#// who knows

[karinadele]

I hate to be that guy but:

Not my screenshot ofc, originally yoinked from xhs user: paradox被谬

The Transformers One production designer, Jason Scheier, has answered some important questions on his posts.

But there is one super important topic:

The organic life on Cybertron comes from ancient asteroids, not from Quintessons. The same did happen to Earth billions of years ago when water-composed asteroids collided to our planet (which used to have lava everywhere), giving rise to life.

(Also, a curiosity: did you know that, according to Science, our water is considered an "alien" composition (comes from space) that has no form, no taste and no color but It's the only thing what we need to survive? Amazing, isn't?).

It makes a lot of sense now because this is Science and Biology. Jason thought of everything.

[cakiebakie]

oat milk with a tiny bit of coffee

[ghurab-alzilal]

Damian: You gave me a puppy.

Raven: Yes.

Damian: You gave me a puppy?

Raven: Yeah?

Damian: You really gave me a puppy!

Raven: ...

Raven: And?

Damian: It means we're married now. I'll go tell Father!

Raven: Wait, what?

[aletterinthenameofsanity]

Crystal Palace and the Cat King (One Night Stand)

“So,” the Cat King says, sounding absolutely full of himself, because he’s a dick, because he’s smug, because he’s telling the goddamn truth. “Bargain fulfilled. One very satisfying, fucking magical, grief-pausing orgasm.”

Crystal snorts, this dry, hollow, aching sound.

Because this is the place she’s in. The life that she’s come to. Fucking a cat god in an attempt to feel something after she kissed a ghost and killed an immortal witch and watched her best friend die.

And the fact of the matter is that it fucking worked.

-aletterinthenameofsanity, i know your beat, baby (but your secret is safe with me)

She moved with shameless wonder

The perfect creature rarely seen

Since some liar brought the thunder

When the land was godless and free

Screaming the name of a foreigner's God

The purest expression of grief

-Hozier, Foreigner's God

[abbyz-elda]

Shad just casually dropping Zelda lore for games that hadn’t even come out yet 😳

[neomathemothermoon]

Should my first drawing of Melanthius and Amphinomus is them kissing. (JOKE JOKE THIS IS A JOKE.)

[squidsinashirt]

What?! I’m right!

Don’t take Two out, just… just sit tight. Sit at Dad’s desk and enjoy the feeling of being the boss for a while (it doesn’t last long, don’t worry).

I don’t want to have to come and have to rescue you from a Walmart carpark and pay the insurance for all the mom buses you’ve flattened with her (and with my baby onboard). And don’t tell me you fly a rocket, you’ve never taken Three shopping.

John’s snoozing, don’t wake him.

And don’t say that name too loudly, that’s what sent Scott off down his… adventure. I’m afraid if we say it three times, he’ll appear in person.

Do y'ever just get a gut feeling that one of your brothers just got hurt? And then you realise you're the only one not on a mission and you're tensed up with fear until they're all back?

...guys, please come home...

[spidertroupeart]

the jokes write themselves

[xamitras]

For many of years I had this tradition of drawing Wirt and the beast once a year to see how much I have improved, then depression hit in 2023 and couldn't continue, but it left so really amazing art in the process

[allthatdivides2]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “public transit” 😳💊 you’ll be going wherever you want for an affordable price 💯👨‍💻

me: yeah whatever i dont feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the bus should have been here by now

random guy at the bus stop with me: the transit app is lying to us

[smatterbrained]

These unethical lil guys are growing on me

[tofublock]

glistening summer

available as print on patreon

[marsipain]

Norwegian Mikus :)

Left is Miku as a russ and right is Miku in a bunad!

[cumcov3redangel]

A soft romantic girl who thinks about death and rough sex

[z13lovebot]

you guessed it! fish delivery!