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[ohmylcve]

closed one liner for @satvns !

"i highly doubt that's true, to be honest."

[gemscales-and-tea]

@onehellishcollection has liked for an Overlord Cesar starter.

In a sparingly lit waiting room, decked with the colors of black and green in any manner, Jingle constantly stresses at his job; despite what efforts his boss makes.

The little imp is just nervous by nature and is even more so under the title of 'secretary'. Unlike most Overlords, he found the Phone Demon to be a rather fair boss. Often he would do what was possible to help the little imp relax and keep from stumbling over himself, a wreck as he scrambles to file paperwork and schedule appointments while his boss innovates out of sight.

Ever since phones developed touchscreens, things had been so busy! At the moment the Imp is settled at his desk, furiously typing away as business meetings are carefully put in order. He's so focused that a clearing of a throat causes him to jump with a yelp, nearly falling out of the chair he's perched in and only prevents by grabbing hold of the comically large oak desk that was his work space.

A wheeze as he pulls himself back up... only to nearly wheeze again when he sees who made the noise. Oh sweet cheese and crackers, why was this happening? Tail curling tight behind himself, the imp smiles somewhat nervously but at least friendly.

"Oh! Y-Your Majesty! I'm sorry, I didn't hear you come in..." okay, okay just breathe. A fast movement of one hand and he has the calendar page to the correct month-- there's no appointment with Lucifer today. Oh biscuits. Just as fast, his hand presses a button on the intercom next to him.

"Ahhh S-sir? Lucifer just walked into the waiting room, should I--?"

"Send him in, Jingle~."

And just like that he seems to settle a bit, eyes dancing back over to look at the King before he gestures to the door on his immediate left.

"You can go in now."

[9otham]

@perfectonempty ♡'d for a penguin one liner.

❝ late to my own party. it's not a good look, i know. ❞

[ladyohdeath]

@clochanam liked this for a starter

her head tilts, and her eyes wander. the knife in her hands had intended to be threatening but now it just sits there, unmoving. over the years, she's become used to strange people with strange powers. she's taken the souls of many, including the most powerful creatures of all, and delivered them elsewhere. for the most part, she's unaffected. her curiosity dies with them. this time, though, she's not here for the other -- she just so happens to be in the same area, and for once something is more interesting to her than death.

she looks normal. unassuming. the thrumming that rio feels might not be anything. her head tilts, and the silence has stretched on too long now. she might even be making the other uncomfortable -- this dark-cloaked, silent being standing with a weapon and saying nothing. and so, she finally breaks the silence, her voice low and sultry. "what exactly are you?"

[nocentis]

@pretiumus liked for a starter!

╳┆Admittedly, he was skeptical of this hand-scrawled map and the craggly stranger who'd drawn it up, but it was the best lead they had so far. Rumors of a cursed artifact had been swirling around this area long before they arrived, and yet the moment he started asking around, everyone went mum. Everyone save for the map-maker, who responded in broken rumbles and half-words, beckoned them into his shanty, and scribbled out a crude path.

Now they stood at the end of a dock, staring straight across the still bay at a small, lush island. It seemed their target was somewhere in the midst of that overgrowth.

"It seems we'll need a boat."

[naturesbeat]

@killjedi liked for a starter!

𝙸𝙽. 𝙾𝚄𝚃. 𝙸𝙽. 𝙾𝚄𝚃. There was only so much of that ominous breathing Aphra could stand before she began to fill the silence with mindless chatter. “I hope we’re going somewhere a little more scenic this time,” she said, dutifully punching in the coordinates Vader provided into the hyperdrive. “I hear Gatalenta is beautiful this time of year. And you can never go wrong with Naboo-” Her face fell considerably when their map zero’ed in on the outer rim instead, to a little dustball planet of no repute. “...Or not…” 

Still, she knew better than to complain. Too much, anyway. The stars stretched into the thin blue lines as Aphra plopped into the pilot’s seat, that creepy, unsettling – and dare she say, threatening – breathing keeping pace just behind her.

“So, uh, what are we looking for, Boss? Is it rebels?” She allowed herself to hope, just a little, and excitement crept into her voice. “Something shiny?” 

[rabbitprose]

low effort doodle of @holyfated!

[deadlydevotion]

If there was anything on this island that Legato knew could be eaten, it was fish. Fish were definitely edible and he could probably cook them easily enough if he could get a fire going. The problem was in actually acquiring the fish in order to get to the cooking stage.

This would be infinitely easier if he had his powers, dammit.

As of now, he was still attempting to work out a plan of action to get to the fish he was watching dart about in the little inlet a bit away from the crash of water. These ones are small and darting and wouldn't make much of a meal regardless but it's better then trying to go into the loud, moving water further out to attempt to find bigger ones.

He isn't going to remotely pretend that he's got any idea what he's doing in water of any depth and he has no interest in learning what it feels like to drown, thank you.

Legato looks up when he hears someone approach, eyeing the figure with vague curiosity before he turns his attention back to the fish. He may as well ask, he supposes. Someone surely knows how to manage this.

"I don't suppose you know how one goes about acquiring fish?"

@schleckermaul

[tawnysoup]

Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

[maskenjager]

I can't unsee this

[sillylittlegaymer]

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[s-aint-elmo]

pass it on!

(ID in alt text)

[ladyohdeath]

@tempusde liked this for a starter

around them, the trees almost seem to bend in the direction that it wants them to go. when rio takes a second to skate around a tree and inspect the bark with her knife she can almost feel the way it pushes her forward. she would hate it if she weren't so curious, if moving in a forward direction wasn't what she was already going to do. ahead of them, the other witches of the coven and that boy are walking ahead, towards a particularly large tree that they'd planned to stop and sleep under. at the end of the back, rio strolls, her eyes focused on the woman a few feet ahead of her.

she picks up pace slightly, almost skipping, until she's standing next to agatha. she breaks the silence with a whistle, as though they're walking through a normal forest and not a witch's forest full of horrors. maybe she does it a little bit to try and annoy agatha, to get her attention. maybe it's purposeful the way that her eyes flicker over to agatha the second she starts whistling, silently seeking her attention. it's like she can't look away whenever agatha's near. it's like she's one of those trees, pulled in one direction, and it's towards her.

"do you thinking the moon's real?" she asks, tilting her head up for a second to look up. "or is it a creepy illusion?" her head lowers, and then she's meeting agatha's gaze and grinning, as though she isn't making stupid small talk to try and get under her skin. "is it going to jump down and attack us at night? or maybe some moon monsters? that would be fun. who do we sacrifice first?" as she talks, she purposefully moves closer, until their shoulders are almost brushing.

[proletariat-of-sex]

How I found out about trump getting shot