#//tako asks

[takofuus]

I'm not sure what to ask, so take this opportunity to talk about something interesting about your AU

The lamb's really really bad at speaking english, they speak almost exclusively in their mother tongue. Though there's no one around to converse with anymore. They managed to teach the members of their cult the basics, but the language has no direct translation. Its one thats all base on context!

They usually use these to their advantage, no one can uncover their sheepy secrets.. lest ,,

Narinder has already been seen in previous posts learning Keptr's language, his pronounciation is still shit. but. he can understand almost a rough draft of what the runt has been saying all this time

Doodle below of what it's like in Narinder's perspective

Maybe one day he'll be able to speak it fluently. For now the lamb's secrets is theirs to keep

[takofuus]

HELL YEAH!!!!! I LOVE HIM SMMMMM

Here was my part of the trade!!

oh yeah i did an art trade with @takofuus so i might aswell post it here

[merakiui]

mera…the azul sleepwear groovy…..thoughts….

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HE IS EEPY AND GRUMPY AND NOT A MORNING TAKO AT ALL. (⸝⸝ᴗ﹏ᴗ⸝⸝) �� 𝗓 𐰁 HE'S SO CUTE........ orz orz his adorable pout,,,, oh, he's so darling. I am kissing him all over his face!!!!!! Yanking him back into the bed so he can have five more minutes of rest time. >w< the bed hair...... in my delusional heart, he is reaching for me (to strangle me for waking him up LOL) after putting the robe on. To think we are granted this glorious sight for a card groovy!!!!!! I feel like I need to gouge my eyes out after beholding such a private side of him. (๑>◡<๑) it's just too perfect!!!

Also, I need him barefoot and pregnant teehee. :3

[mochinomnoms]

From @Jk6o4k on twitter, someone who isn't Shrimpy is talking to him and he doesn't like it.

I love he just pics them up and smooches them like a cat.

Floyd's a cutie patootie, idc what anyone says!!! When he loves a partner, he loves them so so much!!! Smooch them, squeeze them, turn them into a merperson so he can live out the domestic dream of curling around his personal cleaner shrimp at night!!!!

[beefrobeefcal]

I present chubby Tim 🤲🏽 🎁

I’m shooketh , Takos!

this is… it’s… IT IS EVERYTHING WE COULD HAVE HOPED FOR!!!

🤩🥵🥩💜 We are truly blessed by your talented hands & beautiful brain!

Thank you thank you thank you @yahtiwakitakos - you’re the bees’ knees!!! I don’t think I can say thank you enough for sharing your vision with us! 💜🥩💜

Thank-you-for-being-a-friend regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[protoindoeuropean]

Živjo :D ! Za t. i. grozna vprašanja: mogoče 3, 51 in 62?

Hvala ti! <33

3. Do you regret anything?

Hmm, I'm really not one for regrets. Like, as a rule. There's stuff I could regret, sure, there's things I wished had gone differently, but didn't and now we're here. But I just really don't have the impulse to ruminate on that, so it doesn't tend to bother me.

51. Favourite food?

At the moment, those ready-made waffles from Hofer with kajmak on top – just the right balance of sweet and salty 😙👌

62. What makes you happy?

Having trouble with this one, I'm in a bit of a slump these past few days—really not seasonal smh... speaking of seasonal stuff, I will be going to a store with plants and stuff soon, so that will definitely make me happy :D

ask away

[justanie]

Happy Birthday my bestie @gremlinsbooty 🎂

For being a great friend who has supported me in everything and is there to encourage me in difficult times...I present to you my gift for your big day:

Even if she looks small, her adorable fankid, Junko is at a tea party with my girls Rabenda and Sachi, along with her soft toy friends and Tako-Luka should never be left out :3

I hope you like it my friend!! 🩷🩷🩷💜💜💜🩵🩵🩵💗💗💗

[ramshacklestar]

@mostrohost sent || sweet or savoury breakfast?

do they prefer their shampoos and soaps plain, or do they like to smell like something specific?

do they have the dreaded "laundry chair" where they put dirty clothes on?

do they use specific ringtones depending on who calls them, or do they use just one for everyone?

Mundane Headcanons || Accepting

sweet or savoury breakfast?

Neither really; Yuu doesn't really eat breakfast in the traditional sense, usually just grabbing a granola bar or piece of toast, but when she has the chance to she is having a fruity breakfast with a granola parfait. Yuu certainly wouldn't turn up her nose at either choice though, generally just being happy she gets the time to eat an actual breakfast.

do they prefer their shampoos and soaps plain, or do they like to smell like something specific?

Yuu loves any flora scented soaps and shampoo's, immediately drawn to lily or lavender scents the most just cause they both have such a calming scent profile to them. For Grim however she buys plain, just clean, scented soaps and when she is running out of hers and doesn't have the money to get more she'll end up using that. So her scent profile with shift from floral's to just not smelling bad depending on when you catch her.

do they have the dreaded "laundry chair" where they put dirty clothes on?

No, Yuu is pretty quick about washing her clothes even if she's doing it herself just cause she has so few articles of clothing to actually choose from in twisted wonderland. She will however, leave her school uniform jacket, vest and lab coat tossed over the chair in her and Grim's room not bothering to hang up something that she's going to continuously need.

do they use specific ringtones depending on who calls them, or do they use just one for everyone?

Yuu doesn't mess with her phone much, more often leaving it sit on her beside table and not touching it for days on end sometimes. So everyone has the same standard programmed in ringtone that came with the phone unless someone is changing the tone that goes off on her phone themselves. Such as Ace, Deuce and Epel who each changed it to one of their favorite songs insisting they deserved special tones. Despite not having a special tone for each person though, the names inputted into the phone are definitely unique from person to person. Most commonly being one of the auto programmed in emoiji's or a nickname that Yuu might call the person in her phone by.

[the-mystery-painter]

How will tako Luka be painted???

Tako luka has been painted green!!!

[takofuus]

You think Lamb would make a matching outfits for them and Narinder.

Yes they would

[betacharactercafe]

As you traverse through blackspace, you find a café. You decide to walk in. As you walk in, you see three kids.

“���”

“…”

“…”

“OH! Hello there! Welcome to our little Café!”

“I’m Meido! And these are my friends! Tako and Uni!”

“Hello there.”

“…”

“…”

“Make sure to check out @thebasilbuffet, @kel-restaurant, @hero-cafe, and @aubysfoodtruck!”

“And also check out @omori-food-administration for the entire master list because of how many blogs there are!”

“And before we get started here’s the menu!”

You got handed a menu (totally definitely didn’t forget to add this and totally definitely didn’t get a placeholder from Google)

[merakiui]

Mera... I am weak for singing fish mafia

I am just picturing them singing this song to entice Darling into a deal and it being all fun until she signs the contact and now she is bound to the singing tako and his eels for eternity.

You might have signed your life away, but at least you got a great song out of it!

OTL omg yes,,, those wicked sirens!!!!! Using magical illusion to dress you up and show you all the things you could have if you just sign that line~ Jade and Floyd passing you between each other in dance, sidling up to you, taking your hands to spin you into a dip,,, before ultimately shoving you towards Azul, who sweeps you up in a smooth, swaying dance while he reminds you there’s always a price to pay.

It’s so distracting. You’re having too much fun dancing and listening to their song, and that’s exactly what they want. >:) they’ve lured you in and successfully trapped you with song.

Now just sign the contract and remember to uphold your end of it when the time comes, okay? :)

When the song ends, all the glamour fades away and it’s not so enchanting anymore. Now those twins are leering at you with sharp grins and Azul is already stowing this contract away for safekeeping. A pleasure doing business with you~

[mochinomnoms]

Cling azul clingy azul clingy azul. Kisses for azulito. Azulito deserves many kisses

BESITOS! MUCHÍSIMOS BESITOS, MUCHÍSIMOS PARA EL AZULITO MI AZULITO AZULITO AZULITO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA BESITOS BESOSBESOSBESO!!!!!!!! EL MERECE MI AMOR, MI CARIÑO, MI TODO LOS BESOS NO SON SUFICIENTE—

*ahem*

If you're like me, and insist on showering Azulito (he begs that you don't call him that in front of others, especially the twins) with kisses and kisses galore, you better commit to it!!

You better let him cling to you as you cuddle and smooch in his large bed, he's exhausted after a long day's work. He needs this, he needs to wrap his arms (just the two never seems enough sometimes) around you as you lay on his chest with his weighted blanked on top of you both.

Complain that it's heavy, but he insists if he's to take you back home that you start becoming accustomed to the pressure of the ocean and his 8 tentacles around you. No, you are legally obligated to spend at least one hour with him every day after 5pm per your relationship contact.

(Note that, it's not an actual contract. He's made very few since Leona destroyed his collection, saving them for emergencies and things of personal importance. He has one waiting for you to sign in the future, glittering gold with the words ENGAGEMENT CONTRACT on the top.)

For now, though, he demands that you let him indulge in your affections, exclusive to him (and maybe Grim). Leave lipstick marks on him, one specifically on his collar, Why are you so surprised? It's so that he can brag about getting such a wonderful, beautiful, enchanting, loving partner. Azul's so surprisingly affectionate in public, an arm wrapped around your waist so that his hand rests on your hip, rubbing any exposed skin there. He's bringing you closer, preening when you place a hand on his chest for stability. That's right, he's YOUR stability in this crazy world. He's delighted that everyone else can mope and stomp around, jealous as you place another kiss on his cheek. All these single-fucks can seethe and cry about how he, the Azul Ashengrotto, can show off his pretty eye-candy of his arm with a self-satisfied smirk.

You're his partner, his beloved, his his his! You, to be frank, had the opportunity to choose celebrities, princes, heirs, future kings. You had the cream of the crop, really. But none of them met your standards, only him! He wins! Ha! Ha ha ha! Now, let's go back to the bedroom, he's in need of your sweet embrace and would like to make out with his partner! HIS!!!

Ha, ha, HA!

[beefrobeefcal]

Quick Frankie based on your recent one shot

I CANNOT. I CANT. I… I… *disconcerting beefro kazoo symphonic sounds*

FraNKiE tUmMy….

Thank you, @yahtiwakitakos I AM IN AWE!!!! Y’all pls throw your hands together for this work of art!!!

The fact you captured the smile & his whole proud demeanor just earns the cockles of my cold dead heart 💜🥩💜🥩💜

It’s-a-little-bit-funny-this-feeling-inside regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

[ikatako38]

-_.

This is war

[askkaimeilu]

I wanted to ask you something Luka, for now your pregnancy conditions don't bother you? (like cravings, nausea, pain...)