#//I hand you this meal and then immediately dump salt on it enjoy XD

[truly-quirkless]

He'd made it. The doors were sliding shut- he could finally rest. Or at least, All Might had been hoping for that- but as he let out a breath, he heard a voice- and his blood froze in his veins. One of the students- Kaminari. The electric-type Quirk wielder, charging straight for the elevator. He looked- sky-blues flashing in internal panic. Oh, please miss. He didn't want the kid to miss a class or anything, but--- he was about to explode. He couldn't- risk it----! PLEASE DOORS, CLOSE-

But it would seem luck- or perhaps fate- was not on his side, this day. He wanted to scream as the kid had fallen into the elevator- just as the doors slid shut. He had to hold this form. Just a minute or two more...! But it hurt like Hell, each additional second like knives all over his skin- his muscles screaming at him, his nerves begging. Yagi closed his eyes, taking in an ever-so-slight, pained breath.

"Hello, young Kaminari!" There was a certain tremble to his voice- barely discernable to his own ears, but still there. He was about out of time. His eyes dilated- smoking-???? Shit, he WAS! He resisted the urge to twitch, feeling like his body was going to split apart----! "O-oh,- well,- I---!"

BOOM!!!!

Smoke burst from his frame, filling the elevator in seconds. A specialized vent system kicked in, not even allowing him the extra few seconds to gather himself as it was all sucked out- rapidly disappearing, leaving the spindly teacher now standing there, nearly doubled over- hacking and coughing wetly into a fist, feeling blood paint his knuckles crimson.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT-

Denki had forgotten something in the classroom, doing his best to beat the elevator before it closed. He hadn’t even realized who was in there… especially when he was still shaken up from the incident.

“Hold the door!!!” He manages to catch it with his foot, panting hard as he slips in and falls to the floor. “S A F E!!!” He leans against the corner, running a hand through his hair as he finally looks up at who he’d demanded hold the door.. and his eyes go wide.

“Oh… h-hey, All Might..!!! Hello..!” He really doesn’t know what to say to the man who J U S T saved his whole class. Especially not after shouting for him to hold the door!!!! “You look… smokin’~!” …..the joke was all he could come up with, unsure if his eyes were playing tricks on him with seeing him literally smoking.