#//fun police Yumi being a stubborn

[yumichikah]

"Have you heard? There's this thing in the world of the living called "dating app" that's been rising in popularity among the young folks. Wanna give it a try and see who can get the most dates in a week? Winner gets to ask loser to spill three secrets, plus 1000 Kan paid in cash. How 'bout that?"

"Absolutely no~" was the immediate, jovial answer to such an absurd suggestion. What she was trying to barter with was secrets and that was not a currency Yumichika would ever do business with - even with a friend like Rangiku. Otherwise this whole competition of popularity did sound quite intriguing in a way, though slightly bizarre. Arranging dates and meeting lots of new people was a bit of a hassle, wasn't it? And what did those modern people even do on dates? What would they talk about? He had no clue.

"I'm not looking to date anyone right now, thank you very much", the continuation soon came, flat and sounding like a poor excuse. Of course he wouldn't say anything about the real reason why this idea of hers was instantly off the table.