#//‘wrath’ in this case is exactly one Serious Shawn warning

[stupiidgood]

List of people who could call Shawn by her legal birth name and get away with it:

Select family members (mom, mom’s family, grandpa henry & grandma emma)

Canon babes (gus, jules, despereaux, abigail)

Donny novitski @pianistplayed - almost exclusively when he’s angry at her

Beniot blanc @f4mily - thats their Dad now and it sounds cute in his accent

Sadie bennett @eurosleaz - mai whyfe

Izzy hands @theseourbodiesrp - it’s about the tenderness the intimacy yall wouldnt get it

Citrus @grenkids - she will not be calling him by his legal name <3

Rust Cohle @brightbrutality, once - they’ll be too caught off guard to react normally

Alana stark @godblooded - fucking soulmates are you fucking kidding me

All of their dads @nctamused - theyre good dads, brent!!!

Stede bonnet @unrely - he could call shawn almost anything tbh

All others will face her wrath and catch hands <3