#//default fortnite dances// I’m so obsessed with them right now

[ashendalia]

griff and katya hurt/comfort kinda vibe going here

[andaleduardo]

for the hc thing? Richie has a huge following making ironic Tik Toks. He is VERY skilled in the art of shooting (the dance) and fortnite default dances. That is all.

I got carried away… which is weird because I’ve never played fortnite and I’m not into tik tok so I had to ask my friends the weirdest questions of all time but I feel educated now, so thank you!

- So, the first signs of this nightmare started when Fortnite came around

- Richie didn’t even play it, Bill and Ben did, and they tried to make every loser play with them but everyone was okay with just watching

- Except Richie

- The first time he watched them play he got fucking heart eyes looking at the screen

- “Holly shit, guys! Fucking pickaxes and parachutes?!”

- He was heavily scolded for using the term parachutes

- “THEY’RE CALLED GLIDERS, TRASHMOUTH.” yikes..

- Well anyway, you know how it goes. Richie gets sickly addicted, to the point of making everyone else bored of playing because he has the power to make everything suddenly annoying

- Richie takes it to extremes, like doing the dances everywhere they go at random moments, and the thing is… he kinda sucks at it…

- At first, the losers pretend they don’t know him if he starts dancing in public. But this is Richie Tozier, alright? He’s committed! (right..)

- He starts practicing every afternoon to get better, and sadly for the others, he makes sure to share his progress by hitting one of the losers up with texts and calls to say how good he’s getting

- But oh well, he actually starts getting better, like really-good better. Once, Mike made the mistake of complimenting one of Richie’s dance moves and that was the no turning back point. Richie is on fire

- He’d show off his dances on high school parties and ONCE a drunk guy came out of nowhere and joined him and Richie swore he was the happiest man alive in that moment

- Also, very important to mention. He sucks at playing, but that’s how he likes it. He likes the game because there’s always new skins and stuff to buy, and the colors and designs and the whole adrenaline of just fucking around with other players it’s what really makes it appealing to him

- He almost never kills anyone and annoys the other players every way he can think off: he shouts into the mic when it gets quiet, does his voices until he’s most likely mutted by every single teammate, etc

- Some players start recognizing him and they make sure to let Richie know how much he’s hated and annoying and disliked. Everytime, Richie comes back with a mom joke

-One time his team won Victory Royale and he called every loser to make a speech even though he killed no one

- It starts getting boring after a while so he tries to make the losers play with him once, after much begging they agree, so they play on the playground mode

- So like at this point only Richie, Ben and Bill know the controls and all that, Mike and Bev are quick to learn by themselves, but right in the beggining of the game, before anyone had the chance to tell Eddie and Stan how to play, Richie just has to take the chance to mess with them

- He builds walls around the two of them so they get trapped and Richie almost pees his pants from all the insults Eddie throws at him while Stan just stays quiet and says

- “You begged me to play, I’m here for literally no other reason.”

- And then Eddie just keeps slamming all the buttons until he smashes the walls down with the pickaxe ( he kills Stan in the process )

- After Eddie learns he can do that, he honestly doesn’t care about anything else, he just keeps trying to murder Richie with it, but every time Richie simply uses other weapons to kill him, which leaves him even more pissed

- Eddie loves to collect things and every time he shouts “Guys I just got balloons!” or other things the first thing Richie does is to kill him and keep the things for himself

- Anyway, those little sessions always end up with them doing pointless things and Richie killing Eddie every two minutes because he thinks it’s funny

- Then Tik Tok became a thing

- It wasn’t really that popular in the beggining, or at least the losers were still oblivious to it. But sometimes they have these “try not to laugh” challenges and they usually watch vine compilations, but this time autoplay took them to a tik tok compilation

- I think it’s obvious that Richie fell in love again

- So they kept on watching those compilations, and after a few minutes some tiktoks had the fortnite dances in them, oh bOy, is Richie gonna download that now and become obsessed ??YES???

- And like, the ironic humour in it is so perfect for him that Richie downloads tik tok right in that minute and starts trying to figure out how to do things by simply putting the losers on video and zooming in on their faces with some random music as background

- His content is shitty and he got kicked in the ass many times because he keeps following his friends around every day and recording their arguments or pointless things

- He gets addicted to watching compilations and that’s when he starts attempting to do those ironic ones and he thinks he’s pretty good

- He actually is

- Well, his first tik toks were super cringy and belong to a darker past but now he’s a real tik tok master, or at least that’s what he says

- As revenge for putting their faces on tik tok, one time Bev got the app and the rest of the losers took Richie’s cringy old ones and had a great time making fun of him by adding their own tik toks

- They didn’t get any popular but the point was to bug Richie, which sorta worked because he was embarrassed and deleted all his old content

- One time Mike and Stan got into a small fight, and Richie kept singing the first verses of “Hit or Miss” to both of them until they couldn’t take it anymore and had to get over their fight to kick Richie’s ass together

- And like, Stan was really, really pissed whenever Richie used that tactic, specially when he sang “you’ve got a boyfriend I bet he doesn’t kiss ya”

- So once Eddie really, really got mad at Richie and Stan just fucking lost it, he started shouting that one verse in the middle of the school canteen

- Richie couldn’t even be sad anymore, how could he?

- Stan was so embarrassed because he forgot they were at school and everyone just stared, but Richie saved it by singing the next line out loud so that Stan wasn’t the only one getting attention

- Eddie was still mad

- Richie did the only logical thing and started singing “Baby I’m yours” by breakbot