality.

When Zay asked Zoro to be with him, it came as a surprise, he didn't have any talent he has a shitty personality and well his looks... well?

Zay is a tall man about same as Sanji's height, His whole body is covered in bandages which are used to hide his burned skin. With his short black hair and his sharp yellow eyes.

In the end Zoro said yes.

It was a normal hot summer day, on a summer island the straw hat crew decided to dock at, the whole island just being a tavern where by passers can stop to restock booze or sit back and relax with thier own BBQ near the tavern.

The hot sun high in the sky the tavern was stopped out on a small hill near the ocean waters as there where many customers pirates civilians and some marines.

The island welcomed any costumers along as thier a paying costumer.

Many at the bar drinking till thier hearts satisfied, some cooking up thier own little feast. One rare sight that there where many people laughing and chatting along with each other,

The Tavern owner let the bar out side multiple tables and seats set out for all the customers, the bartender refilling drinks giving them too waitress who's handing out drinks to the others that where outside the tavern.

The Straw hat crew decided to grab thier own little table near the shoreline setting up lawn chairs under an umbrella, Nami and Robin relaxed drinking and chatting with each other.

Luffy, Usopp and Chopper ran off to explore the small island running around like silly children.

Franky and Brook was all up in thier own conversation at the table.

Sanji at thier little table with a grill, cooking up some delicious mouthwatering BBQ, dress in a apron without a shirt and some short pants.

He was sipping his wine glass eyeing all the girls who were walking pass the table in their bikinis while doing his work.

Zay and Zoro laid a blanket under the shade of a tree nearby drinking from thier mugs enjoying the taste of booze on thier tongues, sitting next to each other, Zoro in his swimming shorts, exposing his bare chest with a large scare bare into flesh it kinda gave into his attractiveness.

Zay was just looking at Zoro from time to time when he gaze away Zoro would also be taking a few glimpses next to him at Zay who was dress only in his swimming shorts his whole body covered in bandages not a peek of skin showing

The scent of his delusions cooking traveled through the air making Zay a little hungry.

The Straws, being the some famous pirates, drew some attention from the people there.

Zoro facked a loud yawn slowly placing an arm around Zay's waist, the faking made him chuckle, he and Zoro bordly took another sips of thier drinks. Just enjoying thier drinks and each others company

That’s when the whispers began to float from a table near them, all girls.

Being Zay also known as the thriller of death, and from the demon race Zay gained a big reputation before joining the straw hat crew, by terrorizing towns and being Heartless.

His sensible hearing was able to immediately pick up the whispering

 “Is that Roronoa Zoro?”

“The pirate hunter?”

“Is that Zay? I tought that weirdo died in a crossfire back ages ago?”

“Why would the fuck would a demon like him be with Zoro?”

“You think his dating that Mummy?”

“He’s a beast and just eww. Of course his going to leash on the nearest person he could find.”

“In reality all the rumours about an Psychopath and bloodlust killing machine, all lies bet he only hide and pretend to play it big?”

Zay quietly placed his drink down, taking a glance at Zoro.

The look in his eye showed that he wasn't happy mostly pissed but he kept his cool, so there was no doubt that he heard them too.

His eye narrowed at thier table as more whispers about the Zay left thier mouths. The black haired Male let out a small breath, more of a sigh trying to calm himself down. They were just a bunch of jealous whores, Zoro wouldn’t think any less of me… would he?

A memory flashed past Zay as he moved away from Zoro taking off his hand from his. Kuina. Of course, Zay remember the name, Zoro childhood friend.

Not long after they fell in love..

Zoro trusted Zay very much he even opened up to him about his past, until a girl Zay doesn't know of came up the way Zoro spoke about her made him unsure about Zoro's feelings toward himself.

Zay would have understood if Zoro loved her. After all, not only was she described as pretty, but she kind and nice at the same time. Zay, on the other hand was the exact opposite rude and careless, would probably lose half himself in bloodlust nearly 10 seconds of a battle killing who ever gets in his way.

“Babe?” Zoro's voice brought Zay out of his thought. “Are you okay?”

“Fine. Whatever.” Zat growled before standing up walking off not hearing Zoro's questions. Leaving the swordsman.

Zay passed Robin and Nami both girls saw the look on Zay's face, he walked off to the Sunny it was a short walk as he went to the boys room slamming the door shut falling onto his and Zoro shared hammock.

The black haired Male felt his heart sink. Heavy breaths began to escape his mouth. Not only were he on the edge of riping off those girls heads and furious thinking so, but he couldn’t stand them.

Zay thought that maybe with Zoro there he would just drink the night away and stay at the swordsman hip being lovavble. He definitely helped, but the whispers that filled his ears were the last things he wanted to hear.

“Zay? Is everything okay?” Nami's voice traveled through the door as she knocking, Zay forced himself to look at the closer door, not a second later he flopped his face into Zoro's pillow with his hungry bloodlust grin.

“What? what do you want Nami?” Zay huffed an even more annoying thing to deal with.

“Is this about those annoying girls?” Robin questioned. “You don’t deserve that, Zay. No one does!”

“But their right,” Zay mumbled. “I’m rude, heartless, probably dengerous… Zoro deserves someone better, someone nice, cute, and more human girly someone who could be of actual love.”

“You’re actually very helpful, if it not for you Zoro would probably be training or sleeping himself to death.” Nami exclaimed, determined to prove Zay wrong. “You might not know the whole story. Zoro has never been happier ever since he met you! You take care of him, love him and you’re always there for him!”

“Zay you probably haven't heard what he says about you?” Robin asked, a gentle smile “He’s always telling everyone, Zay is mine and no one dares to take him from me I'll cut anyone down. Zay he loves you so don't push him away”

“Sush it you idoits-”

“They're only jealous, your the most basass bitch there is.” Nami and Robin said together and the two of them burst into giggles and Zay let out a loud hateful laugh.

He wanted to beat them up so badly, words ain't gonna cut it.

Zay let out a small sigh thankful for such good words. “Yeah. You useless girls are right for once.” and with that the blacked haired man slamded open the door waking pass them, Nothing left to say to the two.

***

Zoro found Zay in about an hour or so, after Zay left the boys room. He was a little worried but. He knew he should have told those girls off, after all, they were the reason Zay got angry.

“Hey, are you- oof!”

Zay clenched his eyes closed as he pressed his lips to Zoro's. His hands found Zay's waist as he pulled him closer to himself.

Feeling their tongues dancing with each other's the taste in thier mouths mixing and the biggest was the booze. The heat rising Zays fingers ran through the green hair of the swordsman, Zoro tightly wrapped his arms around Zays hips pulling him closed leaving no space between them they're skin would've been pressing together if it wasn't for Zay's bandages in the way.

Zay slowly pulled away not really wanting too, his cheeks a little blush and his eyes not leaving Zoro's.

“Well damn, ... your so fucking sexy”

Zay let out a low moan and buried his face in Zoro's neck. As the swordsman let out a low chuckle, kissing Zay's cheek softly.

“I love you.”

“You better cause you belong to me... and I love you too.”

***

(Almost to what Zay looks like {and Yes I know who this is}🖤❤🖤)

[sa1fisher-moved]

i wasnt tagged to do this but im bored

What was your last

Drink: red bull.. Last phone call: my dad Last text: my friend group server, but my last actual phone text thing is to my dad Last song you listened to:  some breaking benjamin song Last time you cried: like last week over some stupid nonsense Have you ever dated someone: i currently am Been cheated on: i dont know.. GHFDh before kenny, my relationships usually lasted like 2 days bc i never liked the guy Kissed someone and regretted it: i havent kissed anyone before (besides the time when i was like 6 years old . but thats just cringe kid stuff) Lost someone special: i guess so. im still really upset by one of my close friends leaving unexpectedly without a proper goodbye Been drunk and thrown up: no List three fave colors: pink, light blue, purple

In the last year have you…

Made a new friend: yes! Fallen out of love: no Laughed until you cried: yeah, throwback to when my boyfriend was high on voice call and i deafened him and he didnt realize and kept singing along to that mpreg reigen tobuscus mspaint video Met someone that changed you: hm... i dont know Found out who your true friends are: yes! though like i have known that since we’ve been together since middle/high school. and my new friends ive met this year are pretty epic Found out someone was talking about you: i mean. im sure people talk about me Kissed someone on your FB friends list: uh No

General:

How many people on your FB friends list do you know irl: like all of them Do you have any pets: 2 cats! Do you want to change your name: yeah a little bit What did you do for your last birthday: me and my friends hung out at my aunts house and swam in her pool! then we went to starbucks afterwards What time did you wake up today: 3pm for work What were you doing at midnight last night: i was watching a cringey show. Name something you CANNOT wait for: pokemon swsh and animal crossing! Last time you saw your mother: like ... a month or 2 ago? i cant remember. i rarely see her What is one thing you wish you could change about life: i wish i was happier i guess What are you listening to right now: silence Have you ever talked to a person with the name Tom: yes. we shared a bus stop in high school and he always smoked weed while we waited. and one day he came over to my house and offered me and my friends poptarts and muffins. What’s getting on your nerves: uh tumblr, my job, a lot of things bc im a prickly bastard Most visited website: tumblr, youtube, discord if that counts Nickname: i dont have any nicknames besides my boyfriend calling me “honey” and “dear” and “babe” NJGKBVF

Relationship status: taken! Zodiac sign: leo Pronouns: he / him Fave tv shows: god. i have no idea. i havent been watching any shows . Hair color: brown Long or short: short Height: 5′6ft Do you have a crush on someone: my boyfriend O_O also larry johnson What do you like about yourself: idk.... i guess my art isnt too bad Tattoos: none but it would be cool to get some Righty or Lefty: right First surgery: ive had no surgery First piercing: none, but piercings would be cool if i wasnt afraid of needles First best friend: we've known each other since kindergarten but we dont talk as much anymore since we have NOTHING in common now. we still keep in contact on facebook, like commenting and liking each others pictures First sport you joined: soccer. i wasnt any good at it though First pair of trainers: what

Right now

Eating: nothing but i did eat a sub sandwich an hour ago Drinking: red bull Listening to: nothing Want kids: no Career: i wanna be a concept artist and video game designer so bad but i’ll doubt thatll ever happen. im not sure where to start

Which is better:

Lips or eyes: eyes Hugs or kissed: hugs Shorter or taller: shorter Romantic or spontaneous: idk... spontaneous maybe? Nice stomach or nice arms: both. Sensitive or loud: what Hook up or relationship: relationship Troublemaker or hesitant: kennys facking. both.

Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: no Drank hard liquor: yeah, like once Lost glasses/contacts: yes Sex on a first date: no Broke someone’s heart: yes :( Had your own heart broken: yes but it wasnt from romantic stuff Been arrested: no Turned someone down: yes Cried when someone died: yeah when my birthdad died NJGKFS Fallen for a friend: looks at kenny

Do you believe in:

Yourself: i try to Miracles: not really Love at first sight: nah Santa Claus: when i was like 2 yeah Kiss on the first date: well. it sure can happen Angels: angels are a cool concept but i dont believe they exist

im tagging @eboysal @crgnoir @travphelps @keelloowa @kianhasfun @flwrmouth you guys dont have to do this if u dont wanna

[haikyuu-imagines-and-others]

Couldd I get headcanons for how Ushijima, Kuroo, Matsukawa, Tanaka, and Suga feeling their baby kick for the first time?

Super super cute!!!!! Ahhhh~ I was working on an Akaashi NSFW before this request… and I just can not bring myself to finish it lol I can’t get in the naughty mood tonight I guess! Hopefully some fluff will make me get in some sort of mood lol Thanks for requesting! - Admin Satori

Ushijima Wakatoshi:

As soon as he’s home from work, you pull his hand onto your belly and wait around for you baby to kick!

When the little one does kick, His expression may not change… but his heart does little flips in his chest! you could probably see his eyes light up or sparkle at the first kick he feels!

Immediately looks up at you, his eyebrows furrowed in a mix of pride and excitement, his hand still cupping your swollen belly

“They are going to be strong. Very strong.”

What a weird thing to say about babies…. Inside a belly… but nonetheless he’s happy about it

Will actually continue to feel your belly, but is kind of hesitant to lay his head on your belly

“I’m rather heavy, ______, I don’t want to hurt you by adding any more pressure…”

????? He’s laid on you before completely and yet here you are??? You’re 100% sure he can add the weight of his head and you’ll still survive it lol

While he doesn’t hear anything at first, he does enjoy feeling your fingers run through his hair and hold his head close to your belly - it feels like home

Little baby inside kicks against his head, and he pulls back with surprise on his expression

“We will have to teach them to be polite.”

From that day forward he just prefers to lay his hand on your belly to feel your child kick against it happily, takes it as a sign of their growing strength rather than a rude smack back!

Kuroo Tetsurou:

The two of you were watching tv when he felt a bump against his arm - he thought you were trying to get comfortable or something

When he sees you’re perfectly content, he looks at your belly with curiosity - like a goddamn cat lol

“Did you nudge me?”

When you denied it, he puts his hands on your belly

“Uh, excuse you, babe, I was talking to my baby? Rude.”

You’re torn between pushing him away or punching him in the gut lmao do both but you roll your eyes and allow him to rub your belly like a goddamn crystal ball

His golden eyes are focused on your swollen belly, as if he can see where the baby is placed or where it’ll kick next

When you tell him the baby isn’t very active at this point of the pregnancy, he pouts and lays his head against your stomach to see if he can prove you wrong

“Oh no no, my baby isn’t a shy baby are they? Come on, are you scared? Daddy’s not gonna hurt you at all, I promise.”

The baby kicks again and you accept the fact that your first child is going to be just like your husband in almost every way

Is there a term for a father who taunts their unborn baby every day just to feel them kick? yeah… whatever that term is - it’s Kuroo

But his tactics work, and the inside of your stomach feels like a goddamn punching bag by the end of the pregnancy

Matsukawa Issei:

Would you believe me if I said he felt your baby kick before you did??

Because that’s what happened!

He woke up to a bump against his hand, thought maybe you were asking him to move his arms so you could rush to the restroom

Was pleasantly surprised when he not only noticed your cute sleeping face, but also the kick against his hand once more

“You’re up way too early… Must be from your moms side…”

His hand strokes the entire curve of your belly while you sleep, feeling the dips of your skin where the baby wasn’t

At some point you wake up to hear him mumbling mindlessly to the baby, his hands reaching from behind you to hold your belly, feeling the baby kick from inside you so happily at the contact of its fathers touch

“Maybe you’ll have the infamous, genetic glory of the Matsukawa eyebrows… If you’re lucky…”

You had to hold back your giggles at his incredibly silly babbling, keeping your eyes closed and your breathing as level as possible

“You’ll probably be even worse at playing asleep than your mom…”

He found you out. So goddamn easily. Fack.

Those mornings where he wakes up before you because of the kicking baby are his favorite though, and he finds himself looking forward to every soft morning like that

Tanaka Ryuunosuke:

This man loves to hold you by your belly when he’s standing in front of you and talking animatedly

Like… one hand on either side of you belly, his expression is doing all sorts of funny maneuvers, and his tone is all over the place lmao

It’s a very entertaining show - and you assume he holds your belly because he wants the baby to feel included in his exciting events

“And then I told the punk a- WOAH!”

His hands reel back almost immediately after feeling the baby kick against them, his eyes wide as he stares down at your belly

You explain that the baby’s been kicking all day - wanting to let off some energy from his fathers genes - and you can’t stop from laughing at the look of pride of Tanaka’s face

“I bet they are giving you quite a beating! Little punk! Gotta teach him not to hurt the ladies!”

He puts his hands back on either side of your belly, and you smile widely when the baby kicks against the sudden touch - knowing it’s its father

He even crouches in front of you and starts hyping up the baby as if it’s his Kouhai or Noya

“YOu’re gonna kick so much ass, little one! It’s gonna be so cool having you around here! We’re gonna be the coolest dad and baby duo on the block!!”

You remind him that your neighborhood is filled with mostly elderly people so he’s not completely wrong

Now you can’t get the image of your husband and baby in leather jackets looking like biker badasses… Fack

Sugawara Koushi:

This precious man was giving your and your belly kisses before he left for work when he felt the baby kick

He immediately looked up at you with wide brown eyes, his mouth open in a cute little ‘o’

Then he looked back at your belly in front of him, willing the baby kick again to make sure he wasn’t imagining it

“______… I’m not going crazy, right? Angel kicked? Right here, right?”

The baby kicked against his hand where he’d kicked before and Suga’s face split in half with a huge smile

“Oh my goodness! Good Morning to you, too, little angel! Daddy’s right here.”

Could you fall any more in love with this man? The answer probably wouldn’t surprise you since you fell in love with him every moment of the day

He didn’t even go into work that day, he actually called in and explained his baby was kicking for the first time and he didn’t want to lose out on the opportunity

His boss actually understood and allowed him the day off with full pay! What a great boss!

“Now, I don’t want you to be kicking mommy too much… I can’t imagine how uncomfortable it might be for her.”

When you explained it didn’t feel that bad, pressing against his own belly with the same amount of pressure to show what it feels like, he’s feeling much better

You’ve never seen him so excited! His hands are always on you and your belly, and he always kisses you and your belly good morning, good night, thank you for the meal, thank you for being you, and for many more reasons, and just because - You are married to an angel and having his baby~

[puphee]

omggg and I get two new piercings on friday as christmas gifts from my parents so super excited for that and then after that I sleep round my dad's for the weekend so excited for that toooo 😩

im craving affection, why do I have to be ugly and weird and socially anxious 🤚🏻 ALL I ASK FOR IS A GODDAMN GIRL/BOYFRIEND/PARTNER FACK U CUPID

—angy pyscho 😠🤪

LMAO SAME but actually I think I'm the most hottest most sexiest bitch in the world most of the time, my body is what's ugly LOL. And same about the wanting a partner, except I have committment issues and don't really believe in love anymore :/

I'm not really sure of all I want, but I do love attention. Probably because childhood trauma 😋

But also

Damn babe, I'll be ur boyfriend *Let me in 20Cube starts playing*

Also please let me know what pronouns you use for future reference juseyo

[blood-red-lion]

So if the Paladins were in Dusk I’ve Decided Keith would be a werewolf turned devil because he has to somehow end up being superior completely by accident. (He will also gun for this purely so he can look more human because having suddenly sprouted wolf ears frustrated the hell out of him.) Also Shiro would be a reaper- in line to be grim. And I think everyone with said Grim standing would probably go through some minor training which would be how Shiro finds Keith in the first place. And then just takes him in because... because why not he’s Keith and he’s Shiro. Lance would be a vampire. Halfling. Not sure what his halfling ability would be yet. I knoooow he has really strong telepathy and predictive visions on par with female pure bloods tho because I just see him wrecking all the gender norms. Pidge and Matt would be werewolves. They also take turns tearing Keith who ended up a werewolf on odd terms so fun backstory nonsense. Shhhh Pidge has elemental magic because she totes rigged the system. Hunk is an alchemist warlock. Also works in light a lot. Not sure what exactly he’s doing but he definitely does a lot of protecting Lance from silly things like garlic and the sun. To which Lance has no actual aversions being born a vamp but will pretend that he does because Hunk knows very little about vampires. I may or may not have him and pidge butt heads purely because the idea of the two brilliant ones just being out of the loop on different races amuses me. Allura would be a pure blood, probably in the same family as Lance before his got diluted. Despite being ages older than him will most likely look to him as a younger brother. No romance here but lance will probably spend most of his time going “have you SEEN my sister? She’s a BABE.” Definitely dunno if I want her with Shiro or if I want Matt with Shiro. Need to think about Matt more. Coran— fack it took me ages to think up Coran and now I forgot. I wrote it somewhere... I feel like it was one of those “oh this is SO OBVIOUS how did It take me this long?” Ugh. Lotor is a pure blood who almost got leveled up to devil but refused or couldn’t go through with it for some reason or another. Might make him love Allura. Or Lance. Not sure yet. Definitely gonna be allllll up in Keith’s face tho. Shay should be something stereotypically dainty. Like a fairy. Because fuck that. Once becoming a devil Keith would probably want to avoid vamps like the plague but lance would have NONE of that. Especially because like— Keith would hide the devil ears and lance would only tell because of his eyes and just be like “well shit you’re Like all around perfect nah?? Should cut your hair so your ears show.” “Wow no I dun wanna? I wanna be HUMAN.” “Oh-oh my god??? Why??? Like— are you seriously that ungrateful????” “WAT?!” “Being chosen for rank one is a fucking gift and you just— you HIDE IT?!!” And it’s almost five in the morning what am I doing, why am I doing this. This is my life, these are my choices.