#//Bro will imprint like a lil patito
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I like to think Moze developing a crush on someone is just. Not going to wind up resulting in any way a conventional fluffy sort of situation. At least not at first.
#hc; moze#//Stalking#//He'd engage in stalking; is what he'd do#//A very 'How many eye contact until date' kinda guy#//And he HATES eye contact; so that's how you know he's SERIOUS abt them#//He's just like#//What do you MEAN ppl don't find it romantic for you to shadow their every step to make sure they're safe and always have exactly what the#want/need ready for them the moment they show any indication of wanting it; if not simply left in their room later???#//What do you MEAN you can't just break into sb's house to deep clean for them and leave everything Exactly the way it was before???#//What do you MEAN you can't just terrify the shit outta ppl giving your special person a hard time??#//Not even that one asshole of a heckler??? Their annoying coworker????#//On the bright side; you'll be his first relationship; so you get to have him aaaall to yourself; guaranteed#//Bro will imprint like a lil patito#//Getting there in the first place though is a TIME if you're not someone he's extremely comfortable around#//He's a bit like this in the friends stage; but not to THAT extent#//Breaking; entering; and cleaning; sure#//It's a show of affection he can get behind#//Scaring ppl for you? YUP#//Everything else though might be more for FEELINGS feelings#//Not that he'd immediately be able to tell the difference#//The moment he notes his feelings started changing; he will consult books like genuine life-or-death research#//And then just#//CLOWN the moment he determines his feelings#//If it's not clear; his main love languages are Quality Time & Acts of Service
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