They/Them | 39 | 🏳️🌈 💖💜💙 Bisexual and polyamorous professor with a penchant for puns, academia, cryptids, & RPGs.
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(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me
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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave
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i appreciate that i saw both of these on my dash within about five posts of each other. we’re gonna need both moods going forward, tbh.
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Absolutely captivated by this very specific type of image
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I think one of the things that made courage the cowardly dog such a great show (aside from all the other great things about it) is that Muriel did not stand for Eustace being a creep to Courage, there was none of that “be the bigger person, Courage” or “I’m staying out of it”, nope, if that guy fucked with Courage it was immediately rolling pin time
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Vampire Hunter D | 吸血鬼ハンターD (1985) dir. Toyoo Ashida
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courage the cowardly dog is not cowardly because that poor dog will be facing the flayed corpse of god or some shit every episode. courage the reasonably horrified dog
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i can’t hang out because i have to kiss my cat on the head 980 times
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I wish I woke up tomorrow in a world where I don't have to see a single AI generated image ever again
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I wonder what People Who Really Like Trains liked best before trains. the first sights of the first trains in history must’ve hit those brains like a galaxy going off.
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some of the things that are recommened for vaginoplasty are so funny like. there's a four week period where i'm "encouraged to sensually explore the area" but "not allowed to climax" like okay doctor-mandated edging. if you say so lmao
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