#// no offense.

[jamesheathridge]

how life felt when kyle gallner just had a small tumblr fandom and not an annoying ass twitter & tiktok fanbase

[gretahayes]

i have the jason tag blocked and only look when the post is reblogged by someone i trust to have good taste (not a jason fan)

[idontwanttospoiltheparty]

i feel so validated in my fanfic efforts by this movie. me and paul both share a braincell. also i feel like there's no point ever writing anything again

[barry2018-2023]

the way I can't even imagine myself being found attractive by another person even though I get hit on sometimes but never by anyone I'm interested in (men) (ugly)

[locktobre]

whenever I see a kitchen restock video and all those clean fridges and clear acrylic containers literally all I can think about is patrick bateman

[xx-hail2theking-xx]

...

it could've made all the difference in her life, yeah. but that wasn't an option you had, and it wasn't an option she had. I don't remember how old she said she was when the court 'saved' her. something about her seraph parent restrai-

it. doesn't matter. both are dead. and she grew up in that hell. and there's nothing to be done for it now.

though I do wonder if others are still there. not many places welcome hybrids, that I'm aware of.

i'd love ta volunteer where nessie's stayin, but. well.

that's not for mortals ta know.

[bamsara]

I love blocking people I've never interacted with based off their replies on some random popular post. Wow random user on a post with 50k notes with the worst take ever, I hope I never meet you and will make sure we never do

[notbecauseofvictories]

it's very frustrating that when you do something mature---something that really demonstrates how much you've grown as a human being and adult---no full orchestra immediately appears in your kitchen to play verdi's triumphal march and/or an arrangement of tina turner's "the best" at top volume.

[staymos]

how did 4 entire groups collab on jump in and it still sounds like poo and ass.

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[bruciemilf]

“Cass should be Batman” “Dick should be Batman” “Jason should be Batman” the real question is: Who tf would wanna be Batman lmaoo

[specialagentartemis]

“Be curious about what you’re writing about” is not stock Common Writing Advice but it really, really should be. There are a lot of written works that fail due to the authors just being obviously incurious about what they are writing about.

[random-fun-polls]

There is a way of washing your body where you stand use just a damp wash cloth to clean yourself, and you don’t stand under water or in a bath. Do you call this a:

- top and tail

- pta/ pits tits ass

- dry bath

- other (put in tags pls)

- never heard of this

[mossytrashcan]

bitch she might just be the father?????

[therealslimstrider]

I didn't exactly grow up with a best friend who kept me on my toes.