#//and them getting it on

[juliusthedressmaker]

As much as I love the attention...

Can you all please stop asking me about my dick and sending me extremely horny, explicit asks? I have never even sent a dick pic in my life, you know? Go ahead and ask any of my crew if you do not believe me!! For fucks sake, I've never even measured it - why would I?! That is one thing I'm not insecure about at all and find it stupid anyone even does so! So asking me the measurements of my size..? I could not even give you an answer if I wanted!! I was kind enough to indulge you all in an estimate with my hands some time ago, that's all you get!! I love to answer my fans questions, you know? But 75% of what I get asked is about my dick or beyond degenerate questions of my sex life, or what you want me to do to you! I am a married man! And I am not a man whore like Killian!!! Send your horny asks to him if you must, you know??

Here, all I will say is the following, and this is to make you all shush once and for all! Enjoy because I won't elaborate. Bother @killianlynch, he might actually answer but he is very busy 24/7 so don't expect it!

Nsfw below, 18+ interaction only allowed!!! >:u

Yes, I am extremely kinky.

Yes, my relationship with Killian is a full time dom/sub dynamic

I've only had proper sex with a total of four people in my entire life.

No, I will never fuck a woman again. My ex wife, Emily, is the only one I did and ever will.

I'm a cisman, MPREG...? WHAT THE FUCK?!

Yeah, I have 'special horny time'

No, I don't wish to further elaborate as it in any way.

As far as my dick: I have a massive demon cock.

Yes, I engage in sexual activity with Killian extremely often. I am an incubus and so is he, what the fuck do you expect?!

No, I do not have any limit to how long I can go at it. Again, I AM A SEX DEMON.

Anything else? Use your imagination! >:u

There! Are you fucking happy now?!?!

:)<3

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[jerrycummblr]

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in

[heph]

Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

[modmad]

hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?

oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

[skipppppy]

Highkey one of the funniest parts of Gravity Falls is how obnoxiously close they come to revealing Ford’s existence in the early seasons but never do out of just. Cosmic levels of dumb luck

Episode 1 Stan nearly catches Dipper with the journal and it’s passed off as a gag about Gold Chains for Old Men magazine. In Time Travellers Pig they go back to the Shack 30 years in the past and miss Ford opening the door on them by literal seconds. In bottomless pit Mabel gives him a set of truth teeth that make him incapable of lying and he tells the twins TO THEIR FACES that he regularly commits massive tax fraud and if they had asked him to elaborate he would’ve told them who he was impersonating. In one of the shorts Dipper and Soos find a sentient omniscient mailbox that will answer any question in the universe, and right before they can ask it who wrote the journals Mabel shows it a video of herself snorting gummy worms and it kills itself out of disgust. The entirety of Dreamscaperers is them delving into the depths of Stan’s psyche, going through his memories, all while fighting his brother’s ex-boyfriend and it somehow just. Doesn’t come up. Bill never mentions him. Their grandpa Shermie never said anything. Their parents never said anything. Either the universe was conspiring to cover it up or they are genuinely all that oblivious

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[paper-lilypie]

something something just my luck

[pokeberry5]

late night/early morning stakeout