#//DONT KILLHIm
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thelaughingmerman · 3 months ago
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Loghain, Alistair, and Stroud are one thing, but if I had to choose between Hawke and Warden Carver/Bethany, that would have broke me.
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maplesugarchunks · 2 months ago
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from someone who was taught to stk: SHOOT CENTER MASS
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misplacedreporter · 1 year ago
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Knives had told him about the cube? Other worlds' Knives could travel between reality too? Meryl shuddered slightly at the thought, trying not to flinch. "He's here? And you just–did you at least, I don't know. Human jails probably can't hold either of you, right? So he's just... loose?"
Like he was some sort of stray animal, she thought vaguely.
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"He hasn't hurt anyone right? You'd stop him if he did obviously–do you know what he's planning?"
Wait no, this wasn't her world and it probably wasn't her Knives. (And since when did he ever use Knives instead of Nai anyway?) She didn't have a responsibility here to stop him like if this was home. And this Vash probably knew what he was doing. (She hoped.)
"No, never mind I don't–I have to find the boys, I don't have time for him."
Things were very, very different here-- as shown in the lack of horror or familiarity in the blond's gaze as he looked over the object. If anything, he looked confused, blinking at is as he leaned in to get a better look.
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"... I've been to JuLai, yeah, but this is..." Vash furrowed his brows, wracking his brain for whatever was trying to connect with this thing in his head. Had he seen this before? Or maybe he'd-- oh! Oh, right, he'd heard about this thing before, didn't he?
"I think Knives-- er, not this world's Knives, but another Knives," it felt like that needed clarification, "mentioned this before. Your Vash condensed a lot of power into this... cube, right?"
He reached out and gave it a gentle little tap with a gloved finger, right on the corner.
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"But whatever caused this cube to exist in your world, it didn't happen here. As far as I'm aware, anyway. I don't know how much help I'll be."
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peachdues · 1 year ago
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well now i as well have to do some guessing (not previous clever anon)
douma kidnaps reader, severs the mark so sanemi goes all ape shit thinkinng were DEAD and then somehow someway READER goes mad and beats the wver living shit iht of douma with a rock (killhim?)
sorry for typing errors i dont have auto correct on
also pls i really wanna see the sanemi cardigan 😭
Hmmm this is an interesting one! I’m glad to see someone guess what the rock means beyond something sexual.
I love your theories lmao
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prettyboykatsuki · 5 months ago
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fmk capitano pantalone dottore
oh nooooooooooo
CAPITANO MUTUALS DONT LOOK!!!!!!!!!!!
fuck - dottore
marry - pantalone
kill - capitano. I HAVE NO DESIRE TO KILLHIM. but i want pantalone super badly fdkjsdj more than i can explain
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vvarcrime · 3 months ago
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HtaH Dashboard Simulator
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I will be honest keeping jean-luc in a room for 20 years was probably not the nicest thing to do to him but he DID directly cause thousands of deaths. It was that or killing him outright. At least this way he finally gets to live his shit dream of being mark van santen's loser boytoy in his 50s. Honestly i think the fact that he was still into him is what really needs discussing here. Is the grand archon okay.
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No way Manon Delaforêt is doing prison state apologia on my fucking dash rn
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Oh hi there giselle "patricides" o'sullivan id love to hear more about what you think an appropriate, constructive reaction to violent murder is
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Hey
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Please tell me more about how you think i should have dealt with my dad
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I love learning about the Fall of the Rationalists' League, honestly. There is a nonzero chance that manon's dad having workplace relations would have prevented mass murder.
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btw just so everyone knows whilst trading pows was absolutely in the talks. manon pulling jean-luc delaforêt our of her literal basement and selling him back to the ga for a full release of all coalition pows and then some was not discussed because she failed to mention that he was even alive. that level of resource cultivation would be so impressive if it wasn't basically land mutiny.
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Cranky cos u didnt get to grill him before he got traded off? 🥺
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JUST A TAD.
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My dick is NOT that good
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Jack Valerian has been coping and seething abt the Jean-Luc thing all day which would be hilarious if I wasnt also so miffed. About the Jean-Luc thing.
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Hey boss its ok im sure youre great at unlawful detention too
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o so NOW people care about illegaly ditaining ppl in basements? white man privilige smh when i was illegaly ditained in a basement nobody cared exept ophelia and she put me there 💀
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KAEDE???
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no. someone else. sorry vivienne lorelei grace, who i do not know
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I cant believe jean is still alive i hope mark rides his shiny new boytoy so hard he has a heart attack and dies
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mark or jean-luc?
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Yeah
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JEAN-LUC DELAFORÊT IS MANON DELAFORÊT'S WHAT
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With all due respect, they have the same surname??
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Thank you for your input, Jack! Do you also think i am related to the fucking twins at st. Claire's
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You know usually i get very annoyed thinking about the amount of work i did for the GA & the fact that they keep using it to make god-men out of war criminals but i do genuinely hope they devote the time and resources necessary to clone Jean-Luc new eyes, only to completely forget that 20 years of total blindness will have resulted in his brain completely overwriting the parts that he used to see with Other Stuff. & completely waste their time.
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That can HAPPEN?
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Yeah 👍
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Hholy shit jeanluc alive
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Hey man hows it going
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We should. Killhim
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Sorry
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My apologies! Did not mean to Qjestion yoir decision
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Anyone in this thread smoke weed
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sutoraiiku · 5 years ago
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youngesper replied to your post “zenitsu has appeared! What to do? Yell at Brush off Kiss cheek Kill ”
*points to grave* kill
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Oh shit, oh gOD the grEmLIN toddler is baCK
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fawnilu · 4 years ago
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espresso · 5 years ago
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r u guys braindead poodiepee isnt quittng yt hes going on a break do u kno th media  @ all 
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vhs1988 · 4 years ago
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mfw im a chad and i don’t like any romantic pairings within the venerated triad but i like the tragedy of the dynamic so i have to look at ship art with the rest of you
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hermitcraft9 · 2 years ago
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Awwwww hes bringing him home.tommy dont youregonna killhim TOMMY DONT THIS IS HOW HE DIED YOU FUCKING FREAK
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fleurdufeu · 4 years ago
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Hey everyone, does anyone know what I could possibly name a copper age guy from the alps? Or do I just say fuck it and call him Ötzi?
Maybe writing a fic where Andy kills Ötzi now thanks to a conversation with a friend
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aangfanclub · 4 years ago
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liveblog s1 ep20: the siege of the north pt 2
liveblog of part 2!! this one is intense and my brother is currently crying hysterically due to ~events~ and emotional support is appreciated
Where is aang’s spirit??? I am uncomfortable when we are not about aang
Zuko pls know i say this with as much love as possible but you’re so stupid. You stole the avatar and he isnt even awake to keep u alive
Bro: steal ur face? Ha. how would u breathe. Checkmate
Zuko has a sister?????
ZUKO HAS A BROTHER????
[then followed a debate in which i swore i heard zuko say he had a brother. My siblings told me i was wrong and i made us go back and watch it again. I was completely wrong. I’m a fool and now we all know this]
WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ZUKO!! STOP TRAUMATIZING ZUKO CHALLENGE
Bro: Everytime i see sokka im just like. Man. i wish i had his hair.
Zuko needs a therapist and like one healthy coping mechanism
REMOVE THE MOON?? Ok gru djskfskjd
Yes YEET that fiance
How is aang gonna not emote. Hes so excited all the time! He’s so baby!
BRO THAT THING IS SO CREEPY ITS LIKE IF THE MONSTER FROM INFINITY TRAIN WAS ALSO A CLOWN
Bro: Aang is so strong for being able to keep a straight face. If anything i would laugh
Lotta talk about the moon,,, im feeling like someone’s in danger of losing a gf
Sis: ITS THE POLAR BEAR bro: that is a PANDA are you okay????
whats happening?? Hows he gonna get to his body? Oh he just yeets back jdskfks ok
Bro: Zukos voice sounds like a boy whos going through puberty but he doesnt want his voice to crack so he just whispers
Bro: Sokka and yue are my marichat. Sis: theyre your MARICHAT?? THATS SUCH A WEIRD ONE TO PICK bro: uhhh maridrein?? OH ADRINETTE
THE MOON IS A FISH??
Jsdkfkjs the moon said im outta here yall figure this out on your own
SICKO MODE AANG I MISSED U
Aang HELLO??? Where did you GO YOU CANT JUST GO SICKO MODE AND LEAVE WHAT IS THAT LIZARD THING 
AANG IS THE MOON SPIRIT??? TALK ABOUT FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW
Sis: NOBODY BETTER EVER MESS WITH AANG EVER EVER AGAIN I SWEAR
Bro: NOOO IM GONNA CRY IF SHE DIES IM GONNA CRY I CANT SHE WAS MY MARINETTE THIS ISNT FAIR
Bro: Did she DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO
[at this point bro is crying hysterically and punching the couch in anger. We are all yelling]
Bro: I swear i want to kill whatever that commander dude is he killed by GIRL AANG YOU BETTER DELETE HIM
Bro: NOOO SOKKA NOOOOOOO
She IS the fish???? She became the moon???
At least he got to kiss his dead moon gf one last time,,,,,
I swear i hate you sooo much i dont even know your name KILLHIM ZUKO
Begone i dont want you to EXIST
Bro: He killed my girl.... He killed my girl... this is so sad.. She was my marinette
Sis: THIS GIRL WAS IN THIS SHOW FOR LIKE 3 EPISODES CHILL
Bro: I JUST LOVE SOKKA SO MUCH AND SHE WAS HIS EVERYTHING
[bro is crying real tears. His spirit is crushed. He just wants yue back. His voice is cracking a lot]
Let zuko take a nap challenge. Let zuko be loved and cherished challenge
[bro is screaming into a pillow]
Post-episode: sis: should we watch an episode of miraculous ladybug to lift our spirits? Bro: NO. NO ONE ELSE GETS RELATIONSHIPS IF SOKKA DOESNT
Bro: i have two theories and one of these NEEDS to happen or else im canceling the show. Either aang goes into the spirit world and goes ‘bro sokka is destroyed come back please’ OR sokka dies and becomes the water spirit so they can be together forever
[bro has been going on for half an hour about why sokka and yue should’ve gotten married bc they would’ve united the two water tribes. It’s sad boi hours. He and my sister are yelling about the virtues of yue and adrien agreste for reasons i dont understand. Love is dead.]
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jb-smok3zz · 3 years ago
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the-firebird69 · 4 years ago
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gee cork wont maclook bad if i win the grand as he is losing a bet... Zues Hera well in this caseno he looks good im the badguy bja ohhh ok so caa wins vs the Lord and he is not losing face again destroying his kid and losing a bet of any kind a gentlemans wager.. Hera Zues no no notto her and oh..he willwin then we help mac daddy win..tons see it which is his he says easy we are remote mac less remote wesee and we jump on it to make our actual accuser look good..to win we say and then Bitol pays mac one grand...i accept mac says..and it is in cash, in person and per oneof our simple ones he does it daily ok  mac daddy says. and oh we see so we help him win...and itis a barf contest see...he seeswho wnats what but then details are worked out ad he used to watch and wondernow at youto take yourjob but he sucks cant do it. wont.  and we seewhy hostage yo u agree we killhim have to and cork your a coward mac daddy we are intermingled not interlinked and so on..no imnot you iwin not his. bja good  i beat you at crazy chicken adn all help..we eat you up cork...all donow and it is gross but we do. huge huge chickens today giant.  he had it ready...fn funny they are ten foot tall stand and barf out wanna fight...and he isoffnow to beone taylor...wetook him we say...Thor says...and i say we are at it and mean fight hard...cork dies he is an impetuous ass and umass helped he couldnot stand him smelled too of something..bad.  it wasfoot oder ish.. smelly...odd smell.  not fromdoping just stank notlikehis bja character...hw waeating crappy food did not care hated you and you said it to him quitely cork..and he knew what to do...umass..ok and off and we went to town it was me wtf and you fought  a demon corky was so impressed he caved in tried to see why and tried fighting you you would not he was too weak..stopped said off and more inslted h felt odd..had to hit and you took himto task out the window tons flew an no he didnot do  it youhad him you fool...say it. mac says...oh boy ancient history why it is ocming out youlouse youhitmethey saw and all wantto know why. you fag. mac daddy and it is due to my abnormality  my deformation. that iswhy cork nah. you wereborn this way you awnt stuff cnathave it and the bright hand thing is coolfunand torures you..so we do it now big time.. mac daddy    cork   and another dave caa combo and cokr is down stay down mron and dont bloow yoursefl up ok we need profesional cops now dave stager wedo and he played your father and he says if ionly knew he daves father take a poweder and he would leave. mac daddy
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the-firebird69 · 5 years ago
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huge ships by your own capable of  doing what you see and you donkeys keep it up blame all and your shrinks do too.  what barf heads. oh you dont see us. and we say we took most of the gold. they got lead. found the asshole. now  he is the good guy for boethering him. and he doesnt get it we killhim for it and he slipped yoiu a mickey for your trouble asshole bja Thor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b00HdinHJzM&list=RDb00HdinHJzM&start_radio=1&t=103
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