#//but i had too

[darklight-owl]

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.

[queenoftheantz]

Here are my Dungeon meshi stickers! I basically thought "hey. lots of people will have cute food themed stickers. And that good and well, but I want that serious stuff too!" So I decided to make a series for the main gang based on sense of self instead!

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[the-eccentric-eclectic]

Hey kid, look at me.

I want you to T-pose. Turn your right thumb up and your left thumb doen and look at your right thumb. Move your arms up and down a bit until you feel a nerve running from your armpit to your palm. Now turn your right thumb down and your left thumb up, and look at your left thumb. Keep your chest facing forward and your shoulders back. Move your arms again until you feel that nerve again. Keep alternating between these two for a minute, or look at each thumb thirty times each.

Now sit down. Put your left hand firmly under your left buttock, palm down. Keep your shoulders back and put your right hand over the crown of your head, very gently pulling it to the right. Do this for thirty seconds, then do it again but with your right hand under your right buttock.

These are stretches for the nerves in your arms, and are very good for people who sit behind a computer a lot, or fibre artists, or you name it. Do them daily. They will hurt in the beginning, but keep doing them, even after the pain has gone, or it will return and you'll have to start all over.

[stealingpotatoes]

tried to tell my faithful eunuch Tucker that he was basically tumblr famous, but he was too focused on defending the homestead to care

[blabberoo]

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[kiddokori]

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[chiljax]

me too wade, me too

bonus:

[neon-vocalist]

put a finger down if you were just talking to your 70 year old dad and one thing led to another and you ended up having to sheepishly explain omegaverse and he was asking more and more questions so eventually you were standing with your face fully covered stammering out “a-and they go into… heat… cycles…” but he was still curious so now you’re listening to him read reddit posts about mpreg and yaoi aloud at your kitchen table

[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[godslayer-jones]

He sat at his usual rock at Lost Lake, the Moon was a little brighter tonight, the air was warm, and welcoming, Johnny's worries seemed to fade as he sat down.

Renata, you've probably grown to expect this, but it's Johnny, again. I'm not annoying you, am I? with how often I stop by, I'm sure you've grown tired of me by now, huh?

He chuckled to himself, looking to the statue in the lake, as if expecting a response- she'd reply one of these days, wouldn't she? He listened to the gentle waves of the lake for a moment, growing quiet again and looking back to the water, staring at his reflection in silence. I don't know how I could ever find that voice annoying when I haven't heard it for so long..

That voice, that was a voice he knew! A voice that brought comfort and love- but it couldn't be her, now could it-? He looked up again, to the voice behind him, his eyes turning soft, a look his wives only saw, which even then was rare for such a stoic man.

..Ren..?

Oh Johnny, I just got here! You have to save some tears for the goodbye, don't you-?

Her smile was soft, her face untouched by the hands of time, she was still as healthy and lovely as she was the day of.

You're going to leave again-? Do you have too-?

She was quick to wipe his tears and snot away with her sleeve, just like she had all those years ago, wanting to get a good proper look at his face.

Now not just yet! I spent my time coming down here just to visit you, but between you and I, I don't think I can trust Joy and Amelia to take care of the moon forever, as hard as they work, you know those two girls get excitable.

just like you.

She teased as she pulled the Slayer into her arms, resting a gentle kiss on the top of his head. Last time she held him they were both covered in blood, oh how it pleased her to see him so safe and loved.

But enough about me, look how healthy of a man you've become! Your ladies are treating you well, aren't they-?

Her smile only grew as he nodded, hearing him let out the softest little 'yes'. She admired his face a little more, before letting go.

Quiet today, you'd usually be talking over me, or did I catch you off gaurd?

You aren't mad at me..?

His voice was barely above a whisper, his eyes meeting Renata's again as he looked up to the goddess infront of him.

You aren't mad at me-? For yelling? for getting loud at you-? for moving on-? You aren't mad I couldn't protect you-? I'm not the same man anymore, I'm not the man you fell in love with anymore, and yet you aren't mad at me-? He sounded so scared, leaning back into her touch as he awaited her answer, his tired eyes scanning her own, looking for answers to everything, He had so many questions he wanted to ask, but with the sunset so close on the horizon, he knew he could only enjoy the moments with her for a little longer, no matter the answers given.

I was never mad at you, Johnny. I never could be. I know what you've seen, I understand emotions are hard for you sometimes, and when preparing to fight a god so strong, you're prone to have outbursts..

You did all you could to protect all of us, Johnny. You lost limbs if it meant trying to keep us safe, and I don't think I could ever get mad at anyone for making such a sacrifice so willingly..

She went to kiss his head again at this point, keeping her little Slayer safe in her arms.

And how could I even think to be mad when I put you three together? You're safe, your ladies protect you, and that's all I could have ever wanted. I'll always be watching you from up above, you know all too well where to look if you need me.

Her smile softened, looking to the horizon.

I love you, Renata.

I love you, and I'm proud of you, Johnny.

I always have, and always will be, proud of my Godslayer.

[cart00nmilk]

Continuation from this

Anyway people wanted more so i made Sonic choke and die for half of this follow up

[tenukiki]

part 1, part 3