#//just in case!

[troublewithvampires]

that's the trouble with vampires, y'know? it's easier to kill the ugly sons of bitches than to contain 'em!

independent, semi-selective single-muse oc inspired by salvatore the vampire from the series bonesaw vic’s cryptozoological gardens

featuring verses inspired by jojo's bizarre adventure, the magnus archives, the unsleeping city, and more!

an exploration of revenge, the lasting echoes of trauma, and reclaiming a destiny that has been ripped away from you. of clawing your way out of hell and finding peace once more.

that, and a hot vampire who refuses to go to therapy.

mun and muse are both 21+

interact with this post and i'll check you out!

bitten by multi 🧛‍♂️

[michellexyoon]

WITH: @georgie-abhrams LOCATION: georgie's pool house

Suitcase in tow, the second she’d stepped foot in Georgia, she knew exactly where she was going. Amid the chaos that was her divorce, plans to travel to New Orleans had fallen through. Rather, they’d never been made. But she refused to let her ex-husband dictate how she spent her birthday. The ticket for February 29 was cancelled. Because instead of spending March 1 with her best friends, Michelle had sat across the table from a spiteful son of a bitch that she’d once called the most magnificent love of her life. Happy fucking birthday, Shelly.

It wasn’t her parents that Michelle sought out as she made her way back to Covington. No, she went straight to the Abhrams estate, straight to the friend whose birthday was close enough to hers that it felt like together, they could compensate for how shitty her own had been. Yet she’d found the house empty when she let herself in. Clearly Georgie wasn’t back and though she drifted off to sleep watching the door, she heard no key turn throughout the evening.

It was well past noon when Michelle finally awoke, once again finding no traces of Georgie. She nearly pulled out her phone to ask if she was dead and if so, why the hell she didn’t take Michelle with her. But the doorknob turned, and Michelle, who’d helped herself to breakfast ( or lunch in this case ), turned to face her friend. “You’re early. Don’t tell me you celebrated with bad sex.” Michelle's tone was blasé, as though it was completely normal that she would be here, considering she had dropped in unannounced. “I am vindictive and would wish that on someone else if they weren’t here to welcome me, but never on you.”

[gas-stxtion-a]

//ok actually i wanna talk a bit about some Gender Thoughts for jerry.

i think jerry probably does not use any specific labels for his gender. for all intents and purposes i tend to write him as like... genderfluid but defaulting to he/him pronouns a majority of the time. really though, jerry's gender is Whatever's Funniest In The Moment.

and part of that is b/c i think that vibes with the chaotic energy he has as a character, but part of it is also just! honestly part of jerry's reclamation of his identity after the mathmetists.

'cause like. okay there isn't *a ton* of information about what life as a mathmetist was like for him outside of casual mentions now and then, but there's a lot you can pretty easily assume. for one thing, the emphasis on no one having an identity outside of their purpose in the cult, even down to no one having *names*.

also, i honestly think it's... pretty reasonable to assume that mathmetism had pretty rigid gender roles and social structures. i mean they're implied to be kind of a white supremacist group lmao and WELL- and i only say *kind of* because we don't get a solid look at their ideals outside of what jerry says about them, and jerry seems to have kind of a surface level understanding of mathmetism in a lot of ways. but i mean every mathmetist we see is white and blond and that is very clearly intentional.

and sidenote jerry not fully understanding the cult's philosophy makes him being the only surviving mathmetist *incredibly* funny b/c no one can correct him now about any of it.

but anyway okay- so one thing with jerry i think about a lot is that like... post-mathmetism, he has a bit of a fluid sense of identity. he responds to almost every name people use for him and changes his name on a dime. and yeah, that's mostly played as a joke and not taken seriously, especially because he always goes back to being jerry very quickly, but it's interesting to me!

and furthermore, i think that extends to gender. he has no problem being feminine and doesn't seem particularly hard-pressed to appear traditionally masculine, which ofc doesn't necessarily mean he's got Funky Gender but i am choosing to read into it. i think, after having his identity stripped away from him, he's choosing to reclaim himself by completely throwing out the version of himself that he was *supposed* to be. and that applies to his gender as well--he's fully embracing being weird and wild and i love that for him.

jerry's gender is "eh" and "whatever" and "a man with extra spice" and "a woman but like when it's funny" and most of all "whatever he wants to be, because jerry is jerry and nothing can change that."

[pixelateddork]

During a rewatch of Lupin Zero with a friend, I got curious about something. So after overlapping some of the OST for Lupin Zero, I am like 85% sure that the song that plays over the heart scene in EP5 is a slightly reworked version of the song "Lupin's Heart"(which plays for the first time in EP1 during the scene Jigen is shot).

[scramratz]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[nervousmonolith]

figured out why i dislike the term non-man so much thanks random screenshot

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[paddysol]

im at a payphoneee trying to call home

[catmask]

SNAPDEX REPORT: WEEK 1

actually, i guess nows as good a time as any. heres all my pokemon warmups from the past 9 days! i wonder how long i can keep going

[troublewithvampires]

@bxtsence said: 💔

(come tell us about an ex, sally - open)

Salvatore hesitates for a moment before he starts to explain. "Yeah, I, uh, I dated this guy named Bruno a while back." It feels strange to say it like that, to actually confirm the relationship's existence, but that's the only really accurate way he can describe it. "We, uh, we never really told anyone about it, but we were together... shit, we were together nearly nine fuckin' years."

Really puts into perspective how much fucking time they both wasted on that sinking ship.

Not wanting to dwell on that particular thought, Salvatore pushes forward. "Bruno was a nice guy," he says. "Nice enough, at least. Met him at the restaurant he worked at while he was in college--this ritzy li'l place called The Herald." He lifts one hand to scratch at his chin, glancing down. "We didn't really... do anything for a while, not for another few years, but we got along fine."

Salvatore looks back up, but still keeps his eyes down. "Bruno was a nice guy," he says again. If he says the words enough, maybe they'll ring true. "He went to school to direct movies, and he told me all about his ideas." A small smile spreads across his face. "He had a lotta good ideas, I think. Been meanin' to see if he ever got to make any of 'em."

After a moment, the smile falls. "But, well, at the end of the day, we had different ideas for what we wanted. I wanted to keep things on the down-low, not make a fuss. The guys would never let me live it down, y'know. He wanted to tell the world about us, to start a family with me." A deliberate pause as he closes his eyes. "But he didn't want me. Bruno wanted a wife, not some confused broad tryin' to be a man, who cared more about work than her boyfriend." The words taste acidic on his tongue, echoing in his memory.

Salvatore leans back against the wall behind him, crossing his arms. His eyes open again. "The night I was turned, Bruno gave me an ultimatum. He was tired of arguin' with me and told me to choose--my work with the Gianetti's, or him." The smile returns, bitter and strained, as he adds, "I made my choice, and he made his. He slapped me, I broke his nose, and the rest is history."

"... Not really sure where he is now."

[wren-kitchens]

tbh i would have loved a minecraft movie where the world was visibly updating around steve and alex as they explore. like, the first couple days have the old textures and their movement is laggy etc.

it takes a little while for the audience to notice, but as the days go by, there are more mobs and new trees and the movements of everything is smoother. and suddenly everything is so much more colourful than it was before and now the oceans have life, and the villages are huge, and the nether is full of biodiversity and the caves are enormous and theres something lurking at the bottom

and throughout the movie, you can see the odd character in the background of youtubers that started playing during whatever version it is at that point, and when we reach 1.20 all of a sudden alex and steve run into this group of people and its all the new character skins that were introduced at that point

idk its a shame we get something that visibly didnt have much thought put into it aside from 'lets make jumanji again but this time its minectaft' when there are so many possibilities that have so much more interest

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[leo-artista]

AU in which Ford is in much worse shape when Stan arrives in the shack so he has to take care of him, and they get to actually talk about stuff instead of fighting

[a-method-in-it]

You know that Chris Fleming line that goes "Call yourself a community organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates"?

I honestly think every leftist who talks about the "revolution" like Christians talk about the rapture needs to spend a year trying to organize their workplace. Anyone who sincerely talks about building a movement so vast and all-encompassing that it overwhelms all existing power structures needs the dose of humility that comes with realizing they can't even build a movement to get people paid better at a badly run AMC Theaters where everyone already hates the manager.

[geezmarty]

hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)