#//not to fucking mention the whole gwen grayson of it all like????

[freezegirl]

why am i seeing goddamn will stronghold slander on goddamn twitter in the year of 2024 like pls stfu??!?!?

[silent-raven13]

Funny, I heard there's

Gwen: Funny, I heard there's a Hobie around here that's a super power bottom and the Pav with the side bangs is the dominant one.

Pavitr gasps: What? No way! Is it the one that's super EMO! With the black wrist bands?

Gwen: Yup, dat one.

Miles: Oh I met him. He's kinda...shy through all that mean mug.

Hobie slouches on his boyfriend: Why it's always me with someone else?

Pavitr: Not all the time. You saw some Miles be with my variants or Gwen's. I think there was a Grayson with a Mariana, too.

Gwen gawks: No way!

Miles: Actually i saw them. They are cute together. Though the Gwen's male version looks like the bad boy Adrien.

Gwen: Adrien?

Hobie: It's lil Blu's favorite show, the Miraculous Ladybug. The blond lad with the whole Black cat look.

Gwen: OHHHH! Yeah, I can see that.

Pavitr cracks up: You sound like your disappointed?

Gwen: Well yeah. I be sounding so basic. Like I saw another Gwen that got bangs and a hairband looking pretty much the same like a good girl.

Miles: Hey, i feel like my variants be having the same look too like shave head? Short dreads?

Hobie: Hah, you haven't met short dread Hobie.

Pavitr: OH I SAW HIM! He looks... um... different. What's with the bleached hair and short dreads with the big Spectrum nose piercing?

Miles took a moment; NO WAY HE GOT SHORT DREADS!

Hobie: His bleach hair is terrible.

Gwen: Jumpscare! It's like Miles' Adidas -she nudges the mention of Miles' variant-

Miles: GAWD! With that bucket mask and those ugly ass shoes? The disrespect!

Pavitr laughs: It wasn't bad.

Miles: It was bad! That outfit got all the Miles riled up. Even the Marianas and Mimis were pissed off. Look, it would've been fine if he wore some leather loafers but Adidas?

Hobie: Well, you should've seen the Hobies mad at that Hobie. At one point they were about to kidnap him to fix his hair and piercings.

Pavitr: My Pavitrs were about to cut Emo Pavitr's hair.

Gwen: Wow, we be jumping people now?

Miles cracks up: I mean for the greater good, huh?

They passed by a Symbiote Gwen Stacy looking badass with her dark hair and medusa piercing. She went to meet up a couple of friends that were part of the Symbiote Spider-heroes. They all looked so badass.

Gwen: Awe, man. She's so cool. -She sips her smoothie-

Miles: For real! -Hobie and Pavitr nodded in agreement-

Pavitr: Hey, wanna go world jumping?

They all nodded wanting to pass the time.

Meanwhile

Emo Pavitr sneezed: Ah-choo!

His boyfriend, Hobie 138-52: Ya good, mate?

Emo Pavitr: I dunno I've been sneezing like crazy lately! -They were laying together by the courtyard of HQ-

Miles 1048 came by with his Adidas to Mimi, Mariana 1022, and Miles 43: Come on, man! This is a sweet fit!

They all scrunch their nose in disgust, Mimi responding: Miles that's ugly.

Miles 43 nodded: Shit is ugly as fuck, man.

Mariana 1022: I would've been fine if it was Timberlands but Adidas?

Miles 1048: But people think this a sweat fit!

Grayson came by with his girlfriend: Ay, that's a cool fit, Mi!

Miles 1048: SEE! -his variants ignores him-

Mimi scoffs: Grayson has horrible taste! Why do you think his gf dresses him up?

Grayson overhears them: HEY!

Symbiote Gwen talking to a Symbiotic Spider-man: Ugh, here they go again.

Symbiote Spider-man chuckles: It's bound to happen.