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▸   @plutosighs  ​ ⟶   ❛  “Sorry no time for bitchy banter.” - bill @ craig!  ❜   ╱   (  legacies , accepting .  )

      Craig walks faster to keep up with Bill’s longer legs.  He has no idea where they’re going, but he has determined that he must follow on principle at this point.  Bill is in a hurry to somewhere, and Craig is delighted at the opportunity to make a nuisance out of himself, even if it doesn’t show in his face.

      “Skill issue,” he says.  “There’s always time if you know how to multitask.”  And unfortunately for Bill, Craig does.  Bitchiness comes second-nature to most South Park kids, and many of them, including Craig, deal with bullying by being an even bigger bully.

      “You just can’t think of anything to say, so you ‘don’t have time,’ and that means I win.  Not being able to admit you’re a pussy makes you an even bigger one, you know.”